All My Children Transcript Tuesday 10/10/06
Provided By Boo
Proofread by Gisele
Krystal: Oh. Would you just wait five minutes? I know my body says "Ready to face the day," but my brain is still with Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod. I was up half the night talking Adam off the ceiling.
Babe: Ok, good. Now you can talk me off of it. Colby is lying about Josh seducing her. He was making love to me that night, Mama, and Colby knows it.
Krystal: Well, if Josh is ready to alibi himself, the whole world is going to know it.
Josh: I am very clear about the events of that night. I stayed late at Fusion. I finished up a project with my boss, Babe Chandler. And I can account for every minute after we finished working.
Colby: I was sort of out of it. I almost drowned the night before, so I only remember things in bits and pieces, like through a fog. I don't remember exactly what happened the day of, but as the night went on, things got much, much clearer. And -- the time that I spent with Dr. Josh, I remember that part really well.
J.R.: Look who's here. What happened? Josh realize he was so far in over his head, he was so desperate that he had to reach out to his new mommy and daddy?
Jeff: Josh didn't call us, J.R. Babe did.
Erica: Where is Josh?
Adam: He's being interrogated for violating an innocent child.
Erica: Oh, please, Adam. Hasn't this gone far enough? Stop it, just stop persecuting my son.
Derek: I'm waiting, Josh. You said you could account for every minute after you finished your work, so let's have it. What did you do and who can corroborate it?
Babe: Josh would never sell me out, Mama.
Krystal: I know he doesn't want to.
Babe: He promised me that he would never tell J.R. what happened between us.
Krystal: Well, honey, it's one thing not telling J.R., but not telling the cops, who are threatening somebody of statutory rape? That's a whole nother ball of wax.
Babe: Not Josh. He would never do it. He would never -- never sell me out like that.
Krystal: Oh, honey. I hope you're right. I mean, I would like to think that he is decent and trustworthy, but you know as well as I do some men can be snakes.
David: Well, here we are. How long have you been waiting for this moment, Dixie? Dreaming about it? I can't tell you how much it means to me to be the one to take you there, to do this for you, to make all your dreams come true. So, you ready to see your little girl? I know where she is right now, Dixie. I know whom Kate is with and what she's doing. She is so close. I can bring you to her in a matter of minutes.
Ryan: Cobwebs -- that's what you ordered. Did you order cobwebs? Oh, no? You didn't?
David: Did you hear what I said, Dixie? I know where Kate is right now. I can bring you to her.
Dixie: Yeah, I heard you.
David: So why aren't you on cloud nine? Why aren't you dragging me out the door to get to her?
Dixie: Because I've been through this before, David. I've gotten my hopes up, told myself that this time I was going to see my child, only to find out that it was a -- a lie.
David: This is no lie, Dixie. I showed you the proof last night. Kate is out there right now, waiting to be reunited with her mother. So what are we waiting for?
[Music plays at BJ’s]
Ryan: What did the bedspread say to the sheet?
Ryan: "I got you covered." You know, "I got you covered," bedspread?
Annie: He could do this all day. You do know that, right?
Ryan: Oh, I'm sorry. Did somebody say that they want me to do this all day?
Annie: No, please.
Ryan: Because, you know, it's not -- what do I think? I think the little lady said that and it's all about what the little lady wants.
Annie: Well, what about what the big lady wants?
Ryan: No, I'm sorry, ok? I got another, a good one right here. You ready? This is a good one. It goes like this -- knock, knock. Knock, knock.
Emma: Who's there?
Emma: "Dishes" who?
Ryan: Dishes the police!
Ryan: Stick 'em up, stick 'em up, stick 'em up, stick 'em up!
Kendall: Hey, guys.
Ryan: Hey -- oh, hey!
Ryan: Oh, my God. Look who's here. Look who it is -- it's Prince Spike here to see the Princess Emma. Come on.
Annie: Kendall, you're just in time.
Annie: Good news -- we're going to be one big, happy family.
Singer: ¯ Turns out to be who you're looking for ¯
Dixie: I asked Tad to come here.
David: Oh. What, are you insane?
Tad: No. If you're here, I'd say we've pretty much got that covered.
Dixie: If you really found Kate, Tad has a right to know.
Tad: Yeah, absolutely, so let's just cut to the pertinent details so we can move on, huh?
David: I'm not telling you a damn thing. Dixie, what are you thinking? You've been aching to -- to be reunited with your little girl for how long? And now the moment finally avails itself for you to get her back, and you want to share that moment with this vindictive sleazeball?
Tad: You're calling me "vindictive," the prince of an eye for an eye?
David: He tried to get you locked away for life. Why would you bring him in on this?
Dixie: Because I lost Kate the first time, because I kept Tad in the dark. If the little girl you've found really is our daughter, I will not make that mistake again.
David: Oh, my --
Dixie: I will not keep Kate from Tad twice.
David: How many chances are you going to give this jackass? Enough is enough already!
Tad: You know what's amazing -- I was just saying the same thing about you.
Tad: I'm sure that this -- this little Kate reunion is just as bogus as the last one you tried to set up, but on the off chance, on the one-in-a-million chance that it's legit, I'm her father. I have a right to know where she is.
Dixie: So, David, just tell us.
Tad: You don't have a choice in the matter.
David: I don't have a choice? Oh, you -- you've got to be kidding, right? You're forgetting something, Martin -- I'm the only one in this room that actually knows where Kate is. And although I may have suffered a momentary lapse of benevolence, I could just as easily go back to my original plan.
Dixie: David, don't.
David: You know, how many times have you told me over the years to keep my mouth shut, huh? Well, this could be your lucky day, Martin. You finally pushed me too far! I just might keep Kate’s whereabouts all to myself!
Emma: I like his shirt.
Rachael: Well, you know, Spike is one of the stylinest babies in Pine Valley.
Ryan: Oh. What can you say -- young love, you know?
Annie: I know.
Ryan: I guess it was good that we prearranged their marriage.
Kendall: Yeah, well, as charming as this late-night betrothal sounds, don't you think Emma’s a little old for Spike?
Ryan: What? Oh, no. No, older woman's great. I mean, you know, Emma can show Spike the ropes, I mean, especially -- and this is perfect -- because she's so incredibly smart. Do you have any idea what her nighttime reading is? It's the US tax code, Kendall. Brilliant, smart, beautiful -- I mean, you know, that's exactly the kind of girl I'd want Spike to fall for.
Annie: True, but I don't know if we should tell them about their future betrothal for, you know, at least another 20 years. Give them some time to sow their wild oats?
Ryan: What? Oh, no. No, no, you got to do it right away, as soon as they can understand, because we can't jeopardize the kingdom -- you know, the kingdom, of marshmallows --
Ryan: And hot chocolate --
Ryan: Unless they fall in love with somebody else, that's all.
Ryan: It's a joke.
Kendall: Well, Spike won't have any problem finding love. He's gorgeous. He's -- he's perfect, he's -- he's a total catch. He will have his pick of women, guaranteed.
Ryan: Kendall? You're supposed to laugh.
Singer: ¯ I don't see ¯
Josh: How any of you can take Colby seriously is a mystery. She is 16 years old. How sick do you think I am?
Colby: Dr. Josh was so sweet and convincing. He could tell that I was scared, and he said that he'd take care of me. It's the only reason why I went back to his hotel room.
Josh: After Babe and I finished up the Fusion project, I went home alone. I spent the rest of the night there by myself. I left Fusion alone. I drove to the Valley Inn alone. I went to my room alone. I went to bed alone, and that's exactly how I spent my night.
Colby: I could tell you exactly how the night went. Dr. Josh took me back to his room and gave me some soup to eat. And then he offered me a drink, but I said I couldn't -- I wasn't 21. He said the brandy would calm me down and relax me. So, I had a little. After all, he is a doctor. And then he told me I could take a shower. And when I came out of the shower, the lights were dim, which was kind of weird at first, but he told me that I didn't have to be scared and that he would protect me. Then he told me I had a beautiful body. And that's when he started taking off his clothes. All night long, he told me that he'd take care of me, make everything better, and make sure I was safe. But by the end of the night, I figured out that all he wanted was to have sex with me, which he did. And that is exactly how the night went. I swear. I will sign whatever you need me to sign.
Josh: Every word I told you is the God’s honest truth. I did not lay a finger on Colby Chandler. If you want me to sign something, I will.
Adam: Your son took advantage of a scared, confused young girl, and I'm going to see to it he suffers the consequences.
Erica: No, Adam. I have seen Colby since she came back. She's Liza the sequel. She's just as spoiled, just as nasty as Liza was.
J.R.: Do you think that excuses him from what he did to her?
Erica: Look, if something really did happen to Colby, I am truly sorry. But, J.R., you know better than anyone that if Josh was foolish enough to go to bed with a Chandler, it sure as heck wouldn't be Colby.
Adam: Meaning what?
Jeff: No, let's just not get into this and wait for Josh --
J.R.: No, meaning the woman that he is after is my wife.
Babe: Josh turned down Colby once before when she came on to him, and then he found her in the tunnels, blew her cover, so she hates him for that. Then she tried narc'ing on us about sleeping together to J.R., and he didn't buy it, so she hates me for that. Colby is all about payback, and this is how she's going to get it.
Krystal: Can't you just say that you two were working late that night, that Josh stepped into another office when J.R. showed? I mean, you'd give him an alibi without copping to the romance.
Babe: I would do it in a heartbeat if I could, but J.R. didn’t exactly find me crunching numbers. He found my clothes in the office and -- and me naked in a kiddie pool on the roof. Look, I know we'll talk about that later, but I told J.R. that Josh had left hours ago. If I suddenly change my story, I've as good as confessed to the whole affair.
Krystal: There has got to be some way to blow Josh out of the hot seat without blowing your marriage out of the water.
Babe: If there were, I would do it, but there's nothing. Wait -- there might be a way.
J.R.: You think I don't know how Josh feels about my wife? He's had the hots for her since the first day that they met.
Erica: Only because your wife threw herself at him.
J.R.: She was nice to him, something that slime like Josh is not used to. I mean, the rest of us, we -- we see him for the smarmy trash that he really is. She befriended him, and now he's so obsessed she can't shake him.
Jeff: Let's go, Erica. We're here for Josh, not to get into it with J.R. and Adam.
Adam: Take her away, please, as far away as possible.
Erica: J.R., you are delusional, and you are giving that trampy wife of yours far too much credit.
J.R.: You know, it must drive you nuts that your son is so fixated on my wife, he has to go after my 16-year-old sister. Do you know -- do you know what Josh called Colby while he was committing statutory rape? He called her "Babe." That's how twisted Josh is.
Erica: You know what is twisted -- twisted is your defending your wife. Babe looks at Josh like he's her next dessert. Believe me, if Josh was interested in Babe, she'd be all over him in a heartbeat.
Josh: Shut up, Erica. This isn't about Babe.
Adam: No, it's about you and your depravity.
Josh: Is this the only way you know how to come at me? Have your little sister lie for you?
J.R.: You know, I think it's pretty obvious to not only me and everyone else who the real liar is.
Josh: Take your best shot. It won't work.
Colby: You said you'd take care of me. You said I could trust you. I thought you were my friend, that I'd be safe with you, but you used me.
Adam: It's all right, sweetheart. They're not going to get away with it. How demented are you to come on to a girl in traumatic shock?
Erica: Derek, tell me this is one of those hidden-camera shows, and you're all in on the gag.
Derek: This is as real as it gets, unfortunately.
Erica: Adam, your daughter is delusional or she's psychotic. But either way, she needs serious psychiatric help.
Colby: Daddy, did you just hear what she said to me? No one believes me. I didn't do anything wrong and everyone's making me look like the bad guy!
Adam: How dare you accuse my daughter of lying. This child was violated. She was taken against her --
Jeff: Adam, I've heard just about enough out of you. My son is not a predator!
Erica: You are really taken in by these crocodile tears? Are you kidding? Colby, you tell Derek the truth.
Derek: Would everyone just shut the hell up?
Babe: Five minutes. That's all we need.
Sydney: Actually, I'm sorry, but I do not even have five minutes. I am running so late right now.
Krystal: You do not have to be at school yet, and we need some answers now.
Sydney: Well, if it's about the house, you should probably just ask Aunt Winnie, because I just do what she tells me.
Babe: We need the truth before Colby does damage she can't take back.
Krystal: And we are counting on you to tell it to us.
Tad: I knew it, I knew it. I told you. I mean, he has no idea where Kate is. This is just one more pathetic attempt to get you into bed. What'd you have lined up, a five-star hotel? Hmm? Your cabin in the woods? Why don't you just check into a nice bed and breakfast upstate, something a little cozier than the last place you dragged her off to?
David: Oh, yeah, that's a great strategy, Martin. Go ahead, keep spouting off. You think I'm going to sit back and take it? Forget it. I mean, you -- you've got some nerve accusing me of playing Dixie? I was in that courtroom, Martin. I heard how much you hate her for giving away your little girl. So why are you really here, huh? I mean, are you really here to play nice or is this just an act so you can steal Kate from under Dixie’s nose?
Dixie: No, stop it.
David: No, no. I am not going to stand by and let him attack me anymore without doing anything. This battle's been a long time coming.
Tad: You know what they say, Dave -- you play with squirrels, somebody's going to steal your nuts.
Dixie: Oh, come -- yes.
David: Oh, that's so funny.
Dixie: Very funny. Ok, really, that's enough. I don't think he's messing with us, ok? These are pictures of the little girl David claims is our daughter.
Tad: Where'd you get these?
Dixie: This one I got out of Greg Madden’s storage space and this one is a picture David took a few weeks ago. You can see for yourself, Tad. It's the same little girl in both pictures.
Kendall: Ok. So nice to see you, Emma.
Kendall: You want to say bye to Spikey? Say -- wave "Bye-bye, Spikey."
Emma: Bye, Spike.
Ryan: Bye, Spike! I'll see you later.
Annie: All right.
Emma: See you later.
Kendall: See you later. Bye.
Annie: All right. Come on.
Ryan: Ok. Ho, ho.
Annie: Cut you some of these bacon --
Emma: Where was the bacon I was eating?
Ryan: Yeah, that's great.
Annie: Hold on.
Dixie: Look at her blonde hair. It's as light as J.R.’s was at that age. And those eyes -- you said she'd have my eyes, Tad. She does. And her nose --
Annie: Ooh, yeah. Here we go. Hold on. Ok, ready? Ok. Ok. Oh! These are your pancakes. Your pancakes -- ready?
Dixie: If you put this picture next to one of Jamie at the same age, they look so much alike. Not only that, but David did a DNA test. I think he's telling the truth this time, Tad. I think this might be our little girl.
Tad: DNA test?
Tad: How the hell did you pull a DNA test?
David: Hmm. Boy, that figures. You've already forgotten, huh? You caught me alone in your house, remember, Columbo?
Tad: You said you were looking for proof that I was railroading Dixie.
David: I lied. I went there to steal your toothbrush.
Tad: No. No way. Not a chance. Look, if you think I'm going to put any stock in a DNA test that you polled, you've been playing around with that little chemistry set of yours too long. We can't, I'm sorry. I know how badly you want to believe. I do, too, but we got -- we got to consider the source.
Dixie: No, I agree.
David: Wait a minute, Dixie. I mean, come on. You know this isn't a lie.
Dixie: Then prove it. If this really is our little girl, then tell us where she is. Let us go to her on our own. It's the only way that you can prove that you don't have something up your sleeve.
David: Damn it, Dixie. I wanted to bring you to Kate myself -- just the two of us. It was going to be my gift to you. It was my way to make up for all the pain that I've caused you. But I also wanted it to be a way for us to start fresh, you know, a whole new beginning for us. All right, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe telling you where Kate is, is the only way that I can prove to you that I'm not out to hurt you.
Dixie: Does that mean that you'll --
David: I'll tell you where Kate is.
Krystal: When exactly did you find out that Colby was alive and living in those tunnels?
Sydney: Um -- good question. Um -- hmm. Oh, man, I seriously can't even remember. Ah -- I don't know. Things were so hectic around here then. The days seem to be blurring together.
Babe: Well, do you happen to remember the night after the yacht crash, when J.R. and I came home, and we found you with that pile of bedding and food?
Babe: You said that Winifred asked you to clean out the pantry and the linen closet, but you were actually getting supplies for Colby, weren't you?
Krystal: When was this exactly?
Babe: Late. So was Colby waiting for you in the tunnels?
Sydney: Um -- ok, hold on. Oh, wait, I'm starting to remember. Um -- you know what? I was so stressed about Colby -- I mean, her being dead and then alive? I don't know what time it was.
Babe: But just somehow the supplies that we caught you with, they ended up in the tunnel with Colby? Did you hand them to her that night, Sydney?
Sydney: No. I mean, maybe she snaked them when I wasn't looking.
Krystal: And you have no idea when that was?
Sydney: I mean, that time was such a haze for all of us, don't you think?
Krystal: Ok. Let's fast-forward to something I know you can remember clearly -- Colby’s pregnancy scare?
Babe: Was it Sean Montgomery? Did they hook up on the boat the night of the party?
Sydney: Colby and Sean? I never even considered that.
Babe: Colby is accusing Josh Madden of statutory rape. They're down at the police station giving statements as we speak, Sydney.
Krystal: Yeah, well, call me crazy, but I'd swear that look on your face is genuine horror. You know that Colby is lying. You know she's accusing an innocent man.
Sydney: No, I'm just blown away -- that's all. I mean, Colby and Dr. Josh? That's crazy.
Babe: She says that she's only done it once, with Josh. It's a lie and you know it.
Sydney: No. How -- how would I know it? I mean, just because Colby never told me definitely doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Babe: Colby was hiding in the tunnels that whole night, wasn't she? Sydney, this is Colby that we're talking about, the girl who treats you like trash and throws you under the bus every chance that she gets.
Babe: Please tell me that you're not covering for her.
Krystal: You're back.
Adam: Thank God that's over.
Babe: What happened?
Adam: Justice. At this moment, Josh Madden is being arraigned on a charge of statutory rape.
Babe: This is so wrong.
Colby: She would stick up for him.
Babe: End this now. No more games, Colby. Tell them that you are lying. Tell them that Josh never took you to bed.
J.R.: And how would you know that for sure, Babe?
Ryan: So I know I got a little whipped cream on my nose, but -- as --
Emma: Put it on your nose.
Ryan: Oh, on your mom's nose, too? But, like, and the story goes, the Princess Emma was on her -- on her gumdrop bicycle with, of course, with Prince Spike. And as they were riding along on their bicycles -- Emma, we got a little problem here. Do you know what the problem is? Do you know what the little problem is? The problem is we're playing with whipped cream --
Annie: And not eating?
Ryan: And not eating the bacon, right, because that was the deal. The deal was, is that while I was telling the story -- that's it, perfect, as long as you eat -- then the creativity keeps flowing and the story comes out, so this is here -- where were we in the story? They were on the bicycles.
Annie: Right. The bikes.
Ryan: But what I didn't tell you is that they saw a stream of strawberry soda, and just as Princess Emma saw the stream, and she jumped off the bike, and she was going to reach out and start drinking the strawberry soda, she heard a voice from behind her. Do you know what the voice said? You do? It said, "Don't! Don't drink the stream! Don't do it!" And Princess Emma said, "Why? What's going to" -- even though the stream looks so yummy.
Dixie: Oh, my God.
Dixie: It's Kate.
Ryan: It was soda and that soda, it's going to rot your teeth and make them fall out but -- that's not good. I'm tired.
Annie: Oh, that looks good.
Dixie: What are you doing?
Tad: Just sit over here with me, all right?
Dixie: Tad, that's our daughter. She's right there.
Tad: I know. Excuse me, miss? Can I get a cup of coffee and a shot of brandy, please? We can't just waltz -- waltz in here and just pounce. We have to go slowly. Dixie?
Sydney: Oh, you are so lucky I found you.
Sean: Yes, I am. Sit. You want some French toast?
Sydney: Sean, you seriously need my help.
Sean: For what?
Colby: It's hard enough admitting what Josh did to me. Do you have to make me feel worse by calling me a liar every two seconds?
Babe: You are lying, Colby. Oh -- I don't know who you're covering for, but branding Josh a sex offender to get your teenage crush off the hook is beyond messed up.
Adam: Babe, that is enough.
Babe: I'm sorry.
Adam: She's had a very difficult morning. She needs our support now.
J.R.: You won't even listen to Colby’s side.
Krystal: Well, you can understand why Babe is upset. Josh is her friend.
Adam: And Colby is her sister-in-law. I should think that counts for something.
Babe: Yeah, the same sister-in-law who has lied nonstop since she got back into town. My God, Adam, she let you mourn her death to avoid being punished for wrecking that boat. What makes you think that she's telling the truth now?
Adam: Well, perhaps I've seen a little more of what your friend Josh Madden is really like. He drugged Erica Kane before he knew she was his mother. He was raised by a raving lunatic. I find it very easy to believe Colby’s side in this.
J.R.: Dad's right. Josh hasn't exactly had a -- a stellar track record here, Babe. So why is he automatically innocent this time?
Josh: Thank you for posting my bail. I'll head straight to the bank from here to reimburse you.
Jeff: Oh, please, that's nonsense. We're here to help you. We -- we both know you're being set up.
Erica: Exactly. And the Chandlers are not going to get away with this, believe me. I've already put a call in to Jack. And -- and he'll know exactly how to deal with these -- these bogus charges.
Josh: I'm going to go grab my things.
Erica: Jeff, this Babe Chandler -- she is toxic. I mean, if that tramp hadn't wormed her way into Josh's life, none of this would have happened.
Jeff: Erica, lay off Babe, hmm? Unless you want to give up all the ground we've made with our son.
Babe: Who are you covering for?
Colby: Daddy, how much more of this do I have to take?
Babe: Colby --
Adam: Babe, I asked you to let up. Now I'm demanding it.
Krystal: Oh, come on, think about it, Adam. Teenage girls have been known to lie to protect the boys they like. And Colby has been known to tell a fib or two.
J.R.: So has Josh. And you still haven't answered my question, Babe. After all the corrupt things that Josh has done, why are you letting him off the hook for this?
Babe: Because I know him. And he's my friend. And yes, he's no angel. And he has a dark side. And it can get ugly, but not seduce-a-minor ugly. That's not him. He would never do it.
Colby: You don't believe me? Whatever. I really don't care. The only person I care who believes me is you, Daddy. All that matters to me is you know that I am telling you the truth.
Adam: Yes. I know. I believe you, sweetheart.
Babe: She is snowing you, Adam. Can't you see that?
Colby: How many more times are you going to call me a liar? I'm getting ready for school.
Adam: Wait, Colby. Colby, wait.
Babe: I know that you hate Josh. But this much? It was Sean Montgomery, J.R. I'd bet my shares of Fusion on it.
Sydney: Colby's insane.
Sean: All I know is, she's not pregnant. Awesome news. That's all I care about.
Sydney: Yeah, I know. That's good news. But there's also bad news to go with it. Her dad found the home pregnancy test directions, and he knows that she had sex. She told him it was the first time she's ever done it.
Sean: You kidding me?
Sydney: No, I -- I felt bad for her at first, too, but then I found out she was lying. And she's been doing it since she was 12.
Sean: Oh, God, I'm dead. I'm dead. My uncle's probably going to send me to some boot camp boarding school to teach me a lesson.
Sydney: No, Sean, nobody knows it was you. She gave some other guy's name. I mean, of course, if I wasn't for me backing up her story, she could have never pulled it off. I'm the one who really sold it to everyone.
Sean: So, I'm off the hook?
Sydney: Yeah. You can feel free to kiss my feet for it. Colby's dad had the other guy arrested.
Tad: You know, research has shown that if you're hyperventilating and on the edge of going into shock, a shot of brandy can help, even if you have only one kidney. As a matter of fact, it might be just the ticket.
Annie: Hey, that's -- that's Dixie Martin, right? The one who was on trial with Kendall’s husband?
Ryan: Yeah, it is, actually.
Annie: Is it just me, or is it weird that she's out with the guy who nearly got her convicted?
Emma: Mommy, can I play some songs?
Annie: I think that would be fine, as long as you stay where Mommy can see you, ok? Straight to that jukebox and back.
Annie: Oh, here you go.
Ryan: There you go.
Annie: Take this. Good girl. You can go right over there. Stay where I can see you.
Annie: Ok. Ok.
Ryan: There you go.
Annie: Good girl.
Singer: ¯ I don't know why every time I ¯
Dixie: That woman is letting Kate walk around the restaurant alone? Is she crazy?
Tad: She's just going to the jukebox, she's not playing in the freeway. Besides, we're not sure if she is Kate yet.
Dixie: She is. That child is our daughter. I know it. I can feel it. I carried her, I gave birth to her. I always wondered if I would know when I saw her. And I do. That's our daughter. I have to go to her. I have to --
Tad: No, no. Listen, please. I'm begging you. Let me take the lead. I'll make the introductions. I'll do the talking.
Ryan: Well, Tad and Dixie are -- they're both very nice people, you know? So I can't -- hey, there.
Ryan: I can't imagine why they're together, but if they buried the hatchet, I'm sure it's for a good reason.
Erin: Well, look who's back!
Erin and Danielle: Yay!
Simone: Whoo! Oh, we missed you.
Kendall: Yes, I missed you, too.
Simone: You look great.
Kendall: Thank you.
Simone: So we are flying solo, I see. No Spike, no Ryan, no Zach, hmm?
Kendall: No. Just me.
Simone: Huh. So you told Zach to take a hike, right? I mean, even though the guy didn't kill anyone. I mean, he's still guilty of two-timing you with Dixie. And everyone knows that.
Danielle: Simone, give her a chance to catch her breath.
Simone: Oh. Right.
Danielle: I'm sorry. Inquiring minds want to know -- what happened? Did Zach crawl on his hands and knees, begging you to take him back? Did you slam the door in his face, or did you wait until after he poured his heart out to you to tell him to get lost?
Simone: You didn't forgive him, did you?
Erin: Are you guys back together?
Kendall: You know, do we have those numbers for last week's focus groups anywhere?
Erin: Well, you don't look very happy. I mean, doesn't she look miserable?
Simone: Yeah, no, you look depressed.
Danielle: That can only mean one thing.
Simone: You're not back with Zach?
Erin: And you haven't seen the light and gotten back with my brother yet.
Simone: Ryan, yes. Ryan -- how is Ryan?
Kendall: Ryan is fine. Ok? And Zach is Zach. And I didn't leave Spike and his nanny in the park to come up here and be interrogated by you guys. I don't want to chat, ok? I don't want you to ask any questions. I don't want to think about or talk about my relationships ever again.
Babe: Can I give you an exact timeline of Josh's whereabouts the night that Colby claims he seduced her? No. But I know he didn't do it, J.R.
J.R.: I'm just as convinced that my sister's telling the truth.
Babe: When Colby accused me of having an affair with Josh, you didn't even believe her, not even for a second. So why believe her now? I mean, can't you see that she has it in for him? Don't you see how wrong it would be to let her get away with something so cruel?
J.R.: I love you. I love how trusting you are. How you always see the good in people. I wish that I could see the good in people. Heck, I wish I could even see the good in Josh Madden. But I can't.
Sydney: Thanks to my backing Colby, you dodged a major bullet, Sean. You could have been the one hauled into the sexual assault charge. You know, Colby could have said she was drunk and had no way of consenting to sleep with you. She does anything to get herself off the hook.
Sean: She would really send a guy to prison?
Sydney: What can I say? The girl is whacked. Actually, maybe it would help if, even just for a little while, to pretend that you and I have hooked up.
Ryan: I'm glad that everything worked out for you, Dixie. I am. And it's -- it's nice to see you guys out together.
Dixie: What a beautiful little girl.
Adam: Jeff Martin may have given Josh his DNA, but it's plain the apple didn't fall far from the Kane family tree. I'm going to make sure that that man's name is on every sex offender list from here to Saturn.
Krystal: Adam, Josh may not be anybody's prince, but Colby is the one who's rotten here.
Colby: Hey, Sean.
Babe: I am so, so sorry.
Josh: It's not your fault.
Babe: Not true. If I would have just told the truth, you never would have been charged. When -- when you were supposedly luring Colby into your bed, you were making love to me, right here, on this very spot, and I'm going to tell everyone -- the cops, Adam, and my husband.
[From the other side of the door, Kendall hears everything.]
Annie: Actually, she starts kindergarten next year.
Ryan: Yeah, but she -- she is in preschool, right?
Dixie: She looks smart.
Tad: Ryan, could I talk to you alone for a minute?
Annie: You know what? Actually, I have to get her to her play group. So it was -- it was really nice meeting both of you.
Dixie: Oh, why don't you stay? And we can talk, and Ryan and Tad can catch up.
Ryan: Hey, Tad, what's -- what's going on here?
Annie: I'm sorry. You know, if we stay, she'll be late, but -- come on, sweetheart.
Dixie: Listen to me, you can't leave -- that's my child.
>> On the next "All My Children" --
Dixie (to Ryan): Please, you have to help me here, ok? Please don't let me lose my baby again -- please.
Babe (to Josh): I'm so sorry for everything.
Kendall (to Babe): You'll be more than sorry when I'm done with you. Ugh!
[Babe slaps Kendall hard in the face.]
J.R.: What did I miss?
Bianca (to Josh and Kendall): If this is a brother/sister thing, can I have a vote?
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