AMC Transcript Thursday 6/3/04

All My Children Transcript Thursday 6/3/04

By Boo
Proofread by Gisele

Reggie: My world-famous Reggie burger, second only to my world-famous turkey and egg cheese scramble. Ok, they're not really world famous, but, you know, I figured you missed your lunch on your way back from school.

Lily: I had cereal this morning, without the raisins. Yogurt, a banana, and orange juice that was really yellow.

Reggie: You don't have to keep a food diary around here. Just, you know, dig in.

Lily: Make it gone!

Reggie: But you haven't --

Lily: Make it gone!

Reggie: You haven't even tried it yet!

Lily: Red -- make it go away!

[With one swipe, Lily makes the plate of food fly across the room.]

Reggie: Damn! Ms. Hopkins didn't say you was a vegan. Look -- all right, it's cool, all right? I'll make something else. Everything's all right, ok?

[Knock on door]

Reggie: Everything's cool. All right. Everything's all right. I'm going to get the door. Just stay there. Be calm. Everything's all right.

Danielle: Oh, Reggie, I know you hate me, but I need your help. You're my only hope. Who the hell is this?

Krystal: I can't --

Tad: Easy. Come here. Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Krystal: I don't --

Tad: What is it?

Krystal: I don't know.

Tad: What's wrong?

Krystal: I can't -- I feel like I -- I can't breathe. My -- my -- my heart feels like it's going to explode, Tad.

Tad: All right, you just take it easy, all right? Stay here. I'm going to go get help.

Krystal: No -- no, no, no! Don't -- don't leave -- don't leave me, Tad. No, I am scared. No, don't leave me.

[Krystal pants]

Greenlee: Oh, excuse me. Thank you. Bianca. Hey. I haven't seen you since our bizarre wedding -- whatever it was that Kendall tossed for us.

Bianca: Why did you run off and marry Ryan? Do you have any idea how much Kendall is hurting right now?

Greenlee: I have some idea, yeah. I've been there myself.

Bianca: You know how much Kendall loves Ryan.

Greenlee: Actually, I don't know that. But even if I did, what could I do at this point? Offer to share? I'm sure polygamy is not the solution that Kendall's looking for.

Bianca: You would joke about this?

Greenlee: You're right. You're right, it's not funny. But it's done. Ryan has made his choice, and it's me, which leaves Kendall no other choice but to move on with someone else.

Ryan: What are you trying to pull? What are you trying to prove?

Kendall: I just proved it. You're not done with me.

Ryan: I'm still married to Greenlee.

Kendall: True, true. And in some twisted way, you might even love her, but you still want me. You do. You still want me. You love me so much. You love me as much as you ever did.

Krystal: I've never felt -- felt like this. My arms are all tingly. I feel like I'm going to pass -- pass out. Please -- please, don't let me die.

Tad: You're not going to die, sweetie. I -- I promise you, you're not going to die.

Bianca: Greenlee, people get married for a lot or reasons. What was yours?

Greenlee: What do you think?

Bianca: I think that you married Ryan to get back at Kendall for taking you out of Fusion. I think you went after the one thing that she loves most. Because you wanted to be the big winner and rub her nose in it. How close am I?

Greenlee: Not even. I know we didn't ask to be instant cousins. And we're not as close as you and Kendall. But when I gave you that necklace from Leo, am I wrong? I thought that we bonded a little. We've had some moments, haven't we?

Bianca: A couple of acts of kindness don't make up for your behind-the-back attack on my sister.

Greenlee: Be loyal to Kendall. But Ryan's been a good friend, too. The last thing I want is for you to hate him, or me, when all we're trying to do is get on with our lives.

Bianca: At Kendall's expense.

Greenlee: You know, I didn't steal Ryan from Kendall, Bianca. She lost him. I didn't.

Ryan: Throwing my arms around you and ditch Greenlee, and based on -- on what? On your say so?

Kendall: Yeah, well, at least I have the courage to speak my mind.

Ryan: And what was that striptease the other day? Was that courage, or was that just you thinking in the buff?

Kendall: Hmm. Ok, so you noticed.

Ryan: Yeah, that was hard to miss. But it's the same old message. Right? You want what you want when you want it. That's why marrying Greenlee was such a no-brainer -- because she doesn't raise the bar and then demand that I pole-vault over while she hides the pole. She knows when to back off.

Kendall: Nice speech. Now, why don't you tell me how you really feel.

Reggie: Dani, you don't know how much I don't need this right now.

Danielle: I asked you a question. Who's this Ms. Scaredy Rabbit?

Reggie: It's my sister. Her name is Lily.

Danielle: Another sister? Where you been hiding this one?

Lily: Red -- red!

Danielle: What's she on about?

Lily: Red!

Reggie: It's the colors.

Lily: Red!

Reggie: It's not just red meat. She must not really like red.

Lily: Red --

Reggie: So when I poured the ketchup --

Danielle: Big whoop -- I dis plaid, but that doesn't mean --

Lily: Red!

Danielle: I scream and yell about it.

Reggie: Ok, Dani, look, this is my sister, all right? She has this autism thing going on, so if she doesn't like the color red, you take it off, or you get out.

Danielle: Whoa, Reggie, you nearly had me punked again. So, who are you really, and how much did the Reg man pay you to play?

Lily: 99 --

Reggie: No, Dani, I'm serious, this is not a joke. Back the hell off!

Lily: 93 --

Danielle: What's the deal with the number running?

Lily: 74 --

Reggie: Look, she's my sister, all right?

Lily: 63 --

Reggie: Just stop.

Danielle: Give it up, Reggie! You need a new cover. Come on, girl.

Lily: 56, 55 --

Danielle: Sit down and tell me how your brother got you to run this scam on me.

Lily: Stop! It hurts!

Reggie: Dani, stop!

Reggie: Lily, stop counting.

Lily: 74 --

Reggie: All right, breathe --

Danielle: You can knock off the act, girl. I'm not a threat. Reggie and I are officially done.

Reggie: Just stop, all right?

Lily: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Jack: What's going on in -- Lily? Lily, sweetheart -- hi. What -- what -- when did you get here?

Reggie: She got here this afternoon. All right, I tried to call you, but you wouldn't pick up.

Danielle: Your sister -- she's for real?

Jack: Yeah, very, very much so. Reggie, you want to clue me in here, please?

Reggie: All right. Her schoolteacher dropped her off this afternoon, you know. She tried to run away. And then Dani stopped by. We kind of got into it. Lily freaked out. It was nobody's fault.

Jack: Lily, I'm -- I'm -- are you all right? Good. Well, I'm very happy to see you. I've got your room all ready, all the colors you love. No red. I'll show it to you, if you like.

Danielle: I'm really sorry.

Reggie: I'm tired of hearing that. Is that, like, your favorite phrase? You come in here, you start all types of trouble, and all you seem to say is "I'm sorry"! Well, "I'm sorry's" not going to cut it, Danielle.

Greenlee: If you guys aren't done, I could jog around the block.

Ryan: We're done.

Greenlee: The party's winding down. I think J.R. and Babe want to be alone.

Ryan: Well, we'll take our leave from them.

Greenlee: I've got to check to see where the moon is in my charts.

Bianca: If nobody told you that they love you today, I'm saying it now. And if you need a shoulder to cry on, I --

Kendall: Oh, don't worry about me, Binks. I have so not lost Ryan.

Bianca: What, you mean the guy that just left here with his wife?

Kendall: Yeah, that guy is mine. I just got 98.6-degree, lip-smacking proof that Ryan wants me more than ever.

Bianca: So what does that mean, Kendall? Does that mean that -- an affair on the side, or a three-way with Ryan and his wife?

Kendall: I don't know, I don't know. I'm not sure what it means. All I know is that I can still feel Ryan's lips burning against mine right now.

Bianca: Kendall, stop it. Stop it! Forget Ryan. It's over.

Tad: Hayward! Hayward, make yourself useful. I think Krystal's having some kind of heart attack.

Babe: Mama!

Tad: Easy there.

David: I'm right here. Open the dress.

Tad: Sit her up.

Babe: What's going on?

David: Let me take this. Are you ok? Are you ok? Take deep breaths. Let's get this out here.

Krystal: Yeah.

Tad: Who makes these things?

David: Tad, tell me what happened.

Tad: I don't know. She just collapsed, said she couldn't breathe and her heart was hurting.

Babe: It's ok.

David: Her pulse is racing.

Babe: It's ok. Well, is it a heart attack?

David: Somebody get my bag from my car.

Adam: J.R., J.R. -- take your time.

Babe: Here, lay down. Lay back.

[Krystal pants]

Tad: Listen, you hang in there, ok? Anything happens to you, you're going to ruin the party.

David: All right, Tad, will you please back up so I can examine my date? All right, listen to me --

Krystal: Babe --

David: Listen to me.

Babe: You're my --

David: Listen to me. Can you hear me? Do you feel any pain?

Krystal: Yeah -- my --

David: Where?

Krystal: My chest.

David: In your chest, ok. Take deep breaths.

Greenlee: You going to talk, or do I have to guess?

Ryan: Why do I go there over and over again?

Greenlee: Go where?

Ryan: No matter what I know, no matter what I say, no matter what I do -- bam, in a heartbeat, I'm right back there.

Greenlee: Talking isn't helping, so let me guess.

Ryan: I want this to be over, Greenlee. This has to end tonight.

Greenlee: You and Kendall? Or you and me?

Krystal: I can't --

Babe: I have never even seen Mama sick. She doesn't ever even get sniffles.

Tad: Maybe it's just indigestion from all the stuff she was wolfing down before the ceremony.

David: Tad, will you shut the hell up so I can examine her?

Tad: I wish I'd gone to med school so I could bark like that.

David: Ok, take a deep breath. It's ok, that's it.

[Krystal exhales]

David: That's good. Just try to relax. Everything's going to be fine. Ok. Krystal, what I want you to do is take this paper bag --

Krystal: Oh.

David: Place it over your nose and your mouth, ok? And I want you to breathe slow, deep breaths.

Babe: What's it for?

David: It'll increase her carbon dioxide levels?

Tad: That's it? Her life is on the line, you're going to prescribe a paper bag?

David: Her life isn't on the line. So just relax, ok? Everything's going to be fine in a few moments.

Babe: Dr. Hayward, what is wrong with her?

David: In layman's terms, your mother suffered from an anxiety attack.

Tad: Yeah, well, in layman's terms, I think we should have the hospital sign off on that.

David: Why? So some GP with half my education and none of my talent can run a battery of tests and come to the same diagnosis? Why don't you stick to what you know, Tad? Which, when you come to think of it, isn't much.

Babe: How are you feeling?

Krystal: Better.

Babe: Oh. Did you hear that, J.R.? Mama's feeling better! She's going to be ok. Oh, gosh. Dr. Hayward, get over here! Oh, Mama is so lucky to have you as her date. I mean, look at you -- good-looking, and you saved the day with a paper bag.

Tad: Yeah, we should probably just be grateful he didn't turn her into a zombie or dose her up with some love drug.

Babe: So you all better?

Krystal: Getting there. Hey, could you just give me a minute with my date, honey?

Babe: Yeah.

Krystal: I love you, Babe.

Tad: If he pulls out anything that looks like a needle, you scream.

David: Hey.

Krystal: Hey. I guess you can put this in the recycling. But -- before you do that, I kind of need to -- I kind of need to lay a truth on you.

David: Ooh. I wish you wouldn't. The truth isn't exactly my friend.

Adam: J.R. -- J.R. -- J.R., just be patient. You're on the verge of getting everything you want. Just convince Babe that you have a future together, and Bess is yours. Ah.

[Adam chuckles]

Babe: Oh, J.R., isn't it just great about Mama?

J.R.: Oh, yes, it's the best.

[Babe giggles]

Liza: So, what did you do to get Krystal hyperventilating?

Tad: Oh, I frequently have that effect on women.

Liza: It does seem a little odd on her daughter's wedding day. I mean, her daughter's finally married. She's set for life.

Tad: Well, Liza, I don't know what to tell you. I found Krystal in one of the tunnels. She was crying, and then she just collapsed and said she couldn't breathe.

Liza: Krystal was in one of the tunnels?

Tad: Yeah.

Liza: And she was crying? Sounds like there's a story there, Tad. But we may not know what it is until it's too late.

Kendall: No, the big diva has not sung yet. Ryan and I are not over.

Bianca: Hello? Ryan is not here. Ryan left with his wife.

Kendall: Oh, so what? That's just a pesky little detail. It doesn't matter. And, hey, aren't you the cheerleader who told me to -- to go after Ryan and never give up on love?

Bianca: That was before Ryan put a ring on Greenlee's finger.

Kendall: Well, details -- blah, blah, blah. Forget them. Just focus on the big picture and never lose heart, because I know in mine -- I know in my heart, Bianca, I'm right. I know I'm right. Ryan doesn't want to give up on me any more than our mother wants to give up popping champagne corks. I know.

Bianca: Kendall, we're bordering on obsession here. I mean it. Simone told me that you locked Greenlee in a castle tower. You threw Ryan the most awkward wedding party ever, that totally freaked out the guests. You put a curse on Babe at her baby's christening. For God's sakes, Kendall, I'm scared what's next.

Kendall: No, it's not crazy to know what you want.

Bianca: Yes, it is, when you want what you can't have. I know what that's like. I know what that's like. If you start to go down that road, the craziness just multiplies. I don't want you getting all mixed up in that. Kendall, I kidnapped Babe's baby because I couldn't let go. Do you want to be the third Kane woman who loses it? I took Bess! Mom is dancing and boozing it up in Las Vegas, and you are heading for a fall from which you might never recover. Is -- is any of this getting through, Kendall? You can't have Ryan. The end!

Ryan: I mean, in that split second, she had me. If you hadn't have walked in when you did --

Greenlee: Chalk one up for Mrs. Dynamite Kiddo.

Ryan: You definitely earned your decoder ring.

Greenlee: So you don't want us headed for divorce court?

Ryan: What? Our marriage is the only thing that stands between me staying smart and sane and me jumping off that cliff that Kendall keeps talking about. But that's a hell of a way to use you.

Greenlee: Am I complaining?

Ryan: You have every right.

Greenlee: It's not like I didn't know this was part of the deal.

Ryan: But why didn't you say something?

Greenlee: Figured it was the part you didn't want to talk about.

Ryan: So you knew that I married you as a firewall to keep me from going back to Kendall?

Greenlee: If you wanted to get me back into Fusion, you could have thrown lawyers and money at the problem and figured out some other way. You didn't have to stand in front of a minister and say "Till six months do us part." I just hope that that's enough time to wipe the desire for Kendall out of your body.

Ryan: And you're ok with this?

Greenlee: You walked down the aisle to save yourself from Kendall. I walked down the aisle to save you from yourself. That, Mr. Dynamite Kiddo, is what friends are for.

Ryan: Well, I couldn't have picked a better one.

Greenlee: How far do you want me to go?

Ryan: You lost me.

Greenlee: To keep you from going over Kendall's cliff?

Ryan: I don't want to want her, Greenlee. She's like a bad habit that I can't seem to kick.

Greenlee: Well, you could try a 12-step program. Or hypnosis. Or David could whip you up one of his zippy new drugs.

Ryan: Or not.

Greenlee: You could put yourself completely and totally in my hands, and do everything I tell you to do, starting right now.

Ryan: Am I going to like this?

Greenlee: Not if I do my job right. Remember when I was so desperate to get over Pablo? I begged you to leech him out of me.

Ryan: Well, I don't remember you using those words, exactly.

Greenlee: Yeah, but you agreed and you stood by me.

Ryan: It wasn't exactly a success.

Greenlee: I'm over him now. And like finding Manolo markdowns at a shoe sale, I'm much better at it than you, so are you going to put yourself in my very capable hands?

Ryan: What have I got to lose?

Greenlee: Your addiction to Kendall. The key is to build up your resistance.

Ryan: Mm-hmm.

Greenlee: Increase your immunity so even a full-frontal Kendall assault will leave you bored. Now, I'm going to be Kendall and you're going to be you, and we're back at the Chandler library, like you were tonight. And you were standing here, Kendall was standing here. What did you talk about?

Ryan: Well, Kendall did most of the talking.

Greenlee: Figures. What did she say?

Ryan: Well, I don't remember, like, exactly --

Greenlee: Come on, Ry. You want to change this, you got to give till hit hurts.

Ryan: Ok, ok, she said something about us -- about me and her not being over, that I will always want her.

Greenlee: Ok, I'll take it from there.

Greenlee: Ryan, you're my heart. You're my soul. I ache for you. The memory of your touch leaves me full of desire. Don't deny it. You want me. Say it. You want me.

Ryan: I want you. Ow -- ow! What was that for?

Greenlee: Negative conditioning. You're supposed to be resisting me.

Ryan: Well, I don't --

Greenlee: Ryan, it's just you and me. We're alone. I've wanted to do this for such a long, long time. Open them. You're supposed to resist me. I thought you wanted to get over Kendall.

Ryan: I did -- I do.

Greenlee: Well, it's never going to happen if you let her kiss you every time she gets the urge to merge. Now, we're going to keep doing this until you're free of Kendall's lip lock, ok? Hold it. Hold it. Hold it, don't let go. Don't let go.

Kendall: I can't help it. I can't help it. I'm sorry. When I'm around Ryan, I just -- I feel this pull.

Bianca: And when I'm in a room with the PVU women's volleyball team, I feel a pull, too, but I resist it.

Kendall: Ok, how?

Bianca: I remind myself that the world is not a salad bar. I can't just help myself to whatever I want. Kendall, you're so out of touch with reality right now. Ryan is married, not shacking up, hooking up, going steady, going out with, dating. He's married!

Kendall: Yes, but that marriage is bogus, it's bogus.

Bianca: To you, it's bogus. But that's what Ryan wanted. He made a solemn commitment to Greenlee.

Kendall: No, come on, Bianca, people break commitments all the time.

Bianca: It's true, people do. But what do we love about Ryan? What makes him so special? He doesn't break commitments. He honors them.

Kendall: Maybe. Maybe, maybe not.

Bianca: Oh, Kendall. Kendall, you're hopeless. Yeah, you believe whatever you want to believe. You're completely forgetting who Ryan is because all you're focusing on is what you want, your dreams. When Ryan makes a promise, he keeps it.

David: If you're worried about your heart, don't be. There's no need to bare your soul.

Krystal: David, I --

David: The rapid heartbeat, the feeling of suffocation -- it's all part of the basic fight-or-flight response.

Krystal: Yeah, I know. It's the fight-or-flight thing that I kind of want -- I want to talk about.

David: Ok, ok. When you perceive danger, your mind sends off a signal --

Krystal: No, no, no, no, no, no, not -- not the medical thing. To be -- to be honest, I --

David: Ooh. There's that word again. I hate honesty. It's highly overrated. So stop before you say something I'll regret.

Krystal: The other night when I was at your cabin, I -- I was looking for trouble.

David: Well, of course. Everybody knows that "trouble" is my middle name.

Krystal: I know, I know. The whole town thinks that you're some kind of royal stinker. But the truth is you are a human being, and you're also more handsome than the law should allow.

David: Well, if this is truth, please, bring it on.

Krystal: I was wrong. I was wrong to use you to forget my troubles, and I apologize.

David: Krystal, when the woman doing the using is this beautiful, no apology is necessary. I'm not even going to charge a user's fee.

Krystal: Tall, dark, handsome, and funny.

David: Hmm. But not as funny as Tad, huh?

Krystal: Listen, I don't want to use you to hurt Tad and vice versa.

David: It's all right. It's ok, I get the point.

Krystal: And I should've been more open.

David: It's ok, my -- my services as the unhealthy distraction are no longer necessary. It's ok. But, since we're being honest, I think it's only fair to warn you. Tad's girlfriends don't have a long shelf life. And even if they do make it past the expiration date, well, they usually end up, shall we say, disillusioned. But, hey, you're a big girl. You don't need my advice.

David: Oh, I'd wish you luck, but I'd be lying, and -- well, I don't want to taint my already bad reputation.

Danielle: Reggie, listen, I was a mess. My dad wants to send me back to New York. You're the only friend I have in this stupid town. Please, give me a break. I didn't mean to freak out your sister.

[Knock on door]

Derek: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kick your butt to the probation office with a "lock up" order pinned to your chest!

Jack: Well, Derek, I'll give you one good reason why you're not going to kick my son's butt anywhere -- because he didn't do anything. He was trying to help my daughter. He was doing a damn fine job of it until your daughter showed up.

Derek: Well, you know what? The headaches are about to be over -- at least mine are. The tattoos, the break-ins, the pranks -- your son's influence ends when I send my daughter, Danielle, back to her mother in New York.

Reggie: Fine by me. Poor New York.

Jack: Shush.

Derek: Come on, let's go.

Jack: Reggie, I'm sorry that all this played out the way it did.

Reggie: Not me. She's more trouble than I am.

Jack: I hope you're talking about Danielle here.

Reggie: Who else am I -- oh, yeah. How is Lily?

Jack: Well, she's good, she's good. She's arranging her room the way she needs it to be.

Reggie: That's good.

Jack: You did a great job, man, you really did. I mean, Lily -- she's -- well, she's very special, isn't she?

Reggie: Yeah.

Jack: And I don't think I prepared you near well enough, did I?

Reggie: She's cool, you know?

Jack: Yeah?

Reggie: She looks at life at a -- a different angle. That's a good thing.

Jack: Yeah, that's a good thing. But I got to tell you, life isn't going to be easy as long as she's living with us.

Reggie: Dad, "easy"? When have we ever done "easy"?

Jack: Good point.

Reggie: Good point.

Jack: Come here.

Babe: I was so scared I was going to lose you.

Krystal: Don't you worry. Your mama's got a lot of life left in her.

Babe: It was my fault that you had that panic attack.

Krystal: No, no, it wasn't your fault, honey. Please, no, no. My system was just on overload and my circuits just went kerflooey.

Babe: It's my fault. When J.R. asked me point-blank in the library today if Bess was our baby -- God, I pushed you over the edge.

Krystal: No, that's not true. And, honey, come on, speaking of J.R., I mean, this is your wedding night. Don't you think you should be up there in that boudoir getting the honeymoon started?

Babe: I just wanted to make sure you're ok.

Krystal: I'm more than ok, ok? So scoot, all right? And you just start being the wife that you know you want to be.

Babe: Thank you so much for sticking by me. I couldn't have made it through all this without you.

Krystal: Oh, honey. Come here.

Babe: I love you, Mama.

Krystal: Right back at you. All right, ok, that's it, that's it. No more -- no more tears. I'm serious, all right? Babe, nothing but happy times now.

Tad: Kind of makes you feel small, doesn't it?

Krystal: What's that?

Tad: All those stars stretching off into forever like that. Kind of just makes you feel pintsized sometimes.

Krystal: On the contrary. Kind of makes me feel larger than life right now.

Tad: You mean happy to be alive?

Krystal: Yeah. Yeah, you got that right. Even though I was tempted to go toward the light when I heard those angels singing me home.

Tad: Krystal, you had a panic attack. You didn't see any light or hear angels singing you home.

Krystal: Ok, all right, all right. But I wanted to. I was kind of curious to see if St. Peter had my name on that list.

Tad: Well, I'm sure he does. But personally, I'm very thankful you were a little early for your appointment.

Krystal: Me, too. In fact, I think we should celebrate the sheer thrill of being alive.

Tad: Amen. I'm game for it if you are.

Krystal: Yeah. Yeah. How about a little thank-you dinner for you thinking so fast on your feet and scooting me out of that tunnel? Huh? Or something corny, like a movie?

Tad: Are you asking me on a date?

Krystal: Well, you know, dinner, movie -- you know what a movie is, right? You know, the Cineplex hell with the little screen the size of a toaster and the cell phones ringing and your feet stuck to the floor and --

Tad: Krystal, I know -- I know all about the movie. I'm just a little intrigued because, you know, the last time we got together was sort of a disaster, and I thought you had declared a moratorium on dates.

Krystal: Yeah, I know. But after my brush with the grim reaper, I just thought I'd call that whole moratorium thing off.

Tad: Glad to hear it. Ok, I'd love to. We can fight over the armrest, and I might even dip into Jamie's college fund to see if I can spring for the popcorn supercombo.

Krystal: Took me a while, Tad, but I think I'm starting to get you.

Babe: Hey, hubba-bubba. So where you been?

J.R.: Uh -- I was checking on Bess, and she's -- she's sleeping like an angel.

Babe: Well, if our luck holds out, she'll sleep through the night and we can honeymoon until the morning -- since we are really husband and wife now. Not that some stupid piece of paper makes any difference. I've been your wife since the moment I met you -- in every way that counts. So how about I help you get out of this starched shirt and show you how much I love you?

J.R.: Um -- listen, there's nothing that I want more.

Babe: Then how about I show you?

J.R.: Look, the truth is right now, Babe, I am -- I'm wasted.

Babe: I'm pretty sure I can revive you.

J.R.: Like no one else. Listen, it's just -- everything has been so crazy today. All the nuts have come out of the woodwork. You know, the cops quizzing you about Paul Cramer's disappearance, friends insisting that our baby was Bianca's, Kendall putting the curse on you, your mama's false alarm -- you know, the only thing that hasn't happened today was a tax audit and a wardrobe malfunction.

Babe: It's all over now. Honey, the only thing that matters is you and me.

J.R.: And I love you more than ever. Just give me a chance to recharge. I'll go check on Bess. When I come back -- or tomorrow morning --

Babe: Ok.

J.R.: Ok.

[Babe giggles]

Babe: Ok.

J.R.: Bye.

Babe: Tomorrow morning. Everything looks better in the morning.

Greenlee: There, you did it! And you thought resistance was futile.

Ryan: Oh, it was -- it was a little easier with a little bit of practice.

Greenlee: You star pupil! Now you're ready for your next lesson.

Ryan: Oh, give me a break, Greenlee. Come --

Greenlee: Oh, yeah. Like that's what you told Kendall when she peeled down to her bare nothing.

Ryan: That was a challenge.

Greenlee: Oh, I can imagine. But you don't have to.

J.R.: I'm telling you, this farce of a marriage is not easy.

Adam: It'll be worth it, J.R. Just bide your time. Babe will be history, and Bess will be yours.

J.R.: Well, it's not going to happen soon enough for me. You know, I almost lost it today when I saw Hayward doing a DNA test on my daughter. You know, he's lucky I wasn't locked and loaded.

Adam: Well, I'd gladly give the order to open fire. But, son, the threat is past, and we're this close -- this close -- to getting everything you want.

Bianca: I had Winifred pack us up some extra wedding cake. Figured we could use the sugar rush. Let's go home. You know I'm right about Ryan. It's time to move on.

Kendall: This is me moving on.

Bianca: I'll go have them bring the car around.

Ryan: Ok -- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it. I think we've -- I think we've had enough desensitizing for one night, don't you? I mean, I'm -- I'm wiped. You must be -- you must be, too, right?

Greenlee: Hmm. Fast learner. We'll pick up tomorrow where we left off. Night.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Greenlee: Maybe you shouldn't be so hard on Bobby. If Erica's in the mix, it's a whole different game.

Erica: You betrayed me.

Jack: Only in your mind.

[Bianca gasps]

Ryan: Bianca?

[Bianca gasps]

Ryan: You talking to somebody?

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