All My Children Transcript Monday 2/14/05
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Ryan: I'm going to go. I'm going to take care of it. Trust me. Just don't tell your dad, ok?
Ethan: I adore your sister.
Kendall: Well, that's because adorable runs in the family.
Ethan: You know, I've noticed that. And seeing as how it's Valentine's Day, I was hoping that we might be able to do something a little special this evening.
Kendall: All right. Cut the cake, sing off-key, and let's get the hell out of here.
Krystal: That was --
Krystal: Yes and no.
Tad: How does that work? Upper lip great, lower lip not so good?
Krystal: More like Krystal's going to the big house. Why not give her something to chew on for the next 10 to 20. Was that a pity kiss?
Tad: I feel a lot of surprising things for you right now. Pity isn't on the list. If I was a better, less selfish person, maybe I'd work on it. Right now I'd rather just kiss you again.
Anita: You are amazing.
Aidan: You didn't hear? I got kicked out of the lobby.
Anita: And you still stick around here to keep Maggie safe. You really think Jonathan is going to come back?
Aidan: If he does, I'm going to welcome him with open arms and closed fists. Now, I don't think that's very amazing of me.
Anita: Oh, you have no idea. Happy Valentine's Day.
Jack: I don't want to cause trouble between you and Ryan. You know that. But if Jonathan is to blame for you ending up on that trapeze --
Greenlee: I know, I know.
Jack: Well, does Ryan know?
Greenlee: A lot of people have clued in to who Jonathan really is, but Ryan can't. It hurts too much. And now that he knows that he's a Lavery, he's Jonathan's full-blood brother, his head is in a really bad place.
Jack: Well, I'm sorry for Ryan for that. But I don't care what Jonathan's last name is. Anybody hurts my family, they pay.
Bianca: Why were you there? Why did you save me?
Babe: Lily had said that some guy was going off on you at the Center. So by the time I got there, he was going all loco on you and -- and wack jobs like that, they obviously don't wait for an invite, so I couldn't, either. How do you even know that nut job? Why was he going after you?
Bianca: He's a dangerous man. And I think he just got worse.
Jack: Happy Valentine's Day.
Erica: Oh, Jack. How sweet. Really. Reggie would call this old-school romance.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, he probably would. What do you suppose Reggie would call this?
Erica: Oh, Jack. Oh. Reggie would call that "bling." He would call that "bling-bling-bling." He would call that -- oh, my goodness, it's huge. When did you have time to get this -- this bling?
Jack: Well, I'll tell you what I'd call it. I'd call it love and romance. And something else.
Erica: Jack, what could top this?
Jack: Oh, I was just thinking maybe it was time to put this back on.
Erica: Oh, Jack. Oh, Jack. I will never take it off again.
Jack: Need I say it again? You are my heart.
Aidan: So, you still want to live life on the edge?
Anita: Show me the edge.
Aidan: I think we should have dessert first. Here.
Anita: Oh. Ok, ok, ok. "Will you be mine?" Isn't that sweet. Now you go.
Aidan: What do we have here. "Yes." That's even sweeter.
Anita: No, it does not say -- it does.
Aidan: Doubt not the candy gods.
Opal: No man on the earth could be as stubborn as you are.
Palmer: That one who'd marry you, they'd find out soon enough.
Erica: Lovely to see you two, as well. Hey, what's this round?
Palmer: Oh, just some paltry details about Dixie's grandson being alive and well, and a Buchanan.
Opal: Well, excuse me for worrying about Tad and Jamie, too.
Palmer: Oh, Tad, Tad Martin. He's been the village idiot for years, and Jamie's no better than that.
Erica: Please, can we have a ceasefire, just for one night, please? And that goes for everyone, ok? We are going to just smile, we're going to celebrate, we're going to have a wonderful time.
Myrtle: Hear, hear.
Krystal: I can't afford to get fuzzy-headed, Tad, not now.
Tad: It's a hell of a thing you're about to do.
Krystal: I'm a mama. That's it.
Tad: You're willing to do time so your daughter doesn't have to. You're going to give up everything so she gets off with community service.
Krystal: The fact that Miranda stayed in Babe's arms is my fault. It's mine, and I'm going to take responsibility for it.
Tad: Honey, if the DA goes for this deal, this could very well be your last night, which means that it's -- I mean, it's our last night.
Krystal: Tad, do you hear what you're saying? Do you understand what's going on? I dragged you into this just as much as I dragged Babe into this. You're looking at jail time, too. You're just going to paint a smiley face on that?
Tad: Why not give it a try? What the hell have we got to lose that we haven't already lost? If you can forget that, I can. I mean, there's no baseball game around for us -- for you to get rowdy at.
Krystal: The bimbo started it.
Tad: Yeah, well, maybe we could find a batting cage. Or just go dancing together. Real slow and real tight, the way people who have only got one night left together dance.
Krystal: I can't forget, Tad. Not for one night, not for a second. So I don't deserve a preprison pity party. Just -- just forget me, ok? I'm sorry.
Reggie: Wait -- oh, my God. I can't believe you didn't remind me.
Reggie: Today is Valentine's Day.
Danielle: Oh, it --
Reggie: It must have slipped my mind.
Danielle: Hey, Valentine's Day is just a lame marketing tool to sell greeting cards, flowers, and candy. Just another way to make a buck.
Reggie: Oh, so, that means I should just ditch these in protest, right?
Danielle: Linkdead? For me? For real?
Reggie: Yeah, but, you know, it was a Valentine's Day gift, and we're too cool for that type of stuff anyway, right?
Danielle: You're right. Like we'd let the man tell us how and when to show each other what we feel. Happy whatever day.
Reggie: Hi, Lily. No pictures this time, ok?
Erica: Oh, Danielle and Reggie. How nice to see you.
Reggie: What's with all the faces?
Erica: Oh, once the birthday girl and Miranda arrive, then -- then we'll get in gear.
Reggie: Good, because right now this car is on the side of the road, stalled, with no flares, no hood up, no nothing.
Danielle: No hope.
Jonathan's voice: I want you to remember this. I want you to think about this for the rest of your life, and hopefully you won't wreck other people's lives!
Babe's voice: Get your father and you get in here fast. Go. Hurry.
Jonathan's voice: Don't talk back to me!
Babe: Thank goodness you're ok. Both of you.
Bianca: Did you follow me?
Babe: Did I -- what? Why?
Bianca: So that you could wait for an opportunity like this. A chance to save the day.
Babe: I just needed some fresh air. I needed to think. I told you, Lily came in, and she was totally freaking out, and by the time I got her to tell me why, I sent her to get help and find Jack. And then I had to get that guy away from you somehow.
Bianca: He's gone. You're still here.
Babe: And you're still shivering.
Bianca: Ryan! We're in the boathouse.
Bianca: Ryan, please, come quick. We're in the boathouse.
Bianca: Oh, Ryan, thank God.
Ryan: Lily told me to go to the Miranda Center, but I was cutting through and I saw you guys.
Bianca: It's Jonathan. He's lost it. He's completely lost it.
Ryan: Did he hurt you?
Bianca: The way he was talking to me, the things he said, the way he moved.
Ryan: What about the baby?
Bianca: She's ok.
Bianca: He blocked her stroller, he wouldn't let us leave. Ryan, I was afraid that he was going to --
Babe: How is a guy like that even out on the loose, anyway?
Ryan: Ok, listen. Just take them home, keep them safe. I'll take care of my brother, ok? Excuse me.
Danielle: Lils, you ok?
Lily: Yelling. I don't like the yelling.
Reggie: Oh, just tune those two guys out. That's old folks' idea of romance.
Lily: Not them. The yelling man. Suspect. He wouldn't stop. She said to hurry.
Reggie: Lily, who? What suspect?
Lily: Ryan said not to tell Dad, but the lady in the red said to hurry and get Dad quick. I don't know what to do.
Reggie: All right. Did anybody mention me?
Reggie: Then you can tell me. Who started this?
Ryan: Jonathan? Get up. Get up! What is this, you think you can play me? Come on, man, get up! Tell me what you did. Tell me what you did to Bianca, huh?
Jonathan: Bianca? Bianca and I were talking, and Babe Chandler runs in there like a lunatic and hits me with this thing. Is Bianca hurt?
Ryan: Come on, get up.
Jonathan: What's with the --
Ryan: You can't do this to me, all right? You went after Bianca. You went after her kid. You terrorized her. What is wrong with you?
Tad: Excuse me, miss. This seat taken?
Krystal: Tad, you don't have any business wasting your time on me. The laughing, the joking, and trying to make me smile. I hurt people. And tomorrow, please, God, I want to start paying for it. But I've sucked enough months out of your life, and I'm not going to do it anymore.
Tad: Is this seat taken? You know, years from now, when I think back -- the time we spent together -- I probably won't remember you sucking a lot of months out of my life. I'll probably remember smiling, laughing, and having more fun than I have in years. So what do you say we do ourselves a favor and try to have some fun tonight? Just smile for the hell of it, because we can. God, I'm good.
Erica: Bianca? Sweetheart, where are you? Are you on your way?
Bianca: Um, no. I'm sorry, Mom.
Erica: But you're coming, aren't you?
Bianca: I'm not feeling well. I think -- I think I'm coming down with something. I don't think it's a good idea.
Erica: Look, sweetheart, I am so sorry. And I wouldn't ask, except you have a small army here waiting to yell "Surprise."
Bianca: Oh, you're joking. That is so sweet. Could you just tell everybody that I'm so sorry and send them my love, and I will make it up to them and you. God, it's so sweet, Mom. Thank you for thinking of me.
Erica: Well, always, sweetheart. All right. I love you, honey.
Bianca: You know, I should yell at you to stay away from my baby.
Babe: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.
Bianca: I could scream. Really, who could blame me?
Bianca: She loves you.
Babe: But you're her world.
Bianca: Well, of course. I'm her mother. But she loves you. You can't possibly share all those months together, all those days, and not form an unbreakable connection. Something in her little girl's mind tells her that she can trust you. Of course, that's what every mother wants for her child. All the love in the world. But to see you now, holding her, whispering in her ear -- I just don't know what to feel right now.
Erica: Just a cold.
Palmer: Uh-huh. Well, maybe she knew that the mouth that never stops was going to be here.
Opal: Oh, stuff a mushroom cap, you old buzzard.
Ethan: Ahem -- ok, I think that's our cue to leave.
Ethan: Let's see if we can't have a little party of our own.
Kendall: Mm-hmm. I'm with you. Let's go.
Reggie: J, look, something's wrong with Lily, and she won't tell me. You need to give it a shot. It might be Bianca.
Ryan: You had to talk to Bianca? What did you do? You tracked her down here after dark away from her people? I mean --
Jonathan: Why shouldn't I talk to her, Ry, huh? She made my fiancée leave me.
Ryan: You hit your fiancée. Do you ever think that that's maybe why Maggie left you?
Jonathan: We were working on it together. Bianca comes to my house and dumps all this stuff in her head, Ryan.
Ryan: Shut up.
Jonathan: She kissed her, Ryan, all right?
Ryan: Shut up with all the lies and the excuses, all right? Maggie left you, and now you want Bianca to suffer. I mean, you corner her here? You terrorize her? Who does that? Who are you?
Jonathan: Who am I? I'm just like you. You're full of Patrick's blood, too. You're just like me. Yeah. Bianca told me about Chris Stamp's journal. He was just trying to save you from being one of the screwed-up Lavery guys, but too bad it was all a lie, huh? You ever plan on telling me?
Ryan: I was a little busy doing damage control, Jonathan.
Jonathan: Sucks, doesn't it? Takes your smug superiority and flushes it right down that genetic toilet, huh? You're Patrick Lavery's son. You're just as twisted as the rest of us. You, me, Braden. Welcome to the club.
Ryan: No. No, you don't get to do this. You don't get to turn it around and make it about me. Now, you went after Bianca. Why? Why, because all that matters is what you feel and what you want? You hit Maggie, you terrorized Bianca. Why? Because -- because your feelings were hurt? Grow up, Hocket! You're right. You are twisted, and it makes me sick to see it! I swear to you, if I could --
Jonathan: Could what? Huh? Could beat it out of me? Hmm? Come on. Come on, man! Give it your best shot! Where's a good belt when you need one?
Ryan: What am I going to do? What am I going to do with you? I got to get you help.
Jonathan: I don't need help!
Ryan: Yeah, you do. You need help more than you know. You realize that if you continue like this that I will not be able to dig you out. What is it with you? What, do you want to go to jail?
Jack: Well, that would certainly work for me.
Reggie: I told you to back off Maggie, but now you go after Bianca? See, this is payback.
Jack: No. I'll take care of this.
Ryan: Hey, this is my brother. I'm handling it, ok?
Jack: Too late for that, Ryan. Your brother here has crossed the line. Now we handle it my way.
Babe: I do love Miranda. I mean, look at her. She's amazing. I knew that that night that I put her in your arms in the cabin. I knew that I would love both of you for the rest of my life. And that still hasn't changed. I know. I know. This is -- this is crazy and you're drowning in craziness because of me. But no more. I should just go and let you lock the door behind me.
Bianca: Did you send Jamie here? He came to talk to me.
Babe: To apologize?
Bianca: No, to ask me for help. He wants me to go and talk to the DA, get you off the hook for what you did to me.
Babe: I didn't even know that he came. He didn't tell me.
Bianca: Really? So it was all his idea?
Babe: I'm sorry.
Bianca: You're sorry for everything. But I can't say it's ok, not for me and not for my daughter.
Babe: Jamie just has such a big heart. All he's -- all he's wanting to do is he's just wanting to make things better for me and baby James, make it right even though he's going about it the wrong way. If I could give back to you two what I have taken from you, I would. But the least I can do is I can -- I can stop taking.
Bianca: You'll go to prison, you know.
Babe: It looks that way.
Erica: Thank you both for coming.
Erica: No bloodshed in the elevator. Thank you.
Opal: I can't promise anything.
Erica: All right. Good night.
Myrtle: Darling, would you like some company until Jack comes from his emergency?
Erica: Oh, Myrtle. Oh, I could always count on you.
Erica: Yes. But even this? Myrtle, I need your help with something, but I'm going to have to swear you to secrecy.
Myrtle: Well, if anyone can salvage a night that's gone down the drain --
Myrtle: Tell me.
Erica: Myrtle, will you help me plan my wedding?
Danielle: Lily, your dad and Reggie needed to know where Ryan went. You did good.
Lily: That's not what I'm thinking about. I saw you kiss Reggie.
Danielle: Oh, we caved in to the system for Valentine's Day.
Lily: But you kiss on other days, too. Why?
Danielle: Um, because we like each other. It feels good.
Lily: Good, how? Like, how does it feel?
Danielle: Well, when you like someone, it feels soft, sweet, warm. I don't know -- it's something you don't want to stop doing.
Lily: Right. And you kissed Reggie on Valentine's Day because he's your boyfriend. I think I'd like to try to kiss Aidan.
Anita: "Love --"
Aidan: Come on.
Anita: "Aidan." You had those made up just for me?
Ethan: That's it. Now, listen, I had a tiny little bit of work done on the jet, you know --
Kendall: Oh, really?
Ethan: Couple of throw pillows, a new magazine. You get the picture.
Kendall: And flowers? Because the fragrance is fabulous. Oh, my God. Ethan, oh my God!
Ethan: Much better.
Singers: Is it love?
Kendall: Could you be more romantic? I mean, you know I'm a sucker for roses and champagne and candles.
Ethan: Well, I think that it's a very good thing that Paris has both. I thought we could get a little breakfast in bed and then have some lunch at a little private booth on the Ile Saint-Louis.
Kendall: Ooh. Ooh.
Ethan: And then maybe we could be home in time for bed.
Kendall: Yeah, I like that a lot.
Ethan: You do?
Kendall: I do. I like it.
Singer: Is it love knocking on the door?
Opal: Oh, no. Tell me I am dreaming. I haven't even had my first Harvey Wallbanger yet, so I can't be hallucinating.
Tad: Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, Mama.
Opal: What are you doing, tipping back with the likes of her, tonight of all nights? What are you doing?
Tad: Just take it easy, all right? I stopped explaining myself to you a long time ago.
Opal: Yeah, well, how do you explain it to yourself? That's what I want to know.
Krystal: Opal, if it's any consolation, this is probably the last time you're going to see us together.
Opal: From your lips, honey. Barkeep, give me a Harvey Wallbanger, heavy on the maraschinos.
Tad: Sorry about that.
Krystal: No, don't be sorry. There's part of me that agrees with her.
Tad: I'm right where I want to be.
Man: Ok, you had your liquid courage. Now it's time to step up and let loose. That's right, it's karaoke time!
Tad: Oh, for God's sake. Prison isn't bad enough. First Mama, now this. "Karaoke" is Japanese for "screeching" -- it makes your ears bleed. Come on, we're out of here. New gin joint.
Krystal: No, no, no, Tad. You said you were going to show me a good time, so show me.
Opal: Uh, testing, testing -- one, two, three.
Tad: Looks like somebody beat me to it.
Opal: Excuse me, ladies and gents. I'm sorry to butt in line, but this is a karaoke emergency. I got a special dedication to send out tonight. This one goes to the little lady sitting right over there.
Tad: Oh, God. Kill me now.
Opal: Hit it. Toot, toot ah beep, beep yeah toot, toot ah beep, beep toot, toot ah beep, beep yeah. Bad girls, talkin' 'bout the sad girls. I'm talking to you, sister. Yeah. Sad girls, talkin' 'bout bad, bad girls.
Kendall: Wait a minute. Ethan, does the phrase "jump bail" mean anything to you?
Ethan: Shh. Listen, I'm only speaking French right now. Ok?
Kendall: No. Wait, listen -- forget Paris. All right? All we need right now is us.
Kendall: Yeah, I'm coming over here.
Danielle: Well, it looks like I'll be staying with you until Erica gets back from taking Myrtle home. Hmm, ok. Didn't you and Aidan decide no kissing, no touching? I mean, you can't just up and change the rules without talking to Aidan first.
Lily: But the rules should change because I changed. Aidan touched me right here and it didn't hurt at all.
Danielle: Right there? Right there is perfect, actually, so why --
Lily: If this can work, I think kissing Aidan can work, too.
Danielle: You know what I think will be cool? If you and Aidan can go back to numbers.
Lily: I don't think I can.
Danielle: Because you've changed?
Lily: Yes, me and my feelings. When I'm around him, my face gets hot. I tingle -- my hands, from my waist to my toes. I want to feel like that some more. I'd like to -- I'd like to kiss Aidan. I know I have Autism Spectrum Disorder, but what I'm feeling -- it's normal, right?
Danielle: Yes, Lily, it is, but --
Lily: I'm a girl.
Danielle: And, boy, do you need to talk to your dad.
Jack: Derek Frye, I believe you know Jonathan Lavery.
Derek: Yeah, we've met. And we're about to get to know each other better.
Ryan: Derek, you honestly don't need to do this, ok?
Derek: Jackson gave me a call, allegations have been made. So -- Jonathan, sounds like you've been busy. Why don't you come down to the station and tell me why I shouldn't lock you up.
Jonathan: Yes, please. I would love the opportunity to explain it. This has all just been so blown out of proportion. There's a bunch of people around town freaking out for no reason.
Derek: Ok. Make me understand. Let's go.
Jack: Come on, you.
Greenlee: We should go and see if we can help.
Ryan: No, this is my problem.
Greenlee: This means what's mine is yours and vice versa -- good, bad, ugly -- all of it.
Ryan: Listen, Greenlee, it's fine. I'll see you at home, ok?
Greenlee: No, Ryan. Wait.
Bianca: Jamie was right to talk to me.
Babe: Jamie is sweet and he loves me, but that doesn't mean that it was ok.
Bianca: No, he was right. If I did go to the DA, if your own victim asked him to cut you a break, it would help. He would have to listen.
Babe: And I would do anything to be with my son, anything except ask you to do that for me.
Bianca: Babe. I don't know how to feel about you.
Babe: Me, neither. I do stupid things without thinking. And even when I do think, I still go on and do crazy things. I snuck into the Buchanans' mansion dressed as a caterer to see James. And Kevin was waiting for me, had video cameras all over the place. I know. I know, I know, I'm -- I'm stupid. But, you know, even after a stunt like that, there's probably even nothing you can do for me. I know that I may not have many brains, but I know what I feel. Love for my son and -- and joy for you and your daughter.
Babe: And I know that it's hard for you to see me. But when I see the two of you together, it makes my heart feel warm.
Bianca: Miranda is my life. I'm alive because of her. And I can reach out and touch her whenever I want. But I cannot forget those nights when I didn't have a baby to hold.
Babe: Those nights -- they're so long. There's no way that you can ever forget them. But it's not the only thing that you have. You have joy, joy that you can hold in your arms and hug on to for dear life. Don't let anyone mess that up for you. Especially not me.
Opal: Well, I hope you learned a little something from my gift of song. Just let me know if you ever need an encore.
Krystal: Well, at least there's a one-song-per-person limit.
Tad: Yeah, thank God for that, but I can safely say karaoke night is dead because nobody's going to dare follow that up.
Krystal: Oh, I love a dare. Besides, somebody's got to stamp out those negative vibes from that "gift of song."
Tad: What are you saying, now you're going to try to put a smile on my face?
Krystal: Well, I don't know if I can, but I'm going to try.
Tad: Krystal -- honey, don't do this to me. Sit.
Krystal: No, no, just wait. What do we have here? Here's a good one. ?My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine, you make me smile with my heart mmm. Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart? Don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me. Stay, funny valentine, stay. Each day is Valentine's Day mmm.
[During Krystal's singing, some of Pine Valley's couples (Kendall & Ethan, Reggie & Danielle, Adrian & Anita) are smooching while Lily dreams of kissing Adrian.
>> On the next "All My Children" --
Jamie: I can help you get the one thing you want more than anything in this world.
Erica: I want you out of my daughter's life.
Bianca: I shouldn't have kissed you.
Maggie: Then it wasn't all a lie.
Ryan: How many chances did I give you, and how many times did you lie to me?
Greenlee: I think I found something.
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