AMC Transcript Friday 6/1/07

All My Children Transcript Friday 6/1/07


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[Colby spies on Ava and Sean kissing on the yacht]

Ava: Oh, much better. For a second there, I didn't think I had your full attention.

Sean: You got it.

Colby: You are such a guy.

[Adam enters the Comeback as Krystal and Derek kiss from across the bar]

Adam: I detect a theme -- a bar, Krystal, and some poor sap. No offense, Chief. I was a sap once, too.

J.R.: What are you doing here?

Adam: I came to congratulate the new owner -- her brains, her beauty, her unfailing ability to land smack in the slime.

Greenlee: There was all this water, it came flooding in and --


Greenlee: The whole car is flooded.

Ryan: The car is flooded, or is it just the engine?

Greenlee: Um -- I -- I, the, the, the -- the car, I -- you can go see the difference. I -- dry-clean only. Oops. Next time, drip-dry, at least.

Zach: Ok.

[Zach removes his jacket and places it over Greenlee's shoulders as she shivers]

Ryan: Whoa. Car is at the bottom of the drive, the stream has completely flooded, and the car is totally, completely submerged.

Annie: You were in there?

Greenlee: I -- I -- I made my big exit and then it was time to go, and I was in the car and there was just all this water, and it kept coming and coming and coming and -- and it was so heavy! It came through the doors and the window and I -- I tried to kick the door, but it was just way too heavy, so I -- I climbed out, and I thought I was going to drown.

Colby: You're a jerk and a liar and a cheat! It was a joke, huh? I was a joke.

Ava: Look, child, I know it's your daddy's yacht, but you're not exactly on the guest list.

Sean: Look, it's not like you think. Ok, this is just --

Ava: It's just sex, lots and lots of sex and some groping and a little more sex.

Sean: Ok, shut it.

Ava: You sure you want to say that to me? You better think long and hard.

Sean: Yeah, how about "shut it and go"?

Ava: You want to know, the first time we did it was on the living room couch, and then we moved to the shower. And the next time we did it, it was, oh, I'd say about half an hour later. Someone had been stringing him on a little too long.

Colby: Oh, you think you're funny? You're nothing but a filthy, dirty --

Ava: Nope, not true. Nope. Right, Sean? We used soap all the time when we did it in the shower.

Sean: Ok, stop.

Colby: "All the time"?

Sean: Ok, look, don't listen to her.

Ava: I admit it -- we did take it a little too far. We even got caught by Erica's divorce-cam, and I was going to be a star, but all I got was a frickin' lecture and Sean kicked out of the house.

Colby: What -- wait. What?

Sean: What -- what the hell is wrong with you?

Colby: You said you just couldn't handle it anymore.

Ava: Huh. Teensy little lie? You really think he'd want to leave me?

Sean: Ok, enough!

Colby: You said you wanted to be with me, Sean -- not her, me. It was a lie!

Sean: No, it was the truth.

Ava: You should listen to him. He does want to be with you -- when he's not too busy having sex with me. Oh, God.

[Ava gags and runs to the bathroom]

Sean: Look, Colby -- look, everything I said to you and every -- every minute we hung out together --

Colby: It wasn't compared to the time you spent with her?

Sean: No, it's not like that.

Colby: I saw you, Sean! Stop lying to me. You spent the night in my room, we kissed. We played video games, we played truth. Truth, Sean -- you've been having sex with her?

Sean: It's the truth.

Tad: This is a private party, which means you can either walk out or be thrown out.

Adam: Ha-ha. You're the bouncer now? Oh, finally found a job commensurate with your intelligence? That, and of course, Krystal's stud?

Jamie: Ahem -- the place isn't open for business, Adam.

[Del spies a puddle on the floor caused by the leaky roof]

Adam: Oh. And young Jamie Martin. Hmm, young Jamie Martin -- that's a side of beef here to protect the Carey dignity.

[Adam chuckles]

Adam: And remember, isn't it interesting how you used to bed your half sister jenny's half sister Babe? Remember? How very Carey of all of you.

Derek: You're tres -- trespassing.

Adam: And you're slurring, not to mention slobbering all over the mother of his child. Isn't it adorable when friends and relatives can all get together and share a common womb?

Opal: Hey, just watch your mouth, you slimy SOB.

Derek: I'm still sober enough to take you out.

Adam: Oh.

Tad: Wait, wait.

Adam: You're out of uniform -- you're just another bully.

Babe: You weren't invited.

Adam: No. A word of warning -- stay sober, unless you want to end up playing daddy to another one of Tad Martin's bastards.

Opal: Ok, come on --

Tad: That's enough, come on.

Opal: Hoist him up and toss --

Krystal: Wait, wait, wait -- everybody, please just let -- let go of him.

Ryan: Yes, we've got two kids and a pregnant woman -- ok. All right, thank you very much. So the storm isn't supposed to clear up till tomorrow morning, and the road crews aren't going to start until the storm clears up, and they said there's a chance that they might come and canvass the area, but more likely they will start with the more populated areas.

Kendall: Hmm. Ok, so basically we're stuck here.

Annie: All of us.

Kendall: All of us.

Greenlee: I didn't know where to --

[Emma sweetly offers Greenlee her doll]

Emma: She makes me feel better when I'm sad.

Greenlee: Well, thank you.

Zach: Hey. Come sit.

[As Spike fusses, Greenlee sits by the fire]

Zach: Oh, my goodness.


Kendall: Oh. Here. Let me.

[Kendall takes Greenlee's wet clothes and hangs them up, then sits next to her]

Greenlee: Thank you.

Derek: Tell me I heard wrong.

Adam: Tell him, Krystal.

Krystal: If he wants to stay, he can stay.

Babe: Mama, this is your night. You don't have to let him ruin this.

Krystal: No, no, pretty soon, we're going to be open to the public and like I said, everyone is welcome. Maybe we'll get a loyal customer in Mr. Chandler, so I'll tell you what -- how about one on the house, huh? Should get us off on the right foot.

Tad: Well, there's an idea. Del, why don't you pour our friend here a triple something -- doesn't really matter what it is. With your ticker, three fingers of any old swill ought to do the trick.

Krystal: I got a better idea -- how about a nice decaf tea, Adam, huh?

Adam: No, sounds like soaked socks. No, I think I'll pass on that. Uh -- instead, madam owner, I would like to soak up the ambience.


Adam: Excuse me.

Jamie: Krystal, you say the word, and I will throw him out on --

Krystal: No, I -- you will hear me loud and clear, Jamie. Thank you.

Jamie: Yeah.

Adam: The chief looks let down. You sure you don't want to go on with your tonsil inspection?

Krystal: Huh. Funny -- the more you keep talking, the less I care.

Adam: I'm wounded.

Krystal: Just can't stay away, can you? You come in here, you sit down, you start making jokes trying to make me feel small. But, hey, here I am. I am doing just fine. I'm going to get this place up and going and then another one and another one and another one.

Adam: A whole chain of outhouses. Won't you be proud.

Krystal: You are going to eat every snarky comment.

Adam: You'll never break even.

Krystal: Want to bet?

Adam: You got it.

Man: Delivery for Carey?

Krystal: Yeah, right here. I'm Krystal Carey. All right!

Julia: This was supposed to be such a great night, you know?

Jamie: Are you sure you're ok?

Julia: Oh, it's not -- it's not him, it's not you. It's just -- oh. I don't know, I just --

Opal: Just kind of came over you?

Julia: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah, well, she's been working really hard lately, so --

Julia: Yeah.

Opal: Oh, that must be it.

Jamie: Man, you really need that vacation to see your family.

Julia: Oh, yeah.

Krystal: All right. All right, straight out of the box, ready to jam.

Derek: Please tell me that's not --

Krystal: Oh, yes, it is.

Babe: Oh, yes, she did.

Krystal: The finest Japanese import ever -- the karaoke machine.

Derek: I see.

Krystal: Oh.

Babe: I am going to -- go do something or something.

Krystal: Ok.

Derek: I was out of line.

Krystal: What, you mean the -- the kiss?

Derek: Gave Chandler something else to throw at you. I'm -- I'm sorry.

Krystal: Well, he doesn't need any encouraging. And I don't need an apology.

Derek: I -- I meant what I said. I -- I like you --


Derek: Your spirit, the rest of you.

Krystal: Huh. So, all those times you were locking me up --

Derek: Just doing my job.

Krystal: Huh, I'll tell you what, Chief -- when you cut loose, you are one heck of a charmer.

Derek: Does that mean you'll let me take you to dinner?

Krystal: Well, how long did it take you to start dating after your divorce?

Derek: You're going to make me wait that long?

Krystal: Like I said, you're one heck of a charmer. And I'd like you to take me out. I'll let you know when I'm ready.

Tad: Uh -- correct me if I'm wrong -- and I say that rhetorically, because, what the hell -- I know I'm right. Didn't you used to own this fine establishment once?

Adam: Go suck some tea.

Tad: Ah, come on, Adam, admit it. I remember you behind the bar -- you and your herd of mangy little rodents slinging around the rotgut.

Adam: Coincidentally enough, that was a time when I thought I had nothing left to live for.

Tad: Ah.

J.R.: Sort of a good news/bad news story, huh?

Adam: Do you really have to be here?

J.R.: You were a wreck, but you were human back then. It was because of Uncle Stuart, right?

Tad: That's right. That's it, yeah. You thought you lost your brother. Didn't you vow to be a more honorable person if you ever got him back?

J.R.: Yeah, way to keep your word.

Tad: Yeah, I guess -- as in I guess you never loved or honored your brother to begin with.

Adam: Shut up about Stuart. He's worth ten of you.

J.R.: And why are you here?

Tad: Oh, there's probably nobody home in the old gilded cage left to torture.

J.R.: Yeah, well, if you can't make somebody's life miserable, what's the point in living?

Zach: Time tonight.

Kendall: Yeah, I think he'd just stay crashed without you, honey.

[Spike fusses]

Zach: Good idea with the pajamas.

Kendall: Yeah.

Zach: Good job.

Kendall: It's the bottomless diaper bag. It holds all. Oh. My sweet.

[Zach hums]

[Spike yells]

Kendall: Oh. I know.


Zach: Shh.

Ryan: Oh. Oh. This is all -- hey. This is all I could find in the car, unfortunately, but it's dry. Why don't you lie down on that? Go ahead, lie down.

Annie: That's my good girl.

Ryan: Put your head over here.

Annie: Ok.

Ryan: Ok.

Annie: Here, face down.

Ryan: There you go. Here.

Annie: Ok, here, lie this way.

Ryan: Why don't you crawl in there?

Annie: Good girl.

Ryan: There you go.

Annie: All right.

Ryan: That's your collar -- let me see your beautiful little face.

Annie: Ok.

Ryan: Let me see your beautiful face. How's that? Is that good?

Emma: It smells like Daddy.

Ryan: Oh.

Annie: Yeah, I know. This is nice getting cozy in Daddy's jacket, huh?

Ryan: Ok. Kisses from me -- and Annie and Emma. Good night.


Greenlee: Good night, sweet Emma. Thank you for letting me use your dolly. Sleep well.

[Greenlee returns the little doll to Emma]

Greenlee: And you, too, Spikey. Good night. You have yourself some beautiful dreams.

Colby: "Don't taint your delicate female self, Colby? Don't give it away?"

Sean: Look, I loved spending time with you, ok, every second of it. I just didn't want to screw it up.

Colby: Well, you know, Sean, you screwed it up the second you got naked with her. God, and then you lied to me. You lied about why you left your uncle's house, and then you lied about the text from miss "I want your naked body."

Sean: Yeah, look, I made a mistake. I made a mistake and I lied about it, ok? It's truth. It's the truth, I -- but, Colby, I swear to you, I swear -- you have to believe up in your room, by the window -- look, I -- I care about you. You know that. You have -- you have to know how much.

Colby: Yeah, I know exactly how much you care about me -- so much that you had to run off and have sex with someone else.

[Ava screams]

Adam: My son, my pride. You know me too well. And your words ring in my ears. In fact, I would never notice you if you didn't whine so loudly that you made my ears ring.


Adam: What would your sainted mother say about your allegiance to Krystal?

Tad: She'd love it.

J.R.: You're done. You're finished.

Adam: Hmm.

J.R.: No more effect on anybody's life, and you can't ruin this for Krystal no matter how bad you want to.

Adam: I don't have to lift my finger. You people will all fail miserably on your own.

Krystal: Is it on?

Babe: Yeah!

Krystal: All right! Hello!

Babe: Yeah, Mama!

Krystal: Ok, listen. I -- I just -- first of all, I want to thank all of my amazing friends and family for coming out tonight. I really -- I really appreciate it. Not too long ago, I -- well, I thought I had everything.

Adam: You got that right.

Krystal: Huh. I lived in a fancy mansion, which was more like a mausoleum, actually. I had a lot of fine jewelry, which was more like a ball and chain. And I had love -- or at least I thought I did. Turned out to be a ticking bomb that was ready to blow up in my face and break my heart. But now, I have -- I have this place. It's, you know, a little run-down, it's showing its age, but it is loaded with possibilities and loaded with friends and family who love and support me!

Tad: Hear, hear.

Opal: Testify, sister!

Krystal: Friends who make me laugh and smile and make me feel like I can do just about anything, which is why I'm going to try to sing something here.

Babe: All right! Pick a song!

Krystal: Ok, let's see.

Amanda: We love you, Krystal.

Krystal: Oh!

Julia: I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Krystal: Break this puppy in here.

[Krystal wipes rain water off her face]

Babe: Oh. Mama, please don't let him make you cry.

Krystal: No, I -- I'm not crying. It's just this --

[As the ceiling plaster starts to fall on everyone in the bar, Derek rushes to protect Krystal]

Del: Oh --

All: Oh! Oh!


Ryan: Hey. You feeling better?

Greenlee: Warmer.

Kendall: You looked so scared.

Greenlee: No biggie -- just a giant tidal wave crashing into my car and me stuck there. You know that whole life-flashing-before-your-eyes thing? I'd demand my money back.

Ryan: You did good, Greenlee.

Greenlee: Survival instinct.

Kendall: We're glad you made it. We're glad that you're here.

Annie: Heck of a first birthday party.

Zach: Spike seemed to like it.


Annie: They still care about her a lot, Ryan and Kendall.

Zach: Well, there's history.

Annie: You weren't there in the beginning, were you?

Zach: I was there for a lot of it.

Annie: How did you deal with it -- how enmeshed they all are?

Zach: Deal with it? I don't know -- not so well at times, I guess, but it worked out pretty much.

Annie: I thought I had my hands full with Kendall at first, but Greenlee? I'm looking for some words of wisdom here.

Zach: From me?

Annie: Huh.

Zach: Wow. Uh -- I don't know. You seem rooted and grounded in whatever you do, and it's working, so don't change a thing. And don't let your guard down, not for a second.

Annie: I was aiming for guidance. That kind of sounded more like a warning.

Zach: Same thing.

Ryan: It shouldn't be like this -- you, us, different sides.

Greenlee: Is there any other option?

Ryan: If we work at it. I want to work at it.


Ryan: What? What is it -- what's wrong?

Kendall: No, I -- nothing's wrong. It's not wrong, it's not wrong. Zach? Zach?

Zach: What?

Kendall: Come here, come here.

Zach: What? What happened?

Kendall: The baby, the baby --

Zach: Baby what?

Kendall: He or -- or she or -- our baby's saying hello.

[Kendall chuckles as she feels the baby move]

Zach: Oh. Just do it again, do it again.

Kendall: No, I -- I'm sure that he or she or it, I'm sure they will. They will kick and turn and somersault and -- and do everything. Do you remember Spike? Remember how we knew Spike would be a center? You feel it. You feel it, I --

Zach: Do it again.

Kendall: I promise, I --

Zach: No, do it.

Annie: No. Oh, it's exciting.

[As Greenlee runs from the room and breaks down sobbing, Kendall comforts her]

Ava: As if it wasn't bad enough that I already wanted to puke everywhere, this wave comes out of nowhere and tips the boat -- oh, my God! You totally saved me.

Colby: You make me sick. Take my father's yacht back to the shore -- now.

Sean: I can't get there fast enough.

Ava: Hey -- my stomach says you need a little company in the wheelhouse thingy.

Sean: Oh, come on. Don't try it.

Ava: Ooh. Touchy in all the right places.

Colby: Unbelievable.

Ava: Just awful, right? Dirty little Ava Benton. How can I get such a good little boy like Sean M. to do such smutty things with me? I'll tell you what -- it's because he's a guy, princess.

Colby: Oh, yeah, you know him so well.

Ava: Yeah, I do -- right down to that mole, the one where the sun don't shine? Yeah. I mean, what did you honestly think? Did you think that holding hands with you would be enough?

Colby: Just shut up!

Ava: You saw it for yourself. Guys date girls like you. They want girls like me.

Colby: You know, you're right, Ava. I am such a loser. And you know, if I were really lucky, I'd be a slut like you.

Julia: No discomfort?

Krystal: No. No, I think I'm fine. I really do.

Del: I think I saw a tarp out back.

Jamie: Yeah, we'll weigh it down. It should hold until morning.

Tad: Uh -- uh, Krystal?

Babe: Tad, how bad is it?

Tad: It's not good

Babe: What?

Krystal: Ah -- in dollars. How "not good" is it in dollars?

Tad: Baby, I don't know what to tell you. It looks like that leak's been up there doing its thing for a long time.

Babe: Don't say that.

Derek: Last owner didn't do much repair work after the fire up here.

Babe: Derek?

Babe and Krystal: What?

Krystal: What the --

Babe: Oh, God, that doesn't sound good.

Derek: Hey, Martin, get your butt up here.

Tad: I'm on my way.

Adam: Well, beautiful, beautiful. Bravery in the face of disaster. She can sing, she can pour, she can go broke trying to save this trough. A woman of many talents. Derek, do you hear that? Your new squeeze is looking for a new sugar daddy. Only the wealthy need apply. Well, I can only have so much fun. Oh -- Krystal, thank you. Thank you for dropping the Chandler moniker. The last thing I need is for the Chandler name to be sullied by the likes of you.

Amanda: I talked to my mom. She asked about you.

Adam: Really? Did she ask about the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy also?

Amanda: She's on her meds now, hates that she helped you.

Adam: Look, that never happened, and shame on you for encouraging those delusions.

Amanda: You know, the craziest part is --

Adam: What?

Amanda: She doesn't hate you. She is afraid of all you will lose by hurting the people that you love.

Adam: Really? When you see your mother again, you tell her Santa says "Ho, ho, ho."

[Adam laughs]

Amanda: I want him to suffer like you have no idea.

J.R.: I do, and he will.

Kendall: I'm sorry. Greenlee, I'm so sorry. Look, I didn't think, and I should have. I'm sorry, but the baby and --

Greenlee: Don't.

Kendall: I'm just -- I'm sorry.

Greenlee: Don't, please don't.

Kendall: Greenlee, I missed you. I missed you so much.


Kendall: And when you came back, we shut you out. I don't want to hurt you, Greenlee. I never want -- I never want to hurt you again.

Greenlee: I'm so stupid, Kendall. I shouldn't have come back here. I shouldn't have.

Kendall: No, no, you listen to me -- you belong here. You belong with us. I loved you, Greenlee. I still do. And I don't want to see you sad. I just want you to be happy.

Greenlee: How? Ryan, the baby gone -- how am I going to be happy?

Kendall: You are. You are, you can, and you will be because you're you. You will have a family, you will fall in love, because you're Greenlee and because you deserve it.

Greenlee: It --

Kendall: Yes, it'll happen.

Greenlee: It won't.

Kendall: Yes, it has to.

Greenlee: It won't.

Kendall: Listen, I will be right by your side. I will be with you, ok? Will you let me help you?

Greenlee: Stop.

Kendall: Will you listen -- Greenlee, listen to me! Listen to me a minute! Listen, ok? I love you! You are my sister. We can be us again -- I know we can, ok? Best friends who drive each other absolutely nuts? But we can do this, ok? There's no one like us.

Greenlee: Yeah, no one.

Kendall: Good. Good, ok. So, will you let me help you? Will you let me help you make things right?

Derek: My ride's here.

Babe: Ok, you. Come, sit, sit, sit -- no worries. Hey --

Krystal: Ugh!

Babe: We are totally going to take care of it.

Krystal: Oh, well, it should've been taken care of. Tad said don't just buy the place, check it out. Did I -- did I do that? Did I wait two seconds to make sure that this place wasn't one good storm away from falling down? No.

Babe: Look, we are going to hire Derek's friends, we're going to pay them, and they're going to fix that. They can totally fix it. I mean, that's how money works. Not long ago, something like this would've stopped us in our tracks.

Krystal: Well, it might not stop us, but it is going to slow us down. We're not going to know how bad, how much, how long until we get a contractor in this place.

Babe: It's not going to be long.

Krystal: Well, I just want it to happen now. I -- I want to start plating burgers and pouring sodas, and I want that register to start ringing.

Babe: It's going to, and you know what? We are going to have your first 20 framed on that wall, you know it.

Krystal: What makes you so sure of that?

Babe: Because I know you, and you're magic.

Opal: How are the water works doing?

Julia: Oh. I --

Opal: Huh?

Julia: I don't know where that came from. I think it's probably like Jamie said -- it's just been double shifts and Kathy and aftermath of the nurses' strike.

Opal: Yeah, sounds like you need a nap.

Julia: Or a bucket. Oh, and I didn't even have anything to drink.

Amanda: You didn't tell Babe that you and I --

J.R.: What? You can't finish your sentence?

Amanda: You know what.

J.R.: No. I didn't say anything, but I can tell her right now if you want me to.

Amanda: No, don't, ok? Not now, not ever.

J.R.: Are you ashamed of me? Gosh, I feel so cheap.

Amanda: J.R., don't mess with me, ok? I said don't tell and if you --

J.R.: Hey, Babe, can you come here a second?

Amanda: Do, so help me God -- oh, you are a jerk. You're a creep.

Babe: What's up?

J.R.: I'm going to be taking a business trip to smooth over some Chandler waters over the regime change.

Amanda: J.R., the corporate hero. Amanda, the bar manager -- I'm going to go wash some glasses.

Babe: Thanks. But I -- I mean, I guess I really shouldn't be worried because I don't own Chandler stock anymore.

J.R.: Well, it's only for a couple of weeks, it's not right away. It's to set us up, really lock us into position.

Babe: J.R., it's ok. Parents do have to travel.

J.R.: Will you tell our son that I love him?

Babe: Of course I will, every night. He'll draw you pictures, and he'll send you kisses.

J.R.: He's an amazing kid.

Babe: You sure you have to go? You really don't seem all that excited.

J.R.: Yeah, this is really a chance for me to grab ahold of Chandler, make us an undeniable force. Tell your mother congratulations for me again.

Babe: Ok, but you just did a massive gear shift. Care to fill me in?

J.R.: I'll call you.

Adam: Lily. Hi. Have you -- have you taken to hiding in bushes and coloring your hair?

Ava: The name's Ava, this is my hair, and Lily's my half sister.

Adam: Fascinating, how fascinating.

Ava: If you like that, you'll love this.

Adam: Your cell phone. I'm getting a little bit wet here. Yeah.

[Ava shows Adam a cell phone photo of Sean and Colby kissing]

Adam: Where did you get this? Trespassing on my property?

Ava: While your sweet, little pretty princess has been shacking up with my boyfriend.

Adam: Oh. A woman scorned?

Ava: Damn straight.

Adam: Well, you came here for a reason. What do you want? Want me to try to get your squeeze back for you?

Ava: Kick in some pay for some pain and suffering, and we're talking about something here.

Adam: Hmm. Well, I have a suggestion.

Ava: Hit me.

Adam: You can have some pay -- as long with your boyfriend -- as long as you keep him away from my daughter.

Ava: I don't know that I'm feeling up for it yet. I mean, my feelings are still really hurt.

Adam: Oh, no. You feeling any better now?

Julia: Why is it a nurse can never diagnose herself, hmm?

Opal: Well, maybe that's Mother Nature giving you a nudge.

Julia: Oh, yeah, probably saying "Slow down, take a nap."

Opal: Or "start picking names, putting the baby crib together because my guess is, 10 to 1, you've got a bun in the oven.

Jamie: Agh -- and the tarp's up!

Del: And the rain is out.

Babe: Oh!

Tad: Come on, ok? Stop it, stop it, stop it --

Krystal: Ugh!

Tad: I've got a big old collection of buckets up there to catch all the water, you're going to be fine. Take a deep breath.

Krystal: Yeah -- until the roof collapses again and --

Tad: Come on.

Krystal: I have to rebuild from scratch!

Tad: Krystal, you're going to be huge --

Krystal: Yes.

Tad: Nationwide.

Krystal: Amen!

Tad: Tell Adam exactly where he can stick it.

Krystal: Hell -- ok, just because you patched my roof does not give you the right to make fun of me, Tad.

Tad: I'm not making fun of you. Maybe a little.

[Krystal chuckles]

Tad: My point is he does not deserve your time, he never did.

Krystal: The only thing he is going to get is a view of my backside, walking away. I'm moving on, and without him dragging me down.

Adam: This is between you and the scum that took advantage of my daughter's kindness.

Ava: Just between me and Sean -- got it.

Adam: Yeah.

Ava: And five little Benjamins.

Adam: Uh-huh. Uh-uh. Backdoor.

Ava: Sure, chief.

Adam: Yeah.

[Door closes]

Adam: My home, my daughter. Yes. Ah. I seem to detect a stench of failure here. Was it Krystal's Roadside, or just bad cologne?

[Adam laughs]

J.R.: It gets to you. Yeah, doesn't it? Krystal's making good without you.

Adam: Oh, a face full of plaster? Oh, her success shames me.

J.R.: It got to me, you know -- that speech she said --

Adam: Oh, yeah.

J.R.: About love and family?

Adam: It got to me, too. But, actually, the -- the nausea passed.

J.R.: I thought about it -- you know, the love, the unconditional support. Everything I learned about that, I sure as hell didn't learn from you.

[Adam laughs]

Adam: Must've been horrible to be raised with self-esteem and self-reliance.

J.R.: Oh, yeah, the Martins -- they're that kind of family.

Adam: Yeah, I would add in a few idiots and buffoons.

J.R.: It's time for me to really respect my mother, I mean, really respect her -- her and Tad both.

Adam: Hmm.

J.R.: She loved him, she wanted to give him the family that he deserved, but I stood in the way, and still -- still, we were able to work through that.

Adam: Yeah. Extraordinary. Really.

J.R.: Yeah. Well, you've disowned me, so I don't really think you're going to care, but I intend to make it legal. I'm Tad Martin's son, and I intend to take his name.

Zach: Thank you. Power's going to be on soon.

Ryan: I'm surprised you can't flip the switch yourself. Rain's letting up.

Annie: And what about the rest of storm?

Kendall: Please, Greenlee. Just one word, that's all it takes. You let us back into your life, and we let you back into ours. We'll make things right.

Greenlee: I want to make things right. I've been thinking about something that could. I don't have a lot of choices. But I think -- I think I found a way.

Kendall: Ok. Well, tell me.

Greenlee: Well, it started the night of the blackout at the fertility clinic -- all my eggs destroyed. I'm bringing charges against your husband for destroying them all.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

J.R. (to Adam): I'm not leaving until Colby is out of here in one piece!

Josh (to Greenlee): On a scale of 1 to 10, how much trouble did you cause?

Greenlee: Infinity.

Annie (to Zach): Greenlee's right -- you do belong in prison.

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