AMC Transcript Thursday 1/4/07

All My Children Transcript Thursday 1/4/07


Provided By Glynis
Proofread by Gisele

Aidan: Who are you?

Di: What are you doing here?

Aidan: And what the hell do you want? Zarf?

All at ConFusion: Three, two, one -- Happy New Year!

[While everyone shouts and cheers, Bianca kisses Leslie as Josh busses Babe.]

Kendall: What does the murderer have to do with your mother? What does he know?

Zach: My mom was holding a gardenia and was wearing a white satin ribbon that day.

Kendall: Like Simone and Erin?

Zach: Yeah. So whoever it is knows about her and how she died.

Kendall: Oh. Well, maybe it was a coincidence.

Zach: No. It was no coincidence. Someone sent me a note.

Kendall: "You murdered her." Meaning your mother?

Zach: I think the implication is that these women died because of me.

Kendall: And that's why you think that I'm in the most danger.

Zach: Your friends were killed. There's a message in that for me. And I need to find out what it is.

Kendall: Before he kills me.

Ryan: Happy New Year, Annie.

Annie: Happy New Year, Ryan.

[As Annie and Ryan kiss, Emma walks in banging a pot with a spoon.]

Annie: What is --

Emma: Happy New Year!

Annie: Oh, Emma, sweetheart, we don't want to wake up Spike. We have to keep it down, right?

Ryan: Oh.

Annie: Happy New Year.

Ryan: Hmm.

Jonathan: You, too. Happy New Year.

Annie: Oh, oh, oh -- I almost forgot.

Ryan: Hey.

Jonathan: Hey.

[While Ryan and Jonathan hug, Emma blows her horn.]

Emma: Happy New Year.

Annie: All right, gather round, everybody.

Ryan: Oh, man. All right.

Annie: Mm-hmm.

Ryan: Nice.

Annie: My mommy used to make these for me when I was little.

Ryan: What are those, Emma? Are those doughnuts?

Annie: No.

Ryan: No.

Annie: New Year's fritters. They bring luck and good fortune for 2007.

Ryan: Hmm. I think we could use some of those. What do you think?

Bianca: It really is good to see you.

Leslie: I was thinking the same thing about you.

Bianca: But I have to warn you, I am not really in the most festive mood tonight.

Leslie: Oh, rough night?

Bianca: Just -- weird.

Leslie: Hey, it's -- it's lucky that you ran into me, then, because I was recently crowned the best person to hang out with after a weird night.

[Bianca chuckles]

Leslie: Can you beat the timing?

Bianca: Seriously --

Leslie: I get it. It's fine.

Bianca: Don't take it personally. Of course, it's -- I really did enjoy that kiss.

Leslie: But sometimes a kiss is just a kiss?

Singer: So many times I could see how love goes down wondering what to do baby, from where it starts you're stealing my heart

[Babe and Josh continue their New Year's Eve kiss long after the moment.]

Josh: Listen --

Babe: I just want to be alone, Josh.

Josh: What, so you can pretend that kiss didn't just happen?

Babe: It's New Year's Eve. Everyone kisses at midnight. Don't read into it.

Josh: That wasn't casual tradition --

Babe: It was a mistake.

Josh: It wasn't about some stupid countdown, either.

Babe: Would you stop pushing me?

Josh: Quit telling me to walk away from you.

Babe: I would be kissing my husband right now if he wasn't recovering from what we drove him to.

Josh: Ok, I have heard this story ad nauseam. Poor J.R., you want to be with him, it's over with me. You're a liar and you know it.

Babe: If that's what you want to believe.

Josh: All that stuff I told you about giving you the space you need to work things out with J.R. -- I take it all back.

Babe: Fine. Do what you want.

Josh: You want me, Babe. That kiss proved it. My New Year's resolution? I'm not going anywhere.

Babe: Then take a good look. Because this is the last time you'll ever see me again.

Del: Happy New Year, Amanda.

Amanda: Someone just puked in the men's bathroom. Take care of it, will you?

Bianca: How's Jessica, hmm? Is she still with Rose?

Leslie: Yeah, four years, going strong.

Bianca: Wow. That is awesome.

Leslie: Julian and Kevin broke up, though.

Bianca: Hmm. I feel so out of it. I guess since I moved to Paris, I haven't really been so good about keeping up with the old gang.

Leslie: Hey, life happens.

Bianca: Have you ever heard of somebody or known somebody who was transgender?

Leslie: Oh. Sort of. A friend of a friend. Mary Alice. She was in this amazing relationship, and then one day, her partner just announces that she's a man trapped in a woman's body. She said she's known it her whole life.

Bianca: Wow.

Leslie: I know. Mary Alice was supportive at first, but -- you know, she stood by her when she started the long transition of becoming a man.

Bianca: Hormone treatments?

Leslie: Started dressing like a man. Went by the name Charles. You know, had people refer to her as "him."

Bianca: And then what happened? I mean, did she have surgery?

Leslie: I don't know. It got too weird for Mary Alice. Eventually, she left. I didn't hear much about it after that.

Bianca: I don't know what I'd do in that situation.

Leslie: We're lesbians. We're women who love women. I kind of get why Mary Alice bailed.

Bianca: Yeah, but her partner -- I mean, can you just imagine what she -- God, I guess I mean he went through all those years? I mean, that really is living a lie. It's got to be torture. The loneliest feeling ever.

Leslie: I'm sure.

Bianca: Have you ever heard of a man who really thinks that he's a lesbian?

Di: Zarf?

Zoe: Well, aren't we the clever ones? What was it gave me away? Was it the earrings? Or the push-up bra?

Di: We haven't been formally introduced. I'm Di Henry.

Zoe: Hmm, Mr. Devane's playmate. I've seen you around.

Aidan: Well, that is some outfit you have on there. What's the deal, Freddie? What are you doing here?

Zoe: Freddie is dead. Has been for years.

Aidan: That's not really funny, considering there's a murderer running around.

Zoe: You're right. It's never funny saying good-bye to someone forever. Nice meeting you, Di. But if you'll excuse me --

Aidan: You haven't answered my question yet.

Zoe: Why do I get the feeling I've walked in on something naughty? Your clothes are still in place. But if I hadn't walked in -- you must hate me.

Di: Nothing quite that tantalizing, I'm afraid. I work here.

Zoe: The rock star's always the last to know.

Aidan: Well, you still haven't told us what brings you to Fusion this late at night, this particular night, all dressed up?

Zoe: Do you like what you see, Mr. Investigator? Tell the truth. If you didn't know it was me, would you have made a pass? Oh. Oh, it's a joke, mate. Don't get so freaked.

Aidan: I'm not freaked. I'm just confused. I mean, what -- what is all of this, huh?

Zoe: Oh, the life of a celebrity may seem glamorous. But in reality, boring.

Di: I find that hard to believe.

Zoe: It's true. It's like riding a roller coaster one too many times. The anticipation, the way your stomach drops as you take that last final dip -- loses its impact after a while. So you look for a bigger, scarier roller coaster. Anything to get the excitement back.

Aidan: And dressing up like a woman does that for you?

Zoe: Oh, I snap my fingers and women fall into my bed. No complaints. But it's not that exciting, either. So, I thought I'd see if I had universal appeal. You still haven't told me if it's true.

Aidan: Answer my question first.

Zoe: I came to retrieve some artwork. Ms. Kendall's husband acquired it illegally. I wanted it back. Your turn.

Aidan: You really don't do it for me, mate. But that doesn't mean we won't want to buy you a drink downstairs. We can test out that lovely outfit you have on.

Di: Yeah.

Aidan: See how much of a showstopper it is.

Di: ConFusion is throwing a big party. It's going to be a lot of fun.

Aidan: Yeah, a lot of fun. Anyway, you got me good and curious. I want to see if you can pull off this woman thing, Zarf.

Colby: How stupid can I be?

Sean: Like, your card was declined, because you charged all that stuff for my Aunt Erica on it, as a favor to me. Look, so we don't have a limo. Doesn't have to ruin our whole night.

Colby: What are we going to do, Sean, hitchhike to Manhattan? I'm so over this.

Sean: Don't write it off yet.

Colby: Are you crazy? That limo is for someone inside the club.

Sean: Well, I promised you a night in New York, and I'm allergic to walking.

Kendall: What is that for?

Zach: I'm getting you packed.

Kendall: What? No, Zach.

Zach: I thought I made it clear at the house. He is sending a message to me. You're in danger.

Kendall: I'm not scared.

Zach: You should be scared. I got to get you out of here, put you someplace safe.

Kendall: No, I said --

Zach: What?

Kendall: I said no, Zach. I have tried living without you, and I hated every single second of it. Now, I'm not starting our new year together by leaving you.

Annie: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.

Ryan: Whoa.

Annie: This game comes with instructions.

Ryan: Oh, it does, does it? Like "lift, bite, chew, swallow"? Because I think I've played that game before.

Annie: No, once you take your fritter, you tear it apart and there's something inside.

Ryan: What?

Annie: The surprise that you find inside -- it's a symbol for what is in store for you for 2007.

Ryan: Wow. All right.

Annie: Mm-hmm.

Ryan: So, can we -- yeah?

Annie: Ok.

Ryan: Ok, this one's for you, little Emma. Here, let me -- ok. Look what --

Annie: What?

Ryan: What is this? Look at this.

Annie: Oh.

Ryan: Oh, my goodness. It looks like it's a --

Annie: What is it?

Emma: A ring! I'm going to get married!

Annie: Oh -- no, no, no, no. A ring means peace and continuity.

Ryan: Oh, it does, huh?

Annie: Yes, it does.

Ryan: And what do you have?

Annie: Let's see.

Ryan: Oh. Now, that looks like a -- a flower. What does that mean, your future smells bright? Is that what that means?

Annie: No, a flower is rebirth.

Ryan: Rebirth, huh?

Annie: A New Year with a new beginning -- which I definitely welcome.

Ryan: I see.

Annie: How about you?

Ryan: I got a -- wait a minute now. This is a motorcycle. You planted this.

Annie: No.

Ryan: You planted the motorcycle.

Annie: The fritters work their own magic. It means you have travel in your future.

Ryan: Is that right?

Annie: Yeah.

Ryan: I could handle that.

Annie: Yeah.

Ryan: What about you, Hockett? What does your future hold?

Jonathan: Apparently, not much.

Annie: What? I'm sorry. I thought I got all of them.

Ryan: Well, hold on a second. Now, we'll try again. There's more here. Grab another one.

Jonathan: No, thanks. I'm going to get going, you guys. A hug? All right.

Emma: Good-bye!

Jonathan: Oh, good-bye.

Annie: All right, sweetheart.

Jonathan: Good-bye. Thank you.

Annie: Thanks for coming, Jonathan.

Jonathan: Thank you for having me.

Annie: All right, little one, let's go brush our teeth, get ready for bed, ok?

Ryan: Ok.

Annie: I know.

Ryan: Come up here and give me a kiss and a hug and a hug and a kiss and a kiss and a hug. Come on.

Emma: This one's kind of tasty.

Ryan: Yeah, you can bring that up there before you --

Annie: All right, come on, you can bring it up.

Ryan: Brush your teeth, yeah.

Annie: Good girl.

Ryan: Hey, man, I -- maybe this was a bad idea. You know, you coming here. Maybe we should have been at my place or something. I'm sorry, man, I wasn't thinking.

Jonathan: It's ok. I'm going to go.

Ryan: Yeah?

Jonathan: Yeah.

Ryan: You want some company or anything?

Jonathan: No.

Ryan: We could go grab a beer or something.

Jonathan: I've got some things I got to do. Happy New Year.

Ryan: Yeah.

Kendall: You know, it didn't take long for me to fall in love with you, not really. And when we finally admitted how we felt about each other, I knew that it was right. But what I -- what I didn't realize was that you own my heart. And I realized that the day that I was in the hospital, and I woke up and saw my little boy for the first time.

Zach: Give me the suitcase, please.

Kendall: Zach, when I was unconscious, you knew exactly what I wanted. You -- you read my heart, and you gave it a voice. And you -- you fought for me. You fought on my behalf, and I want to do the same thing for you right now.

Zach: It's not the same. You could get killed doing this.

Kendall: Zach, I will not leave you.

Zach: And I'm not giving you a choice. I'm getting you out of here. I'm getting you someplace safe.

Kendall: I'm not going anywhere without you, ok? Zach, I trust that you will keep me safe. That's it.

Zach: What?

Kendall: I finally understand you.

[Colby and Sean climb into the back of a limo.]

Colby: How did you get him to agree to this?

Sean: Told him I was Mr. Thomopoulos. Stole a peek at the order ticket. Oh, yeah -- call me Niko from now on.

Driver: I'm taking you to 347 Ferndale, right?

Colby: Yeah. Is that right, Niko?

Sean: Yeah. There's a couple hundred in it for you if you take the long route.

Driver: Which route is that?

Sean: The one that goes through Manhattan.

Amanda: Two glasses of bubbly, ladies.

Bianca: Ah.

Amanda: Enjoy.

Bianca: Thank you, Amanda.

Amanda: You're welcome.

Bianca: You got real quiet. Did I make your head explode?

Leslie: Kind of. Are you sure some oversexed jock didn't just feed you that bad line? "Hey, baby, let's give it a go. I'm a lesbian at heart"?

Bianca: I'm serious. Do you think it's possible to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Leslie: A guy who's really a woman, but who loves women? Yes, it could happen. Do you know someone who's trapped like that?

Bianca: I'm not sure yet. But if I do -- if what he told me is true --

Zoe: Sorry. Cinderella wants to crawl back into her pumpkin before she loses a slipper. Later, lady, gentleman.

Di: Look -- oh, Zarf, come on. Just one drink. You look amazing. And that dress -- I mean, that is -- that's to die for. And I've been waiting to meet you for forever.

Zoe: Another time, perhaps.

Aidan: You're not telling us you got all decked out in these wonderful clothes just to pick up some artwork from Fusion? Doesn't make any sense.

Zoe: You're right. I've been partying all day. Ah! You know us musicians.

Di: Well, I --

Zoe: We start when the sun comes up.

Di: Don't know about that. That dress looks brand-new. You couldn't have been wearing it all day.

Aidan: Yeah, I mean, the gag, the heels, you know, the dress, the makeup. You did it so it could be seen. Wasn't that your point? One drink. That's all we ask. Just come downstairs with us for one drink.

Di: Since when has Zarf been shy?

Aidan: You're liable to fool everybody. What do you have to hide?

Babe: I don't want to see you, and I don't want you around. Go.

Josh: Because you don't want to face how you really feel about me. That's why you want to get rid of me.

Babe: You said that you respected my decision. You were going to let me work things out with J.R.

Josh: You don't want me gone any more than I want to be. I know that now.

Babe: Yes, I do.

Josh: Well, whether you like it or not, I'm not going anywhere.

Babe: Why, because of one stupid kiss?

Josh: You know what? Tell yourself that. Tell yourself it was stupid. Tell me to get lost for the 63rd time. I won't. I can't.

Babe: You have to.

Josh: I love you. I want you, and you want me.

[Reaching into her purse, Babe takes out the compact Josh gave her and tries to return it.]

Babe: Take it back. Take it and go.

Sean: How sweet is this, huh?

Colby: You kept your promise. I'm impressed.

Sean: Hey, you got my Uncle Jack and Erica back together. I owe you way more than this.

Colby: No, you don't. This is so great. Way better than last year, that's for sure.

Sean: What'd you do last year?

Colby: Hmm. Never mind.

Sean: That bad, huh?

Colby: My mom was afraid that we'd be in one place for too long. So we were packing to leave, again. Then I made some really cool friends. Couldn't say good-bye. Too risky.

Sean: Harsh.

Colby: My mom went to bed at 10:00, and at midnight, I was all alone. But whatever. 2007 is going to be way better.

Sean: Are you bummed we missed the countdown?

Colby: The whole kissing thing? Who wants to see a bunch of strangers swap spit?

Sean: Well, we missed our New Year's kiss.

Colby: We're just friends.

Sean: What, friends can't kiss in the new year? Happy 2007.

Colby: Happy 2007, Sean.

Sean: That's Niko to you.


Colby: Please tell me that is not for us.

Sean: No way.

Annie: I know it was a rough night for you. I'm sorry.

Ryan: I just -- I'm just worried about Jonathan, that's all. I just -- I should have known it wasn't a great idea to bring him back here.

Annie: There's something else going on. But you don't have to tell me if --

Ryan: I ran into Tad. Oh, no, it has nothing to do with Emma. Nothing.

Annie: Ok.

Ryan: Zach hired him to do some investigating into his past.

Annie: Zach's past?

Ryan: These killings weren't random, Annie. My sister didn't die because of some stranger trying to knock off beautiful women. Somehow, someway, it ties back to -- to Zach.

Annie: Are you sure about this?

Ryan: I'm as sure as Tad is. Oh -- but what really is -- is kind of killing me is that Zach knows about this, and he hasn't said anything to me.

Annie: Well, I mean, is it possible that Tad's wrong? Maybe he jumped to the wrong conclusion. It certainly wouldn't be the first time.

Ryan: Look, I know that you don't trust Tad, and I don't blame you after what he put you through, you and Emma. But he's a good man, Annie. He's a good man, and he hates what he put you two through.

Annie: Well, he still might not know all the facts.

Ryan: Well, he was worried enough about the facts that he does know to warn me.

Annie: So what happens now?

Zach: Maybe you should stop speaking for a minute, because you don't know what you're talking about.

Kendall: Oh, no -- you make complete sense to me, finally.

Zach: Ah.

Kendall: I understand you. I do. I understand what drives you and why you felt compelled to save Maria and Julia and Dixie.

Zach: What are you, my shrink now?

Kendall: No. No, I'm your wife. And for the first time in our entire marriage, you make complete sense to me.

Zach: And I think that's great. Now you're going to help me pack, or I'll do it myself, but we're leaving tonight.

Kendall: No, no, we're not.

Zach: What?

Kendall: Just stop a second and look at me and listen to me, please. Now, we can argue about this until 2008, but I am not going anywhere, not now, because you need me.

Zach: But you're in danger right now.

Kendall: No, I get it. Ok? I get why you can't stand to see a woman in trouble without helping her. And I get why you feel like you have to save everybody. It's -- it's because of what happened when you were 5 year old.

Zach: I think that's enough.

Kendall: No, listen, there is -- I -- there is no way I am leaving you to fight this alone. Now, whoever is doing this, he's not doing it to hurt Fusion, he's doing it to hurt the both of us. But we're in this together, you and I, and we will fight, and we will win. You and I will save each other.

Amanda: Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you were hanging out with your brother tonight. You want me to make you a drink?

Jonathan: I'm here to help.

Amanda: Well, hey, we got it covered. Nobody expects you to be back so soon.

Jonathan: Amanda, I want to work, ok? Just please back off me.

Amanda: Ok.

Jonathan: Hey, hey, hey --

Amanda: No --

Jonathan: I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I just -- it's this holiday, ok? I didn't mean it.

Amanda: It's all right.

Bianca: If I hurt this person, I will never forgive myself.

Leslie: You, hurt someone? You have the biggest heart of anyone I know.

Bianca: Oh, come on.

Leslie: Pamela?

Bianca: Excuse me?

Leslie: Pamela, who always hit on you? Don't tell me you don't remember.

Bianca: She hit on everyone. Oh, poor Pam.

Leslie: Poor Pam was a total groper. We would all run when we saw her coming. But you, you're so nice. You always got stuck talking to her.

Bianca: I didn't mind.

Leslie: How did you end up blowing her off anyway? Don't tell me you actually went out with her.

Bianca: We had coffee, once. I didn't want to hurt her feelings. It was completely platonic.

Leslie: Thank you for proving my point, Pollyanna.

Del: Well, you ladies look like you need a refill.

Bianca: Oh, no, thanks, Del. I'm really glad that I ran into you.

Leslie: Uh-oh. That sounds like a lead into "but I'm going home now."

Bianca: Would you like to come with me?

Josh: Forget about it, Babe. I don't want the damn thing.

Babe: Neither do I.

Josh: I wasn't going to give it to you in the first place. You're the one who asked me for it. It's yours now.

Babe: I said I don't want it.

[Babe drops the compact and grinds her stiletto heel into it.]

Josh: Go ahead, grind it into nothing. I'm still not giving up on you.

Aidan: This is it, mate. Time to sell it to the masses, see if everyone realizes that the blond bombshell that just walked through the door is actually the world-famous Zarf. That's the reason why you're here, isn't it, mate?

Zoe: They'll notice me no matter who they think I am.

Di: Weird.

Aidan: Yes, very.

Di: Do you believe his story?

Aidan: I'm not sure yet. But if I wanted to fool the security cameras and slip into Fusion and murder someone, the first thing I'd do is wear a disguise.

Di: Aidan, you don't really -- you don't think that Zarf is the --

Aidan: I'm reserving judgment, but Simone died right after he showed up in Pine Valley.

Di: Yeah, and when he walked into the office in that getup and -- I -- that story that he told about how life as a rock star is so boring, so he --

Aidan: That is exactly why we're down here. If he put that dress on to be seen and not commit murder, he shouldn't have a problem with this. So why does he look like he hates it?

Zoe: Lights!

[Piano music plays as Zoe picks up the microphone and takes center stage.]

Zoe: Falling in love again, never wanted to. What am I to do? I can't help it! Love's always been my game. Play it how I may. Ha-ha-ha! I was made that way, I can't help it!

[What started out as a sweet song suddenly turns vampy as Zoe dons a boa and gyrates in front of Aidan.]

Zoe: Men cluster to me like a moth around a flame, and if their wings burn, I know I'm not to blame. Falling in love again, never wanted to. What am I to do? I can't help it! Men cluster to me like moths around a flame, and if their wings burn, I know I'm not to blame.

[Throwing off the boa, Zoe loses all inhibitions and acts like a drunk stripper.]

Zoe: Ha-ha-ha! Falling in love again, never wanted to. What am I to do? I can't help it! Ha-ha-ha! I can't help it! I can't help it I can't help it!

Bianca: What the hell was that?

[Dance music plays]

Aidan: Looks like you didn't fool Bianca.

Bianca: What -- what is this? Answer me -- what are you doing here? Are you following me? Mocking me? Is this all a joke to you?

Zoe: I'm a woman of Fusion selling your products. How great is this makeup?

Bianca: So I was right -- this is all an act. You are cruel and completely heartless. You make me sick.

Kendall: Zach? Please don't shut me out. This affects the both of us, so please just let me help you.

Zach: I need you to leave, tonight. Please, I'm begging you. If I lose you, I don't know what --

Kendall: This is -- this is what I'm trying to tell you. You will not lose me, I promise you. You can't. No one can take me away from you.

Zach: You don't know that.

Kendall: I know that we are together and that we're strong, and I don't care what they do, I don't care what they try. Nothing will change this.

[Zach sighs]

Kendall: It's always only us.

Ryan: I mean, Zach has got a lot of enemies. And if Tad's right, then one of them killed my sister and now Kendall's at risk, as well, and not just because of Fusion anymore. So it's not unreasonable -- I mean, I have to know if my son's at risk.

Annie: Well, if you want me to, I could keep Spike here for the time being.

Ryan: Now, how did you know that that's what I was going to ask you?

Sean: Sit up. You want to look suspicious?

Colby: It's too late. We're dead.

Officer: We got a call there might be some suspicious activity going on in your car.

Driver: If my dispatch had called, I would've told them, but my radio was turned off.

Officer: Mr. Thomopoulos said he saw two people enter the limo that was meant for him.

Driver: You're not Thomplus?

Sean: It's Thomopoulos.

Officer: Him? He's a county supervisor. Can I see some IDs? Come on. Thank you. All right. Huh. Miss Chandler.

Colby: Happy New Year, Officer.

Officer: I thought I recognized you.

Colby: I'm sorry -- have we met?

Officer: I booked you when you jacked those cars.

Colby: Oh.

Officer: Mm-hmm. So Susan Borowitz and Ralph Simpson? Come on. Hand over the real IDs, kids. And that open bottle of champagne -- I'll take that there, too.

Sean: Uh -- are you having a good New Year's Eve, Officer?

Officer: Oh, just dandy. You two -- that's another story.

Bianca: You lying -- oh. You almost had me believing you.

Aidan: Believing what?

Zoe: Oh, don't mind her. It's obvious Bianca's had one too many mimosas. She's lost her sense of humor.

Bianca: You stupid --

Josh: What's the problem?

Bianca: Isn't it obvious?

Josh: Zarf?

Man: Zarf. It's really him.

Zoe: Oh. Nice work, Tom Cruise. You've gone and blown my cover. Ah! Had you going, didn't I? That was the idea.

Leslie: You ok? You ok?

Josh: Will you excuse us for a minute? What did that punk do to you?

Bianca: Nothing.

Josh: If he hurt you --

Bianca: It's not -- no, he didn't. It's -- it's -- it's all a joke to him, Zarf's way of getting a lesbian into bed.

Josh: Oh, he's dead.

Bianca: Stop -- stop it. Ok? Just let him have his fun -- it won't last. I don't give a damn about this campaign. First thing tomorrow, Zarf is history.

Aidan: Did you see the look in his eyes? He was afraid about something.

Di: Maybe he was embarrassed he got caught dressed as a woman.

Aidan: He's a rock star. He's worn crazier costumes than that one on tour.

Di: But he could be scared of bad publicity.

Aidan: Look, publicity sells CDs good or bad. No, when we busted him in that office, he panicked.

Di: Maybe he is our man.

Aidan: Well, we'll find out soon enough.

Zoe: All right, no more autographs tonight. Excuse me, coming through.

Woman: Oh.

Zoe: When was the last time I saw my Babe? Last year, wasn't it? Help me. Please help me.

Babe: Hey. What's going on?

Zoe: I'm dying. I need your help.

Babe: Ok. Come here, it's ok. Everything's going to be ok.

Zoe: It wasn't supposed to happen like this. How did this happen? Zoe's dying. I'm killing her.

Babe: And who's --

Zoe: I'm killing her.

Babe: Who is Zoe? Ok, look. Let's go, all right? Come on.

Josh: Hey, get your hands off of her.

Babe: Stay away from him.

Derek: Mr. Zarf? Or would you rather I called you something else?

Zoe: "Your Royal Highness" works. But it doesn't matter now. I'm not signing any more autographs tonight, my good man.

Derek: You don't seem to understand why I'm here, my good man.

Officer: Theft of services, attempted theft of services, underage consumption of alcoholic beverages, presenting false ID. You two really know how to ring in the new year, don't you.

Sean: Officer, can I just talk to you for a second?

Colby: No, if we --

Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you don't have one, the court will appoint one for you. You understand your rights as I've just read them to you?

Ryan: I mean, Zach and Kendall will do everything in their power for Spike. They love him -- they love him like crazy.

Annie: No, I know that.

Ryan: But I can't take any chances. Until I know that my son is safe, he stays with me.

Annie: It's the right thing to do, Ryan.

Ryan: It's going to kill Kendall.

Annie: Nothing is more important than protecting our kids.

Kendall: Please don't worry. This will all work out.

Zach: Yeah, I want that, too.

Kendall: We will have a very happy 2007. We will. Come on.

Zach: Cheers.

Kendall: Cheers.

Zoe: Contact my agent -- you can get his number through Fusion. I'll make sure he gets you concert tickets to the Policeman's Ball silent auction.

Derek: I'd like you to come down to the police station with us, Zarf.

Zoe: What for?

Derek: To answer some questions about the murders of Simone Torres and Erin Lavery.

Babe: It's ok. I'll come with you.

Josh: Oh, no, you don't, not without me.

Babe: Go to hell, Josh. Come on.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Ryan: I don't think this is the safest place for our son, Kendall, so he's not coming home yet.

Bianca (to Josh): I want to know what Kendall has roped you into doing for her. Oh, boy. I don't want to know, do I?

Zoe (to Derek): I confess. I am a stone killer.

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