AMC Transcript Thursday 10/12/06

All My Children Transcript Thursday 10/12/06

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Dixie: Annie, Emma and I were just playing.

Annie: Come on, sweetheart. I think I saw Kayla outside. It's time for duck duck goose, ok? So why don't you go find her? She's right out there, ok? Good girl.

Dixie: She's amazing.

Annie: How could you let her do this?

Krystal: I am so sorry, Annie. Dixie said that she thought Emma was her daughter.

Annie: She's my daughter. Why can't you get that through your head? What the hell are you doing here?

Dixie: David said that I could find you here.

Annie: So you came for me? To have a little chat, face to face? Or to terrorize my little girl?

David: No, Emma seemed fine to me.

Krystal: I made sure that she didn't upset her.

Annie: She's a kid. She doesn't know if somebody's stalking her. She doesn't even know what the word means.

David: No, it's nothing like that, I swear. Look, is it possible that we could just go someplace to talk?

Annie: Talk? To you? You have been following us for weeks. Why? Why did you pick us? Did you send this lunatic to come after me and my daughter this morning, too? Did he tell you to harass me?

Ryan: What is this? What game is this?

Bianca: Ah. Major Kane-fight flashback.

Kendall: Oh, my God. Binks, you are here! I can't believe you're here. You're really here! Oh, give me some lovin'. Do I love you. Ok, good. Now maybe you can talk some sense into this guy.

Bianca: Well, do you mind if I give him a hug first? My brand-new big brother. Welcome to a lifetime of Kane women.

J.R.: She was a cute kid.

Adam: Uh-huh.

J.R.: Especially before she could talk.

Adam: Yeah, she was magnificent. She -- she was so funny. And so -- so feisty. All those years I spent looking for her --

J.R.: She's back. She's definitely back.

Adam: All that time lost. She's not a little girl anymore. Who is Josh Madden, anyway? What, is he Ericaís somehow son?

J.R.: He's a jerk. His father stole Kate. Now Josh is after Colby.

Adam: Are you sure about that? Do you really think that he could do this? Seduce a teenager?

J.R.: He already went after Chief Fryeís daughter. He doesn't care how old or whose kid.

Adam: Oh. Oh, the things that I could have done to him. If --

J.R.: If what?

Adam: We know that Colby took the pregnancy test. That much we know.

J.R.: Because she thought that she was pregnant.

Adam: Yes. So either she was compromised -- which makes me want to tear the guy's head off -- or she is lying to protect some high school moron who's actually responsible for this. Now, which is it? Is she lying about who she was with?

Babe: I need you.

Adam: Is Colby lying?

J.R.: Is this because of Krystal and Babe?

Adam: No. It's because of me, my brain. I'm an adult male who genuinely appreciates exceptional adult females. I -- I don't get the appeal -- a grown man with a teenager? It's perverse.

J.R.: It's not about Colby, Dad, it's about us. It's about the Chandlers. He doesn't give a damn about Colby. He's not hot for her. He wants to get back at us, and -- and make sure that we never see it coming.

Adam: You sure about that? You sure about that? You -- and it's for revenge?

J.R.: The truth? I hope to God Colbyís lying. Because if she's not, she's paying for all sorts of stuff she had nothing to do with. Mom being cleared of Greg Maddenís murder. Me and that CD at ConFusion. I mean, Josh -- he hates us. He hates the whole world. He poisoned his own mother before he even knew who she was. He convinced that ditz Amanda that she was responsible for all of crazy Janetís attacks. He tried to get Jamie fired. And now he wants me. So he went after my kid sister. But nobody's made him pay yet. But that's all about to soon change.

Adam: Colby says that Josh called her Babe at a particular moment. Why would he do that? Is what everyone is saying true?

J.R.: Josh may have gone after Colby, but who he wants is Babe.

Babe: I hope your class can wait.

Sean: I'm all yours. You driving, or are we taking separate cars?

Babe: We can do this here.

Sean: Well, there's "can" and "should." But it's your call.

Babe: Tell me what happened the night of Colbyís Sweet 16.

Sean: Uh Ė dancing, Jordan Pruitt, dancing, Jesse -- party, cat fight, party, Coast Guard, yacht crash, ER, hangover. And the occasional hurl.

Babe: Nice. But I don't care about the beer or the accident. Tell me about Colby. What did she do, who was she with?

Sean: Stand closer. You haven't cut off her oxygen supply yet.

Babe: Hey.

Sean: Look, I can't help you.

Babe: You sure you don't want to rethink that answer?

Sean: Look, cops, insurance adjusters, uncle lawyer, and King Chandler -- let them fight it out.

Babe: But I'm not a cop, and I don't care about the boat. It's just you and me here. Just talk to me.

Sean: Look, it was a party. I assume you've been to one. Things happen.

Babe: So did you two just steer the boat, or did more go down? With the lights off? Or -- I don't know -- maybe the lights were on. I wasn't there, you were. What happened?

Sean: Are you looking for pointers? Because I don't get why you're asking me this.

Babe: Colby said that she had sex with someone, and she said that someone is a person that I know wouldn't go there.

Sean: Whoa. Way too much information. Sorry I asked.

Babe: And I also think the person that she did sleep with was at her Sweet 16, and you were her date.

Sean: Well, I was Syd's date, too. Why, you think we went three-way?

Babe: I'm not laughing. I need an answer. Did you two hook up or not?

Sean: Look, we -- we danced, we drank, we survived a yacht crash. Ok? Is that not enough for you? Because it was for me.

Babe: Ok, then who? Because you know.

Sean: Look, if Colby got busy, she didn't run to me and tell me. Ok? And if she did hook up, so what? She's basically a nice girl.

Babe: Yeah, who's trying to nail a decent man as her bed buddy. I won't let her do it.

Sean: Look, I have places to be.

Babe: Look, are you scared? Is that what this is?

Sean: Yeah, that's it.

Babe: You don't have to be. Look, if it was you, or whoever it was, all they have to do is come forward and admit they were with Colby. It's no big deal.

Sean: Look, I know 20 guys who would admit they bagged Colby, ok? Too bad it was in their dreams.

Babe: You, or whoever it was, I will cover your butt. As soon as you get the man off whose life is on the line.

Josh: So what, did Erica fly you in to play adorable little sis?

Bianca: How am I doing so far?

Josh: Well, she should have saved the plane fare. I'm on sibling overload right now.

Bianca: You know, the first time we met, you kidded me about being Ericaís golden child. And then we met again at the hospital, when we weren't sure if Kendall was going to make it. I heard a lot of rotten things about you. But you're my brother now. And here I find you going at it with my sister. I got to tell you, for her to go after you like that, it must mean she really cares.

Kendall: See? Bianca can tell. So what's your problem?

Josh: What, with you trying to run my life? How about the whole "my life" detail?

Kendall: Bianca, warn him, please?

Bianca: About what?

Kendall: About the dangers of messing with Babe Chandler.

Josh: Ok, that's it. We're done.

Kendall: No. No, no, no, no. You're going to stay right here, and you're going to let Bianca fill you in on that bottle-blonde soul-sucker.

Bianca: Ok, how about we just start with "Wow, we're related. How cool is that?"

Kendall: Well, that -- that can wait. This Babe issue is time sensitive.

Josh: And I'm still not listening.

Bianca: Kendall, Babe and I aren't about to have a play date or anything, but it's not like we're mortal enemies.

Kendall: Do you want your brother sleeping with that skank?

Ryan: Tad told me that you would back off. Now here you are, harassing a 4-year-old girl. You said it wouldn't happen again, Dixie.

David: Tad doesn't control Dixie, and neither do you. She has every right to be here.

Annie: If I hadn't come back to drop off Emmaís snack --

Krystal: I had my eye on your little girl the whole time.

Ryan: Right, except for when you let a complete stranger talk to her, I guess.

Krystal: Dixie is not a stranger. And she said that the little girl might be Tadís.

Annie: So you just said "sure thing. Have at it"? What was her next thing move? Let them -- let them take her home, out of the country?

Erin: No, I'm sorry -- you let somebody approach one of our kids?

Krystal: Approach --

Erin: Emma?

Krystal: Approach, yes. Dixie wanted to talk to her.

Dixie: I would never hurt that child.

Annie: Oh, you'll never get the chance.

Erin: Annie, I want to say I'm so sorry. If I --

Annie: Hi, sweetheart. Hi. What's wrong? Huh?

Emma: You want to play duck duck goose?

Annie: Oh, sweetie, Mommy can't play duck duck goose right now, but, I mean, Erin can, at home. She can take you right now, all right?

Erin: Right. Sounds like big, fun plans --

Annie: Yes.

Erin: For a big, fun afternoon. Just us girls, huh?

Annie: I'll see you later, ok, and give you lots of kisses, ok?

Emma: Ok.

Annie: Ok.

Erin: Bye-bye.

Annie: Oh, wait a second. Oh. Ok? Thank you.

Erin: Bye. Bye.

Ryan: So what exactly did you say to Dixie to get her back here? And I'm just -- I'm really trying to understand here, Hayward. Why?

Annie: I don't want to know, I just want it over.

Dixie: I just had to see her. To find out.

Annie: To find out what? If she'd ever heard the word "adopted" before? Emma is not adopted. She is my biological, in-my-belly, in-my-arms-since-birth daughter.

Dixie: Look, I'm not insane. I'm not irrational, ok? I didn't pick your child for no reason.

Ryan: No, Hayward did that for you.

David: All right, please, just -- just hear her out. Look, if it's a problem, me being here, I'll be happy to walk away.

Dixie: Yeah, maybe the two of us could just go somewhere and talk in private?

Annie: No way in hell. Stay away from my kid, both of you. And if I'm not making myself clear enough, I'll have the cops make my point for me.

Dixie: Will you tell them about Dr. Madden? What you and Emma have to do with him?

Babe: You seem like a decent guy, so do the decent thing. Please, just give me a name.

Sean: Sydney.

Babe: Sydney is no help. That's why I came here to you.

Sean: No, Sydney and I have a date. You ready to grab that coffee?

Sydney: I have been waiting all day. Later, ladies.

Colby: Are you demented? High school is like walking blogs -- everyone's business blasted to the world. And now, you make sure Sean knows that your pervy little pal, Josh, got in bed with me.

Babe: It never happened.

Colby: Oh, because you say so?

Babe: Because I know so.

Colby: Are you mad that I'm back, Babe? Is that why you keep on coming after me? Tanking me with Sean? Making me look like a slut and a nut job?

Babe: Ruining an innocent man's life makes you a nut job. And a nasty little bitch.

Colby: You got it, Babe. But you're the nasty little slut. Because you know for sure that Josh didn't sleep with me. Because you slept with him. Now why don't you run and go tell my dad and J.R. that?

Adam: You marry a beautiful woman, some man will want her. The question is, will he have her?

J.R.: Josh is a hard-luck case. I mean, you know Babe. She has a thing for losers and strays.

Adam: Well, yeah, that pity streak landed her in a plane crash in the ocean.

J.R.: Yeah, but nothing happened. He makes a move on Babe, she shuts him down every time.

Adam: You shut him down. Forbid Babe to see him.

J.R.: Yeah, yeah, that'll work. Yeah, let me know how it works with your Carey wife.

Adam: Yeah, you got a point there. Krystal and Babe are certain -- they seem certain that Colbyís lying. Why?

J.R.: I wish she was. If that freak touched her because of me or because of Babe --

Adam: Yeah, well, as much as it pains me to think of him anywhere near her, I hope she's telling the truth, for your sake.

J.R.: My sake? I mean, whether it was Josh or some pizza-faced high schooler, I'm still going to have to pound someone's head.

Adam: All right, fine. Well, how convenient it would be if that head were Josh Maddenís head. He's the one that's after the woman you love. Colby's accusation serves us very well. It'd be very difficult for Josh to seduce Babe from behind prison bars.

Dixie: Emma's picture was in Greg Maddenís storage space. There must be a reason. That man took my child, and he gave her to another family. Do you have any idea how that feels? To know that my child is out there and has no idea how much I love her and how much I want her back?

Annie: Look at you, all waiting. Expecting me to just say she's yours, you can have her.

Dixie: Just tell me why Emmaís picture was --

Annie: No, I don't have to answer you. I don't have to talk to you. You said they'd leave me alone.

Ryan: And they will. And I'm going to handle it, so why don't you -- why don't you go home to Emma?

Dixie: Well, don't -- wait a second. Ok, look, she doesn't understand. Look, I'm not trying to hurt you.

Ryan: Just -- just go and lock the door, and I'll be there soon, ok? All right.

Annie: Stay away from us. I'll have you arrested before you ever see Emmaís face again.

Ryan: What was that? What was that? What -- what was that at BJís? Were you just trying to, like, sort of play me, so that I'd think you'd back off, so that you could roll over her here? Or did you -- did you put her up to this, Hayward?

Dixie: Look, Ryan, I just wanted to talk to her. That's it.

Ryan: Just so you know, her name is Emma. She's not Kate.

Dixie: "My daddy is not my daddy" -- that is what that little girl just said.

Ryan: Ok. Ok. You deserve to find Kate. You really do, Dixie, but not like this. Not like this. I'll help you, even. I'll do what I can to help you. I'll even go as far as to find out what I can about Emmaís background.

David: Great, great. You've done a damn good job so far. You let her walk out the door, twice.

Ryan: Look, just thinking all this -- just out of curiosity -- I'm trying to figure it out. I -- is this so that you can sort of lead Dixie around and look like the hero, even if it means tormenting a young woman and her daughter? Is that what it is?

David: If she has a little girl she's not supposed to have, yes. That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Ryan: Ok, you -- he's scum. I mean, you know that, right, Dixie? He's scum. Anything he does is to get something that he wants. I want you to know that.

Krystal: I asked you if you were for real. And so help me, if you lied to me --

David: The only way that Dixie is going to find peace in this situation is to be reunited with her little girl. Why are you both trying to stand in the way of that?

Ryan: Because you are tormenting a young child. You're a disease, Hayward.

David: You know something? You're both right. I'm evil. I'm vicious. And yes, I have a score to settle with most of the people in this town I should have settled a long time ago. Now, that little girl, who happens to be the same age as Kate, who also had her picture in Maddenís file -- and who also, by her own admission, is not biologically related to her father -- now, she couldn't possibly be Kate. Is that what you're telling me? And what is your proof of that? Oh, let me see. What is it again? Oh, yes, this is it. She can't be Kate, because I'm a jerk. Give me a break. You know something? I am an idiot for trying to help. I'm going to squelch that impulse next time.

Ryan: No, no. No, no, no, no. No, you do not get to walk away yet.

Bianca: Wow. You and -- and Babe? Wow.

Kendall: Yeah. Kind of makes you want to loofa your eyeballs, doesn't it?

Bianca: Kendall, did you forget to tell me that Babe divorced J.R.?

Kendall: I can't tell you what didn't happen.

Josh: You know what? Stop with the sister act, or I'm out of here. You know what? I'm out of here anyway.

Bianca: No, no, wait. Please, stop. I'm -- this is, you know, surprising.

Kendall: Not to mention nauseating.

Josh: Will you check your schedule and please tell me when you plan on blowing up my life?

Kendall: What, like push you in Babeís arms again?

Josh: Like tell J.R. about me and Babe, so you can stick it to Babe yet again.

Bianca: No, Kendall wouldn't do that.

Josh: Are you jet-lagged or are you deluded? Because your loving sister would tank your life if she could screw over Babe.

Bianca: Listen, you don't understand Kendall, not yet. Kendall, tell him that you'll stay out of this.

Kendall: You are jet-lagged.

Bianca: Kendall, come on! Tell Josh that you realize that you have no business telling anyone about him and Babe, especially J.R.

Kendall: Our brother has been to the dark side. Do you want him to go there again?

Bianca: Do you want to lose the brother you just found?

Kendall: Fine. Fine. Great. Ok, you win. All right? But if you pull this whole two-against-one thing again --

Josh: What? You'll go to Mom? Excuse me while I throw up.

Kendall: You know what? I -- I don't need to go after Babe, because being Babe is punishment enough. And doing Babe? Oh -- ugh. Ok, I got to go. I've got --

Bianca: Kendall, don't go away mad.

Josh: No, just go away.

Kendall: You know, you think that you can mouth off just because Bianca has your back? Well, you're right, damn it.

Bianca: I -- I won't tell, either, if that's what you're thinking.

Josh: No, what I was thinking was, you just shut down Kendall Hart Slater. How the hell did you do that?

J.R.: You know, you're like one of those little red-suited devils on my shoulder.

Adam: My pitchfork's in the shop.

J.R.: Whispering to me "Go on. Be the -- the old J.R. Put another innocent man behind bars --"

[J.R. sighs]

J.R.: "Just to get him out of your face."

Adam: It's Babeís face that I'm worried about. There is nothing innocent about Josh Madden.

J.R.: And you think that she's lying. And now, you got me thinking. We got no proof that Josh touched Colby.

Adam: No. And no proof he didnít. Proof isn't our problem. We leave that to the police.

J.R.: So what are you telling me? Are you telling me to do nothing? To back off?

Adam: I'm telling you that Josh Madden has harmed this family one way or another. So, all we have to do is sit back, keep our doubts to ourselves, and let justice give this interloper what's coming to him.

Colby: Try it. Lie to me like you lied to my brother. Tell me that you didn't nail Josh the night I said he nailed me.

Babe: How did you get such a sick mind at such a young age?

Colby: It must have been all those bad influences. Like when you and Jamie hid out with my mom and me when you stole my brother's baby.

Babe: That is history. And J.R. and I are together again.

Colby: Oh, yeah, I must have forgot that little detail when I heard you admit to Krystal that you did it with Josh.

Babe: Am I being punished for something that I don't even know that I did?

Colby: No. You are supposed to love my brother and make him happy. But no, instead, you're having sex with a guy he hates, and a guy that hates him right back. And you still act like you're better than me.

Babe: We used to dress up like twins. Hang out and giggle. But you actually hate me.

Colby: Think maybe it's because you took my whole family away when I was playing dodge the PIs with Mom? Or maybe it's because your mama has Daddy wrapped as tight as you have J.R. Oh, and here's the best part. Krystal's knocked up.

Babe: My mama loves Adam, and that baby is --

Colby: Is Krystalís platinum card for the next 18 years. Daddy and J.R. are men. They see a push-up bra, and they can't think straight. So I'm going to do it for them. You and your mama better stay out of our lives, or your lover, Josh, is going to go to prison. Your truth or my version. Either way, I win.

Ryan: You've hurt people that I care about before. You do it again, and you got to answer to me.

David: I'm so scared, I think I'm going to go home and take a nap.

Krystal: Still think it's true?

Dixie: I don't know.

Krystal: I know I'm not your first choice for a confidante, but here I am.

Dixie: Yeah, here you are. You're here, Davidís a liar, and I'm obviously desperate, or else why would I listen to anything that he'd have to say?

[Krystal chuckles]

Krystal: Well, it's not the first time it's happened, usually with lots of regret. Still the possibility of your little girl --

Dixie: Oh. What if it isn't Kate? If I'm stalking a woman and her child, scaring them for no reason --

Krystal: Well, I'd say you have a reason.

Dixie: Yeah, sure -- obsession, guilt. I want my baby back. I want to hold her and raise her and tell her that I never wanted to let her go. And Tad -- he never asked for this. He never signed her away like I did.

Krystal: You made a mistake.

Dixie: Yeah, I did, a big one, and Tadís still paying. You know Tad lives for his kids. I just feel that if he knew our daughter was alive and safe, he might be able to breathe again. He might be able to relax. Do you understand?

Erin: Whatever happened at the Center, we can work this out.

Annie: They want her. They want Emma, and they can't have her. How much cash do you have?

Erin: Look, I -- I don't know. Let me take a look.

Annie: It'll have to be enough. Look, I need you and Jamal to do what you do, Erin.

Erin: Oh.

Annie: Emma and I have to disappear.

Josh: What, you got blackmail on Kendall? Maybe a control chip in her head? You say a special code word, she does what you say?

Bianca: Just don't let her hear you say that she's a pushover. It's love, Josh. Kendall and I love each other, one of the great cosmic loves of my life.

Josh: Bianca, you're hurting my brain. Kendall and love?

Bianca: I -- I know. It wasn't always so easy -- pretty much sucked. And Kendall and Mom -- kind of like what you're going through now.

Josh: What, did you get all the gory details, phone calls from Erica and Kendall?

Bianca: Uh -- yeah. Families do that.

Josh: Gossip?

Bianca: Communicate, and help. I would help you right now if you just told me what you need.

Josh: The help I need won't come from you.

Bianca: You sure about that?

Josh: Well, you said Babe wasn't your mortal enemy. That doesn't mean that you don't hate her. If I have to choose between Babe and you --

Bianca: You'll choose the woman you love.

Josh: You think I'm a jackass?

Bianca: What, for loving Babe? Loving Babe is easy to do -- I know that firsthand. And she loves a lot in return. But sometimes all that love can swamp her common sense and make her do things that can break your heart, and I know that, too.

Josh: Well, my heart's intact.

Bianca: Good. I hope it stays that way. But, you know, I've had enough hassles in my life over who I love. I'm not about to dish it out.

Josh: Well, good. Then we're set.

Bianca: Um -- not exactly. Don't forget your common sense, too. You're sleeping with J.R.ís wife. If he finds out -- you don't like to make it easy on yourself, do you?

Babe: Are the orders from Laceyís in yet?

Kendall: Did you really come to work or are you planning on having a nooner? Because my brother's a little busy trying to figure out how not to get stabbed in prison.

Babe: I won't let Josh go to prison.

Kendall: Hmm. So many men, so much confusion. Let me help you out there. We're talking about Josh, not J.R. J.R.ís the one you got out of attempted murder. Josh is the one you let the cops charge.

Babe: I know that you don't want to trust me.

Kendall: What gave me away?

Babe: And I know that this would be the perfect way to hurt me and J.R.

Kendall: Yes, with a nice little pink ribbon on top. I'll send you a thank-you note.

Babe: But I won't let Josh go to prison for something he didn't do. Please, just trust me, Kendall. Let me handle this my own way.

J.R.: Since when do we hug?

Colby: It was awful, J.R.

J.R.: What was?

Colby: Babe. She cornered me at school -- at school where all the kids and teachers and janitors could listen. She accused me of lying about Josh and made sure everybody knew that I lost my v-card.

J.R.: I seriously doubt that she said that.

Colby: Like I don't already have enough trouble at a new school. Now everybody knows that that freak scammed me into bed, and my sister-in-law thinks I'm a liar. I came home, J.R. ran away from Mom, because I missed you and Daddy, and I wanted us to be a family again. Biggest mistake of my life. You know, now that I --

J.R.: Stop it. Now stop it, Colby.

Colby: Now you care? Because Josh got to me?

J.R.: Stop it because it's a big waste of time. I'm not Dad. I know that you're lying. Catch up here, Colby. You blackmailed me for Greg Maddenís murder. I was innocent, you lied. You told me that Babe slept with Josh. She was innocent, you lied. Do you see this pattern here? Do you see how this works? You whine, therefore you lie.

Colby: This is so sick, like I would lie. Let people think I -- you think this is fun for me, don't you?

J.R.: Almost as fun as Jamie and I peeling you off of Doc Dillweed's face in the on-call room. Subtle, you're not.

Colby: This is the truth. He did it. Josh did it. I didn't tell you at first --

J.R.: All right, you know what? Save it, Colby. You're missing the whole point anyway -- I'm not looking for your excuses. I just wanted to say thank you.

Babe: Can you do that? Can you back off and let me handle Josh and -- and not tell J.R.?

Kendall: Back off? Honey, I see you and all I want to do is back away. As far as you cheating on that loser you call hubby, it's all you. I'm out.

Babe: Thank you. And I know I can get Josh out of this.

Kendall: Yeah, well, you damn well better, and you know it. You owe us, you owe the Kanes big. Now, this is your shot. If you blow it, that's it.

Babe: I wonít.

Kendall: If you blow this, your life blows up with it. You can count on that.

Babe: Kendall, you don't need to threaten me. I care about Josh.

Kendall: Oh, ok. Will you stop grossing me out here, please, and just let me talk? You repulse me. You disgust me. I can think of several thousand women who are much less disgusting than you that Josh could pick, but for some odd reason, he picked you. So if you hurt him --

Babe: I wonít. Kendall, believe me, I won't, and you have enough things to worry about. This is one thing you can cross off your list -- I mean, with everything with the trial -- how are things with Zach since then?

Kendall: You -- you want me to tell you how things are? Do you think we're bonding here? God, you are so stupid.

Krystal: How does this work, huh? You wanting to give Tad the world after he tries to send you up for murder?

Dixie: Um -- I don't want to talk about -- I don't want to talk about what Tad did. Listen -- Krystal, wait. Just -- maybe, maybe that little girl is Emma, ok, but she might be Kate. And if she is --

Adam: Well, how's my little mother today?

Dixie: Mother?

Krystal: You really didn't need to pick me up, but here I am, and I am ready to go, so --

Adam: Yes. I intend to be one of those tiresome fathers present from conception to delivery, pampering you every inch of the way.

Krystal: TMI, honey.

Dixie: You're pregnant?

Adam: Oh, yes. Oh, yes. As smooth and svelte -- three months pregnant. Hmm? Glorious, isn't she?

[Adam chuckles]

Erin: Jamal is helping a mother and her two kids in Mexico, and I -- I just don't know when he'll be back, but let me help you.

Annie: No, no, no, there's no time. I'll just call from the road. If I keep Emma moving, I keep her away from those lunatics.

Erin: But you're safe, but you're safe here. Both of you are safe here, so just give me a little bit of time, Annie. I can work something out.

Annie: You want to help me?

Erin: Yes!

Annie: Give me your car keys. Someone wants to take my child away, Erin. This is what you do, your mission in life.

Erin: Ok.

Annie: I'm going to -- I'll pack the car and come back for Emma. Just tell her that -- that Mommy has a fun trip planned for us today.

Erin: Annie -- oh, I --

Ryan: Oh, wait -- no, no, no, no. No, you and Emma are staying here.

Josh: J.R. is a punk, Bianca, who goes after women and even then doesn't have the guts to do it to their faces. I know he -- he drugged Babe, your fall in Florida, and the whole world knows what he tried to do to Babe and did to Kendall instead.

Bianca: And you want to take him head-on?

Josh: For Babe, as often as I have to until he gets the hint.

Bianca: Does she love you?

Josh: What, is this where you go all Kendall on me? Your head going to do a 360?

Bianca: She loves you.

Josh: Look, between Babe and J.R., where do you come down?

Bianca: Whew. Babe has hurt me and everyone I love, and the regret just bleeds out of her until you just never want to hear ďIím sorryĒ again.

Josh: What about J.R.?

Bianca: Too cold-hearted to apologize and wouldnít mean it if he did.

Josh: Then you can help me, Bianca. Talk Babe into leaving J.R. to be with me.

J.R.: I owe you big, little sister.

Colby: I donít get it.

J.R.: Josh was all over Babe. We needed to make Josh disappear. Itís like you read my mind. You know, you might make a decent Chandler after all. Letís see if you can pull this off, or if you break under pressure Ė I mean, cop to the truth.

Colby: I knew you were cool. Actually, I didnít, but I hoped and Ė Oh, my God, you are so welcome. So what if Josh didnít touch me? He still deserves this, right?

[As Colby hugs J.R., Babe walks into the room.]

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Krystal (to Dixie): You saw Tad and me, and you want to know if this baby is his.

Dixie: Is it?

Bianca (to Josh): You want me to convince Babe to blow up her own marriage?

Josh: Brother and sister working together -- it's a beautiful thing.

Babe (to Colby): It ends now.

Colby: Go ahead, Babe. End it.

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