AMC Transcript Thursday 3/22/07

All My Children Transcript Thursday 3/22/07


Provided By Glynis
Proofread by Gisele

Alexander's Voice: I will sell every bit of Cambias industries, liquidate every asset to endow the Michael Cambias Foundation, a foundation devoted to releasing vicious criminals back on to the street, a starving concept whose time has come.

Kendall's voice: Our baby is exactly the reason you should take Cambias.

Zach's voice: My father's still calling the shots. He's boxed me in, and he's making me do things I don't want to.

Lily: You don't want to be here.

Ryan: Annie and I belong together, and I know I can give her the life that she wants. I just have to convince her of that.

Jonathan: And what if you can't? Then what, huh? You going to blow it off like you did everything else -- easy come, easy go, right?

Ryan: Wait, ho, ho. What's going on? What's got you so torn up?

Jonathan: When does it stop? When do we stop losing everything that we love, Ryan? When we do something about it.

Annie: I didn't accept Ryan's proposal, so I get a hug? If I tell him to go away forever, what -- are you going to kiss me?

Kendall: I -- I just -- I -- wow. I'm -- I'm very impressed. Honestly, I -- I didn't know that you had it in you. I have a whole new respect for you. If you are smart enough to walk away from a doomed relationship, then -- then you're not the manipulative bitch I thought you were.

Annie: No. No, but you are certainly the manipulative bitch I thought you were.

Sean: Hey, I got your text. What -- what's going on?

Colby: Everything's coming to an end.

Sean: What, because your stepmom's having Tad's baby?

Colby: Oh.

Sean: Look, I'm sure the fallout reeks, but it's -- it's old news.

Colby: Uh, Sean, new news -- my dad had Babe and Krystal arrested. They're in jail.

Babe: Why are you here?

Josh: Are you ok?

J.R.: She's fine.

Babe: I'm fine.

Josh: How would you know?

Zoe: Ah! Just tell us what happened.

Babe: Nothing, it's all a mistake.

Bianca: Mom, how did you get involved with this?

Adam: Erica's our star witness.

Josh: To what?

Adam: Babe and Krystal committed insurance fraud.

Jack: Allegedly.

Zoe: Oh, that's ridiculous.

Adam: No, you're ridiculous. This is a crime.

Josh: This is a setup.

Adam: Erica can prove it. Go on, tell them.

Bianca: Please tell me that you're not a part of this.

Adam: Krystal knew that Babe wasn't dead when she tried to cash in on Babe's life insurance. And Erica saw them together, before Krystal filed the claim.

Josh: You know, if you think this solves your problems, you better think again.

Krystal: Is this your big plan, Adam, to get me out of the house -- sic Erica on me?

Derek: Ok, everyone, calm down before I start arresting people.

Krystal: Oh.

Derek: Now, a false statement can score you obstruction charges.

Erica: There is no need to threaten me. I'm fully prepared to tell the truth.

[Babe faints]

Josh: Give her some room.

J.R.: Babe, can you hear me?

Josh: Back off. Can someone grab some water?

Bianca: Yeah, I will.

Zoe: There -- you got her to drop. You feel better now? Is this how you deal with your issues?

Adam: You want to be Babe's hero? Nix the purse.

Krystal: If my daughter has a relapse because of you --

Tad: Excuse us -- I'm cutting in.

Adam: What in the hell are you doing?

Tad: Shut up. Get in there. Enough is enough -- call it off. I am all for you getting Krystal out of your house, but you cannot lock up a pregnant woman.

Adam: Well, then help me. If you're so concerned about your brat, take Krystal into your house. What's the matter, Tad? You can't stomach the idea of having that lying slut in the same house you shared with Dixie? The woman who betrayed Dixie while she was alive and after she was dead?

Tad: Don't mention Dixie's name.

Adam: Fine. You get that tramp and her belly out of my house, and I'll do you one better -- I'll never speak to you again.

Bianca: Here's the water.

Josh: Babe? Babe?

Babe: Get Erica off my mama's back before I take her down.

Bianca: Ok.

Kendall: So much for playing nice.

Annie: How exactly did Ryan and I become doomed?

Kendall: Well, I mean, it never could've worked -- you know that. You obviously saw that, and you backed off, and honestly, I don't blame you. I mean, Ryan can't give you kids, and I know that's a total deal breaker.

Annie: You made him think I would break up with him, because he had a vasectomy.

Kendall: I did not.

Annie: Who asked you to voice an opinion?

Kendall: I thought it was a fact. I mean, here you are -- you have the whole uber-mom thing going on. A man can't give you the children that you want, and so it makes sense that you'd look for someone who could, unless the whole uber-mom bit was just a front.

Annie: I took care of Spike for weeks while you were a target. Ryan seemed pretty pleased with how I mothered his son, so much so that he asked me to be Spike's stepmom for the rest of our lives.

Kendall: That's very touching, really it is. But Spike is mine. You would've just wanted more kids. Ryan probably would've just wanted more.

Annie: Oh. You know what? The sex with Ryan is so hot, but I don't really look at him as a breeding stud. Besides, it's way too much fun practicing.

Kendall: Well, you know, maybe I'm the only one who wants to share with the world. There is nothing more incredible than carrying the child of the man that you love.

Annie: You're -- you're pregnant? Wow. That's wonderful.

Kendall: Thank you. I'm -- I'm thrilled, and so is Zach. So I can't really understand why you don't want to have the same feeling.

Annie: God. What is with that? You are pregnant, married to the man of your dreams, and yet you have to obsess on your ex?

Kendall: I'm not obsessing on anything, ok? Ryan can play house with you or whomever he wants, but my son is a part of that. And Spike deserves to have a home with his father as happy as the one that he has with me and Zach. Now, if he marries you, he is clearly not going to have that.

Annie: If I had decided to marry Ryan, I would've made him a hell of a lot happier than all of his crash and burns with you.

Ryan: Erin is gone, and there is no getting past that, Jonathan, of course, there isn't. But losing Cambias? I mean, come on -- that doesn't even come close to losing everything. It was just a job.

Jonathan: "It was just a job," just a multibillion-dollar international conglomerate that Zach now gets all of. That's no big deal, right?

Ryan: Look, Jonathan, I am going to start my own company. I'm going to start my own company -- I did it before, and this time, it's going to be even better. It's going to be different because this time -- I mean, yeah, obviously I still want to make some money, but it's for different reasons this time. It's for the kids, for Annie, for the family so that they don't have to worry that -- they know I got it covered.

Jonathan: And you deserve that life, Ryan. That's why you have to convince Annie. You -- you found a woman that you love enough to spend the rest of your life with. You can't let anyone or anything get in the way of that, Ryan. You can't give up, and you can't give in.

Ryan: This is about you losing Lily.

Lily: Change is very difficult -- that's why you're unhappy.

Zach: Well, some changes are harder than others.

Lily: I know. I don't -- I don't like change, either, but sometimes we have to do it. That's why I'm here.

Zach: What's this?

Lily: I'd like to apply for a job. I -- I have very good references from ConFusion, and I'm excellent with numbers and I -- I can take messages and memorize bank statements, which eliminates a paper trail. And -- and I'm not very good at the social aspect, but I'm working on that.

Zach: I'm not even sure I want to work here. Why would you?

Lily: Um -- because you told me that when I was 21, I could work with you at the casino, but I don't want to wait that long. And you understand my disorder, so you could structure a position for me that could maximize my skills and ensure that I have limited contact with people and -- and loud noises.

Zach: And no red.

Lily: Exactly. And another reason I want to work here is because of your high-profit margin, and you have an excellent employee investment program, which means you could offer me a high salary.

Zach: And that's important to you?

Lily: It's part of my new plan.

Zach: Your "new plan"?

Lily: My new plan is to attend Pine Valley University and work at Cambias until I have enough money to transfer to MIT.

Zach: You've got it all figured out.

Lily: Yes. And -- and even though my father wanted to pay my tuition, I -- I'm an adult now, so I should pay my own way.

Zach: The old plan doesn't work, so you get a new one.

Adam: Could we get along with this? Where's Erica?

Man: Western Continental wants answers.

Derek: We all do, and this has stink all over it. Now, you get this together, or I'm having you and this circus tossed out of here.

Krystal: Would you listen to him, Adam, and just end this?

Tad: If you want it to end, just pack a bag and move out of the house.

Krystal: I'm not leaving my husband.

J.R.: Krystal can live wherever she wants to.

Adam: You all deserve each other. Derek, move this along, all right?

Krystal: Adam.

Tad: As long as you stay there, you have no idea how far he's willing to go. Now, you got to think of the baby.

Krystal: I can take care of myself and my baby, so you just back off and let me worry about my daughter. Honey, you ok?

Babe: I'm fine, Mama. All of a sudden, I feel so much better.

Bianca: The charge is bogus, and you know it. Krystal and Babe didn't try to defraud anyone.

Erica: They tried to defraud you out of your daughter. And then they almost got away with it with another baby girl. Krystal is carrying Tad's child, not Adam's. And Krystal and Babe have been trying to pass that baby off as Adam's. Tad wouldn't have known he had a daughter. Now, are you going to stand there and tell me that you are honestly ok with that?

Bianca: If you want to have any kind of relationship with Josh, don't do this.

Erica: Josh will get over Babe, but I may never get another chance like this. Bianca, I have the power to make sure that Babe loses everything she loves.

Bianca: You have the power to make sure that you lose everything you love, too.

Josh: I know what you're doing. You're going to get Babe and Krystal back to the mansion, wave your "Us against Daddy" flag, then think Babe's just going to jump in your lap.

J.R.: And what's your plan? You going to throw her over your shoulder, take her down to the casino recovery room, take her away from everyone who cares about her, including her son?

Josh: I'll let Babe make her own choices.

J.R.: Yeah, like hell you will!

Babe: Hey, will you guys please stop it. I am so sick of you knocking heads. J.R., yes, I get that you're trying to play protective husband, but that doesn't mean that you're not going to still be my ex-husband. And, yes, you saved my life, but that does not mean that you get to run it. I told you both I am not with either one of you, and I meant it, so you need to find something else to fight over running.

Bianca: God.

Zoe: No, no, no, no. You don't want to do that.

Ryan: I know that life without Lily hasn't been easy, but I -- I got to tell you, man, I thought that you were dealing with it, I really did.

Jonathan: So did I. When I wasn't normal, I was happier than I'd ever been with myself, with Lily, because I knew where I fit in again, what I had. I knew who I was. But since I've gotten better, uh, everything that I've -- I've loved is slipping away, and I have no idea how to stop it. I have no clue on how to get it back.

Ryan: So move ahead.

Jonathan: How do I do that? I'm 100% again, but all these brain cells are only thinking of one thing -- everything that I've lost. No, don't look at me that way. Don't look at me that way -- I'm not obsessing. I don't have any screwed-up ideas of a future, ok? Lily's moved on, Ryan -- I get that. But Annie hasn't moved on. Ryan, please don't lose her.

Ryan: That's my fight, Jonathan -- that's not yours.

Kendall: You don't know a damn thing about me and Ryan.

Annie: True. True, you're right -- you know what? I only know myself. If I got mad at Ryan, I might -- I might throw something, but I wouldn't sleep with his brother. And if things didn't work out between us, I probably wouldn't blow him off and then torment the next woman he got involved with.

Kendall: Well, you turned down Ryan, so obviously you get it. When only one person's head is in the clouds, only one person is walking on air, that's not grand passion. And that's what Ryan needs -- all or nothing. So, thank God, thank God you didn't accept Ryan's proposal, because honestly, I don't see how you could be happy knowing that Ryan doesn't love you as much as you love him.

J.R.: What are you doing going after a woman who was attacked by a serial killer and her pregnant mother? Your company will be slammed in the press.

Man: Western Continental takes fraud very seriously.

J.R.: I'm sure you take Chandler family premiums seriously, too. How about all the Chandler premiums we pay for our employees?

Man: Mr. Chandler Sr. told me to be here.

J.R.: Yeah, well, I am Mr. Chandler, Jr., and I'm a hell of a lot more hands-on than he is.

Tad: Boy, am I impressed. Trying to keep Krystal in the house, just so you can keep Babe under your thumb? Using a baby to get what you want all over again? You really are your father's son.

Erica: Derek? I'm ready to make my statement.

Lily: Change gets easier with time, you know? Has it gotten easier for you yet?

Zach: It's a little less awful since you walked in, but I still don't like it here. I don't like the name, I don't like this place.

Lily: Well, why don't you change the name?

Zach: Yeah, well, I thought about that -- it's not that easy, really.

Lily: But it's your company. You can do whatever you want. It's still one of the highest-grossing national conglomerates in the world, no matter what you call it.

Zach: You're brilliant. Yeah, yeah. I can do whatever I want -- that's right. And what I want is to hire you.

[Lily gasps]

Lily: Really?

Zach: Really. I think you'd be a perfect addition to my yet-to-be-named new company. When do you want to start?

Lily: Right away --

Zach: Good.

Lily: But as soon as we discuss salary and benefits.

Annie: Be careful. Slam me too hard to Ryan, he'll have me down that aisle in a jiffy.

Kendall: You are the last person I would ever be threatened by.

Annie: Oh, I scare you to death. That is why you want me out of Ryan's life. That's why you won't hire me.

Kendall: Ok. Ahem.

Di: Hey! Did I forget about a coffee date?

Annie: Job interview, but it's over. If you'll excuse me, I have some doors to knock on.

Kendall: Stop. Just stop. You think you're so qualified, so hot that you can hang with us? Fine -- you know what? You're hired. Just try to keep up.

Annie: I think I can handle it.

Di: Ok. Well, Annie, welcome aboard. I'll go ahead and get you started on all that paperwork. Huh.

Ryan: So you want me to grab the brass ring for Laverys everywhere, huh? How about you, huh? You got -- got your mind back like you said. No, you did, and it cost you a lot. It was hard for you, but it doesn't have to stay that way, man -- it doesn't. I mean, you're so smart, and you're funny -- sometimes. You are!

Jonathan: Ah!

Ryan: Use your head to just grab a piece of life and you might want to start with something a little bit more challenging than being a bartender and an assistant manager, I'm just saying.

Jonathan: Yeah. Ok, the resume needs a little attention.

Ryan: Ah.

Jonathan: Yeah, there's a lot of holes there, but there's even more explanations.

Ryan: All right. I -- well, then start someplace that you don't need a resume.

Jonathan: No --

Ryan: I'm serious, like Cambias -- go to Cambias.

Jonathan: Yeah. I saw Zach today, and I torched that bridge to the ground.

Ryan: Ok. Well -- well, then, go back. Go back, step up, admit that you were wrong and say that you deserve a chance, because you do, and he knows you do, and he knows how sharp you are.

Jonathan: Yeah, and he knows what an ass I can be.

Ryan: Ah. Well, I'm not going to sit around and let you serve drinks for the rest of your life and neither would Erin. Would she? She would give you a kick, and she would tell you to go for it.

Jonathan: You're right.

Ryan: Of course, I'm right -- I'm your big brother. I'm smart like that.

Emma: Uncle Jon!

Ryan and Jonathan: Whoa!

Jonathan: Ah! Hello! Did you know that your daddy's the smartest man in the galaxy?

Ryan: Huh.

Jonathan: But don't let it go to his head, ok?

Emma: Ok, I won't.

Ryan: Oh!

Jonathan: Thank you.

Ryan: Get over here.

Emma: Whoa!

Ryan: You get over here! Ok, I'll see you, man. So, you won't let it go to my head, huh? No? Oh! Where's my head?

Adam: Still think you love me? Want to work it out? This is for not getting the hell out of my house when you had the chance.

Derek: For the last time, did you see Babe and Krystal on Monday, March 5?

Erica: No, I did not.

Adam: Huh, she -- she's lying. Erica's -- Erica's lying. She knows Babe was alive.

Erica: I saw Babe, but I didn't see Krystal.

Adam: What the hell are you doing? I thought you wanted this as much as I do.

Erica: Adam, I have watched you manipulate for years to bring down people who crossed you. But you forgot one thing -- you can't manipulate me. Get over it.

Adam: Yeah, you disgust me -- all of you. Get rooms, everybody. You're not getting in my house tonight.

Man: Mr. Chandler?

Jack: Well. Looks like we're finished here.

Krystal: I'm grateful for what you did.

Erica: Well, I don't want your thanks. And I don't want you anywhere near me or anyone I love. It is bad enough that you took Bianca's baby. But now, you try to -- to cheat Tad out of his child? Tad lost Dixie, Tad lost a daughter he didn't even know, and did you even think about Tad and what joy that could bring him? No, just -- just keep the baby for yourself, a meal ticket with Adam.

Krystal: Huh. Well, I guess I shouldn't expect you to understand.

Babe: Leave my mother alone.

Derek: Babe, Krystal, you're free to go.

Babe: Thank you.

Derek: Now would be a good time. That goes for everyone.

J.R.: The car' s waiting.

Tad: Just so you know, I intend to sue for custody after the baby is born.

Krystal: So you think you can just say that you want my baby, and she's yours?

Tad: Well, isn't that the way it worked out with Adam? You wanted him to be the father, so that's the way it goes? Well, guess what, Krystal. I got a lot more going for me, like the DNA, so I am going to get my daughter.

Krystal: Oh, really? Well, you might be able to prove that she shares your DNA, but that doesn't mean you can just take her from her mother, Tad.

Tad: I can sure as hell try. And you know something? It doesn't have to be this way. If you would only agree to be reasonable, I'd set you up in the Valley Inn --

Krystal: Oh.

Tad: Discuss some kind of shared custody.

Krystal: Oh.

Tad: But I'm not going to sit back while you sit there and play mind games with Adam Chandler in the house and let you drag my daughter through it.

Krystal: I am not going to the Valley Inn, Tad. I am going to stay and I'm going to fight for my marriage. Now, you're the one who's playing mind games, and if you think you can play chicken with my baby, guess what -- I'm not blinking.

Tad: No, no. This is not a game. I am trying to be a good father, that is all. I did not intend to be a father with you, but that's the way it worked out, she's on the way. What scares the hell out of me is you don't seem to give a damn about her welfare, and I do.

Krystal: Oh.

Tad: There's no way you are living with her with Adam.

Krystal: How dare you say that I don't care about my daughter's welfare, Tad. I have loved her with my whole heart from day one. And by the way, Mr. Holier Than Thou, you knew I was living with Adam when you got me pregnant. Maybe you had -- should have thought about that back then, huh? Now, excuse me. I'm going home.

Tad: That is not your home. That's the problem.

Krystal: Get -- let go of me!

Derek: Tad, Tad, Tad, slow down. Slow down.

Babe: Mama, are you coming? Is everything ok?

Krystal: I'm fine.

[Door slams]

Kendall: Piece of junk. Oh, come on!

Zach: Whoa! Easy!

Kendall: Come on! What now?

Zach: Hey.

Kendall: Hey.

Zach: Who did what to you?

Kendall: Oh -- Annie McDermott. Yeah. She applied for a job. And of all the companies in Pine Valley, she had to come here.

Zach: Well, I'm sure you let her down easy.

Kendall: Oh -- oh, no, no. I hired her. Yeah, yeah. I'm crazy. I know, I know. But clearly, we need help here, Zach. And she has the credibility. I -- I guess I hurt my finger.

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Kendall: Give me a kiss. And she's qualified and all that.

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Kendall: But she's just a huge pain in my butt.

Zach: And Ryan's soon-to-be wife.

Kendall: No. No. Thank God she turned him down. Thank God. That girl -- she pretends to be all sugar and sweet, but you should have seen her. Her mouth was all over me, and my business, and Ryan. It's -- thank God that she turned him down.

Zach: Yeah. Well, and why would somebody like Ryan fall for someone with a big mouth like that?

Kendall: I -- that's -- ok, you know what? You have your little joke there. Have your little inside joke. That's not funny, though. I know what you're going to say. You're going to say that I have to just leave them alone, it's none of my business, it's their lives, not mine, just ignore her. But, Zach, you should have seen her, you should have heard this woman. She actually thinks that I want Ryan all to myself.

Zach: She's not the only one.

Annie: That woman thinks she has sole and executive rights to Ryan -- what he says, what he does, how he feels. Ryan proposed to me. Yes or no, it was between us. You would think it was a -- a committee decision with Kendall holding the swing vote.

Di: I know. Sometimes she gets carried away.

Annie: Yeah, but -- no, no, no. And then she had the nerve to say that Ryan and I were doomed.

Di: Ok, you know what? If I were you, I would tell Kendall to shove it, and then I would run across town, and I would find Ryan wherever he may be, I would fling myself into his arms, and I would say "Yes, yes, yes, yes" until the earth shook.

Annie: Ok, you're so not helping.

Di: You know what? You want me to not help some more, Annie? Think about this. Imagine you and Ryan and his little boy and your little girl at the park on Sunday morning, and you're rollerblading and you're flying the kite, and then -- and then Sunday night, the kids are tucked in. You and he in front of the fireplace. I mean, that's called a dream life, Annie. Most women would kill for it. But if you don't want it, you need to just --

Annie: No, no, no, it's not that I don't want it, I do.

Di: Huh.

Annie: But I don't -- I can't. Oh, it's just -- it's complicated.

Di: Well, you know, the cherry on top would be flipping Kendall off.

[Di laughs]

Di: I mean, I would be a bad friend if I didn't point that out.

Annie: That's actually a very good point. But I'm not going to marry a man just to tick off Kendall.

Di: Here.

Annie: You know what? I have to go.

Di: No, what about the paperwork?

Annie: Later. Oh. Is there a back way out of here?

Di: Right there.

Annie: Ok. I'll see you later.

Di: Annie, wait. Well, does this mean you've changed your mind about marrying Ryan?

Annie: Ugh!

Ryan: Oh!

Emma: Oh!

Ryan: What adventures are in store for us tonight.

Ryan: What's that? What do you have there? What is this? What is this? The -- "The Fabulous, Magical, and Altogether Stupendous Life of Princess Emma -- Emmaline and Queen Annabelle"? Wow. Can I?

Emma: See how many pages this is?

Ryan: Ok, see how many pages it is. Can I read it to you? This looks incredible. Who put -- who did this? Who put this together?

Emma: Mommy did.

Ryan: Oh, my goodness.

Emma: "Once upon a time --" you do the rest.

Ryan: Oh, you -- ok. I'll do the rest. "There was a daisylicious princess named Emmaline. She lived in a sugar cookie castle -- " Oh, my goodness. Look it, there she is, right on the doors. "With her mother, Queen Annabelle and their dog, Pepe the poodle"? Oh, my golly. Look it, there's Pepe. "Every morning, their magical baton turned the darkest day sunny."

Emma: Ryan, she put sparkles.

Ryan: Sparkles? Because it's sunny. "And every night, the mirror of Manana showed them the future." Do you think we could see ourselves in the mirror? Look up in the mirror. Look.

Erica: Josh -- I lied. Not to save Babe and Krystal. I did it for you. I wanted so badly to undo any of the damage I have done to our relationship.

Josh: Erica, their lives were blown to hell the minute you told J.R. that Babe was alive. It'll take a lot more than that performance to undo it.

Zoe: Is there anything I can do for you?

Erica: Oh -- no, thank you. Um -- but I appreciate your kindness.

Zoe: Give them some space. Josh seems to feel things rather intensely. [Laughs] And when a parent disapproves, or is disappointed, it can be a rather terrible blow. And not easy to recover from.

Adam: Winifred!

Winifred: Yes? Yes, Mr. Chandler?

Adam: Call the locksmith. I want every lock in this house changed within the hour.

Winifred: Right away, sir. Yes.

Colby: Daddy, what happened? Why were Krystal and Babe arrested?

Adam: No, don't -- don't worry, sweetheart. Everything's going to be fine. Everything. You -- don't you dare touch my daughter. Oh, and grab a hammer. Krystal is never setting foot in this house again!


Adam: Board up the tunnels! Keep the vermin out.

Colby: Dad, why are you doing this?

Adam: Sweetheart, you wouldn't understand. This -- this is adult business. Give me a nail.

Colby: No, Dad, you're hammering shut windows and doors. How mature is that?

Adam: Krystal refuses to leave the house, and I'm going to keep her out. I'm not going to let her back in. And that goes for Babe and J.R., too.

Colby: This is total nonsense.

Adam: No. I'm sorry, sweetheart. J.R. is no longer a member of this family. They have betrayed me on too -- too deep a level. So there's no going back. There's no going back. I'm through with them.

Colby: How can you be helping my father?

Sean: Are you kidding? You know, I really wish I would have thought of this before my mom got into Uncle Jack's place.

Colby: Ugh --

Adam: Winifred! More wood.

Winifred: Yeah, I'll go get it.

Jack: Hey. I know you lied. Thank you for putting an end to that before somebody got hurt.

Erica: Huh. I just wanted it over.

Jack: Yeah. Well, speaking of other things that you want to see an end to -- I set up a meeting for us and our attorneys.

Erica: To finalize the divorce?

Jack: Yeah. If we're going to do this, Erica, I don't want to drag it out.

Erica: Well, thank you. Thank you for making those arrangements. Quick and painless.

Lily: Hello. If you're here to see Mr. Slater, he's not in right now. May I help you?

Jonathan: Hi. You -- you work here now?

Lily: Yes. I started two hours and 37 minutes ago. I'm Mr. Slater's private personal assistant.

Jonathan: Congratulations. But, Lily, what about school?

Lily: Oh, well, that's still in the plan, but since you're no longer in the equation, I have a new one which includes attending Pine Valley University and working at Cambias, and going to MIT -- alone.

Jonathan: Sounds like you have everything figured out. I'm sure that you're going to get everything that you want, Lily.

J.R.: All right, listen, I'll go in first, deal with Dad. That'll give you guys some time to go upstairs and get settled in. All right.

[When he can't open the front door, J.R. starts pounding on it]

J.R.: Dad! Open up! Come on!

Lily: Um -- Mr. Slater has a very busy schedule, but I can fit you in sometime tomorrow between 9:10 and 9:35 a.m., unless you think you need more time.

Jonathan: I -- no, I don't -- I don't want -- I don't want to see Zach.

Lily: But isn't that why you came here?

Jonathan: Yeah, yes. I came -- well, I came here to ask him about a job.

Lily: Well, you're very smart, and that's why we're not a match anymore, but I could give you a positive recommendation. You were always very good at business projections and public relations.

Jonathan: Thank you. I'm out of practice, though, you know? The -- the whole suit-and-tie, 9:00-to-5:00 thing. Thanks, anyway.

Lily: Oh, you're welcome.

Kendall: Huh.

[Zach hums]

Kendall: So what -- what you said about me wanting Ryan all to myself -- is that what people think, or is that what you think?

Zach: I know you don't want Ryan. But you want to run his life, and you don't think there's a woman good enough for him.

Kendall: No, that's not true. I -- I would never try to --

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Kendall: Oh -- oh, God. I'm such a liar.

[Zach laughs]

Kendall: Yes, ok? Of course, I want to run Ryan's life. I want to microscope his girlfriends. I -- it's -- it's all about control. That's -- that's how I'm built.

Zach: I like how you're built.

Kendall: Hmm.

[Zach growls]

Kendall: How do you do that? I'm just ranting here like a fool, and I act out like a child, and you never judge me. You never make me feel like I'm a total nut case.

Zach: Well, even if I don't say that I think you're a nut case doesn't mean that I don't think that you're a nut case.

Kendall: Oh -- yeah, ok. What? Hey, stop. No mouthing off. I am the mother of your child.

Zach: Yeah.

Kendall: Mm-hmm.

Zach: Amazing mother.

Kendall: Hmm.

Zach: Amazing child.

Kendall: Yeah.

Zach: Hmm.

Kendall: Hmm.

Erica: You're having his baby?

Ryan: So I hope you don't freak out, because Emma and I kind of started an arts-and-crafts project, and it got a little bit out of control.

Annie: Oh. Like "green finger paint on my new dress" out of control?

Ryan: I don't think we got it on your new dress.

[Annie walks into Emma's magical bedroom]

Annie: Oh, my God -- oh -- what?

Annie: Pepe -- what --

Ryan: Welcome to your castle, Queen Annabelle.

[Banging on door]

Babe: Adam --

Krystal: Hey!

Babe: Let us in!

Krystal: Come on!

Colby: Daddy, do something. Let them in. This is so stupid.

Adam: Ignore them.

Krystal: Adam, you can't --

Adam: They'll go away.

Colby: Dad, please, no one can get in, no one can get out.

[Glass shatters]

Babe: Colby, please open this door. Hello?

J.R.: Sorry -- about the door.

Adam: I want you out of my house.

J.R.: I'm staying.

Adam: You're trespassing!

J.R.: What are you going to do? You going to call the cops again? You want to look like an idiot? Well, do whatever you want to do. Watch your step.

Adam: I want you out of this house!

Krystal: Oh, we are not going anywhere, Adam!

Adam: Then go to hell!

Krystal: Adam, come on, please! Adam --

Tad: How are you? Looks like a hell of a party. Better make room for one more.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Erica (to Kendall): Congratulations, sweetheart. I'm so happy for you.

Zach (to Erica): Are you happy for me?

Adam (to Tad): You help me get Krystal out of this house, and I'll make sure you get your baby away from Krystal for good.

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