All My Children Transcript Wednesday 5/23/07
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Adam: You must've heard that.
Adam: It's kind of a beeping sound. Are you sure you didn't hear it?
Colby: Oh -- that's my phone.
Adam: Ah. Where is it?
Colby: Yeah, I -- I don't know.
Adam: It came from over here.
Colby: No, no, no, it's ok. I'm not really in the mood to talk.
[Krystal comes into Colby's room and sees Sean hiding under her bed]
Josh: This town is a maze, isn't it? Here, you innocently try to make your way from point A to point B, and you find yourself moseying through your boss' condo. Pretty trippy.
Hannah: I was looking for Zach.
Josh: In his bedroom?
Greenlee: You caused the blackout?
Zach: I did.
Greenlee: The entire city, the clinic's backup generator?
Greenlee: Destroyed my fertilized eggs, made it so I could never have a baby with Ryan?
Zach: All those things, yes.
Kendall: Ok, let's not get off point, Greenlee. I -- I got pregnant in spite of all of that. I was the one who decided to use my egg instead of yours. This was all me.
Greenlee: The reason you even had to go there was because of you.
Zach: It's not what I intended, but, yes, it was because of me.
Greenlee: So the reason I have nothing -- no husband, no friends, no Spike to call my own -- it's because some cocky, gambling lowlife decided to play God with my life?
[Greenlee hauls off and slaps Zach in the face]
Kendall: Did you just slap my husband?
Zach: Hey -- shh. Calm down.
Greenlee: It keeps getting worse, the betrayal.
Zach: There was no great plot to hurt you, Greenlee.
Greenlee: No? When you pulled the plug on the city and destroyed my dreams, that wasn't malicious?
Zach: I did what I felt was best for Kendall. I didn't want her carrying Ryan's baby.
Greenlee: But you were Mr. Supportive -- on-demand foot rubs, late-night pickle runs.
Zach: My wife was pregnant, and that's been decided. What else could I do? I had to support her. And the sacrifice she made for you was incredible. Yes, I supported her, but I didn't agree with her.
Greenlee: And you didn't agree why -- you hated Ryan, you hated me?
Zach: You were grieving a man who was still alive, a man who was coming back to Pine Valley eventually -- I knew that. And the way he reacted the first time you wanted his baby, I didn't want Kendall to be caught in round number two.
Greenlee: I knew he wanted kids. Everyone tried to tell me differently, but I knew. Now, Ryan has not one, but two kids he adores, and I have zero. Why? Because you two decided what was best. Well, where was I? Where was my vote in this damned future?
Zach: I had no way of knowing he would change his mind about being a dad.
Greenlee: You should've taken me to him, Zach. You should've told me he was alive.
Zach: He didn't want to be found, and I thought you'd be better off without him.
Greenlee: Yeah, oh, yeah -- oh, I'm doing great without him.
Kendall: Greenlee, you can't -- you -- you can't just disappear and then expect to come back and snatch everything away.
Greenlee: You're accusing me of snatching -- you two are unbelievable!
Rachael: Oh, excuse me.
Greenlee: It's him.
Hannah: Let's re-establish the pecking order, shall we? I work for Zach, you work for me. You don't get to question my business with him.
Josh: What the hell are you doing in Zach and Kendall's home, Hannah?
Hannah: Hmm -- you think I don't know what this is? You'll do anything, step on anyone, sleep with anyone to get ahead? Sleeping with me got you nothing except the best sex of your life, and you want to twist it into something more than it is, use it to your advantage? Well, I have no time or interest in this.
Josh: You can answer to the cops or to Zach or to me, but you're not walking out that door until I get an answer. What the hell are you doing here?
Hannah: No --
Josh: While you're talking, explain this.
Adam: Well, Krystal, what is it? You come storming in here loaded for bear, and now you stand there with your mouth agape and you can't say anything. What is it? Have you -- you having a senior moment, perhaps, or maybe you just lost your nerve?
Krystal: Oh, no, I'll give you a senior moment that'll knock your boots off, Adam.
Colby: But she won't.
Krystal: And if you want to talk about nerve, you have no idea who's got the guts in this room. You wouldn't even know it if it was right underneath your nose.
Adam: What the hell are you blathering about?
Colby: Will you guys take this outside or something, please?
Adam: No, no. I'm not going anywhere with her. If you got something to say, spit it out. Come on.
Krystal: You know, I got your little slap in the face courtesy of your consigliore, Barry.
Adam: Good, good, and I'll see you in court.
Colby: Divorce court?
Krystal: No, actually, first, he's suing me for my stock in Chandler Enterprises.
Colby: Dad, that was a wedding gift!
Adam: The marriage was fraudulent.
Krystal: Come on. Come on, let's go.
Adam: No -- I said I'm not going anywhere with you. Now, go -- get out.
Krystal: I am about to use language that a teenager has no business listening to, especially when it's her stepmother talking about her daddy. Now, don't make me wreck that poor child's brain. Let's go, come on. Get out.
Sean: Oh. Oh. I thought for sure he was going to find me and snap my neck or something.
Colby: Oh -- "I want your naked body"?
Rachael: Is Kendall around?
[Greenlee keeps staring at Spike]
Rachael: Do you know where I can find her?
Hannah: Just give it to me.
Josh: Let me guess -- you were just about to put it back, right? Or maybe you didn't know how it got into your pocket. Maybe it just fell I or better yet, you were going to use this as a sample to sew Spike a sweater -- is that it? You have two holes to dig yourself out of now, Hannah.
Hannah: Just mind your own damn business!
Josh: You break into my sister's condo, try to make off with my nephew's clothes -- you don't think that's my business?
Hannah: Just give it to me!
Josh: Why, Hannah?
Hannah: Because I want it! I just want it! I want something. Zach has his baby -- where's mine? Between the oak tree and the rose garden, 37-A? You know how old the people around him live to be? Mrs. Orselli is 79, Mr. Creighton is 82. Hell, Gertrude Farnsworth lived to be 101, so what is my Ethan doing there? Cemeteries are for old people, damn it, not him. Quit looking at me like that.
Josh: Hannah, I wasn't --
Hannah: It's this town! I mean, I shouldn't have come here. It's just bleeding my soul dry. You know, I thought if I came to Pine Valley, I -- I would feel closer to him, meet his friends, walk the streets he walked, see the things he saw. I even took a job at Cambias thinking I would be closer to him. I know Kendall dated him for a while, so I -- I thought I would try here. I don't have anywhere else to go. I just -- I just want to feel him.
Josh: I'm sorry. Let me take you back to your room.
[While Josh isn't looking, Hannah picks up Spike's little shirt and slips it into her pocket]
Krystal: "Defraud" -- me? Me? Ha -- that is unbelievable. I am the best wife you have ever had.
Krystal: Oh, well, now, you might hate my guts now, but there was a time when I rocked your world.
Adam: Oh, oh. Well, is that -- is that why you brought me in here? To stroke your massive, misbegotten ego? No, no, no -- I think I'd rather go back to my soggy eggs and bacon.
Krystal: No, we are not anywhere near finished. Would you explain this to me?
Adam: Yes, of course -- simple. I'm suing you for defrauding me on the grounds that you are a lying tramp.
Krystal: That is not fraud. You knew that when you married me.
Adam: Ha! You enjoy being a gold digger, don't you? You've wormed your way into my home, my wallet, my -- company.
Krystal: I didn't ask for a darn one of those things, Adam.
Adam: Well, of course not. You're much too cagey to just come out and ask for something.
Adam: Hence the word "defraud."
Krystal: Oh! You are just itching for a fight, aren't you?
Adam: Those shares are rightfully mine, and I will fight as dirty as I have to to get them back. Ok. Possibly, we're going to have to include dragging Tad's wailing brat into the fray.
Krystal: Oh, no, you are not going to do a thing to Jenny, because I am not going to get mixed up in your games. You can take your damn stock back, Adam. I'm done with it.
Kendall: Hi, my sweet boy. Did you come to see Mom, huh?
Zach: Why don't you guys go and figure out the rest of Spike's day?
Kendall: Oh, yeah -- good idea! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Kendall: Goodness gracious, what's going on here?
Greenlee: Uh-oh -- don't want to leave without this.
Kendall: Um -- no, no, honey, you know what? Let Mama get that. Let Mama get that -- it's probably yucky, ok? Ok, come on. Come on, we're going to go now. Come on, baby. There you go.
Greenlee: That baby was supposed to be mine. Would've been if you wouldn't have taken him from me.
Babe: Greenlee, that's not fair.
Greenlee: Was I talking to you? Not so much. And until you have stakes in this company -- which will be never -- your opinion doesn't matter.
Di: You've already taken everything away from Babe. You really got to kick her when she's down?
Greenlee: If she's going to defend what Zach did, yeah.
Zach: Is this between you and Babe or you and Di? Not so much. It's between you and me -- let's keep it that way. Were you supposed to have a baby? Yes. Kendall offered you that little boy -- what did you do? You refused, and not only that, you spit in her face. And you left her alone to figure out if she should give him up or raise him herself.
Greenlee: That baby would be mine if it wasn't for your power company power trip.
Zach: I made a mistake. I underestimated what an incredible friend Kendall was to you. She was willing to give up everything -- her health, her body, her happiness, our happiness -- just so you could have your miracle. But you didn't really appreciate that, did you? You know what, honey? There was a time when Kendall loved you more than anything else in the world. That little boy -- living proof of that.
Kendall: Ok, so don't bring him here again, please. I don't want him anywhere near Greenlee. All right? Come on, monkey. We're going to go home, all right? I'm going to walk you guys.
Kendall: You ready to go? Hmm, hmm? Press the button? Oh.
Greenlee: You know what, Zach? There was a time I would've agreed with you. Kendall was the most loving, unselfish woman, best friend. But you changed that. You changed that with your flick of the switch or click of the mouse -- whatever the hell you did to destroy my dreams. But she forgave you even after what you did to us. If she could shove me aside and forgive you for causing that blackout, she never loved me at all.
Krystal: You think I am going to waste my time fighting for your stupid company?
Adam: I know a liar when I see one.
Krystal: Well, read my lips -- keep your Chandler shares.
Adam: Bah humbug! You got a taste of the high life, and you glommed on with every last tentacle. Huh -- you'd go batty if you had to live in squalor again.
Krystal: Oh -- "squalor"? Ok -- no. Look, I might not want your company, but I sure as heck am not going to walk out of this marriage with nothing.
Adam: Ooh -- I rest my case.
Krystal: You keep your company, but if you get away with keeping half of everything else, you'll be lucky.
Adam: Oh, there's the gold digger I know and loathe.
Krystal: After what you put me through with Janet and Jenny, you owe me.
Adam: You think you're going to get a penny out of me? It'll be years before you get a dime.
Krystal: Babe has plenty to take care of all of us until I get back up on my feet.
Adam: Oh -- your feet have been so pampered this last year, they will shrivel up and fall off at the risk of a blister.
Krystal: Oh, well, I've survived a heck of a lot more than blisters, Adam.
Adam: Yes, well, our battle has just begun.
Krystal: Oh -- "our" battle?
Krystal: Uh-uh. No, you'll be fighting with my attorney. I am out of here.
Adam: Krystal? I'm going to remind you of this conversation when you've lived to regret it.
Krystal: The only thing I regret is falling for you in the first place.
[Adam coughs and holds his chest as Krystal looks concerned]
Sean: Seriously, Colby, anybody could've sent that text.
Colby: "I want your naked body"?
Colby: That's not exactly random.
Sean: Yeah. It's probably one of the guys from school playing a prank -- you know how stupid they can be.
Colby: Totally, but we should send something so stupid back.
Sean: Let's not.
Colby: Yeah -- oh, how about "clothes off, waiting for you"? What's wrong?
Sean: You can't send that.
Colby: Oh -- why? It'd be funny.
Sean: Ava sent that text.
Colby: Ava wants your naked body?
Sean: Oh, it's all about shock value with her. I mean, she -- she will do anything to get attention. I wouldn't be surprised if she sent this same text to everyone in her phone book.
Colby: Yeah, she's a little weird. But why'd you lie?
Sean: Well, because you already think she's weird, you know? I didn't want you to think she was a skank, too. I mean, she is Lily's sister.
Colby: Yeah. But I bet she does want you.
Sean: Well, who wouldn't?
Colby: There's got to be somebody.
Sean: Yeah, you know, I'm good.
Colby: Yeah, I've been trying to forget how good you are for, like, months.
Sean: Look, Ava could send me hundreds of texts like that. I'd rather be with you every time.
Colby: Hmm. Is that why you moved out of your uncle's place -- because Ava wanted to get with you?
Josh: Come on. Why don't you sit down? Do you want me to call downstairs, have them send up some hot tea or something? Are you sure? I'll let work know that you went home sick, I'll have them block your calls. Hannah, I know it's not going to be easy, but just -- try to clear your head. Ok?
Hannah: Thank you.
Josh: You're welcome. Are you sure I can't do anything for you before I leave?
Zach: Kendall didn't know I caused the blackout until long after you were gone.
Greenlee: And then she found out you were the resident evil and, what -- "Greenlee's history, let's keep the kid, have a family"?
Zach: No. Kendall hated me, said we were through, there was nothing left. And she had no intention of holding on to Spike.
Greenlee: And then, sudden epiphany? "Greenlee's gone, I've got her life now? It's been shredded to pieces, so give me, give me, give me"?
Zach: What is that, Greenlee? What is that? You left. You were the one that left and the world kept turning -- do you believe that? Life went on.
Greenlee: Yeah, and Kendall's life became bigger and better than she could've ever dreamed of.
Babe: You can't exactly blame Kendall for falling in love with her own son, Greenlee.
Di: Kendall almost died giving birth to that boy, Greenlee.
Babe: And it's understandable that you feel gypped, but you have no rights to Spike.
Greenlee: How did I become the bad guy? Yes, I left Pine Valley. Yes, I left my husband and my best friend -- I was devastated, because of what you put into motion. But I worked through that hurt and anger. I overcame it, and I let go. I came back here to forgive Ryan and Kendall. So why am I being treated like the pariah?
Zach: I'm sorry for interrupting you, but now you're really losing me. When I walked in over there, you -- you were yelling at Kendall. Is that your forgiveness? That's part of your plan? Because from where I was standing, it looked like someone came back to Pine Valley to settle a score.
Greenlee: I'm not in Pine Valley to answer to you.
Zach: But you do want something.
Greenlee: I want so much.
Zach: Ok. Let me buy you out of this company.
Greenlee: The days of you taking from me are over, Zach. Fusion is mine -- sorry, don't mean to rub it in.
Zach: Wow. So it's going to be like that? You show up at work and scream at Kendall, tell her how much she took from you, how bad your life is because of her? That's one big, happy Fusion family.
Kendall: Maybe she thinks if she makes the rest of us miserable, we'll all jump ship. She's wrong.
Di: Dead wrong.
Greenlee: Whatever personal problems we may all have, I'm here to bring Fusion back to the top. I haven't forgotten how well we worked together -- have you? So why don't we just put all of this aside and go celebrate our brainchild together?
Di: I can't -- I'm in the middle of a proposal, working on that.
Babe: Hmm -- I'd really like to, but I was supposed to fax this thing overseas an hour ago.
Kendall: I'm going to have to pass.
Greenlee: Don't sweat it. I'll just go celebrate on my own.
Josh: You know what? You look completely wiped. Come on. Come lay down.
Josh: Come on, sit.
[Josh helps Hannah out of her coat and shoes and tucks her into bed]
Josh: Just try to relax, ok?
Josh: Come on, just lay back.
Josh: Got enough blankets? Huh. Are you sure?
Josh: All right, just try to close your eyes and get some rest. Ok? Everything is going to be fine. You're going to be all right, Hannah.
Singer: You are my friends so dance me with your sins you are the angel at twilight turning chaos into light you look at me I'm under your spell so implicitly touch me and feel the electricity. Tonight will be the night that we remember tonight will be
Greenlee: What's the special tonight?
Greenlee: Is that a drink order or are you giving me a warning?
Del: Uh -- that was a heads-up, but something tells me you don't scare easy.
Greenlee: Not anymore.
Del: It's "Greenlee," right? Del Henry. We met a while back, at the old Roadside? You were tight with Kendall --
Greenlee: Yeah -- oh. That was forever ago. How's this place doing? Roadside, eat your heart out.
Del: Yeah. The roadside wishes it were this cool. ConFusion is by far the hottest spot in Pine Valley. The Fusion women created a cash cow.
Singer: Hypnotizing me
Greenlee: Another example of life going on without me.
Singer: In our dreams
[Adam coughs and wheezes]
Krystal: You are the orneriest piece of work I have ever had the misfortune of knowing.
Adam: Oh -- oh.
Krystal: Ok. Open your damn mouth.
Krystal: Open it. This is what you get, you mean old coot. Here, drink this. You spend your days and nights plotting, plotting how to take people down.
Krystal: Take another sip. This is what you get. All that hate is just eating you alive.
Adam: No. Hey, you did this to me. You know you did. And if I croak --
Adam: It'll be on your head.
Krystal: No, no, no. Nobody's going to croak. Your daughter moved back in this house to watch over you. You're not going to scar her for life by going belly-up on her watch. Yes -- yeah -- yes, this is the soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Adam Chandler. My soon-to-be ex-husband just had some sort of a spell. I think you ought to send a doctor in to make sure it's nothing serious. I don't know -- let him tell you. They want to know your symptoms.
Adam: I --
Krystal: Go ahead. I've done my part. It's a lot more than you did for me. You're on your own.
Adam: Uh -- uh.
Sean: Look, Ava comes on strong, no doubt, but even though she's obvious and out there, I don't really get her, not the way I get you.
Colby: Wow. You should get a medal or something -- first person ever to get Colby Chandler. Oh -- wait, I -- I didn't mean it like that.
Sean: No, I know. I know how you meant it.
Colby: I like having you here.
Sean: I like it, too. Too bad I can't stay.
Colby: Why not?
Sean: Um -- because if your dad catches me here, I'm a carcass?
Colby: Oh, don't worry about him.
Sean: Look, we got way too close to getting caught already, Colby.
Colby: Yeah, but we'll be extra careful next time.
Sean: Well, I can't hide forever.
Colby: But as long as my dad doesn't see you coming and going, it's all good.
Sean: Well, what about food?
Colby: I'll smuggle it up here to you. He'll never find out.
Sean: You trying to hold me hostage or something?
Sean: Cool. So, if we can't leave this room, what are we going to do?
Colby: Oh, hey -- you just totally cut me off!
Sean: Well, your car ran into mine, like, seven times.
Colby: Ok, so that justifies you running me off the road? You better watch out! Oh!
Sean: No, you can't -- you can't do that!
Colby: Oh! Oh, you better just stop whining, ok?
[Video game beeps]
Colby: Yes! Whoo-hoo, I won! Ha-ha!
Sean: Oh, you are such a cheater.
Colby: No, I'm not. I don't think so.
Sean: You're completely.
Colby: No! You're just a sore loser!
Sean: No, no, you must pay.
Colby: No, no! No, no, no! Please stop.
Krystal: Oh -- just stop it. Stop it right there.
Di: Are you ok?
Babe: Yeah, I'm --
Babe: Fine. Better start working on that B.J.'s application, though.
Kendall: Will you stop? No -- would you stop already, ok? Listen, Fusion needs you, Babe, so you are here with or without your shares.
Babe: Thank you.
Kendall: You're welcome. Hi.
Josh: Zach, can I -- can I talk to you for a second?
Zach: Sure. What's up?
Josh: I just came from Hannah's room at the Yacht Club. She's not doing so well. I tried to talk to her, but maybe you should go in and check in on her.
Zach: I'll be back in a little while.
Zach: Is it going to be ok?
Kendall: Yeah, yeah. Are you going to be ok? Is everything all right?
Zach: Be a few minutes, see you.
Kendall: Ok, mm-hmm.
Di: Ah. The place looks pretty clean, doesn't it, Josh? You'd never guess that a hurricane just came through.
Kendall: Yeah -- Hurricane Greenlee. That's right.
Babe: It was fun.
Kendall: So, little brother, you have the sneaky Kane gene. Please come up with some way to help us overthrow this little tyrant.
Babe: You know, and please -- -- I'm heading out anyway, and your sister could use the company.
Kendall: Actually, you know what I could use? I could use a drink -- that's what I could use.
Kendall: A -- a virgin pomegranate organic juice -- "virgin," I said.
Kendall: I need juice, I'm thirsty, let's go. Let's go, let's go.
Babe: Whatever the bionic mama wants --
Kendall: Mama needs her --
Babe: Mama gets.
Kendall: Juice, thank you.
Di: Oh. Going to ConFusion.
Singer: First time I saw you there
Del: One pomegranate convulsion. I recommend you drink that slowly.
Singer: Watching over me
Greenlee: Mmm. Well, I'm celebrating -- it's my un-welcome home party. See all these people that showed up to celebrate with me? All right -- well, there may not be many, but they sure are choice. This over here, the person you don't see sitting at this barstool -- that's my best friend. She pretty much stole my entire life and managed to play the victim while doing it. But when I came home, she was so happy to see me. Oh, wait -- not "happy," she was livid, but she apologized so nicely for stealing my life. Oh, no. Oh, no -- she didn't apologize, she told me it was my fault and that I should get over it. But I'm trying to forgive her, which just means the world to her. Yeah -- she doesn't give a flying flip about me forgiving her, but, oh, well. That's my best friend.
Kendall: Please, Greenlee, please. I'm your sister -- remember?
Greenlee: I'm going back to my old philosophy -- families are worthless.
Ryan: Kendall, get out.
Kendall: No, no.
Ryan: You're not helping.
Kendall: Please, please. Greenlee, I swear to you, you have to let me help you understand.
Greenlee: Don't tell me what to understand. I understand that I was lied to. I understand that I can't count on anyone.
Kendall: I did this for you. I did this because I love you.
Greenlee: You love me? Do you hear that?
Kendall: It's true.
Greenlee: Listen to her. Doesn't she sound like she actually means that? She sounds just like you, in fact. God, the both of you are so good. I have to keep reminding myself who you were when you came to this town. You can't ever take the con out of the man. And, you -- you once hated me more than anything in the world. Well, why couldn't you have thrown me in another tower or tossed me in a pool, because that would've been easier. At least with enemies, you know where you stand.
Singer: I know, I know if you love me, set me free I know, I know
Greenlee: Oh --
Greenlee: Here they are now. Well, hi, guys! Come on in, the party is just starting -- drinks are on me. A toast -- to my dearest friends, the people I can always count on.
Colby: Krystal, I swear we weren't doing anything.
Krystal: All right. I am going to be the woman of the house one last time, Colby. Now, you pull yourself together, you go back in that room, and you send Sean home -- you hear me? Your daddy is downstairs right now waiting for the doctor.
Adam: Huh. Huh.
[Adam coughs as Krystal spies on him]
[Zach knocks on Hannah's door then lets himself in as she emerges from the bathroom in her robe]
Kendall: Do you have to cause a scene everywhere you go, Greenlee? Come on. Wait -- would you get down from there?
Greenlee: I'm making it easier for everyone to see me. That way, when you're all toasting me with your oodles of love and adoration, the crowd will see who the beloved one is. Who wants to go first?
Di: Greenlee, you're going to hurt yourself.
Greenlee: Hmm -- you've twisted my arm -- I'll do it. To Greenlee and Fusion, empowering women to screw over women. To Greenlee, otherwise known as "who"? Hmm --
Kendall: God, how much did you give her to drink?
Del: That's her first drink.
Greenlee: To our sweet green pea, as insignificant as she ever was. To Greenlee, whose picture in the dictionary is right next to the word "sucker."
Babe: You really need to get down.
Josh: Why don't you let me take you home?
Greenlee: "Home" -- right, that's funny. Pine Valley used to be my home.
Di: Yeah -- somebody need to call Jack?
Kendall: I don't know.
Greenlee: Wait, wait, wait -- shh, shh.
Greenlee: I've saved the best toast for last. The man you don't see in that barstool is the man who said he would love me forever -- my dear, sweet, Ryan. Doesn't he look -- invisible?
[Greenlee loses her smile when Ryan and Annie saunter in]
>> On the next "All My Children" --
Jack (to Erica): Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
Greenlee (to Kendall): You loved me enough to carry a baby. Well, how much do you love me now? What will you do to prove it?
Hannah (to Zach): Please give me what I lost -- your baby.
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