AMC Transcript Thursday 10/5/06

All My Children Transcript Thursday 10/5/06

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Jonathan: Hi. How's Lily?

Erica: Actually, Jack’s bringing her home from the hospital right now.

Jonathan: Is she ready?

Erica: Well, she's made some progress, but she really has a long way to go.

Jonathan: Is -- is she talking, at least?

Erica: A little. But she's still so withdrawn.

Jonathan: Do you mind if I -- do you mind if I call? Just to check in and see how she's doing?

Erica: No, Jonathan, of course, I don't mind if you call Lily. I know how much you love her, and I know how hard this is for you. And -- and listen, Jack knows now, too. I -- I'm sorry that it took so long, and it comes too late.

[Car doors close]

Erica: Oh, I hear them now.

Erica: Lily. Hi, welcome home. Come in. Come in, sweetheart. I -- oh, I see you're wearing your -- your favorite blue shawl.

Jack: Sweetheart, everything is just the way it was when you left. Even the chess board's set up, in case you want to play.

Erica: Oh, Lily, so many people love you. I just got off the phone with Jonathan.

Lily: No!

Ryan: Zach?

Zach: Yeah, we did it. Dixie and I -- we dug a hole, and we buried Madden.

Derek: Now what the hell are you trying to pull?

Zach: I'm sorry, I just had to get it off my chest.

Derek: As if you have a conscience?

Zach: My concern is for you, Derek. This case has caused a lot of damage for you. I mean, you arrest Tad for perjury, I think your whole career's going to go up in smoke.

Josh: So you're here. Ready to give us a chance? Just say the word. I'll help you. We'll tell J.R. together. He'll have to deal, because we're in love. There's no turning back.

Babe: I'm not here about love, or you, or J.R. I'm not here to drink or talk or look into your eyes. I'm here about business.

Josh: But you love me.

Babe: I'm in. I check out the crowd, the books, and I'm out.

Josh: Because I'm here?

Babe: I can't do this.

Kendall: I can't do this. I think I know what I want and what I can take, and then Zach opens his mouth, and I'm a total mush.

Ryan: What did he say?

Kendall: What didn't he say? For once, the man would not shut up. I now know more about my husband than I have ever wanted to know. And "for better or worse" doesn't even begin to cover it.

Ryan: Maybe once you give yourself a chance --

Kendall: Of what?

Ryan: To calm down a little bit --

Kendall: What, what? I'll forget about what Zach said? Or what he's done? Ryan, if Zach and I stay together -- and that's a really huge "if" right now -- I don't know if I can deal with it. I mean, I should have just trusted him. I should have just stayed in denial. That's the happiest place on earth. But no, I had to question him. I had to demand answers that he didn't want to give. And now I know. My husband is a ruthless, merciless man who will horrify me on a regular basis.

Ryan: Not that I want the details -- because honestly, I don't -- but did he explain what happened the night that Madden was buried and how he got the disc?

Kendall: Oh, yeah, he explained, all right. On the upside, he didn't bury Greg alive. On the downside, he may as well have.

Zach: I'm sorry, Derek. You're going to have to give up on the idea of arresting anyone for the murder of Greg Madden.

Derek: Well, there's stone-cold proof Tad committed perjury.

Dixie: Zach and I will testify that we did it. We killed Greg Madden, just like Tad said. So there's no perjury. Tad will walk.

Zach: And then, of course, the whole double jeopardy thing. We can say whatever we want. It makes no difference.

Tad: Derek, you've already taken a major beating on your last trial.

Derek: This whole thing was a scam all along, wasn't it? The three of you -- pulling the strings, working the angles. The airport surveillance video, the security chief. How'd you manage it?

Zach: We don't have to explain anything.

Dixie: That's right, we don't have to say anything.

Tad: Derek, you mind?

[Reaching behind Tad, Derek removes his handcuffs.]

Derek: Well, congratulations. You dodged the system. Maybe even got away with murder. Toast yourselves. High-fives all around -- whatever. But a man was tortured and killed. Whatever your involvement, alone or as a group, how the hell will you sleep?

Zach: I'll sleep like a baby.

Kendall: My baby boy will be raised with a man who doesn't do regret or remorse. What kind of an example is that?

Ryan: I don't know. I mean, Spike's already got some serious character now, right, my little man?

Kendall: I don't know if I can live with a man who's capable of anything. I mean, it's not like he kicks puppies, but -- oh, my God. Listen to me. Why am I even surprised? I -- I know Zach. I know what he's capable of. I know what he can do. You -- you showed me that. His whole brilliant lights-out maneuver. He -- he caused that blackout, and it put my life and yours and Greenlee’s in a total spin out.

Ryan: Well, I managed to spin out all by myself.

Kendall: Yeah, well, you -- you had a good reason for doing that.

[Spike fusses]

Ryan: I didn’t think. Zach’s not the only person that can hurt people, that's all I can say. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Kendall: Don't tell me you're defending him.

Ryan: No. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not defending him. It's ok. I'm not, I'm just saying, if he hadn't have pulled the plug on the fertility clinic, then you wouldn't be the mother of my son. And I can honestly say that's working for me.

[Music plays at ConFusion]

Babe: Please, Josh, I need to -- focus. I need you to let me work, ok?

Josh: All right, fine. Look, you want me to leave, I'm gone. I just don't want to upset you.

Babe: You can stay. I want -- I want you to have fun.

Josh: What, and send you screaming from your own bar? Where's the fun in that?

Babe: It's not your fault that I'm losing it.

Josh: You make losing it look beautiful.

Babe: Ok, now I'm going upstairs, and I'm throwing things against the wall, thank you.

Josh: Well, I -- I got a better idea. Why don't you sit here for just a couple of minutes, chill out, and then you can go throw whatever you want.

Babe: I can't chill, I can't -- I can't think when you look at me like that. Ok, ok, now we're done. See? You did it again.

Josh: Ok, look, all right, I'll stop, I promise.

[Babe sighs]

Babe: You are so not helping.

Josh: What? I -- look -- ok, all right. I -- the last thing I want to do is make you uncomfortable or unhappy, so I'll do whatever you want. You want me to leave? I'm out of here. You need me, I'll stay. It's your call.

Babe: Totally up to me? That doesn't exactly seem fair.

Josh: I want you happy, laughing, smiling. I want to make it happen, whatever it takes. Of course, I'd like to see it up close and in person, but if me being here makes you upset, then I'll just have to imagine it.

Babe: You're nuts.

Josh: I'm in love. And before I met you, I didn't care about anyone else's happiness. I did whatever I wanted. But, you know, doing this -- putting you first -- it kind of feels good. So just -- let me enjoy it.

Singer: ¯ Music, music turn it up, turn it up dance to the music, music ¯

Amanda: Hey. You here for business or pleasure?

Babe: Hmm?

Amanda: Eek. Looks like you've been through a food processor.

Babe: It shows? Oh, my God, everyone can see it.

Amanda: What did J.R. do to you now?

Babe: He let me fall in love with another man.

Amanda: Wow. What did I miss?

Babe: Forget it. Nothing.

Amanda: No, you and J.R. finally happily ever after. That was the plan.

Babe: I'm going to go check on some accounts or something.

Amanda: Actually, no, you're not. You do not get to drop a crazy line like that and then just walk away.

Babe: Ok, fine, I am the dumbest, stupidest woman on the planet. I -- it --

Amanda: Oh.

Jonathan: Excuse me.

Amanda: Hey.

Jonathan: Hi, Babe.

Babe: Hi.

Jonathan: I'm just --

Babe: Ok, I am obviously not the only woman who's gone where she didn't plan to go.

Amanda: Oh --

Babe: You want to tell me about it, or what?

Amanda: See? You are not the dumbest, stupidest woman on the planet. That would be me.

Erica: Lily, would you like some cookies? Coral baked them for you. They're your -- your favorites.

Sean: Hey, Lily. Props on bagging the hospital. You look great.

Erica: Oh, Sean, we're just trying to ease Lily back.

Sean: She's ticked at me. You ticked at me? So am I. I mean, if I had any clue about the perv, I -- I never would have helped you sneak out of the party. But at least he's dead. Good job, Jonathan.

Jack: Sean, Sean, that's -- that's enough.

Sean: Sure.

Jack: Lily, what do you say we get you settled into your room, huh? Come on.

Erica: And later, I could brush your hair, if you like.

Lily: You can be nice, but you make my head hurt.

Sean: That rocked.

Erica: Sean, I -- I know that you really meant well, but with Lily, less is usually more.

Sean: That was my less. See, Uncle Jack’s given me the 411 on Lily. You know, no red, no surprises, no loud noises. No loud music. I -- I try. I'm just -- I'm just a red kind of guy.

Erica: I know what you mean.

Sean: Well, good thing for Lily I'm not going to be around.

Erica: You're going home? I -- I guess your mother must miss you very much. I guess she's going to be really happy to have you back.

Sean: Like that's going to happen. No, I'm enrolling at PV High.

Erica: Here? Have you discussed that with -- with your Uncle Jack?

Sean: You think school was my idea? But don't worry. From 8:00 in the a.m. to 3:00 in the afternoon, I'll be out of Lily’s way. And yours.

[Sean kisses his aunt and exits the living room.]

Josh: Tell me you're here to heal a sick guest.

Jeff: I was just checking in.

Josh: What's the problem? High tide swamp the yacht club?

Jeff: No, it was above water when I left.

Josh: Let me guess -- they're renovating. Not the whole club, just your room. The Valley Inn is half a mile closer to the hospital?

Jeff: No, that's good. I could have used that -- closer to work. No, actually, I'm going to try something different -- the truth. I wanted to be closer to you.

Jack: Of course. The sooner we get started, the sooner Lily’s going to feel better. I appreciate it. Thanks. Bye-bye. That was Susan Linder, the Autism Spectrum Disorder specialist in New York. She's -- she's really very good. I think if anybody has a chance of helping us reach Lily, she does, so --

Erica: Well, whatever it takes to help Lily, I'm -- I'm all for that.

Jack: Sure. What's wrong?

Erica: Were you going to tell me? Were you going to tell me about Sean staying here for the school year? Or were you going to wait for me to find out at parents' night?

Jack: I'm sorry, Erica, I -- it's -- with Lily in the hospital and everything so crazy, I just --

Erica: And Sean’s being here -- that has been a big contributor to the craziness.

Jack: Absolutely. Barbara called. She swears she can't deal with Sean anymore.

Erica: What?

Jack: I know, I know, but I -- I -- I can't just leave my nephew out there to fend for himself.

Erica: When we were first married, we agreed that as much as we love our children, and as happy as this family does make us, that we wouldn't let out children interfere with our lives. Or have things been just so crazy that you've forgotten?

Jack: Of course, I remember. There's no way we could have known what was coming down the road.

Erica: But this is just not working.

Amanda: Babe, I'm feeling real, true, deep, mad love. Plus mind-blowing sex.

Babe: Now, that is definitely good to know, but the whole Jonathan-Lily thing -- I just don't want to see you get your heart broken.

Amanda: It's worth the risk. I mean, I have never known anyone like him. He is so kind and sweet and completely devoted.

Babe: To someone else.

Amanda: I got it. Jonathan loves Lily, and he may never get over her.

Babe: So you'll just settle? Being in love with a man who loves someone else?

Amanda: This is the first time I've ever felt like this, Babe. I am not putting myself first. And I care about Jonathan, and -- and what he wants and how he feels. One look, I know exactly what he's thinking. And if he's hurting, I just want to make it all better for him. You know? So if there's even the tiniest chance that he could love me back someday, then no way I'm walking away from that. Stranger things have happened.

[At that comment, Babe recalls her night of wild kiddie-pool sex with Josh.]

Amanda: Hey, where'd you go? Your Mr. X?

Babe: No -- um --

Amanda: Ah, the pureed look again. So, now you know how stupid I am. How stupid are you?

Babe: I am still in love with J.R., but I'm in love with Josh, too.

Josh: Same hotel, same floor? I'd hate to see your full-court press.

Jeff: Well, the trial was rough. It's over. Not what happened to Greg or to you.

Josh: Oh, I see. You want to be close, in case I build another coffin or decide to use my tie to swing from a chandelier, huh?

Jeff: No, no. I don't think that's going to happen. You have the Kane/Martin genes. You're a survivor.

Josh: Yeah, well, I appreciate what you did at the trial, all your support, but there's no reason to go overboard.

Jeff: Josh, all those years ago, when Erica made that appointment with Greg, I was so out of touch with my own wife, I -- I had no idea. I won't let that happen with my son.

Josh: Well, look, if you want to read me a bedtime story or tuck me in, I think I'll pass.

Jeff: Actually, I was.

Josh: What?

Jeff: Oh, come on. I mean, if you want, look, just knock on my door. We'll have a couple of beers. We could talk about sports or politics. Anything.

Josh: Why not?

Kendall: I don't know if things are going to work out with Zach and me. But the one thing that I am 100% sure of is that Spike is the love of my life.

Ryan: And mine. Here. Do-do!

Kendall: Ok, I'm not going to do this with you. No -- no. There's no way I'm going to drag you into my mess of a marriage. I'm not going to do it, so -- you got enough going on without having to hold my hand, or duck, or whatever. So, I promise, you will be in a drama-free zone.

Ryan: Good. Because honestly, I don't really want to be involved in your marriage. Not even if you send me an engraved invitation. Right? Yeah.

Kendall: Yeah, did you see that?

Ryan: Yeah.

Kendall: You see that? Aw, you see how your mommy and daddy agree on the important things?

Ryan: I'll even go this far. If you and Zach don't work out, I'm not going to lose any sleep. And believe me, I understand that if, you know, you guys are done, it doesn't necessarily mean anything for us.

Kendall: I'm nowhere near done with Zach. The problem that I can't get around, I can't hide from, and I can't make it disappear is that I still love Zach. And I knew -- I mean, I knew how horrible he could be. I knew the terrible things that he could have done, and that he only plays by his own rules. Before tonight, I believed that no matter how bad Zach got, he always had good reasons for doing what he did.

Ryan: The heart behind the darkness.

Kendall: Exactly. But now -- it made me sick, Ryan. What he told me. What he's really, truly capable of. There is no heart in that. No love. Just pure hate. It scares me. I don't know if I can handle it, Ryan. I don't even know if I should try. And then Zach looks at me. He just looks at me the way that he does, and I realize that's what I want to hold on to. The man I love. It's like I want to take that -- that dark part of his soul, I want to put it in a little box, put a nice little bow on it, and tell myself everything will be ok. And then the other part of me wants to just keep running and never look back. So -- comments? Observations? Questions? Advice? Something?

Ryan: You know what? I think Spike is going to roll over any day now. I do. Yeah.

Kendall: Ok, I get it. I -- I get it. Whatever I decide to do, stay or go, it's my decision.

Ryan: Yes, it is. It is all yours.

Kendall: I love him. I hate what he's done, but I love him. I mean, he could do it again. I -- I mean, it's not like this is a one-time deal here. Someone else could tick him off, and God knows what he would do. And I don't know if I could live with that, Ryan. But I don't know if I can live without him. I don't know what to do. How -- how do I know? How am I going to figure out what is best for me?

Ryan: You will. You will, in your own time.

Kendall: Where are you going? What are you doing?

Ryan: I got to go.

Zach: You throw a hell of a victory party.

Tad: By all means. A toast. To shredding lives. Tearing my family apart. Basically, alienating everybody I've ever loved. It's all worth it so long as you go free.

Zach: Is this where I kiss your ring?

Tad: No, Zach, it's where you come here and kiss my --

Dixie: Come on, come on, that it. Come on, stop it, please, both of you?

Zach: Who owes who over here, anyway, huh? I know you went above and beyond to keep us out of jail, but what if it hadn't worked? Did you have a backup plan? Were you just going to watch them cart us off?

Dixie: Zach, would you stop? All right, it's over. I think we've all been through enough without you two tearing each other down.

Tad: Let's call it a night.

Dixie: I'll meet you at the car.

Zach: All right.

Dixie: Thank you for everything. For saving me and Zach. For trusting me with the truth about Madden. For understanding about Kate.

Tad: You're welcome.

Jeff: Tad? He was the -- he was the Martin who ate the worm. Hot-wired cars, juggled revolving women. I was -- I was more the Dudley Do-right.

Josh: Dr. Do-right.

Jeff: I don't know. Sometimes I wish I'd broken out more, taken some bigger chances.

Josh: You married Erica Kane.

Jeff: Yeah. That was -- that was a heck of a roller-coaster ride.

Josh: You know, it's too bad you're such a standup guy. I was going to throw a question at you. But it's probably not in your area of expertise.

Jeff: Oh. Well, try me. What's the question?

Josh: What would you do if you fell in love with a married woman?

Amanda: Oh, my --

Babe: Don't broadcast it.

Amanda: You did it on this roof in a kiddie pool?

Babe: Shh.

Amanda: That's crazy!

Babe: Stop, it was -- it was incredible. And it was wrong, because I am married, and I shouldn't have done it. And -- and I try not to think about it, but it's all I can think about. That and Josh, and I -- I don't know. Ok, ok, forget it.

Amanda: Maybe it's just the incredible sex.

Babe: No, it -- it's the way he tells me anything and everything. He -- he tells me what he's thinking and what he's feeling, and there's no games and no fronts. I'm horrible. Oh --

Amanda: No, I am totally with you.

Babe: No, I cheated on J.R. I lied.

Amanda: To a husband that tried to kill you. Ok? I'm sorry if I can't whip up much sympathy for him.

Babe: J.R.’s changed. He really has.

Amanda: The best thing J.R.’s ever done for you, aside from helping you make Little A, is to give you custody papers if you ever get a divorce. Babe, please tell me you still have those papers.

Babe: In my safety-deposit box.

Amanda: Ok, then you're all set. You grab the kid, you sign the papers, and hit the pool with Josh.

Babe: I don't want a divorce.

Amanda: Ok, now I'm confused.

Babe: I told you, I -- I still love J.R.; and yes, it was touch-and-go for a while, and I was on the outside looking in, but he finally did it. He opened up. He -- he trusted me enough to tell me what he's feeling. And that's what I always wanted, so how am I supposed to just walk away from that?

Amanda: Because you're in love with someone else?

Babe: I love them both. My heart is split right down the middle. It's actually possible to love two men.

Kendall: You, my love -- you're going to know which one to choose. You're going to be a lot smarter than your mommy. Yeah, you are. You are going to be lucky in love, definitely.

[Spike babbles]

Kendall: Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Knock on door]

Kendall: Hold that thought.

[When Kendall opens the door, Ryan walks in loaded down with take-out bags.]

Kendall: What -- what are you doing?

Ryan: Oh. Somewhere between, you know, "Should I stay with Zach, or should I leave," the hunger pangs kicked in.

Kendall: You're crazy. You're out of your mind.

Ryan: Yeah, I know, but I'm also really hungry. Look, I got -- um -- Japanese, and we have Mexican. I got a little Greek, a little Falafel House, I got chicken fingers --

Kendall: What?

Ryan: And I got pepperoni pizza here with jalapeños on it. It's so good. What are you doing? Are you going to help me with this, or are you just going to, like, stare at it? I know, you probably want --

Kendall: No.

Ryan: Here, start with pizza.

Kendall: I want the noodles.

Jack: I love you. And I know this has been a hell of a rough patch, but this marriage -- our marriage -- it -- it's everything to me.

Erica: It's everything to me, too. Our marriage is working. But this promise that we made that our children would not overwhelm our lives --

Jack: This family has gone from one drama to another, Erica.

Erica: Yeah, it was a stupid vow. It's impossible to keep.

Jack: We meant well. Look, if this is about Sean, don't ask me to turn my back on him, because I can't do that.

Erica: No, I know you can't. His mother's already turned her back on him. And of course, you're going to take him in, because that's who you are, because you have a very big heart, and it's one of the things I love most about you. Lily needs you very, very much right now, and I know that. And I wouldn't want you to be anywhere but by her side. And my children -- I mean, Kendall -- she's been so needy. And Josh just -- just dealing with a whole new family -- I mean, I -- of course, they had to take precedence for me.

Jack: Of course, they did. Of course. You had to be involved. You love them.

Erica: Yes, I do love them. And -- and my family is so important to me. It's -- it's just, I feel like I'm just -- I'm being swallowed up, one crisis at a time. I just -- I don't -- I -- I neglect you, I neglect our marriage, I neglect my professional life. And I love being a mother. It's just --

Jack: I know, I know. Being a mother doesn't -- it just doesn't define you.

Erica: No, it doesn’t. It never has. And -- and these past few months, I've just been so distracted that I don't really -- I don't even feel like myself. And that really scares me.

Jack: Whoa -- listen, sweetheart, you're always going to be Erica Kane, you know?

Erica: Well, the sweeps launch party for -- for "New Beginnings" is -- is coming very close --

Jack: Yeah, I know.

Erica: And there's so much to do.

Jack: You know I'm not going to be able to make it to that. I'll still be in New York with Lily.

Erica: All right, well -- well, you take care of Lily, and -- and I'll take care of "New Beginnings." I have to do that, because I've already delegated as much as I can, and so I really need to stay on top of it now, because I'm the only one who can really make sure that --

Jack: Sweetheart --

Erica: Everything happens.

Jack: I understand. I do.

Erica: Then you'll understand that I just need some time. I really need some time away.

Jack: Time away? As in --

Erica: Call it a business trip.

Jack: But that's not really what it is.

Erica: No, it is. Yes, I am going to -- taking care of some business. That's what I'm going to be doing. Because I -- I can't work around here. It's impossible. It won't be long.

Jack: Can I ask you where you're going?

Jeff: If I was in love with a married woman? Well, I'd -- I'd want to find out more about her husband. Does he make her happy? Does he -- does he treat her well? The way that she deserves to be treated? I mean, if he's an ass, doesn't give her what she deserves, I'd fight like hell for her.

Josh: Wow. That was the first piece of paternal advice, and I think you pretty much nailed it.

[Jeff laughs]

Babe: I don't know -- everything -- it's so tangled up. J.R., Josh -- I don't -- I don't know how long I can do this. And then how am I supposed to choose?

Amanda: Well, don't look at me. J.R. ran me over with a car. He was ready to let me die.

Babe: Ok, so then you're on Josh's side.

Amanda: The prince who framed me for drugging Erica? Do you have a third choice?

[Babe laughs]

Jamie: Hey.

Tad: Hey.

Jamie: You up for a little company?

Tad: Spending a little quality time with my last remaining child? You bet. Absolutely.

Jamie: I don't know how quality it'll be. Party?

Tad: Anything but.

Jamie: You all right?

Tad: It's over. Dixie's free.

Jamie: You -- are you all right?

Tad: I don't think it matters. I just think it's time for us to -- to move ahead, and we just have to figure out how.

Jamie: It's a lot to live with.

Tad: Yes, it is. Can you handle it?

Jamie: Yeah. What about you?

Tad: I've made it this far.

Jamie: Dad, you know if you ever need me, I'm always here.

Tad: I know.

Jamie: So, now what?

Jeff: Now, would you get a look at the girl next door.

[As Jeff exits Josh’s room, he runs into Erica checking into hers.]

[Watching TV together, Jamie stares at his father wondering.]

TV narrator: The kinkajou, also known as the honey bear, is an arboreal creature who uses its prehensile tail like the binturong. It spends most of its days sleeping or resting, coming out only at night to forage. Although quite docile, when attacked, the kinkajou fights back, grasping the predator with its limbs.

Dixie: Do you want to just come in for a drink?

Zach: It's been a long day. Long night.

Dixie: Look, you figured it out, right? You know who buried Greg Madden.

Zach: I do. Leave it alone.

Dixie: Look, there's a lot to talk about. I want to -- I want to -- just -- it'll take a minute. I won't hold you to the drink. Well, the -- the disc that was of Madden talking when he was buried -- did you make that?

Zach: I did.

Dixie: But you didn't put it in J.R.’s drawer, did you?

Zach: No. Didn't know he had it until he played it at ConFusion.

Dixie: Good. Thank you for not using it to hurt my son.

Zach: Get some sleep.

Dixie: Um -- there's other stuff. Tad and I are going to work together to try to find Kate, but I've been your guest for too long. I can't stay here, ok? I'm going to get out of here, get a job, and get my own place.

Zach: There's no reason for you to leave.

Dixie: Oh, come on. You know, I've upset Kendall enough. I've done enough damage to your life, to your marriage.

Zach: There's no reason for you to leave.

Ryan: That's your second dessert. I'm very impressed.

Kendall: Yeah, well, it's not my fault you can't keep up with me.

Ryan: Oh. Hmm.

Kendall: Hmm.

Ryan: You know, very soon, our little Spikeman over there is going to be part of the glory -- the Hart-Lavery takeout eat-a-thons.

Kendall: Uh -- yeah. He'll need teeth first.

Ryan: Oh.

Kendall: Yeah, and an iron stomach. Hmm. And you know what? It could be 5 years from now. Maybe 10.

Ryan: You know you're not supposed to eat that? The paper, right? Just the stuff that's inside. 10 years?

Kendall: Uh-huh.

Ryan: That's tough love. What are you talking about? Hold back on the jalapeños, but I might have to take little Spikeman on a test run with his dad.

Kendall: I dare you.

Ryan: Always up for a dare.

Josh: So you ready for that mojito?

Babe: What are you doing here? Why are you back?

Josh: I'm going to fight for you.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Krystal (to Adam): I didn't take a home pregnancy test. I went straight to the doctor.

Adam: Oh, come on. Who else could it be?

Colby (to Sydney): I think I'm pregnant.

J.R. (to Josh): What are you doing here?

Josh (to J.R.): I got some great news, actually. And you'll want to be the first to hear it.

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