AMC Transcript Wednesday 8/2/06

All My Children Transcript Wednesday 8/2/06


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Colby: Scary. Wild scary.

Sydney: Insane. We're practically related.

Colby: Through Winifred -- your aunt, my maid.

Winifred: I am so glad the two of you know each other already.

[Sydney chuckles]

Sydney: What were the chances that we'd be catching sun right next to each other?

Winifred: When I told Sydney that you would be working at the mansion for the summer, I just prayed that the two of you would get along.

Sydney: It's like six degrees of Adam Chandler -- all roads lead to him, right?

Colby: Only some roads go to the back door. Hey, Winifred, will you do me a super huge favor?

Winifred: Of course, Miss Colby.

Colby: I ordered some designer waters, and I'm supposed to have my tennis lesson rescheduled. Can you check on that, please?

Winifred: My pleasure. I am just so happy that this thing's going to work out!

Colby: You need a real lesson, and guess what -- you just met your new teacher.

Ryan: I should've knocked.

Annie: On your own office door.

Ryan: Ah, I knew you were here -- I should've thought of that.

Annie: Yeah, you know, you better put out a memo. When approaching any Annie-occupied area, knock, or remove a piece of clothing and dangle it around so you can let me know you're coming.

[Annie sighs]

Ryan: I tell you, it's been a while since I removed a piece of clothing in my -- but that would -- that would kind of blow your little profile, wouldn't it? How's it going?

Annie: Good. Um -- my "initial impressions" report can be on your desk maybe by --

Ryan: Oh, there's no deadline. Seriously, take your time.

Annie: Well, the impressions won't be initial if I wait a month.

Ryan: But you can. Seriously, there's no pressure here, you know? Everything's going to be ok. Terry is in Ireland, all right? He's out of the picture. I got your back here. You're safe.

Zach: Anything I can do?

Kendall: Ahem.

Zach: Oh, you're mad at me. You know how I can tell?

Kendall: Hmm?

Zach: I usually have to fight to get a word in edgewise.

Kendall: Ahem. You know what? If you want to have a conversation, why don't you call someone else?

Zach: "Someone else"? You mean someone like Dixie? You're upset because I tried to help her find her daughter.

Dixie: Please, Derek, you can't do this.

Adam: Damn it, Frye, this is no time for your grandstanding.

[Helicopters hover]

Derek: You don't run the police, Chandler.

Adam: Well, somebody should, somebody who knows what the hell's going on here.

Tad: Derek, you don't understand. A plane just went down.

Adam: And crashed, and J.R.ís wife was onboard.

Krystal: And there is still no word.

Adam: So go do your fishing somewhere else. We can't help you solve the Greg Madden case.

Derek: I have to take a suspect into custody.

Tad: No kidding. Well, I tell you what, we'll come with you any other time, ok? We'll tell you whatever you need to know.

Adam: Now leave us the hell alone.

Derek: I'm sorry for what you're going through, all of you, but I have enough forensic evidence for an arrest, and I can't delay it.

Dixie: Please, can't you just give us a little more time?

J.R.: Look, I don't even know if my wife is alive or dead.

[Somewhere on a beach, Josh and Babeís bodies lie lifeless.]

J.R.: Keep us under surveillance if you want, but at least let us find Babe.

Derek: That's not how it works. Dixie Cooney Martin, you're under arrest for the murder of Greg Madden.

[Helicopters hover]

Tad: Dixie?

Adam: Damn it, Frye --

Derek: You have the right to remain silent.

J.R.: She didn't do it. She didn't kill Madden!

Jamie: Hey, hey, don't, don't!

J.R.: Just let her go!

Tad: Dixie didn't have anything to do with Maddenís murder.

Derek: The evidence says otherwise.

J.R.: No, you cannot take her!

Derek: If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

[Babe wakes Josh up with a splash of water to the face.]

Josh: Babe. Are you -- you're ok. We're ok. We made it! We're alive!

Babe: Don't get used to it!

[Music plays]

Sydney: You know, Aunt Winnie told me that you're cool. But she's so old. Thank God she got it right for once.

Colby: You think?

Sydney: I mean, what a great way to really get to know each other -- just two strangers at the club, no, "Ooh, well, what's Colby really like?" Just the true-blue us, judges at this meat parade.

Colby: So Winifred told you all about me?

Sydney: Not much. See, I just was afraid that you'd be one of the plastics. But you're totally cool. You know, you're so much like me, it's actually kind of scary.

Colby: You -- you think we're alike?

Sydney: Well, your dad's loaded, but I know that you get that life's more than heavy bank accounts, right?

Colby: Hey! These are mine.

Sydney: No, they arenít.

Colby: Uh -- yes! Well, look it, do you see that scratch? That's when I threw them at my tennis instructor. You thief.

Sydney: I found those --

Colby: Lying klepto.

Sydney: On the floor of the living room -- near a trash can. So I figured someone threw them away.

Singers: Fly away

Colby: Like hell you did.

Kendall: What do you say, Spike? You want to go have some Mommy/Spike one-on-one time, huh? Yeah?

Zach: Oh, I see how it's going to be, huh? She's going to talk to you. Why is that? Because of your nice socks and your funny hat? Uh-huh. What do you think I should do? Excuse me. Ah, I don't think that's going to work. What else you got? I should -- I -- I can't -- no, can't do that. If I try to kiss your mom, she'd rip my lips off. Give it a couple of years. All right, tell you what. How about you and me, we hit the town tonight, a couple of milk shakes, and get a tattoo? How about "Mom" with a dagger through it or something?

Kendall: Hey, that's not funny.

Zach: Whoa. It speaks. Isn't that nice? Nice sound.

Kendall: Ok, you know what? You -- you make me so mad, I want to -- yeah. Why? Why can't you just let me be mad at you just for a few minutes?

Zach: How could I stop you?

Kendall: By doing your stupid stand-up and -- and using my child as your -- your straight baby to make me laugh.

Zach: I made you laugh? I made her laugh. Did you hear that? I didn't hear her laugh. Did you hear her laugh?

Kendall: Would you leave him out of it?

[Kendall playfully smacks Zachís arm.]

Zach: Nice -- violence. Here you go, crawl for your life, we're out of here. Come on.

Kendall: Why do I love you so much?

Zach: See what happens now? Riddles. I don't know. Why? Because I'm the luckiest man alive, maybe?

Ryan: And this is not the final?

Annie: No, I haven't fleshed out the section on your international communications --

Ryan: Right, the international communica --

Annie: But --

Ryan: This is very good. You know that, right? You don't have to impress the boss, ok? Now, I -- I have to leave because I have some very, very, very important business to take care of. I have to -- I have to spend a little time with my son.

Annie: Ah.

Ryan: So I'll see you later.

Annie: Yeah.

Ryan: I might be back.

Annie: Ok.

Ryan: Can't promise anything.

Annie: Ok.

Erin: Surprise!

Ryan: Oh!

Erin: Hello.

Ryan: Hey.

Annie: Oh, how are you?

Erin: We're on the way to the Miranda Center to meet her new teachers.

Ryan: Really? Let me know how that goes.

Annie: Oh. Yeah, say "Hi." Why, what is this doll? I've never seen -- who gave this to you, your Auntie Erin?

[Erin giggles]

Annie: Huh?

Ryan: I'll bet it was.

Annie: Oh, here we go.

Erin: Hey --

Annie: Oh, good girl.

Erin: Do I tell you enough what a fabulous thing you're doing, big brother?

Ryan: Well, you know, it's working out ok for me, too. So --

Erin: Yeah.

Ryan: See you.

Erin: Bye.

Annie: Well, thanks to you --

Emma: And a swim hat.

Annie: Yes -- thanks to you, she is going to be the coolest girl at the Miranda Center with the coolest doll.

Erin: Yeah?

Annie: Yeah.

Erin: She did pick it out all by herself.

Annie: Aw. Did you do that? We're a couple of lucky chicks to have found Auntie Erin, aren't we?

Emma: Yeah, chicks.

Aidan: Yeah, you sure are. Annie McDermott, I presume? And the reason I couldn't find her.

Josh: Hey -- hey, what's your problem? I saved your life.

Babe: Yeah, well, don't expect a thank-you note.

Josh: I got you out of the plane before it went down! Ditching in the water before it splintered into a million pieces was miracle enough.

Babe: You idiot!

Josh: Who got you up on the seat?

Babe: Oh --

Josh: I gave you my shirt so you wouldn't get burned!

Babe: Yeah, and I gave it back, so stuff it in your mouth.

Josh: Are you in shock?

Babe: You worked me. You cranked up my sympathy, so I wouldn't leave you alone.

Josh: You wanted to come with me.

Babe: To get something that you needed, not to take some half-assed joyride! You know, next time you kidnap somebody, how about you think it through? Fill up the tank -- you ran out of gas, you idiot! I was -- I was terrified! I thought I was going to die! You could've killed me -- and now I'm going to kill you.

Aidan: Your mommy's very good at playing hide-and-seek, isn't she? I sure didn't have any luck finding you until now.

Erin: Aidan, Annie, and Emma needed help.

Aidan: And you gave it to her.

Erin: Yes.

Aidan: And who else pitched in? Jonathan? Is that how he happened to be at my office pointing the finger at Terry? Isn't it?

Erin: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Jonathan knows about Annie and Emma.

Aidan: So this here isn't an accident? Ryan's in on this, too, is he?

Erin: It's not a crime to protect a woman.

Aidan: Technically, it is, actually.

Annie: I made her do it. I didn't give her a choice.

Erin: No. It's ok. Don't make excuses, no. I did it. I made my own choices.

Josh: What the hell are you doing?

Babe: I'm trying to figure out where we are.

Josh: Well, good luck.

Babe: At least I'm trying. I -- I want to see if there's anything I recognize.

Josh: Water? Sand? Rocks? See anything else you recognize?

Babe: How long were we holding on to that chunk of plane? How long do you think it's been since we went down?

Josh: Well, my watch stopped when I bashed the hell out of my wrist, and it was dark when we lost power, and then I don't know how long we were drifting before I blacked out.

Babe: Same here. I just wish I knew.

Josh: Well, they're going to send out a search party for us. They'll find us, Babe. I sent out a distress call. We can't be that far from the coast.

Babe: Right. Since we were flying on fumes.

Josh: Hey, don't tick me off -- unless you want to be alone. You know, it does help to have a friend when you're shipwrecked.

Babe: Friends don't kidnap friends.

Josh: I didn't kidnap you!

Babe: Close enough. Ugh!

Josh: What is it? Your leg? Ankle?

Babe: Nothing. Get away from me!

Josh: Hey, I'm a doctor. You could have a broken leg or an ankle.

Babe: I'm sore, ok? I hurt. My entire body hurts. I was just in a freaking plane crash, for Godís sake. I'm sore, I'm allowed to be sore.

Josh: All right, fine. Sorry I tried to help.

Babe: You want to help? How about you swim back to the mainland, and you find the Coast Guard or the police or Mama --

Josh: Oh, yeah, I'm just going to swim back --

Babe: They are going to think I am dead because of you.

J.R.: My wife is missing, she might be dead. Now you're arresting my mother?

Derek: It has to be done.

J.R.: What is this? You don't have any proof.

[Helicopters hover]

J.R.: What are you trying to do, get the confession out of the real killer?

Derek: We already have her. Let's get her into the squad car.

J.R.: Hey --

Derek: You're under a lot of pressure, so I'm going to let that pass.

J.R.: Yeah, don't do me any favors.

Derek: Tad, explain to J.R. that after all he's gotten away with, I would love to lock him up.

Tad: J.R., we'll take care of Dixie.

Jamie: Getting yourself arrested is not going to help her -- or Babe.

J.R.: She didn't kill Greg Madden! You might as well arrest me right now. Take me in, Frye.

Adam: Stop that. Stop antagonizing him, J.R.

Dixie: Relax, ok? Eventually they're going to let me go.

Krystal: We're going to get you the best lawyers, don't worry. Aren't we, Adam?

Adam: Of course, we are.

Tad: J.R., you know we'll get Dixie out.

Dixie: Let him just take me in, ok?

J.R.: You know that CD -- that CD of Greg Madden? That wasn't planted. That was mine. I killed Greg Madden. I'm guilty. Let her go.

Jamie: No, he didn't do it.

[Helicopters hover]

Adam: His confession is meaningless. For Godís sake, he'd say anything to protect Dixie.

Tad: You can't take it seriously.

J.R.: Shut up. Shut up.

Jamie: No, damn it, man, you shut up, or so help me, I will shut you up.

Tad: Derek, he was freaked out to begin with.

Adam: Yeah, now you slam him with this, by arresting his mother?

Dixie: J.R., don't do this.

Jamie: The confession's a lie.

Officer: Want to take him in?

Derek: I'm sick of his confessions. He recants, twists the law in knots, and wastes our time and taxpayers' money.

Adam: Don't say another word.

Jamie: I know J.R.ís innocent. We were --

Derek: You were together the night Madden was buried, I know.

Jamie: Then you know there's no way J.R. could've done it.

Tad: J.R., listen to me. I'll go with Dixie. I'll go down to the police station.

Adam: And I'm going to call in my lawyers. She'll be out in a matter of hours.

Dixie: J.R., I'll be fine.

J.R.: No, I will go. The rest of you, stay here. Listen, just let me know if you find anything.

Krystal: As -- as soon as we find Babe.

Dixie: J.R., I need you to do something for me.

J.R.: Anything.

Dixie: I need you to stay here, ok? Please, just stay here, be here for Babe.

J.R.: But you didn't do it.

Dixie: Then there's nothing to worry about. I'll be fine.

Derek: Time to go.

Babe: There's practically nothing here, just rocks and sand. I wonder if there's anything we could eat, but first thing's first -- we need to make a fire. Do you have a lighter?

Josh: Sorry.

Babe: Ok, then get over here and rub two sticks together or something. Come on, weren't you a Boy Scout or something?

Josh: Too dangerous.

Babe: Your dad let you fly an airplane at the age of 9, but scouting was too dangerous?

Josh: Well, no sports, no horsing around -- that could injure my hands.

Babe: So, what, were you dissecting frogs before you could talk?

Josh: Pretty much.

Babe: And your mother?

Josh: My mother -- the woman I thought was my mother -- she stood up for me when she could.

Babe: She loved you.

Josh: Everything I did was golden, brilliant, better than any other kid had ever done before. Yeah, she loved me, more than anyone else ever did.

Babe: Erica might love you if you give her the chance.

Josh: Look, I'm here in spite of Erica. Remember? She never gave a damn about me, and that's fine. I don't want to be anywhere near her.

Babe: Maybe not right now, but there could be a point that you would.

Josh: Look, Babe, somewhere right now, your family's freaking out. They're crying their eyes out. They're on their knees praying that you're ok. Erica finds out my plane went down, party time. She finally got what she wanted.

Babe: Erica would not think that way.

Josh: Just drop it.

Babe: Fine. Back to the fire, then. Do you have a magnifying glass?

Josh: Yeah -- with my stamp collection back in what's left of the airplane.

Babe: Or something that could work like one? Come on, please. Think of something.

Josh: I can't.

Babe: I can't do everything, Josh. Don't you want to be rescued?

Josh: No, I don't.

Sydney: Honey, they're a pair of cruddy sunglasses, not an Italian sports car. Get over it.

Colby: These cost more than you'll make in a week --

Sydney: Oh.

Colby: If you're not fired before you start.

Del: Hey, Colby. Did your dad find you ok the other night?

Colby: You ratted me out to him?

Del: Well, beach, liquor, and college guys -- not smart for a girl your age.

Sydney: Hi there. I'm Sydney.

Colby: She's my maid's niece. She'll be maid-training at our house for a while.

Del: Good luck with that. Colby, stick with your own crowd, it's safer, ok?

Sydney: As if she had one. Hmm.

Colby: Mm-hmm. Don't get your hopes up, sweetie. He's a poor writer, the brother of one of my dad's ex-wives. Why don't you run along and see what's taking Winifred so long.

Sydney: Are you really this mean?

Colby: I'm honest, and I hate liars and scammers.

Sydney: I hate rich beeyotches with superiority complexes, and so far, honey, you're leading the pack.

Aidan: Just to let you know, I'm not working for your ex-husband anymore.

Annie: Because he fled the country?

Aidan: I want him locked up for what he did.

Erin: So -- so you're not -- you're not going to report Annie?

Annie: If the police in New York --

Aidan: No, I'm -- no. They're not going to be hearing anything from me.

Annie: Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Aidan: Listen, you don't have to thank me. I just -- I just wish I knew about T from the beginning. Trust me, it would've saved us all a lot of grief.

Annie: And, you know, don't hold this against Erin.

Aidan: A friend of yours would like you to get in touch -- Di Henry. As you're now aboveground, you should give her a call.

[Erin remembers seeing Aidan and Di in a passionate clinch.]

Annie: I'll do that. If you see Di, tell her I'll be in touch. Well, Miss Emma, we have to get you to the Miranda Center.

Zach: And Madden has all these pictures of kids -- you know, some he adopted, some he created -- all in that storage unit. And Dixieís convinced that one of the pictures is Kate.

Kendall: He's -- he's a complete sicko, and I hope that Dixie finds her daughter. I mean, when I think that I was so close to doing almost the same thing, it completely freaks me out.

[Knock on door]

Kendall: Oh. Ahem

Derek: I have a few questions for your husband.

Zach: What do you want to know?

Derek: About the night Greg Madden disappeared. What were you doing?

Zach: I was looking for him, somebody else found him.

Derek: Where'd you look?

Zach: A long time ago -- all kinds of places.

Derek: In his home, his clinic?

Zach: Sure.

Derek: The hospital?

Zach: Yeah, why not?

Kendall: Derek, what is this all about?

Derek: Just trying to solve a murder case, that's all.

Kendall: Ok, but why come to Zach right now?

Derek: You want to take this outside?

Zach: Anything you want to say, you can say in front of my wife.

Derek: Ok. You weren't searching alone.

Kendall: Yeah, he was with Dixie Martin that night.

Derek: How long? You and Dixie were together how long?

Zach: All night. So what?

Derek: So you're under arrest for the murder of Greg Madden. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Kendall: Ok, are you crazy? There is no way that Zach killed Greg Madden. It didn't happen.

Zach: Let him do his job. It won't stick.

Derek: If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be assigned to you by --

Zach: I can. Let's go downtown.

Kendall: Ryan, Derek is trying to arrest Zach for killing Greg Madden.

Ryan: You got to be kidding me. A shot in the dark, huh?

Derek: We have forensic evidence.

Ryan: Oh, you do? That's great. What is that?

Derek: Can't go into it.

Zach: Take care of Spike.

Ryan: You know what? I'll call Livia for you, all right?

Zach: Ok. I'll be back.

Kendall: Ok.

Tad: We all split up. Was anybody else with you at any minute during that evening?

Dixie: I would really appreciate it if you would not interrogate me.

Tad: You're doing it again. Why -- why do you do this to me? What, you're going to push me away, and wait for a guy like Zach Slater to come through for you. Well, he certainly came through for you this time, didn't he?

Dixie: You don't know what Zachís done for me.

Tad: Well, I know this -- you wouldn't be chained to a bench if you hadn't run off to recruit him for your all-night search.

Dixie: Tad, do you want to know why I don't come to you? This is why I don't come to you. Because all you end up doing is judging me and attacking me, and right now I can't even walk away.

Officer: Your cell's ready.

Josh: Let them all think we're dead -- Pine Valley, the world. Doesn't matter to me.

Babe: I don't believe you.

Josh: What's death to me? I wasn't meant to be here anyway.

Babe: Technically, neither was I. I was a surprise to Mama, and David never even knew about me -- he didn't even know Mamaís last name. But I like my life. I love it, and I want it back.

Josh: Ok, not to play "my life sucks worse than yours," but I think I win.

Babe: Ok. So Erica didn't want a baby way back when. But here you are. It's different, you know.

Josh: Look, even if Erica is willing to tolerate me, Pine Valley is nothing but an audience for my life's freak show, Babe. The ConFusion opening was just a taste. I am the undead, the pseudo son of the mad fertility doctor, his walking, talking science project.

Babe: People -- yes, they'll be curious at first, but not for long.

Josh: "Let's see how much Josh can take. Let's pile it on, see if he cracks." You know, no one gave a damn what I do after they played that disc.

Babe: That is not true.

Josh: Right. No one except you. And now here we are. I'm here with the one person who cares about me. Why would I want to go back? Why would I want to go anywhere?

[Josh gently takes Babeís hand in his.]

J.R.: Damn it!

[Helicopters hover]

Adam: Son -- son, listen to me. Listen to me. I am about to go and call in favors from every politico and every judge I have met.

Krystal: J.R. --

Adam: J.R., It'll be fine.

Krystal: J.R., your mama and Babe are going to be ok. Don't you give up on them. Donít. They are strong and they are determined, and they can get through anything, so don't you forget that. Dixie and Babe are going to -- going to come through.

Julia: You really mobilized everybody to help Dixie.

J.R.: While I sit here and what? Waiting for Babe to wash up on the shore?

Jamie: J.R., don't.

J.R.: No, the hell with this.

Julia: Hey, let's search for Babe ourselves. We've still got daylight left. What are we waiting for?

Babe: I'm sorry that you're so miserable, and that there's no one that you want to get back to, but I love my family, and --

Josh: They love you.

Babe: And I need to get back to my son, and Mama, and --

Josh: And your husband.

Babe: And my husband. I will not let J.R. think that I'm dead. I won't put him through more hell. I am going to do whatever it takes to get off this pathetic chunk of rock and get back to the people that I love.

Del: And so by then, my new book should be out, which would be really good, because after --

Colby: Ex-squeeze me.

Del: Not now, Colby. She's a cute kid.

Colby: Actually, it's business. A very good money offer from the Chandler family.

Del: Would you give me a minute, beautiful?

Woman: Sure.

Del: Now, about this business proposition -- what, did your dad finally come to his senses and realize I have a bestseller on my hands?

Colby: Books can wait. It's bigger.

Del: What? Movie? TV series?

Colby: Gladiator.

Del: Gladiator? Not exactly in my current novel, but I'm sure I can work one in.

Colby: No -- you would look so hot in a gladiator costume. And I need at least two of the six to be blonde. To carry me in for my grand entrance for my sweet 16.

Del: Oh.

Colby: Oh, my dad would pay you. And plus, you owe me for ratting me out to him. I mean, I could even put you up front if you want. You know, I was thinking maybe I should go for more of a Pirates-of-the-Caribbean theme. Would you wear an eye patch?

Del: How about we dress you up in some little devil horns and a pitchfork, and we go for a no-way-in-hell theme?

Colby: No. Come on, it's good exposure, you'll get good press. It's going to be great.

Del: Colby, you're Adam Chandlerís daughter, and you're jailbait. All right? As much as I'd love to, I got enough problems without worrying about being in your teenage fantasy. Later.

Colby: Ugh. Get me the manager. I want that guy thrown out of here, now.

Annie: I'll take Emma to the center. Let's go meet those teachers, ok?

Erin: Bye.

Annie: We'll see you later. Say "Bye."

Emma: Bye.

Erin: I know that this has been difficult for you.

Aidan: Well, not all clients are who they pretend to be.

Erin: Now you get why I couldn't tell you the truth.

Aidan: No, you decided not to tell me the truth. Instead, you threw our relationship down the drain.

Erin: No.

Aidan: Easier to lie to me, was it?

Erin: No, Aidan, it wasnít.

Aidan: You know, you risked yourself and your safety and didn't trust me to do the same thing for you.

Erin: Don't -- don't you understand why I couldn't tell you that I was hiding Annie?

Aidan: Yeah, I understand. You didn't think that I would put you first, respect your feelings, or your need to do this. In fact, you were too damn sure that you couldn't trust me, and I wouldn't trust you. What's so hard to understand about that?

Josh: Hey, all you'll get is blisters. Let me try it for a while. Why don't you go see if you can spot some wreckage from the airplane. You see anything that's concave, bowl-shaped -- maybe we could use it to catch some rainwater -- help us build a shelter. Or if you see a blowtorch or a kerosene stove, why don't you drag that back over here, too? Or call me, and I'll help you, ok?

Babe: Thanks.

Josh: Well, it's about time I got some blisters and calluses on these hands.

Ryan: Thank you very much, Livia. I'll pass that on, ok? Bye. Well, she's on her way to see him. And depending on what this -- what this so-called evidence is, she could have him out in a couple hours.

Kendall: Well, that's a relief.

Ryan: Hey, the case was just getting cold, all right? He -- Derek was under pressure to make an arrest. That's all this is. They can't hold Zach. It'll be ok.

Kendall: Will it?

Sydney: I can't believe I thought you were human.

Colby: You pretended to be real, with a real life.

Sydney: That you had some depth.

Colby: With something going.

Sydney: Instead, you're superficial.

Colby: God, you're a servant from a family of servants.

Sydney: One more snotty bleached blonde.

Colby: Ok, hey, this is natural.

Sydney: Who thinks they're better than everyone, because they can charge up prettier hair on Daddyís platinum cards.

Colby: You know, it's not a smart thing to insult your boss.

Sydney: You're not my boss.

Colby: You're working for my family.

Sydney: You're nothing.

Colby: Liar. You know, just drop the attitude or you're fired. And bring that to the car.

Sydney: I'd rather see you eat it.

Winifred: Oh. Are you two hungry already?

Colby: Oh, that's ok, Winifred.

Sydney: Oh, Aunt Winnie -- um -- Colby was actually just telling me that she's getting fat. Better diet.

Winifred: Miss Colby, don't you dare, you're perfect. Tennis lesson is all set. Now, Sydney, you have to hurry up if you want to make that uniform fitting. Sydney, let's go!

Colby: Have fun.

Sydney: Oops. Oops. Oh, lucky it's only water.

Colby: Hey, yeah, lucky for you.

Aidan: Maybe I'm wrong. Ok? May-- maybe there's something that I couldn't see. Is that it, Erin? Because why don't you fill me in? Why didn't you give a damn about us? Why did you throw us away, huh?

Erin: You fill me in first, Aidan. Why did you wait all of 10 seconds before you slept with someone else?

Julia: Do we rent a helicopter?

Jamie: No, no, no -- the marina.

J.R.: We charter a boat. Tad can take care of my mom, we'll take care of Babe.

Jamie: Are you really going?

Julia: If anyone can find her --

Jamie: We can.

J.R.: Yeah.

Babe: You did it. Oh -- you did it, and you weren't ever even a Boy Scout.

Josh: I guess it was all those years of watching reality TV.

Babe: Whatever, I don't care. It's great. Well, we just got to keep it going, and then maybe if we add some damp stuff, we can make enough smoke, and then it can be seen 100 miles away. I cannot believe you did it.

Josh: You shouldn't be here. I was stupid and selfish.

Babe: And worse. But you'll have plenty of time to confess what a thoughtless pig you were once we're rescued.

Josh: God, I wish I hadn't done this. Put you through this, your family. You don't deserve this.

Babe: Just keep thinking how you can make it up to me. I keep thinking, and I keep hearing that noise. The roar, and then -- and then the "thunk" when we hit the water. It was so cold, even this late in summer. It was so cold.

[Josh puts his arm around Babe and looks into her eyes.]

Tad: Terrific. Just what I need. You standing over me gloating.

Adam: Believe it or not, we're on the same side here. Dixieís. How does it look?

Tad: Like a mountain of trouble. I never thought I'd see the day. You better call every contact you have, because she's going to need it. This one's bad.

Kendall: Derek has evidence.

Ryan: Yeah, or he's bluffing. And gauging from Zachís reaction --

Kendall: No, nobody had a better reason to kill Greg than Dixie did. And Zach was with her all night. He already admitted that.

Ryan: Well, that doesn't mean that they did it.

Kendall: Ok. Well, what if they did? What if Zach really killed Greg Madden?

Zach: You ever get tired of your sister busting your cases?

Derek: Oh, Livia can't get you out of this one. Together again, huh?

Dixie: God, Zach, now what do we do?

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Dixie (to Zach): You think they're bugging us.

Zach (to Dixie): We're being framed.

Derek (to Tad, David, and Ryan): A fingerprint was found in the inner lid of Maddenís coffin. It's a 10-point match to Zach Slater.

Erica (to Kendall): Zach is guilty, isn't he?

Josh (to Babe): What I want is more time to make you stop wanting J.R. and start wanting me.

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