AMC Transcript Monday 10/25/04

All My Children Transcript Monday 10/25/04


By Suzanne
Proofread by Gisele

Jamie: Are you in shock?

Babe: Yeah, I'm shocked and I'm stunned and I'm totally amazed. What we're about to do -- are you really ready just to pack up and disappear?

Jamie: I'm doing what I have to do, what I want to do.

Babe: You know, it's not too late just to snap out of it. I'll still think you're beyond brave and totally perfect. You can go ahead and go.

Jamie: I'm not going anywhere. And considering what we're about to do, you better get used to that.

Krystal: Exactly what are you about to do? What's going on between you two?

Danielle: Hey, that's what I'm talking about. Just like the Lily we all know and love.

Lily: This says I'm smart, stylish, friendly, and not ready to have sex.

Danielle: It does?

Reggie: Erica gave her the breakdown on what kind of signals clothes send out.

Danielle: Oh, ok.

Reggie: Now, how about you school me in History before I take that test?

Danielle: You'll be cool until lunch?

Lily: I'm totally cool.

Danielle: Good.

Reggie: See you later.

Autumn: Well, Lil. It looks like we need to talk in a big, bad way.

Kendall: It was true.

Bianca: Michael's brother? All this time?

Greenlee: You were right, but I wish you weren't.

Ethan: You say you're Alexander Cambias, Jr. Answer me. Am I your son?

Erica: How dare you. How dare you come into our lives after what your brother did to my daughter.

Zach: I'm not my brother. But the name Cambias is enough for you to spit at me, isn't it? Why would I invite that?

Greenlee: The tough guy lied so no one would hurt his feelings?

Jack: Let me ask you this. Why would you even bother? I mean, you had already proved that you were a Cambias with all your secrets and games. Who was your first target? The very woman that your brother tried to destroy. You ooze your way into her daughter's charity. You used Bianca's kindness as a weapon against her.

Zach: Bianca's the last person I wanted to hurt. And I talked to her about Michael, about all the things that I regret.

Jack: Yeah, well, there's not enough regret in the world for you to make up for what you've done.

Zach: Question for you -- yesterday some of you disliked me, some of you mistrusted me, and some just wanted me gone. What's different now, now you know the name that I was born with?

Kendall: Michael did that, too. He gave me a phony name. You followed in his footsteps without even knowing it.

Erica: Oh, no, I think you did know it. I think you knew exactly what you were doing, and you enjoyed it. You are perverse.

Ethan: You've cleared your conscience and the world knows everything, right? Except me. You see, I know even less now than I did before. You say you're Alexander Cambias, Jr. I say I'm your son. Well, you tell me. Am I your son, yes or no? Head games, subterfuge, saying you knew my father, and all those warnings.

Zach: I was right, wasn't I? They treat you with the same contempt they show any Cambias. They don't believe you, but they still hate you.

Ethan: But you knew the truth all along and you never said a word. For all your so generous offers of money, jobs, work, lawyers, sympathy, you never stopped playing me.

Ryan: Well, that's his thing, Ethan. That's why the casino gig fits him so perfectly. He doesn't just play the games. He owns them. Now, if the house always wins, that must get a little boring. Is that why you work the players for a few extra thrills? Man, that murder game must have been a little slice of heaven for you, huh, Slater?

Erica: Or maybe you prefer "Cambias" now? Alexander, Jr., the golden child.

Ryan: If your father could see you now --

Zach: Don't mention my father. And don't play righteous with me. You stole an empire. Now behold the goodly king. Gladly give it all back to the rightful owner, right?

Greenlee: Meaning what, he wouldn't? You may be screwed up about who you are, but my husband isn't. You can believe what he says.

Zach: Sure. Go count your money. Take your jet to the tropics. You got my name. That's all you'll get from me.

Ethan: Why? Why do you do battle with him? Why won't you acknowledge me as your son?

Kendall: You owe him this. We're talking about who he is and where he belongs, so for God's sakes, just say it out loud so he can know once and for all.

Jonathan: Don't tell me you all are buying this crock. What, he says he's a Cambias, so, poof, he's a Cambias? Well, you know what? In that case, I'm one, too. You know, sign me up. When do I get my first check?

Bianca: There must be something more. I mean, there has to be. You brought us all here for a reason.

Erica: To be his audience, to play into his theatrics. I have had enough.

Jack: I think Erica's right. You've done all the damage you're going to do. Fraud, misrepresentation, criminal neglect the night that Ryan was shot. Now, if you're as slick as you seem to be, maybe you'll disappear again, this time forever?

Ethan: No. He doesn't get to go anywhere until I get some answers. You say you're Alexander Cambias, Jr. Then who am I? Why won't you say it?

Zach: Because I can't. I can't because you're not my son.

Babe: Gosh, Mama, you scared me.

Krystal: Yeah, right back at you. What's going on here? And how did you two find this place?

Babe: It's ok. We --

Krystal: What's ok?

Jamie: Babe's trying to tell you that I know.

Krystal: Well, why don't you clue me in, then?

Babe: I told him everything.

Krystal: Everything? As in -- Babe, tell me you're not serious.

Jamie: I had most of the pieces already. Babe just made them fit.

Krystal: So, you -- you know --

Jamie: I figured out that you switched the samples of the original DNA test. I know who Bess is and that Babe has a son.

Krystal: And what are you going to do about it?

Jamie: Bess belongs with Bianca.

Krystal: I know that. I know that. The last thing that we ever wanted was to hurt anybody.

Jamie: And Ace should be with Babe. Forget everything else. That's what really matters. Those kids belong with their mothers. Their mothers would do anything to protect them.

Krystal: I think -- I think I'm going to have an attack.

Babe: Mama --

Krystal: No, no, no, it's all right. It's going to be all right. Oh, thank you. Thank you for having such a good heart. Thank you! Oh.

Jamie: I can't take credit for that. That belongs to my parents.

Krystal: Oh, no parents ever raised a better man.

Jamie: My job is to make sure that J.R. does not turn Ace into Adam III. I want what's best for Miranda and Ace, and that's the mothers who love them.

Krystal: Oh, I prayed that same prayer in this chapel, and I know it's going to happen. I just wish Babe's prayer had been answered, too. She wished that you'd been the baby's daddy instead of J.R., and that would have been a blessing for everybody.

Jamie: Well, that prayer didn't come true, but this one will. Sometimes you have to step in and give the big man a break. I'll do whatever it takes.

Babe: I know that you will. But I still think that you're crazy.

Jamie: Crazy enough to make it happen. No one can know, not even your mom. We can't let them stop us. You with me?

Krystal: Arabella Carey, you tell me right this minute what you're not telling me.

Autumn: Lily, I'm hurt. I mean, I'd written in my diary all about what good friends we'd become. I even told Chantal she wasn't my best friend anymore.

Chantal: She did. I cried.

Autumn: But now it seems like you don't like us anymore.

Lily: I do.

Autumn: But you betray our bond by not showing off our symbol. I'm so upset.

Chantal: You don't like how we dress?

Lily: I do. I just don't want to have sex.

Autumn: Excuse me? We offered you friendship, not something freaky.

Lily: Erica told me that "hot" can mean "sexy" and "sexy" can mean "I want to have sex."

China: I hate when that happens.

Autumn: Girls, I think Lily's friend Erica called us sluts.

Chantal: Miss Erica seems very mean.

Lily: She's not. She's very nice and smart, and I like her a lot.

Autumn: Oh, I get it. You like her better than us. If you don't want to be our friend anymore, you can just say so.

Lily: But I do.

Chantal: It doesn't look that way. I think she should prove it.

Lily: I told you I can't do your homework for you anymore.

Autumn: That's old news. Now, show some loyalty to your crew and fix your blouse.

Lily: No.

Autumn: Lily, I'm sorry. I forgot you don't like to be touched. What was I thinking? Now, do your shirt like Chantal. We promise we won't think you're slutty.

Reggie: Don't do it, Lily. If it isn't the hot girls -- rich, stuck up, and too slow to take a hint.

Ethan: I don't believe you.

Kendall: Have you moved on to the next game, because you've lashed out at everyone else. Now you want to hurt Ethan, too?

Jonathan: Oh, poor baby. He tries to hijack a fortune and gets beat down. It's tough luck.

Bianca: There has to be something else.

Zach: I never slept with a maid named Hannah Nichols. She may have worked with my father, I don't know. But your mother -- that woman that raised you, Edith -- she was at the house, yes. Very friendly.

Ethan: How friendly?

Zach: I didn't know her like that.

Ethan: So she just pulled your name out of the air, did she? Made up the whole Hannah Nichols story?

Zach: I'm sure she had her reasons.

Ethan: To leave me a deathbed confession, to claim that I wasn't her son, to name you as my father? What reason could she possibly have other than to set things right?

Zach: Maybe she did it because she loved you, wanted to give you a chance at a future.

Erica: So what you're saying is no matter where you look in this family, deceit runs in it.

Zach: I told you to leave town.

Ethan: Because you knew who I was.

Zach: No -- because I knew who you weren't. What your mother offered you doesn't exist. I'm sorry.

Ryan: And how do we know that this isn't another one of your lies?

Jamie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What -- what's with this new hardcore encryption? Dad, did you join the CIA or something?

Aidan: I put another layer of security on your father's computer to keep out the riffraff. The question is, what is his son trying to do hacking in?

Babe: Mama, the bad stuff has been raining down on me for so long, I finally think that Jamie is the one to make it all go away.

Krystal: Oh, honey, you know I think the world of that boy, sugar, but you just have to be careful. You have to ask yourself why.

Babe: And I did, and I got my answer. Jamie has absolutely nothing in it for him. He's not the baby's father. All he wants is Miranda back in Bianca's arms and Ace back in mine.

Krystal: Just like that, huh? No blaming you, no cussing you out?

Babe: Can you really see Jamie even doing something like that? Mama, he's, like, my hero, if that makes it any easier to understand.

Krystal: Not much.

Babe: Look, Mama, it's ok. We're lucky Jamie's on our side.

Krystal: Well, then, why are these bells clanging around in my head telling me that you're about to dive into the deep end without your floaty?

Jamie: Could you freak me out more? Now, what's with the Special Ops sneaking around anyway?

Aidan: Well, I have to keep in practice for my dangerous lifestyle. Plus, I'm breaking in a new pair of sneakers.

Jamie: What are those, like, new spy sneakers? They shoot bullets or spray tear gas or something?

Aidan: No, but they come with a dose of truth serum, which I'll use on you if you try and change the subject again. Now, what are you looking for in your father's computer?

Jamie: A way out.

Ryan: Come on, Zach. You expect me to believe that you're going to have an entire conversation without a single lie? You don't have it in you. We both know that.

Zach: Lavery, I already told you, you and I are done. You met the devil in the desert and became his right hand. Now, I wouldn't wish the Cambias curse on anyone, but I will make an exception for you.

Erica: Ok, that's very gothic, that's very dramatic, and it's very finished.

Ryan: Not from where I stand.

Bianca: Zach, you and I have had talks that I don't think I would have had with anyone else, and yet you kept this secret to this day. So tell me, why should we trust you now?

Zach: You don't have to trust me. You can trust this. I knew you wanted proof. Your life was turned upside down the day your mother died.

Kendall: What is it?

Zach: Paternity results.

Ethan: I didn't take a test.

Zach: The night of the fundraiser, you were drinking champagne. I took your glass and had it tested. No match. I'm sorry about all of it.

Erica: Ok. Now that we know who you are and who you are not, Ethan, I trust you will both be leaving town before nightfall.

Jonathan: The con didn't work and neither did the bullet. You're fresh out of options. I mean, I want you in jail, but I'll settle for gone --

Ryan: Take it easy. All right? We're not done here yet. Everybody just stay cool.

Kendall: Ryan, this isn't a tea party, ok? We're talking about a man's life here, so don't expect me to just say it's ok and everything's going to be all right. Zach, you just admitted that you're a liar, so don't expect us to believe anything that you pull out of your pocket. I want you and Ethan to take another test.

Reggie: Lily, don't you have to go to class?

Lily: I do. I have to go.

Reggie: Are you guys just slow? I told you to stop screwing around with my sister.

Autumn: Gosh, big brother. We just want Lily to be our friend.

Reggie: Well, find a new playmate. The cost of talking to my sister just went up.

Autumn: Oh, scary. Watch me quiver in my heels.

Reggie: You have no idea who you're messing with. You see standing before you a fine, upstanding brother of the community, but, you know, surprise -- I'm not from around here. I'm from a part of town that you wouldn't go unless you were extremely lost. You'd roll up your windows, lock your doors quick, fast, in a hurry and pray not to get a flat tire. You know, I didn't hang out with Becky and Susie, more like triple OGs and gangsters, and I learned real fast how to deal with people just like you.

Autumn: Guess what, thug life -- you're not rolling with the homeys anymore. In this school, I am as scary as it gets.

Reggie: Yeah, true enough. But you see, I miss my homeys. You know, I miss my friends, I really do. And, you know, if I give them a call, they just might swing by to say hello. And they just might see those fancy cars sitting in the parking lot, too. You know, boys will be boys. I can't really stop them. You know, if they like the cars, they might just take them.

Danielle: And the police chief -- oh, I call him Daddy. He's got a lot of big cases to handle. He can't run down every single stolen car report. It's sad, but true.

Reggie: So you see, hot girls, the price of hanging out with my sister just went up.

Babe: You've told me about a million times that I need to have faith, and I have it, and that's what you need to have right now, too.

Krystal: I know. Listen, I'm all over that, Babe. But I look in your eyes and I can tell that there's something you're not showing me, and I'm not going let you get sidetracked, not now.

Babe: Mama, there's one thing on my mind right now, and it's making sure that those two babies are happy, safe, and loved.

Krystal: And what about Jamie? You see? You see? There's that look in your eye. Honey, where does he fit in all of this?

Babe: I already told you. He's a hero, a man. He's -- he's perfect.

Krystal: And you thought J.R. was your savior sent down from up on high.

Babe: For about two weeks in San Diego. Look, when I first moved here, I -- I was so scared. I -- I had this weird, queasy feeling in my stomach like I was setting myself up for a fall. And then marrying J.R. and moving to Pine Valley, it was like something inside of me was just telling me this was a huge mistake, but, of course, I didn't listen. Instead, I -- I grabbed a drink and I went down to the beach. And there he was -- Jamie. I just knew that he was something special. He was so open and -- and honest and kind and -- it's like he almost didn't even know that there was any other way to be. But, of course, I didn't pay any attention to it. I was too distracted being dazzled by J.R. Look, Mama, you always told me that we deserve the best. And I thought that it was J.R., and I thought that Jamie was just Jamie. But now --

Krystal: Jamie is still Jamie. Honey, you said so yourself. He doesn't know how to be anything but sweet and open and honest. He could still tell his daddy, or, heaven forbid, he tells Bianca before we get a chance to get your baby back.

Babe: Mama, there is no reason that we have to carry this big old secret on our own. We have David, and now we have Jamie.

Krystal: Oh, one more person who knows -- great.

Babe: Mama, look, I know we have about a hundred things to worry about, but Jamie turning his back on us, that's not one of them.

Krystal: You really are sure about that. What has he promised you?

Babe: That everything would be ok.

Krystal: That's it?

Babe: That's all I need. He's a man of his word. And I think I'm falling in love with him.

Aidan: What do you need a way out from?

Jamie: Adam's threatening to throw me back in prison if my dad doesn't give up where Liza and Colby are.

Aidan: Well, the Chandlers hate to lose, but it doesn't mean it can't happen.

Jamie: You know Adam's not about empty threats. He's got my dad in a vise, and he will twist as hard as he can. You know Tad Martin, action figure -- he'd take a bullet for somebody he loves before he'd put them in danger.

Aidan: Yep, you got to love the guy, even if he is nuts.

Jamie: But I can't let him do it, and I'm not about to let him drop a dime on Liza and Colby.

Aidan: Which means you have something else in mind.

Jamie: Take me out of the equation and Adam has no leverage. But I can't just walk away. I need ID, and not that fake stuff that kids use to get into bars. I need the real thing -- birth certificate, social security, passport.

Aidan: You know, you're talking about some serious documentation.

Jamie: Well, I figured my dad would know the pros. He'd never cop to it, but I assume he did the same for Liza and Colby.

Aidan: Makes sense.

Jamie: Or maybe you helped him. Will you help me?

Erica: Kendall, are you out of your mind? You make it seem as if you're disappointed there isn't another Cambias in the world.

Jonathan: Well, I'm a trusting soul. One test is enough for me.

Kendall: Oh, like anyone cares. Ryan, you said you never trusted Zach before.

Greenlee: You want Ryan to stand up for your little boy toy? I'm sorry, but I think taking a bullet was as far as Ryan needs to extend himself.

Zach: If Ethan wants another test, he can have it.

Erica: What, and add another chapter to this already absurd drama? No, Ethan, you had your shot, and you lost.

Jack: You came to your senses. You realized who and what Michael was, so why didn't you leave town that second? I mean, what else could there possibly be here for you?

Bianca: Not what -- who. Now it all makes sense -- why you wanted to be a part of Miranda�s charity.

Zach: She was my niece. When I came to town, I wanted to find out what happened to my brother, why he was wiped off of the face of the earth, because I thought he was a good man. And it turns out I was wrong. And I hate what he put you through, and I wish I could just make all that go away.

Bianca: We've had this conversation. You would be making Miranda go away, too.

Zach: I know. And you made me see that. I was her uncle, and I -- I wanted to be there for her for you. And I joined the foundation because I wanted to help, and, yeah, I wanted to get some answers. I was planning on leaving as soon as I knew the truth. Hey, this wasn't supposed to happen, revealing who I am. I wanted to spare you that pain.

Greenlee: Is that what you were doing the night of the murder mystery -- sparing us all pain?

Zach: I already explained that to you, and I'm sorry.

Jack: So tell me, why not stick with your original plan?

Zach: Because Ethan wasn't part of that plan. He wouldn't let go. I tried so hard to get out of the family that you're trying to get into. I don't understand why, but I couldn't just turn away.

Ethan: No, you offered me help, a job, anything to stop me pursue my claim. You said you wanted to spare me the Cambias curse.

Zach: You may not see that now, but you're better off.

Ethan: You're a liar. You had your eyes on the name, the money, the power. You just wanted me out of the way.

Ryan: Ethan actually makes a pretty decent point. So what's next, Alex? You going to claim Cambias as your very own?

Zach: I faked my own death to escape the Cambias name.

Jonathan: My heart bleeds.

Zach: I don't like what it has to offer. All you see is wealth and power, but you don't see the Cambias curse. It sucked the life out of Michael, and it would have sucked it out of me as well. Now, I promise you, I will not touch one penny of the Cambias money.

Ryan: Oral agreement?

Jack: Yeah. You certainly have plenty of witnesses.

Zach: I made my own fortune. I have my own power. And I didn't con it from some bitter old man in the desert. Maybe you are the son that he truly deserved, God help you both. Ethan, I meant what I said. If you want a job, a new beginning, it's there for you. Maybe this is what your mother wanted -- a future.

Ethan: A handout?

Zach: No. Look at it this way -- you're not the grandson of some evil old man and you're not the nephew of some evil young man. And you're not my son. Take solace in that. You're free.

Ethan: Free? I want nothing from you. I don't want your charity and I don't want your solace -- nothing.

Kendall: You couldn't have ripped his heart out in private? You had to put on a show?

Zach: I just solved you one problem, and I'm about to solve another.

Krystal: Whoa, there, baby cakes. I do not want to hear you saying the L word unless you're talking about puppies or kittens or those two babies. Didn't we just finish talking about J.R.?

Babe: Mama, Jamie's as different from J.R. as a nightmare is from a dream.

Krystal: And neither one of those things have anything to do with reality.

Babe: Jamie is real, and he's going to help us.

Krystal: Honey, honey, we were doing just fine on our own. David and I are going to help you get your son back. We got you covered, honey. You change the lineup now and you just might make things worse.

Babe: Worse? Are you kidding me? Things are at worse, Mama. Paul is threatening that if we even make the slightest move he is going to tell the whole world that this whole baby switch was my idea.

Krystal: Low-minded dirtbag. What are you doing talking to him?

Babe: I don't know.

Krystal: Oh. All right. Just -- just forget it, ok? I want you to listen to me. We have got to hang back.

Babe: Mama, you did not teach me to sit back and do absolutely nothing.

Krystal: All right, look. I taught you a lot of things, all right? Some good and some bad. Speaking of which, you didn't happen to borrow $10,000 from Adam's safe, did you?

Babe: What? No. How much was it?

Krystal: 10,000 big ones, because if you did, that's fine. You just hand it to me and I'll slide over there and I'll hand it back to J.R. myself. Listen, swiping green from the Chandlers is no way to stay clear of jail.

Babe: Mama, I swear to you I didn't touch a dime of their money. Ok?

Krystal: Ok. But you still got me spooked, honey. I saw you and Jamie putting your heads together over there, and if you two are planning to do something on your own, for God's sakes don't.

Aidan: You know, you can trust me and your father to handle this. We'll find that guy on the video.

Jamie: No, I do trust you guys, but I'm not talking about making a break this second. I just need insurance, a back door, one that my dad can't know about because he'll never let me go through with it, and I am not about to let him fall on his sword for me.

Aidan: All right. I know this guy on Front Street. He lives above a printing shop. Ok, you need to bring some passport photographs and some cash. You use that name as a reference. Do you have any cash?

Jamie: Emergency funds, enough for now. What about my dad?

Aidan: What about your dad?

Jamie: Will this come up?

Aidan: Let's just say I've had some short-term memory loss, eh? And even if I do remember, it won't be for several days.

Jamie: Thanks.

Aidan: Don't thank me, because I'm not even here.

Krystal: Listen, Tad and David are out there right now doing what they can to make things right. You know how they are. Now's not the time for you to pull something crazy on your own. Look at me. I need to know that I can trust you to keep cool.

Babe: I'm putting my faith in God and my baby and the people who love me to see me through this. And with me saying that here, you know that you can count on that. Ok?

Reggie: Deep-fried doughnuts is, like, the best brain food ever.

Danielle: Then you should be a Ph.D. by -- ladies.

Autumn: Did you hear something tiny and insignificant?

Danielle: That's ok. Feel free to ignore. I'm sure you'll get the message anyway. Mr. Montgomery here -- he was way too much of a gentleman earlier to say it. But you three are like the ego-driven skank triplets. I guess that makes you bitchlets. Well, let me make myself perfectly clear. Stay away from Lily, or they'll have to use those to scan your lipoed butts at the ER. Ta-ta.

Chantal: "Lipoed"?

China: "Bitchlets"?

Autumn: I think we've been challenged. And I love a challenge. China, I need you to run home and grab something. Hit hard, hit fast, and never let them see you coming.

Danielle: Enough with the skank squad. Time for you to prove you got the goods.

Reggie: Are you doubting me?

Danielle: Hit the speed around and show me what you got. Ok, brain boy, who said it and what does it mean? "Veni, vedi, vici."

Reggie: Uh -- Julius Caesar. "We came, we saw," we kicked some --

Danielle: Good -- good enough. "Carpe diem."

Reggie: Uh -- Horace. "Seize the day" -- or a fine young woman like yourself.

Danielle: Ok, funny man. You get this next one right, you can seize whatever you want. Who said "estne volumen in toga an solum tibi lebet me videre"?

Reggie: What? You got to be kid -- no, I'm -- I'm dead. I'm --

Danielle: "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just glad to see me?" Ricky Finster has, like, 100 of these, and that's the cleanest one.

Reggie: You are so ready for a sneak attack. What?

Danielle: Lily's kind of lucky. Got to be pretty cool to have a brother like you.

Reggie: You know, that's weird, because I would never want a sister like you.

Danielle: Why? I'm a brat and a pain?

Reggie: No. It would just be too weird whenever I wanted to do this.

Babe: Hi. I feel like I'm going to start having one of Mama's panic attacks with all this sneaking around.

Jamie: Well, there's no need to panic. I can get us IDs -- good ones. We just need new photos and names.

Babe: And I'm supposed to be the creative one? I kind of have a lot on my mind, like, right now.

Jamie: How about Brad and Kate Anderson? Blend-in names.

Babe: But friendly, like people you could trust.

Jamie: Kate was my great-grandmother's name.

Babe: That's a good name. And Anderson. So are we going to be, like, brother and sister, or are we going to --

Jamie: I need you to be my wife in order for this to work.

Babe: Right -- since we'll have my baby.

Jamie: Our baby. At least that's the way we have to think from now on.

Babe: You know, I think maybe I got us a jump-start on all this. I told my mom that I think I'm falling in love with you.

Krystal: I know, I know. I'm the one who helped get us knee deep in this muck and sinking fast. And I know there's going to be heck to pay before I'm back in your good graces, but you see inside Babe's heart. All that love and all that goodness -- she deserves your guidance just as much as I deserve your wrath. And that is why I'm praying. I'm asking you, I'm begging you, if you see her doing something foolish, you just act like her mama. I mean, in other words, you just -- just do me a favor and you just reach down there and you just give her one quick heavenly thump upside the head, ok? In your name I pray, amen.

Babe: "Kate Anderson." I think I can get used to that. You know, I had to tell Mama something, and -- and loving you, it just kind of popped into my head. Well, it made sense, but -- you know, I was thinking that maybe -- maybe we should spread the word around town. That way -- that way when we do leave it makes sense to everyone.

Jamie: That we wanted to be together?

Babe: Dumb idea?

Jamie: No. It was genius. Smile, Mrs. Anderson, love of my life.

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Reggie: I passed that test so bad. I beat it till it couldn't take anymore. I'm a genius. I'm a genius.

Danielle: Speaking of which, you think the hot girls have had enough?

Reggie: Well, if they have more than 10 brain cells between them, I'd say yes. But if they want to hassle, I'm serious, I'll be more than happy to make a phone call.

Danielle: Lily's too sweet for her own good.

Reggie: Yeah, I know. But we got her straight. And if those girls mess with her again, she knows to stand clear.

Autumn: There you are!

Chantal: We've been looking all over.

Autumn: We had to tell you. It's cool if you don't want to dress with us. We still want you to be our friend.

Lily: I'd like that.

Autumn: We wanted to buy you something, but they say handmade presents mean the most. So we made you this.

Lily: What is it?

Autumn: An extra tasty milkshake. A friendship shake. Plenty of ice cream, syrup, and cream all the way from Ireland. China drinks them all weekend.

Lily: Is it chocolate?

Autumn: We know how much you like that. Come on, Lily. You don't want to hurt our feelings. Drink it all down.

Zach: You're right. I'm done with Pine Valley. I'll be out of here shortly.

Erica: And this idiocy is suddenly all worthwhile.

Zach: There's one thing I know for sure. I'm not going to miss anyone here. Except you. You deserve more than life has shown you lately. I hope your dreams come true.

Greenlee: That was too much.

Jonathan: No. No, that was just enough. And about damn time, too.

Ryan: It's not over.

Erica: Oh, it most certainly is.

Ryan: No, trust me, we haven't seen the last of Alex Cambias, Jr.

Kendall: So?

Ethan: So.

Kendall: You all right? Listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a stupid question. I know, it's terrible. So, I mean, do you believe him? Yesterday, you still had hope, but today, is that it? Are you really giving up?

On the next "All My Children" --

Erica: I just happened on Zach with his arms wrapped around Maria.

Zach: I just killed my own son.

Jack: Have you been drinking?

Lily: Yeah, lots and lots of chocolate.

Greenlee: I'm crawling out of my skin, Ryan. What's wrong with me?

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