AMC Transcript Friday 3/23/07

All My Children Transcript Friday 3/23/07


Provided By Glynis
Proofread by Gisele

Annie: Ryan, this is all so --

Ryan: Fabulous, magical, and altogether stupendous?

Annie: I mean, I -- I wrote that book for Emma from my imagination. How did you find -- I mean, you've -- you've nailed every last detail.

Ryan: To the enchanted lives of Princess Emmaline and her royal mom, Queen Annabelle.

Ryan: Annie -- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa -- what's wrong? What -- what --

Annie: It's -- it's amazing. It's incredible. It's perfect. You're perfect, and yet, I am so angry right now, I could strangle you.

Kendall: Yes, Mother, Zach and I are having a child. We are beyond thrilled.

Erica: Congratulations, sweetheart. I'm so happy for you.

Zach: Are you happy for me?

Bianca: I have seen Adam Chandler in some moods over the years, but that was like lock-your-door scary. Well, what do you think he's going to do to Krystal now? Not to mention her baby.

Josh: Well, she should have thought of that before she pretended that Adam was that little girl's father.

Bianca: No, you should have thought of it before you got her to admit that he wasn't.

Josh: Bianca --

Bianca: What?

Josh: Tad is that little girl's dad. You don't think he deserves to know the truth?

Bianca: Oh --

Zoe: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Would you two give it a rest? We're minutes away from Miss Miranda's arrival, and we don't have a single decoration in place.

Bianca: Hold this. You interfered because of Babe. You were hoping that this little bomb would blow her out of J.R.'s life and into yours full-time. Well, congratulations. The Chandler family is rubble, and you're still alone.

J.R.: Tad, what are you doing?

Tad: Well, unless Krystal's come to her senses, looks like I'm moving in. Why don't you get smart and break away from this old bastard before you really regret it?

Adam: And take his bastard with you.

Krystal: This is my house, Adam is my husband, and I will never regret that.

Adam: I wouldn't take you back if you had a gun to my head.

Tad: Yeah, there is an idea.

Babe: Mama, you need to relax.

Krystal: Tad, shut up and get out.

Tad: You all get ESPN?

Krystal: I am serious, Tad. I am sick of your threats, so just hightail it out of here, because I am not going to share a roof with you.

Adam: No, just a bed and some bodily fluids.

Krystal: Oh --

Colby: Oh --

Tad: Wait, no. Where do I hang this bad boy?

[Tad holds up his toothbrush]

Adam: The joke is over, Tad. I want you to take you and your circus of adulterers and get the hell out of my house while you can still walk.

Tad: Oh, I hope that's not a threat.

Adam: Oh, no, that's much more than a threat. Out, now.

Tad: Do you have wide-screen televisions in all your bedrooms? Because I think I'm going to require one.

Adam: Why not? You've already taken my wife and my daughter.

Tad: Wait. No, come to think of it, I want two, you know? One in the bathroom right above that French spa --

Adam: I will kill you!

Babe: Stop!

J.R.: Just take your hands off him!

[While J.R. holds his father back, Tad defends himself with a hammer]

Tad: Watch out, J.R., that man's a maniac. He's a nut -- look at him --

J.R.: Will you get over yourself?

Colby: My dad's going to give himself another stroke!

Sean: Look, come on, come on.

Colby: Sean, I have to get back in there!

Sean: Your father is handling himself just fine, ok? You're way too stressed out to be ringside for that, ok?

[Phone rings]

Sean: Let's just -- let's just catch some food, catch a movie -- whatever.

Krystal: For the last time, Tad, get out!

Sean: Excuse me. What's up, Uncle jack?

Babe: Will you stop it? I get that you're mad at him.

Sean: Oh! I'm sorry. Sorry, I totally forgot. Yeah, I'll be right there.

Adam: Get the hell out of my house!

J.R.: Don't worry, don't worry.

Sean: Uh -- Bianca's having a birthday party. It's my niece's birthday today. Do you want to come with?

Colby: No -- thanks, but I think I should stay

Sean: Ok, just call me if you need anything, ok?

Colby: Ok.

J.R.: Everybody just calm down.

Babe: Who are you calling?

Krystal: Never mind, no.

J.R.: Who are you calling?

Krystal: Shut up! Chief Frye? Yeah, this is Krystal Chandler.

Adam: Krystal Carey. And you better be ready to confess to a crime.

Derek: What can I do for you, Krystal?

Krystal: Arrest Tad Martin.

Tad: No, tell him the charge. That's the best part.

J.R.: Oh, Krystal, stop it!

Derek: For?

Krystal: Breaking and entering.

Tad: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Your honor, there was no door on the hinges. I walked right in, I swear --

Adam: It's not just Tad, Derek. They've invaded my property, all of them!

Derek: Does Tad have a weapon?

Krystal: No, but he won't leave.

Derek: Look, I told you -- this police station is off-limits when it comes to you and your family issues. You're on your own.

Tad: I can't trust you with my baby. I sure as hell don't trust him. So if you're here, I'm here. Live with it.

Josh: And with any luck, Babe and Krystal will see what kind of crackpots they're married to and finally walk for good.

Bianca: That is so Mom!

Zoe: Ma! Here, take this. Hang it over there. Hmm, go. You, here, take this ribbon and these scissors and start curling, and not one more word until this place is fit for a princess.

Zoe: I never thought I'd say this, but thank you for making me an only child.

Bianca: Already? Oh --

Jack: Hey.

Bianca: Hi!

Lily: Hi.

Bianca: Hello and welcome. We are running a wee bit behind.

Myrtle: Oh.

Josh: A lot behind.

Jack: Listen, Sean wanted me to tell you he's on his way.

Lily: I can help, too, right? There's no red in here.

Bianca: No, none at all.

Zoe: You must be Lily.

Bianca: Oh, yes. Um -- sorry, guys. Lily, Myrtle, this is a very good friend of mine, Zoe.

Myrtle: Oh, you are a doll.

[Zoe giggles]

Bianca: Candles -- I have to find the candles.

Zoe: Fine, fine, fine, fine.

Jack: Come on, sweetheart, let's grab a seat before it gets crowded, shall we?

Zoe: Lily, will you hand me that bow?

Myrtle: Oh, Miranda is going to go wild.

Lily: You -- you look like a man. Why are you dressed like a woman?

Kendall: Mom, I -- I have to go make an important phone call to London, so I'll be right back.

Erica: So, what time is it in London? A little after midnight? What is it you don't want Kendall to hear?

Zach: Can I ask you something? You hate that this kid's going to connect me to your daughter for the rest of our lives, don't you? You wish that she had seen the light and run back to Ryan.

Erica: I couldn't have said it better myself.

Ryan: I crossed the line. I -- I -- I transformed your room into a fantasyland from a book that you probably never even wanted me to read in the first place, and the least I could have done is ask your permission, and I'm really sorry. I'm very sorry.

Annie: No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you know how to make my heart race. I'm sorry you can't seem to do anything wrong. I'm sorry that -- that this is so perfect. How many times do I have to say "No," Ryan?

Ryan: You don't have to say it ever again. Because you could say "Yes. "

Annie: Oh --

Ryan: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you punch me, I'm serious. This is dead serious. It's actually your fault. It's -- it's your fault. It is. It's not enough that you happen to be gorgeous and sweet and smart and outrageously sexy, but you happen to be a genius storyteller, as well. You know? It's not my fault. That's you. I mean, that is what put me over the edge.

Annie: I -- I thought you took the dive, like, five proposals ago.

Ryan: Well, you know, it's easy to say that life could use a little bit more magic. It's easy to say it, but you actually showed me how it could really be. I mean, it turns out that purple lemonade really does put a smile on my face as bias the sun. I didn't know that. News to me. Thank you very much. I used to look in the mirror. I used to see just me, Ryan, that's it. You know, boring. And then I read about the mirror of Mañana. You know what I see now? I see the future. Because you said I could.

Annie: It was written for a little girl, Ryan. It's not real.

Ryan: What? Not -- are you trying to tell me that the baton that twirls wishes into reality is not real? Because I'm not buying that. Or the -- sugar-cookie castle is only made out of flour and butter? No, I'm sorry, but -- and that? That right there -- you showed me this yesterday and I was -- I don't know -- this looks like a pink stuffed toy with, you know, ribbon or something tied around it. But now, no. Pépé the poodle, ok? Princess Emmaline's best friend and protector, and those that believe in him can actually hear him speak. What? Oh, no, she didn't mean it. She just -- what? Oh. He says that the magic inside of you is what brought both of us to life.

Annie: Ok. Now you're killing me here.

[Annie sighs]

Annie: Emma and I were hiding -- from Terry. I felt so bad for her. Ripped from her house, her friends, the father she loved. She didn't get it. She didn't know why, but she trusted me when I said it would get better soon.

Ryan: You're her mother. She knew that you had her back.

Annie: Yeah, but I had to make sure I came through for her. Huh. So, I -- I wrote her these stories, as a promise to her. And as a contract to myself that -- that things would be good again. That no matter what, I would make her wishes and her dreams come true.

Erica: I want Kendall to be with the man who will make her happy.

Zach: Well, then we both want the same thing. You're a phenomenal businesswoman, Erica. I've always thought that. Your parenting skills -- I don't know -- you just -- you make some choices -- but I understand the motivation behind it. I respect it, because you want what's best for your kids, and I want the same thing. I want what's best for Spike and for the baby on the way.

Erica: It's how you go about getting the best for you that has me worried.

Zach: Yeah. I'm not Ryan. I make different choices. I don't look at the world the same way. Not a white knight. Never will be. And I know we've had our problems. But I want you to believe something. I will protect Spike and Kendall and that baby with my life.

Kendall: Hey, guys, I think we should get going before we miss Miranda's party.

Erica: Oh, my God, Miranda's party --

Kendall: Yes.

Erica: I completely forgot. Oh, this day has been just so chaotic.

Zach: Where's your coat, up there?

Kendall: Yep.

Erica: Well, I'm going to have to go home and get Miranda's present. You want to know what we talked about.

Kendall: No, I don't, actually. I want you to know that I am so happy that my husband and I are having a baby. Zach is everything I want, Mom. Can you just be happy for me? Thank you.

Zach: Hey.

Kendall: I got to change. I can't go like this.

Zach: Oh, come on.

Kendall: I -- I need to go home and change, don't you think?

Zach: You look gorgeous. And Rachael is bringing Spike.

Kendall: Ok.

Zach: Come on.

Kendall: Let's go.

Adam: I'm aware of your little conspiracy.

Babe: Oh, great.

Adam: I know you're all working against me.

Krystal: Adam, nobody is conspiring against you.

Tad: Oh, you mean since you three conspired to keep the truth about my baby from me?

Babe: Ok, you guys, everyone, seriously, how could you possibly think that Mama and Tad are teaming up, of all people? They're at each other's throats.

Adam: It's all part of a ploy.

Babe: What ploy?

Adam: You want to keep him around as a bodyguard? To drive me insane?

J.R.: Oh, how can that be? He's as blindsided by this as you are.

Tad: I don't need you to defend me.

Babe: This whole thing is ridiculous, guys. We're adults.

Winifred: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Little Adam. Happy birthday to you.

Colby: Come on, you guys.

All: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Little Adam --

Babe: Ready to blow them out?

All: Happy birthday to you.

Babe and J.R.: Ready?

Winifred: Oh! You can -- whoo!

Babe: Yes! One more!

Winifred: One more. Oh.

Zoe: And it's just something that I've known about myself since -- um -- forever. Can you hand me the other bow? But I think like a woman, I feel like a woman, I see the world through a woman's eyes. And it's ok if you don't fully understand it. I -- it took me years before I fully understood it

Lily: Well, I have Autism Spectrum Disorder, and that's hard for some people to understand, too. And it used to frustrate me, but now I don't mind so much. People can be different. Different doesn't have to be bad.

Zoe: No. Sometimes it can be a very good thing.

Sean: Hey, you care if I hang the piñata over --

Bianca: Oh -- yeah, I think --

Sean: Oh, no. Oh -- Mom, what are you doing here?

Barbara: Bianca, I would like to apologize for the way I behaved at the Valley Inn the other day. I know I was rude. I was pushy and completely out of line. I would really like you to accept my apology. Please.

Bianca: Thank you. Yes, of course, I do. But we're about to have --

Barbara: I know I wasn't invited, I do, and if you want me to leave, you just so say so, and I'll -- I'll leave. It -- it's just that I brought something for my granddaughter, who I've never met, and I wanted to give it to her in person. It's something that belonged to your father. And I know now why I've kept it all these years.

Bianca: That's really nice. Thank you. And yes, of course, you can stay and -- and give it to her yourself.

Barbara: Thank you.

Jack: Barbara, you weren't invited to this.

Barbara: Jack, I was asked to stay. Bianca asked me to stay. Last I checked, I was a member of this family.

Erica: Hi.

Myrtle: Hello!

Kendall: I hope we're not late. Sorry if we're late.

Bianca: You're here!

Kendall: I've got presents.

Bianca: Hello.

Erica: Hi, sweetheart.

Bianca: Ooh. A whole pile of presents.

Kendall: Yes, yes. Hi.

Erica: Myrtle, hello.

Kendall: You smell so pretty.

Bianca: Good to see you. Good to see you, little one.

Kendall: Ok.

Bianca: Good to see you.

Myrtle: Oh, oh --

Bianca: You guys, meet the birthday girl.

Erica: Good. That's good.

Zoe: Champagne?

Erica: Oh -- no, thank you, Zoe.

Zoe: Sparkling water?

Erica: Yes.

Kendall: Make that two, ok, please.

Erica: Yeah.

Zoe: Hi

Erica: Well, Kendall, Zach, do you think that it's time for you two to make your big announcement?

Kendall: Sure. Everyone, Zach and I are having a baby.

Myrtle: Oh!

Jack: Congratulations.

Kendall: Well, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Myrtle: Oh! Oh, Zach -- Zach, I am so delighted.

Bianca: Congratulations.

Zach: Well, that's not why we did it, but thank you.

Bianca: I'm glad it's official.

Myrtle: Oh, and there is Spike. Hello.

Lily: Hey, Dad -- Dad, will I still be the baby's aunt if your divorce gets finalized?

Claire: Look who's here.

Bianca: Oh!

Kendall: Oh, my.

Erica: Hi, sweetheart.

Bianca: It's the perfect day. Hello, little angel. God!

Claire: Sucking on a lollipop.

Bianca: Look, Miranda. Look at everybody who's here for your big day.

Jack: Hey, Miranda, sweetheart, come here.

Bianca: This is all for you.

Erica: Hi, sweetheart, happy birthday.

Krystal: Well, well, well -- how is the birthday boy?

J.R.: He just had some cake

Babe: Very yummy.

J.R.: Mm-hmm.

Babe: And he's getting so big, aren't you?

J.R.: Yeah

Babe: Mommy's sorry that I was gone for a little while, but I missed you, and I promise I will never leave you again. Never.

Colby: Dah, dah-dah-dah present time!

Babe: Oh!

Colby: Oh, I think Winnie had these hiding upstairs.

J.R.: Wow.

Colby: Ok, let's see. Here is one from Nana and Grandpa. And -- oh, this one is from Daddy. And this one's from me.

Babe: And you know how Mommy I -- I didn't have time to get you a present, so --

J.R.: So Daddy went ahead and got it for her. Do you remember the one thing you wanted in the entire world?

Babe: Oh!

J.R.: Do you remember that one?

Babe: Oh, goodness! What is it?

J.R.: Yeah? Maybe we should open it up right now.

Babe: Ok. Let's open it.

J.R.: Oh! Ready? Here we go.

Babe: Oh! I can't wait to see.

Krystal, Colby, and Babe: Oh!

J.R.: Whoa, boy!

Colby: Uh-oh

Babe: Yay! Look at Mickey.

Colby: You got to press that right there. Press it. Oh

Babe: Oh!

Colby: That's so cool. Come on. Here, do you want to take it out? Let's take it out.

Babe: Thank you.

J.R.: Anytime.

Krystal: I'll take the paper.

Colby: Ok. Oh! Ok. Lookie. That's so cool. Do you like it?

Babe: Oh, look at his outfit.

Tad: You sure you don't want some cake?

Adam: Meet me in the library. It's time to negotiate.

Annie: This is dead-on Pépé. He looks exactly like the dog I drew in the book.

Ryan: You know, I have some new stories of adventure for Emmaline and Annabelle. That is, if you're open to suggestions, or just, you know --

Annie: Well, let's hear it.

Ryan: Yeah?

Annie: Yeah.

Ryan: Ok. So, the princess and the queen meet two new friends. A wandering rogue named Ryanovich --

Ryan: And his super studly sidekick, Sir Spikeman.

Annie: Say that three times fast.

Ryan: I could barely say it once. So, Ry and Spi come to the land of purple lemonade looking for hidden treasure --

Annie: Hmm.

Ryan: Only to realize through meeting Emmaline and Annabelle that the real treasure is actually hidden right here. Write me into your book, Annie. I may be part of your magic.

Kendall: The baby is Tad's? Well, that's -- I'm not surprised. Adultery runs in the Carey genes. And that's "genes" with a G and a J.

Josh: Ok, I am so done with you ragging on Babe.

Bianca: I know, ok. Are you ready to open this one?

Jack: Ah.

Bianca: This is from Uncle Jack, ok?

Jack: Yes.

Bianca: What's inside?

Jack: No, it's not this one. It's what's inside.

Bianca: What's inside? What's inside?

Zoe: Oh.

Bianca: Oh!

Jack: Oh, huh? A castle for my princess. Is that nice, you think?

Bianca: You remember that? Nice.

Jack: Thank you very much.

Miranda: I'm going to play with it.

Bianca: You can play with it.

Lily: Sean's mom interfered with our family. And she ruined our family schedule. And she rearranged the kitchen cabinets without asking. I really don't like her.

Sean: Hey, Mom?

Barbara: Hmm?

Sean: Can I talk to you for a sec?

Jack: Yeah.

Bianca: That's good.

Sean: Ok, you've made an appearance, now you can go.

Barbara: You know, Sean, it really hurts me that my son tries so hard to make me feel uncomfortable at a family gathering.

Bianca: You know, I saw you talking to Lily before about your transition. You were great. She really puts it all out there, doesn't she?

Zoe: I actually find her honesty rather refreshing. She really is quite rare. And beautiful.

Bianca: Sounds like someone else I know.

Zach: I can't screw this up.

Myrtle: Darling, you are a wonderful father. And Spike adores you.

Zach: Well, I'm not his only father, so that's -- that's not the problem. I mean, I -- I think about what Ethan said, how disappointed he was in me, and I -- I don't want that happening with my baby.

Myrtle: Well, just don't.

Kendall: Well, I'm not the least bit surprised. Krystal is just like her daughter. Just one big --

Erica: Tramp. Barbara --

Barbara: Excuse me. Whoa.

Erica: I know exactly how that trashy mind of yours works, and Josh is off-limits.

Barbara: You are the one who cheated on Jack with your ex. Not all of us are that classless, Erica.

Erica: Ah. A woman who crashes a child's birthday party just to score a man? That's class? You know, I think you better get out of here fast before we start playing pin the tail on the floozy.

Babe: Oh. What's that?

J.R.: It's my wedding gift to you one year ago today. A lot's changed since we took these pictures in San Diego.

Babe: A lot's changed since last year. We're different people, J.R. Too much has happened.

Krystal: Colby -- oh, honey, you really came to the rescue. Thank you so much for Little A's party.

Colby: You weren't supposed to mess this up. For so long, I was afraid that all you wanted was my dad's money. And you swore up and down to me that you really did love him. It took a while, but, Krystal, you made me believe you.

Krystal: Colby, I do love him, I --

Colby: No -- and then all those times that I got in trouble, and we had these big heart-to-heart talks, you sounded so sure of yourself. Like you lived through it. And -- and now, you knew better? I fell for it. I even started to trust you. But you didn't know better. You messed this all up. How could you do this, Krystal? How could you let this baby be Tad's?

Tad: From threats to the host with the most -- that's quite a move. But while we're on the upswing --

Adam: We are both Krystal's victims. And neither one of us are going to be happy until we get what we want, so why don't we join forces? Hmm? You help me get Krystal out of this house and out of my life, and I'll make sure you get your baby away from Krystal for good.

J.R.: I'm not going to pretend like our marriage was great. We made huge mistakes that we can never take back. And for some reason, we can't get out of each other's systems, but through all the problems, the love is still there.

Babe: I wanted to believe that we were written in the stars, too -- so badly that I ignored everything proving that we weren't. The lies, the backstabs, the betrayals -- that's not love, J.R. It's just a sign that we shouldn't be together, not then and not now.

Colby: When Daddy and I were at Lacey's, he was holding up this cute little pink dress for Charlotte. He had the biggest smile on his face. And I knew right then and there that this baby added at least 50 more years to his life. He didn't want to miss a minute with her. You know, a year ago, I probably would've been jealous about this. But I loved Charlotte, too. I couldn't wait to watch her grow up, and now --

Krystal: Colby, Colby, she's still here, and she can still be your little sister. I'm going to do everything I can to make this right, and I'm not going to stop until I do, because I love your daddy. I love him more than ever, and I'm going to make him see that.

Colby: Your kind of love hurts, so don't hurt my dad anymore.

Adam: I will make sure you get full custody of that little girl.

Tad: Well --

[Tad coughs as he drinks some of Adam's liquor]

Tad: Excuse me. Last I checked, it's kind of hard to convince a judge to separate a baby girl from her mother.

Adam: That depends on the judge. I'll see to it you get the right one.

Tad: And what exactly do you suggest that I do with Krystal?

Adam: I don't care. Just get rid of her.

Tad: You know something, Adam? The day I cooperate with you will be the day that hell freezes over.

Adam: You will never get custody of that child without my help.

Tad: You weren't going to help me, and you know it. The minute you got what you wanted, I'd be history.

Adam: I want Krystal out of here. Are you going to help me or not?

Tad: Don't you see what you're doing? You're hell-bent on revenge against Krystal, and you're dragging an innocent baby who has nothing to do with it into the mix, just because you want to save face, because you want to stroke your ego. That's not smart. It's stupid.

Myrtle: You know, when someone's been blessed with having a child, he should really count his lucky stars.

Zach: I am incredibly grateful.

Myrtle: Then show it.

[Zach sighs]

Myrtle: Now, now, don't focus on what might go wrong. Just have hope.

Zach: Hope never made much sense to me.

Myrtle: You -- you just practice, and you're very lucky. You've got, what -- you've got eight months.

Zach: Hmm.

Myrtle: You can work on it, and it'll come to you.

Kendall: Well, the broadcast of this pregnancy definitely got a better reception than the last one.

Jack: Yeah, well, last time you made a broadcast like this, we thought you were pregnant with Greenlee and Ryan's child. Kendall, if there was any way I could take back the things I said, the things I did --

Kendall: Jackson, stop, stop --

Jack: Believe me, I'm so sorry.

Kendall: Stop it, it's behind us.

Jack: Ok. Thank you. I just want you to know I'm really and truly very, very happy for both of you.

Kendall: Thank you.

Jack: Oh, come here, you.

Kendall: Give me a hug.

Myrtle: Why did you ever leave that man?

Erica: Well, the marriage is over, Myrtle, and so there's no going back.

Myrtle: Darling, think of all that Bianca, Kendall, Josh -- all they've come back from.

Myrtle: Your own -- your own children, they're living proof there is always a way back. You just have to find it.

Bianca: Now, say "Thank you" to everybody for your presents.

Miranda: Thank you.

Kendall: Good girl.

Zoe: Wait, wait, wait -- there's one more.

Bianca: All right. There is? Where?

Zoe: Right here. I wrote you a song.

Bianca: Oh, my goodness. She wrote you a song!

Erica: Oh, sing it for us, ok?

Zoe: One-time rock demigod -- don't have to twist my arm.

Miranda: Ah!

Bianca: She's going to sing. She's going to sing.

Zoe: Behind the moon you'll find it or way beyond the stars. It could be around the world or right here where we are. You'll never know what's there for you unless you try and find it, so close your eyes and take my hand. The journey starts today. It's the treasure of a love. Never really lose it once you understand. It's just as strong when we're worlds apart as when we're holding hands. Everyone deserves it so help me plant the seed. A gift for you, a gift for me is all we really need. Is the treasure of love, is the treasure of hope, is the treasure of happiness that you find in your soul. It's the warmth in your heart at the end of the day, of healing what shines inside, that won't go away. It's the treasure of love. It's the treasure of love. It's the treasure of love.

Bianca: Awesome.

Lily: Zoe should really pursue a music career.

Sean: We really need to update your MP-3 player.

Lily: Whoa!

Jack: Myrtle?

Myrtle: Hmm?

Jack: Want to get a ride home with us?

Myrtle: I'll take you up on that.

Jack: All right, very good.

Barbara: You mind if I tag along? I did show up here in a taxi. Thanks.

Jack: Sure.

Zach: Why don't you get a ride with Rachael? I got a stop to make.

Kendall: Uh-uh. You know what -- oh, ok! Can you take the very excitable Spike home --

Rachael: Yes.

Kendall: And I will meet you guys there. Bye, munchkin. Thank you. Uh -- I know where you want to go, and I want to go with you.

[At the cemetery, a woman in high heels caresses Ethan's headstone]

Zoe: Miranda had a blast.

Bianca: Yes, she did. She conked out the second her head hit the pillow.

Zoe: Do you need help?

Bianca: Yes.

Zoe: Oh -- yeah.

Bianca: You know, your song was amazing.

Zoe: Ah. Did you really like it?

Bianca: I loved it. It reminded me of how after Miranda was born, we lost each other, but then we found our way back to one another.

Zoe: That was my inspiration -- the incredible story about two incredible women. I should go -- hmm. Thank you for a wonderful evening. Do I have everything? Whatever, I have to look --

Bianca: Um -- Zoe, wait. Um -- I didn't even really have a chance to say good-- goodbye.

[Bianca leans in to kiss Zoe]

Annie: Oh. How do you expect to make it in the land of purple lemonade --

Ryan: Oh!

Annie: If you don't have baton-twirling skills?

Ryan: I don't know!

Ryan: We've got to ask the mirror. We'll ask the mirror of Mañana.

Annie: Oh.

Ryan: Ask the mirror -- what is the future? What does it say? What is the future of Ryanovich and Annabelle? Tell me, please.

Annie: Get out. Get away from me.

[Someone watches from behind the shrubbery as Kendall and Zach stand at Ethan's gravesite]

J.R.: I went to check on Little Adam -- he's gone. Babe's nowhere to be found, either.

Krystal: Oh, God, no. Tell me nothing's happened.

Tad: Well, maybe she just took him out for a drive, that's all.

J.R.: I think I know where to.

Krystal: This is not like Babe to leave without a word. What if something has happened, Tad?

Tad: You've got to try to calm down. You've put that baby through enough stress for one --

[Krystal screams as the lights go out]

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Babe (to J.R.): Whatever it is, I don't want it.

J.R.: Please open it. No strings attached.

Adam (to Krystal as he shines a flashlight in her face): Your champion Tad has abandoned you, so it's just you and me, and you seem to be at my mercy.

[Bound and gagged, Tad lies on the floor writhing]

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