AMC Transcript Friday 3/30/07

All My Children Transcript Friday 3/30/07


Provided By Glynis
Proofread by Gisele

[Knock on door]

Ryan: Land shark.

Annie: Go away.

Ryan: Soup gram.

Annie: Ok, come in.

Ryan: Did you know that soup actually has curative powers?

Annie: Huh.

Ryan: Mm-hmm, hmm.

Annie: So do you.

Krystal: I'm Mrs. Adam Chandler and he's only there to be examined. Well, what's his doctor's name? I am authorizing you, damn it! Ugh.

Tad: Any luck?

Krystal: If Adam is hurt in there, if anybody touches him in that asylum --

Tad: Oh, a couple of electroshock therapy treatments would probably do him good.

Krystal: You had no right, Tad, and your brother probably broke AMA rules seven ways to Sunday.

Tad: You know something? Considered all your misguided devotion to that maniac, I'm beginning to think you're the one that needs to be committed.

Krystal: Tad, are you kidding? He is in there with -- with lunatics and God knows what --

Tad: Right, and it's the lunatics I'm worried for.

Krystal: Oh, please.

Babe: Can -- can you two please take a break for a second and tell me where J.R. is?

Tad: J.R. -- well, uh, if I know my stepson, he's probably trying to figure out a way to cash in on this mess.

J.R.: Thank you for coming on such little notice. As many of you are aware, there's a situation on our hands, one that we can no longer ignore. My father's been hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation, so in order to maintain the Chandler stock and avoid panic, I move that we vote to remove my father from the Chandler board and the office that he's currently holding.

Man: Seconded.

J.R.: All in favor, say aye.

Adam: Don't I get a vote?

Erica: Don't forget to join me tomorrow for the new beginning of Maurice and Tasha Bruxton. Maurice, Tasha, and their four children survived a devastating accident. Their experiences redefine family and love.

Erica's voice: I love you, Josh. We're your family -- your father, your sisters, me. A chance -- that's all we're asking.

[As Erica stares at Jack and Barbara in bed together, he opens his eyes and sees her]

Barbara: Hmm.

[When Barbara moans and snuggles up closer to Jack, Erica turns around and leaves]

Adam: As you can see, the rumors of my insanity are grossly exaggerated.

Man: I'm afraid your actions cannot be ignored.

Adam: Yes, sir, you're absolutely right, and you deserve a response. Very simply, I was drugged, I was dragged naked into this room, unconscious, by two of my son's closest friends. I was set up, wasn't I, J.R.?

J.R.: Not that I know of.

Adam: Oh. Meaning that he didn't provide any hands-on assistance, but he is staging a coup d'etat.

J.R.: I'm doing what is best for Chandler Enterprises.

Adam: You don't have any idea what's best for Chandler Enterprises. Normally, I would sit down with my son, and we would discuss this matter -- over scotch, like men. Unfortunately, my son is a raging alcoholic, and that shouldn't worry you any more than the fact that he was recently charged with attempted murder. Here he is, ready to take on the old man. So, the question here is, who do you want to run this company -- which I founded -- hmm? It breaks my heart to say that a vote for this thankless, vicious drunk is a vote for bankruptcy.

J.R.: I would like a minute alone with my father.

Adam: Oh, no. No, you don't need to -- go on, go on, go on. No one's going to try to shoot me -- huh -- not with so many witnesses around. You pathetic, lying little piece of crap. You and your sanctimonious mewling about redemption and -- and recovery, and then you side wiry Tad Martin? You never had the strength or the smarts to stand up to me, face to face? You have the weak, pathetic, personality of an addict. You're ruled by your thirst for drink, or the lust for somebody like Babe Carey. You're no better than those poor, pathetic people who -- who beg for quarters for their next fix. No, no, you're worse. You're worse, because I gave you everything. I gave you everything you needed to help you succeed, to make something of yourself. And you're still a failure.

J.R.: Yeah, well, it looks like I'm a carbon copy of the old man, huh? But your addiction is power, it's money. At least when I was loaded, I wasn't seduced into marrying a woman who would cut off my stones.

Adam: Oh, oh. Oh, you were obviously stone sober on the day you married Babe Carey. But that woman cheats on you whenever and wherever she likes, and that you have to beg her to let you crawl back into her busy, busy bed.

Tad: Thank you. Have you tried talking to your mother, or is she too pigheaded to listen to you, too?

Krystal: What you did was wrong, Tad, and illegal and anybody with sense is going to see that.

Tad: "Anybody with sense"? Krystal, all you got to do is move out of this mausoleum, and we'll get him back.

Krystal: Oh, really? He's my husband, Tad, and I'm not going to do that.

Tad: Well, I hope your husband likes tapioca pudding. And if anything, I think you would back me up --

Babe: Me?

Tad: After the way J.R. used you? He blackmailed you.

Babe: Well, thank you, Tad. I haven't forgotten.

Tad: Are you kidding? For how long this time? I mean, now that he's decided that he loves you, wants you back, what's the expiration on your relationship now --

Babe: This isn't about J.R. and me -- stop it, butt out!

Tad: It is about you! Ever since you decided to help Krystal make my baby Adam's, you made it about you.

Babe: No, it's about Charlotte and what's best for her.

Tad: Stop with the Charlotte, please. What's best for her is me.

Krystal: Oh, get over it, Tad.

Babe: Hey, you can't honestly tell me that you want to take a newborn baby away from her mama -- come on. And Mama, please -- you need to stop worrying about Adam. Tad is Charlotte's father and he has rights.

Tad: Her name isn't Charlotte.

Krystal: Ok, wait a minute, Tad.

Babe: Oh!

Krystal: Your actual part in this was maybe two minutes. I've been carrying my child for nine months. Her name is Charlotte.

Tad: Well, if that's the case, then Adam had no part in this, and that's why we've got a court date -- why I'm suing you for custody.

Sean: Hey. Hello?

Lily: She's so disorderly.

Sean: "She, " my mother?

Lily: Yes, she's so random and chaotic, it's so disturbing. Have you seen my father?

Sean: No. Maybe she's finally moved him, too. My mother wants him. Welcome to my hell, Lily -- Barbara Montgomery as your mother -- stepmother. She's won.

Barbara: You don't have to sneak out, Jack. We're not kids. Look, this isn't my place, it's not a home that you shared with Erica.

Jack: I know that. I know all that.

Barbara: So what's going on?

Jack: Nothing, Barbara, nothing at all. Why don't you just go back to sleep, huh?

Barbara: It's Erica.

Jack: I'm not going to talk about Erica -- not with you.

[Knock on door]

Erica: Is Bianca here?

Josh: Have you tried her apartment?

Erica: I thought she might be visiting you or Zoe.

Josh: Well, I guess they're not back yet. What's the matter?

Erica: As if you care.

Josh: Why don't you come in and rant for a while?  This is me reaching out to you. Is there something I can do for you or -- or not?

Erica: I wanted to borrow Bianca's Paris apartment. I'll -- I'll ask her tomorrow.

Josh: What set this off? Was it Jeff -- Jack, someone else?

Erica: Your father and I -- we're over. That's done. And Jack -- oh. That's old news, so --

Josh: So?

Erica: Well, so, aren't you going to -- aren't you going to tell me that I got exactly what I deserved? That I butted into your private life and now mine is in shambles?

Ryan: Come on, it'll warm you up.

Annie: Well, I have you for that.

Ryan: Meaning you want me to feed you the soup or --

Annie: Close your eyes. Go on, close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.

Ryan: Huh. All right.

Emma: I want another story.

Annie: Emma.

Ryan: It's my favorite surprise in the whole world!

Annie: Hi.

Ryan: You want another story? Ok, you know what I'll do? I will read you one while your mom eats her soup.

Annie: You know what? I will tell you one last story, but then it is back to bed whether you're sleepy or not.

Ryan: Yes! One last story, yes.

Annie: Come on.

Ryan: I'll move this over here. Let's get settled in, you and me.

Annie: All right.

Ryan: Come on, little Emma.

Emma: I want some chicken noodle soup.

Annie: All right, let's see here -- the Land of the Sugar Cookie Castle was terribly depressed --

[Ryan gasps]

Annie: Because an evil wizard had cast an evil spell on Queen Anabelle. And she used to be lovely and graceful, but now she was covered in big, red ugly spots. And she walked hunched over and sideways, kind of like a crab, because as she walked, she had to scratch all of these terrible, terrible spots.

Ryan: Oh!

Annie: But luckily for the kingdom, Princess Emmaline was immune to the spell.

Ryan: I have a feeling there's a soup deliveryman in this story.

Annie: Oh, soup? Please, nobody in this fairy tale land eats anything as boring as soup.

Ryan: Huh. Wow, ok -- continue, please.

Annie: Ok, well, even when she was stately and had all of her full powers, Queen Anabelle was short on worthy suitors -- cool boyfriends. You know, I mean, there were some guys who were handsome and some who were -- were smart and fun, but none who were "really" special. Do you know why?

Emma: Why?

Ryan: Clearly because the queen didn't order any soup.

Annie: No. Because none of these men knew how to unlock her heart

[Emma sneezes]

Annie: Oh, God bless you!

Ryan: Bless you.

Annie: Until, of course, Sir Ryanovich solved the riddle.

Ryan: And what riddle was that?

Annie: How do you unlock Queen Anabelle's heart?

Emma: How do you?

Annie: Oatmeal. Sir Ryanovich sent an army of cooks to this beautiful lagoon, and he had them fill it all up with oatmeal. And he took his red-speckled queen and had her swim in the oatmeal. And as she was swimming, this beautiful dolphin came up to her and he was balancing something on the tip of his nose. "This is from Sir Ryanovich. " And guess what it was.

Emma: A ring!

Annie: It looked like a ring, but it was really the key to her heart.

Annie: Sweetheart? Ryan and I are getting married.

Emma: We're getting married?

Ryan: We're getting -- huh. We're really getting married?

Annie: We have to since Ryan gave me the gift. Thank you.

Ryan: We're getting married! We're getting married!

Emma: Yay!

Ryan: Happy days, happy days!

Ryan and Emma: We're getting married!

Ryan: You know what you have to do now? You have to run and yell -- go tell everybody! Go tell them. Now, you --

Emma: We're getting married!

Ryan: You know what you have to do now? You have to run and yell -- go tell everybody! Go tell them. Now, you -- you better be on the level here, because I want you to know something -- I am a big, big believer in fairy tales.

Annie: Me, too -- now.

[Annie giggles as Ryan showers her with kisses]

Erica: Well, you must have an opinion. I ended things with Jeff. How does that make you feel?

Josh: Well, how did it make Jeff feel?

Erica: After I explained things, he -- he accepted it like a gentleman.

Josh: Hmm. Guess I didn't inherit that gene.

Erica: You mean with Babe. Where is she?

Josh: She is at the Chandler Mansion, with J.R.

Erica: But you're not letting her go, are you?

Krystal: Oh, yeah, you're real caring, Tad. You really want to calm me down? You want what's best for the baby?

Babe: Mama, please try not to get so upset.

Tad: If you're so stupid you really want Adam back, then by all means, you can go for it, but you're not going to drag my daughter through that kind of muck! I wouldn't subject anybody to that type of parenting. Look at the way he treats the children he claims to love. What the hell do you think he's going to do to mine?

Krystal: Oh.

Adam: You know, you've often wondered how Dixie could just go off and leave you. I imagine that she wanted the child she was carrying to be worth her time, worth her love. Well, you proved that Dixie was absolutely right about you. You used your dying mother. You ignored her final wishes for those Carey whores.

J.R.: I have their proxies. That's a lot of votes.

Adam: Huh -- of course. That makes you their lap dog.

J.R.: They don't have any idea what's going on. Do you think I called this meeting to punish you?

Adam: No, no. I assumed it's for the money.

J.R.: No, I can rescind this motion. You could keep your position on the board. You could stay at Chandler Enterprises if you agree --

Adam: No, I won't agree. I don't negotiate with traitors, you see. I'm not one of those malleable hoodlums out there. No, I know you too well to trust you.

J.R.: No, I'm trying to keep my family intact, unlike you. Any number of your wives who -- who disapproved of you, you would just discard, you got rid of them, you'd divorce them. Well, I want to keep my family, I want to keep my wife. I'm sorry you don't understand.

Adam: No, I understand perfectly. You're hiding behind Krystal and Babe and your little boy.

J.R.: Excuse me, are you referring to your grandson?

Adam: Yeah, you don't give a damn about them. What you want is what I built, what I own. You want to steal what I have created. You want to be me.

[Adam chuckles]

J.R.: Oh, God, anything but that.

Adam: Liar! You waited until you were sure I was restrained in an insane asylum to call an emergency board meeting. You spineless waste. Go on, go on and try it. You try it, to take it over. I'll make it an empty shell by the time you get around to calling the shots, buddy, because I'm going to destroy this place, and I'm going to have a good time doing it. Because the word won't get out until you're the top man, and you'll get all the blame.

J.R.: No. No, no, you can't shift your problems upon me. You're the one who created this mess you call a life because you're incapable of forgiving.

Adam: Poor J.R. Was Daddy too strict? Is that why you took to drugs and is that why you pickled your brain with booze?

J.R.: Why do you think two of your kids are alcoholics?

Adam: Because it's a disease for weaklings.

J.R: Yeah, Hayley, me.

Adam: Now, Hayley -- I didn't raise Hayley. And you -- no, that was Dixie and a fellow named Tad Martin. Remember Tad Martin? Why don't you go whine to Tad Martin?

J.R.: You are incapable of any sort of normal relationships. You don't have patience. You don't have understanding.

Adam: That's why God made shrinks.

J.R.: Oh, yeah? No, you need a dysfunctional family. You require it, you create it to make yourself feel more superior. The great Adam Chandler -- "Family is everything, my kids are my greatest legacy! " Well, that's a crock! You ruined all of your children!

Adam: Shut -- shut up!

J.R.: Yeah? Go ahead. Go ahead and hit me. You've done everything else to me already.

Emma: Married, married, married!

Annie: Take it easy! You're going to bounce my spots around. I'm just getting used to them where they are.

Jonathan: Congratulations.

Ryan: Thanks, man. Thank you.

Jonathan: You deserve this.

Annie: And do you mean that in a good way or --

Jonathan: I mean that in the best way. No, I mean it -- this is -- guys, this is great. This is great. Come here.

Julia: Hi! So you finally broke her down?

Ryan: Yep, I got her while she was delirious, thank you very much.

Jamie: Whatever works.

Ryan: Yeah, yeah, you're --

Julia: Oh, this is such wonderful news!

Jamie: I'm going to hug her.

Annie: Oh, not like this, not like this! I'm gross.

Ryan: "Not like this"? You're beautiful, you're -- you're beautiful and you're non-contagious and everybody wants to be around you --

Jamie: Goodbye.

Annie: Oh, see, see? You're seeing spots!

Jamie: No, I know what you need.

Ryan: I want to kiss all your spots.

Annie: I already have what I need.

Ryan: Hmm, you do? You do?

Sean: Lily, you can't just leave.

Lily: Sean, look -- this was my real mother's.

Sean: Lily, you have to talk to your dad first.

Lily: I'm 18 now, I earn a salary. I can live wherever I like, and I don't like it here anymore.

Sean: Well, I won't let you go.

Aidan: Hey, is Lily here? She was kind of stressed out the last time I spoke to her.

Sean: You talk to her.

Aidan: Lily, hey. What's going on?

Lily: I'm leaving.

Aidan: You taking a trip?

Sean: She's moving out.

Aidan: Moving out -- since when?

Sean: Since my mother.

Lily: Erica and Jackson were too different, comparable to Jonathan and I. That's why they didn't work. Barbara and Daddy shouldn't work, either.

Sean: But that doesn't matter to my mom, Lily -- look, can you just lay it down, tell her she can't walk out of here?

Aidan: You shouldn't be drinking. And you -- I thought you were coming up with another plan to deal with Barbara.

Lily: Another plan isn't viable anymore, because Sean said that Barbara has already won.

Barbara: Jack, you don't have to make more of this than it is. You wanted and needed comfort and I gave it. Jack? I wanted to help -- no expectations, no strings, nothing. Remember you were saying that -- that I wasn't the same woman that you knew all those years ago?

Jack: Yeah.

Barbara: I want to find her again. I really do. I want to break through all those defenses that I've used over the years to protect myself and -- and get back to the essential me.

Jack: Wow, there's a lot of that going around these days.

Barbara: Well, I don't know if I could do it in Pine Valley. I just need a little time to figure some things out. And then, if you want me to leave, I will.

Erica: Babe hasn't given you any encouragement?

Josh: I don't need any encouragement.

Erica: She hasn't said that she will leave J.R. for you?

Josh: Nope.

Erica: Well, I'm just surprised that your ego can take it -- I mean, chasing after someone who necessarily want you to even catch her.

Josh: Erica, I'm not chasing after her.

Erica: All right -- waiting then. What about your pride?

Josh: I think pride just gets in the way.

Erica: Well, won't the pain finally get so bad that you just give up.

Josh: Maybe if you don't want the person bad enough.

Erica: But you don't know that you will ever really get her.

Josh: I will.

Babe: All right, that's better. Now, put your feet up.

Krystal: I'll tell you where I'd like to put my feet up. What is wrong with you, Tad?

Tad: It's amazing. Here I am trying to protect my daughter, and suddenly I'm the villain.

Krystal: Adam is hurting.

Tad: Yeah, well, who hurt him? I didn't lie to him. It seems to me that you're the one that spent the last nine months jerking us both around.

Krystal: Oh, Tad, you lied to him, too -- don't give me that. And if you really want my baby to have a good life, then you will just stop all of this.

Tad: Give her a good life? By signing her up as a Chandler.

Krystal: Ok, before you judge anybody, Tad. I'm a Chandler, too.

Tad: Gee.

Krystal: And I know I have my flaws, but I'm a good mother. I raised my daughter all by my lonesome. I've got another baby on the way, and I could raise her the same way.

Tad: Krystal, whether you like it or not, I'm the baby's father. And now that I know it, I want her, too.

Krystal: I'm not going to let this baby be some kind of tug-of-war rope, back and forth between the Martins and the Chandlers and the Martins and the Chandlers. I am not part of your stupid feud, Tad, and I'm not going to let my baby be part of it, either.

Tad: Well, I guess that's why it's not up to you anymore. It's the court's responsibility. See what they decide.

Babe: Ok. Tad? Look -- hey, I totally get where you're coming from, and soon enough, Mama is going to see it, too. You just need to give her time, be patient.

Tad: "Patient. " Well, I'll tell you something -- she has got till after this child is born, because I am not going to stand around and wait for Krystal to play catch-up watching Adam get tough on my kid.

Babe: Ok. Fine, it's fair enough, but Mama does need to relax. Any stress is bad for the baby -- your baby.

Tad: Fair enough. You're right, I'll try to cool it off around here.

Babe: Thank you.

J.R.: Krystal was supposed to be the love of your life.

Adam: Huh. Made a mistake, I guess.

J.R.: She loved you! God knows why. Because she wanted to give you what she thought that you wanted -- her baby.

Adam: Well -- well, you know, she lied as usual and gave me Tad's bastard.

J.R.: No, no, she was willing to cheat Tad out of his baby, because she was devoted to you.

Adam: Yeah, devoted to a mansion and the cook and the maids --

J.R.: Krystal didn't want to break your heart. You're just so damn self-centered, you can't see what it actually cost her by lying to Tad.

Adam: Well, I can certainly see what her betraying me with Tad has cost me -- huh. And frankly, Krystal, I don't give a damn.

J.R.: Would you shut up and listen? Do you still want to be the God of Chandler Enterprises? Give up this war on Krystal. Nothing has to change. Just let Krystal and the baby stay on at the mansion. There won't be a vote.

Adam: Oh, no. No, I want a vote. I want to rub your face in it.

J.R.: We're finished.

[All the board members file back in and sit down]

J.R.: I'm sorry for the interruption. We were working on passing a motion of relieving Adam Chandler of all of his powers and duties at Chandler Enterprises and sitting on this board.

Man: And I seconded it.

J.R.: All in favor? Opposed?

Adam: Well, 3-3. Who has the deciding vote, I wonder -- my loving son, J.R. Well, am I in or not?

J.R.: The motion's carried. Adam Chandler is relieved of all of his powers and duties regarding Chandler Enterprises. This emergency meeting of the board is now adjourned. I can see that the revote has a different outcome. Make the right decision about Krystal.

Adam: I don't talk to the dead.

Babe: Tad is just thinking of the baby, Mama.

Krystal: Oh, yeah. He's thinking how he can take the baby away from me.

Babe: That's not what it is. It's just that Adam -- he --

Krystal: Wait a minute. If you're here to defend Tad and take his side, I don't want to hear it.

Babe: You know that I always wanted a father. Don't you want this little girl to have one?

Krystal: Of course, I do.

Babe: Well, you have the opportunity to give her an amazing one. Tad would be --

Krystal: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't need you to tell me who the better man is. And I certainly do not need your emotional blackmail. Now, I thought I could count on you for support. I guess I was wrong.

Babe: This is support, Mama.

[Krystal sighs]

Babe: And love, and it also happens to be the truth, and like it or not, you're going to have to face it.

Krystal: Oh --

Del: To Ryan and Annie -- congratulations to you, both.

Di: Wow! Creative, Del!

Ryan: Yeah.

Jonathan: To Ryan and Annie. To Ryan and Annie.

Di: Cheers! Chin-chin, chin-chin.

Jonathan: Chin-chin, chin-chin.

Amanda: Just one.

Ryan: Cheers.

Amanda: Hey, you guys -- ok, when's the date?

Ryan: Hmm.

Annie: Uh --

Ryan: The date? Well, we haven't discussed that yet.

Julia: Oh, hey, you can do it right here in the chapel.

Amanda: Or on the terrace.

Di: Down in the gardens. It would be perfect!

Annie: I mean, wherever. I don't -- I might not be contagious anymore, but this bride wants to be chickenpox-free.

Ryan: Oh. Give me those chicken lips. I love your chicken lips. Get over here.

Amanda and Julia: Aw!

Jonathan: Chicken lips.

Aidan: Where?

Lily: Well, I haven't decided yet.

Aidan: You don't have a destination in mind or a plan?

Lily: My plan is to be gone before Barbara even gets back.

Aidan: Lily, it's really late. You're not going to find somewhere to sleep this late at night.

Lily: I can sleep in your office.

Aidan: You're not going to be comfortable. Just wait till tomorrow, and we'll speak to Jack first, ok?

Lily: Well, I don't want to see Barbara ever again.

Aidan: Well, go into your room. Lock your door. Read or something. I'll come by tomorrow, and we'll come up with a plan that involves your dad.

Lily: He won't want me to leave.

Aidan: I'll tell him how you feel, I'll make him understand. It's better if he goes along with this. It's only logical, right?

Lily: Yeah, I guess there's some logic to that.

Sean: Great, great. Here, I'll -- I'll take your suitcase.

Lily: I can do it, thanks.

Aidan: Lily --

Lily: Goodbye.

Aidan: Lily, things are going to work out, ok? It's going to be fine.

Sean: Man, she would have been gone if you didn't come by.

Aidan: I think we just bought ourselves some time. Where's Jack?

Sean: I have no clue.

Aidan: I got to go to Philadelphia on a stakeout. I'm going to pull an all-nighter. Will you do me a favor? Tell Jack I'll call him first thing in the morning. And keep an eye on Lily.

Sean: No problem.

Aidan: And stay off the brew.

Barbara: If I've made things worse, I didn't mean to.

Jack: You haven't.

Barbara: I just hate to see you suffer.

Jack: I'm all right, Barbara, really. I'm all right.

Barbara: It's late. Why don't you come back to bed? To sleep, Jack. You need a good night's rest.

Josh: You still want him, and you're trying to figure out if you should try to keep him? The Paris apartment is just an escape plan, isn't it? "Erica Kane flees and surrenders. " That's a new beginning.

Erica: I never surrender, and I always survive.

Josh: Well, I want to do more than just survive.

Erica: Thank you.

Josh: For what?

Erica: A year ago, we were trapped together after that terrible explosion, and you spent a lot of time telling me how you thought we were alike.

Josh: You remember that?

Erica: Of course, I do. And now you're telling me that you think we're different? Well, not on your life. Thank you for getting me back on track.

Annie: That Del -- quite a way with words, huh?

Ryan: You think that's the reason Emma fell asleep before we got her into bed?

Annie: Uh-uh, no way. It's because our story had a happy ending. Emma was wanting to dream sweet dreams as soon as possible. What if I hit you with this in the middle of the night? Hello, ER.

Ryan: Hey, look, if you don't like it, then --

Annie: No, ah, you know I do. You have marvelous taste, Mr. Lavery.

Ryan: Yes. I know, I know.

Babe: How does a takeover of Chandler Enterprises help Mama?

J.R.: It was a threat. Look, I told Dad that he'd keep everything if he was just decent to her, but he called my bluff.

Babe: J.R., you could have at least talked about it. We never even discussed it or mentioned it, at least.

J.R.: I thought it was going to be simple.

Babe: Ok, Adam is already furious. Now you've taken away his business and his power? He is really going to be out for blood now.

Adam: Ah. You're surprised?

Josh: I'm wondering who's next? Mussolini? Brangelina?

Adam: Let's play "What if."

Ryan: Mmm.

Annie. Hmm.

Ryan: Hi.

Annie: Hi.

Ryan: You like what you see?

[Ryan chuckles]

Annie: Ahem. I was just checking for lacerations. Yeah.

Ryan: Ah. This is what I've always wanted.

Annie: A bed partner with a potentially lethal diamond?

Ryan: Hmm. To feel -- to know that every day will be amazing and exciting, and filled with this -- this love. Hmm.

Annie: I had a dream last night --

Ryan: Mm-mm.

Annie: That my wedding dress was red polka dot.

Ryan: And our cake -- our cake could be oatmeal. Hmm?

Annie: Ok.

Di: Please, yes, thank you.

Jamie: My God, this is disgusting! Oh, it just winked at me.

Di: It's very bad.

Del: It's Eggs Benedict.

Di: No, it's not.

Jonathan: Oh, no, it's not.

Del: All right. I'll eat yours. I'll eat yours.

Di: Oh, it's bad, but this is taking a joke too far?

Jamie: What is this?

Derek: Amanda?

Amanda: Derek, what's wrong?

Derek: Janet escaped from the Eastern Pennsylvania Institute this morning. I have a warrant to search the premises for your mother.

[Door closes]

Jack: What the hell --

Erica: Bonjour. [French accent] You must have worked up quite an appetite. So I have for you a little surprise.

Sean: Lily, where are you? Lily! Come on.

Aidan: Gordon never showed. So go home. We'll just have to try and set him up another time. Yeah, me, too. I'm going to go to bed now. Bye.

[A woman who looks a lot like Lily approaches Aidan]

Babe: Your dad didn't come home last night.

Adam: I'm home now, and I brought my son with me.

[Josh walks into Chandler Mansion]

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Erica [French accent]: Try it. You'll like it.

[The Lily look-alike gives Aidan a big kiss]

Aidan: Ok, you are definitely not Lily.

Josh: Who should we destroy today?

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