AMC Transcript Tuesday 5/4/04

All My Children Transcript Tuesday 5/4/04

By Suzanne
Proofread by Gisele

Bobby: Is that your direct line?

Aidan: Like I said, it's my cell. You call me, you get me.

Bobby: I can't imagine Miss Kane calling me.

Aidan: Well, if she's in Vegas, maybe she'll need to see a friendly face.

Bobby: No, I can't see it happening. She doesn't even know I work here.

Aidan: Still, I want you to keep my number. Keep it nice and safe.

Bobby: Sure. Like they say, if you stay in Vegas, you're eventually going to meet everyone you ever knew, huh?

Aidan: You know, for the king of hospitality, I really feel like you're pushing me out the door. Are you trying to get rid of me?

[Tunnel door creaks as Liza closes it while spying]

Krystal: Who's that?

Simone: Could you please elaborate on what you meant by "never say never"?

Tad: Well, it's pretty straightforward.

Simone: Mm-hmm.

Tad: It's just that no matter how far you go in life, you realize just when you think you know something, you realize you don't know anything, especially when it comes to women.

Simone: Ah. Is that a little ray of hope?

Tad: Amy, could we get a vodka tonic, please? Um -- boy, I used to be so good at this.

Simone: Ok. Something -- something major is going on, it's not good news, and it's about me.

David: Go ahead. Let me have it.

Ryan: You're not worth it, Hayward. And besides, you and Kendall? That's like a joke!

David: Hey, that's the kind of laugh I could use.

Ryan: Well, the punch line is you must -- you must be delusional if you think you can get Kendall into bed.

David: You know, perhaps I wasn't very clear about this, Ryan. The affair was Kendall's idea. She came to me and made a very tempting offer. I think it's time that I took her up on it.

Kendall: Why do you need to see Ryan?

Greenlee: That's between Ryan and me.

Kendall: No, no --

Greenlee: Ryan?

Kendall: No. Greenlee, if you are not gone by the time Ryan opens that door, you are going to be so sorry.

Greenlee: Ryan!

Kendall: Greenlee, I'm --

Greenlee: It's me! Open up!

Kendall: Greenlee, I'm serious.

Greenlee: You may be the meanest, most selfish bitch in the world, but I'm going to do you a huge favor. By the time Ryan gets home, you'll thank me for changing your life.

Ryan: There is no way that Kendall came on to you. You must have been hallucinating on one of your wonder drugs.

David: Of course. This is me being delusional, right? It couldn't possibly be that you crushed Kendall one too many times.

Ryan: Oh, listen, Hayward, you stay away from her, all right? She's got enough going on in her life than to have you add to it.

David: Well, I don't know, Ryan. She was pretty persuasive. I especially liked how she was already over you.

Ryan: You stay away from her!

David: Oh, man, this is too easy. You're about as subtle as a rock.

Ryan: What? What is this?

David: I wanted to find out if you still love Kendall. Well, I got my answer, loud and clear.

Kendall: Look, it's obvious Ryan isn't home, so why don't you go crawl back under your rock.

Greenlee: A little gratitude is in order, Kendall. This will make you so happy.

Kendall: Nothing you do will ever make me happy.

Greenlee: Look at us, Kendall. How exhausting. Hating each other takes so much energy.

Kendall: You don't really leave me a choice.

Greenlee: I'm about to. I remember those early days of Fusion -- all-night sessions, pots of coffee, arguments about test marketing and demographics and color. We could fight to death about how much blue should be in the pink. We got sexually harassed by buyers and we were so into what we were doing, we accidentally glued Simone's lips together. But we made it. We made it a success. I'd give anything to go back there again.

Kendall: Well, thanks for the trip down memory lane. So, now, what is this favor you claim you're doing for me?

Greenlee: Well, for starters, I'm going to be totally honest with you. You see, we have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Kendall: Oh, this should be rich.

Greenlee: I had no idea that Ryan was going to make me co-CEO of the cosmetic companies. Ryan has a vision -- not just about Fusion and Enchantment, but about peace between you, the woman he loves, and me, his best friend in the world. He laid it all at your feet, Kendall. It's really simple. Get over your grudge against me and Ryan's all yours.

Kendall: No! It was never that simple!

Greenlee: Well, it could have been. Ryan was there for you time and time again, but you -- you have to turn into your mother.

Kendall: I am nothing like Erica -- nothing. She falls in love way too often and way too easily.

Greenlee: Yeah, and when the going she gets tough, she bails. Sound familiar?

Kendall: No, no, it is nothing like that. It's not the same!

Greenlee: Don't you want to be happy?

Kendall: Yes, of course I do.

Greenlee: Well, then prove it, Kendall. End this. Get over me. Show Ryan that you respect him, make that clause disappear, and prove you're not your mother.

Bobby: Hospitality is king here, but that's for friends who are willing to kiss their cash goodbye. You care to take up blackjack?

Aidan: No, not on this trip.

Bobby: Well, then, I'm going to have to get back to my clients. Mr. Montgomery hired you to find Miss Kane. I've got my own paycheck to earn.

Aidan: You don't mind if I look around, do you?

Bobby: No, not at all, no. You know what? Forget the blackjack. How about I comp you a room, get you an escort to show you around the casino -- not the other kind of escort. Unless it's ladies that you have in mind. Then I can help there, too. Blonde? Redhead? Or I bet it's brunettes you're partial to.

Aidan: Thanks for the offer, buddy, but I'm going to be on the next plane back to Pine Valley.

Bobby: There's a 180. Was it something I said?

Aidan: No, it's just too many people in this town. You know, it's too easy to get lost. I think I'm going to give Jack my professional opinion and tell him to wait until the lady comes home on her own because there's definitely not a chance I'm going to find her here, you know?

Bobby: Well, I'm sorry I couldn't be more help, but I'll keep my eye out, ok? You never know.

[Knock on door]

Krystal: Oh. Was that you?

Babe: Was what me?

Krystal: You nearly gave me heart failure.

Babe: Mama, what do you think you're doing with this? If somebody even sees you with this, we should just book a bus back to Phoenix right now.

Krystal: Don't worry, I just thought we needed better security. We're about to have florists and caterers and decorators storming the gates, so I think it's time your mama got her own safe-deposit box, don't you think?

Babe: You always do know how to take care of me. I just hope I'm as smart with Bess. Ok. What's wrong?

Krystal: Wrong? Nothing. Nothing's wrong.

Babe: Mama, you get this funny look on your face every time I even mention the baby.

Krystal: Honey, don't be silly.

Babe: Ok. Ever since we brought Bess home, you haven't even spent two minutes alone with her.

Krystal: That is not true. I think your imagination is just working overtime.

Babe: And I know when something is bothering you, and I need to know what it is. What is it? Is it Bess? God, is it something about my baby?

J.R.: Uh-oh. Who'd you put the screws to today?

Adam: Excuse me?

J.R.: Well, that look on your face -- it can only mean one thing. You've thought of another way, another scheme, to take back Chandler Enterprises.

Adam: These are proof sheets.

J.R.: Ah, so you hired a private investigator to take compromising photos of Ryan Lavery?

Adam: No, better. They're from the family photo session. Look at this -- look at this one. There's Grandpa holding the cutest baby girl I've ever seen.

J.R.: I was wrong about you. You really are one big mush ball when it comes to Bess.

Adam: Yeah. Nothing is too good for my grandchildren or their parents.

J.R.: Yeah, well, tell me about it. I saw the caterer's budget. I mean, Dad, really -- lobster and truffles?

Adam: Yeah, flown in specially.

J.R.: You don't have to do it.

Adam: No, I want to. There's nothing up my sleeve, son. Babe gets the wedding of her dreams.

J.R.: Yeah, and what do you get? Oh, come on, Dad. You've been nothing but decent since we've gotten back from the hospital. You keep that up, she might just let her guard down.

Adam: Son, I swear to you there's no hidden agenda here. I have nothing but good cheer toward the mother of my grandchild.

J.R.: Good. Good, that's great. Then you wouldn't mind saying it.

Adam: Saying what?

J.R.: That Babe is as much a part of this family as Bess.

Babe: What is it? Why are you avoiding me and Bess? What's wrong?

Krystal: Honey, the last thing you need is for me to be over your shoulder when you're bonding with Bess.

Babe: But I do need that.

Krystal: Careful what you wish for. Once I get ahold of that baby, I might not ever let her go.

Babe: That'll be just fine by me. Come here. So if it isn't Bess that's bothering you, what is it? Is it Tad?

Simone: So I'm being canceled.

Tad: That's kind of harsh.

Simone: Well, it's the truth, right? I'm no longer on hiatus. I'm history. So, give it to me straight.

Tad: Ok.

Simone: Ok.

Tad: Straight.

Simone: Yes.

Tad: You're an amazing woman. You're beautiful, intelligent. You're funny, and you leave me absolutely breathless in bed.

Simone: All excellent reasons to dump me.

Tad: The only problem is, as much as I know in my heart that I care about you, I just don't think it's ever going to be the real thing.

Simone: Is that your conscience talking to me?

Tad: Yeah. I know it's not much, but at this point it's all I've got.

David: This is not a game, Ryan. This is for real. Go back to Kendall. Work out your steps for whatever sick little dance you like to play with her. Leave Greenlee out of it.

Ryan: You have so crossed the line.

David: You listen to me, Lavery. I like Kendall, I really do. But I love Greenlee, and this little hero game that you just pulled is proof positive that you are not over Kendall. So go ahead, mess up your life in any way you damn well please, but leave Greenlee out of it!

[Motorcycle engine revs]

David: Or I will so mess up your life in ways that you can't even imagine!

[Motorcycle drives off]

Kendall: Well, it's a nice try, Greenlee. Pushing the old Erica button won't work for me. It's pretty pathetic trying to use my mother to get Fusion back.

Greenlee: Ok, so, what it'll take to get through to you? How about I own up again to all the wrongs I've done you?

Kendall: You pass out apologies like peanuts. Just tell me what's really behind all of this.

Greenlee: I'm doing this because I care about Ryan. If you're what makes him happy, then that's what I want for him.

Kendall: Oh, my God. It is Ryan, isn't it? This -- this wasn't -- this isn't about Fusion at all.

Greenlee: Like I said --

Kendall: No, come on, Greenlee, let's hear it. Say it loud and clear. You want Ryan.

Greenlee: Yeah, I do. And if you don't wise up, I'll have him.

Anita: Hey.

Maria: I thought you were off-duty.

Anita: I am. I bring love and a major carb overload.

Maria: What do you have?

Anita: Mama's sweet corn tamales.

Maria: Oh! God bless Mama and God bless you for bringing them. Thank you, thank you.

Anita: Well, I'm just the delivery girl.

Maria: Yeah, but you know what? It's not just that. Thank you for everything because you've just been sticking around, you know what I need just when I need it.

Anita: Well, consider it payback for all those times I was a huge pain in the butt. This is the part where you say, "Hey, Anita, you were never a pain."

Maria: Uh, "Hey, Anita, you were never a pain."

Anita: Don't get all misty about it.

Maria: Here you go. Come eat these with me, please.

Anita: All right, all right.

Maria: I do not tamale alone. There you go.

Anita: Hey -- you know why I became a PA, right?

Maria: Yeah, because Mama and Papa would've killed us if we didn't get a real job?

Anita: No --

Maria: Mmm.

Anita: Because of you.

Maria: Because of me?

Anita: Yeah. I -- I suffered from a major case of hero worship. I mean, when you became a doctor, I just thought there is nothing better than helping to make people well.

Maria: Well, there isn't, but you chose your path, you made it happen. I'm not going to take any credit for that.

Anita: No, you -- you're always so sure of yourself and -- and what you want.

Maria: Oh, my God, do I have you guys fooled.

Anita: No. No, I mean it. Even like when you -- when you make up your mind like you did with Edmund -- I mean, you were so determined to make it work.

Maria: Well, I don't really have a choice. Edmund is my anchor. You know, if I don't keep him grounded, I would lose my way.

Anita: I -- I wish I was that certain.

Maria: Well, honey, you're never going to know if you don't give Bobby another chance. Let me ask you this -- when you hear Bobby's voice, what does your heart say?

[Knock on door]

Bobby: Desiree, it's Roberto. I just want to give you the all-clear. I'll -- I'll come back later.

Erica: Oh, no, wait. Come on in.

Bobby: You have got some persistent friends.

Erica: Well, he's gone now.

Bobby: I glad-handed him all the way to the car and waved as he drove off. He said he's on the next flight.

Erica: You don't believe him.

Bobby: He's a pro. It's hard to tell if he's really gone, so --

Erica: Well, you were very much of a pro yourself. I mean, I wanted to run and hide, you know, but I figured it would just call more attention.

Bobby: Well, you've got a hell of a poker face.

Erica: Well, that nearly abandoned me when you offered to comp him a room for the night.

Bobby: Oh, that was a bluff. I just wanted him to know that I had nothing to hide, that's all.

Erica: Other than me?

Bobby: Well, the -- the whole thing wasn't a loss, though. I did get a scoop on your daughter.

Erica: On Bianca? You did? What did he say?

Bobby: It's -- it's ok. She's on the mend and she's got a lot of friends looking out for her.

Erica: Well, thank you, but, I mean, anything else? I mean, didn't he say anything else?

Bobby: They miss you back there.

Erica: You mean Jackson?

Bobby: Well, he's been making an effort to try to find you.

Erica: No, Aidan Devane is making the effort. I mean, sure, Jackson calls and leaves messages of -- of love and concern on the phone, but it's Aidan Devane who he sent, you know? He sent this -- this bounty hunter to come sniffing at my heels. You know, the only thing Jackson is doing is he is delegating me to someone else. And he's using Bianca to guilt me into running back to Pine Valley.

Bobby: Is that such a bad idea? You know, going home to see Bianca?

Erica: In theory, it's -- it's marvelous. But reality? Bianca would slam the door in my face. She's made it very clear to me she never wants to see me again.

Bobby: Ok, wait -- wait a second. Forget what other people want here. Do you want to see your daughter?

Erica: More than I could tell you. I mean, to see her face and to hold her close, and Kendall, too -- believe me, I would just love to get rid of all the hurt for all of us. But I can't. I mean, they've made it very clear to me that I can't. The loss is just so great. I'm just afraid we've lost each other forever.

Kendall: I'll bet you have some outrageous plan to make Ryan all yours. So come on, Greenlee, share.

Greenlee: Well, you must think a lot of me to think that I could steal your guy so easily --

Kendall: Uh-huh.

Greenlee: Or you don't think very much of him.

Kendall: No. This time I know you're coming.

Greenlee: Kendall, if we don't work this out between us, everybody loses. I lose Fusion, you lose Ryan, Ryan loses -- wait a minute. Or is that it? You're so terrified that he might actually be in love with you that you're willing to do whatever it takes to sabotage it, and then you can blame me if it doesn't work out.

Kendall: Oh, yeah, right. Poor, victimized Greenlee. Yeah, it's all about you.

Greenlee: All right, that's it. You know what? I have lost my patience. Here's the deal. Take your pick or get out of my way.

Kendall: Don't threaten me!

Greenlee: Behind door number one -- happy Kendall with the man she loves, forgiveness in her heart, and me as a partner. Hooray for us! Behind door number two -- your worst nightmare. Miserable Kendall, lonely and afraid, wondering where she went wrong while I live out your former life. Take your pick, Kendall. What's it going to be?

Ryan: I'd like to know the answer to that. What's it going to be, Kendall? Hey, Kendall. You seen David Hayward lately?

Kendall: No. Why?

Ryan: It's a long story. You two should probably continue this inside or start selling tickets to the neighbors.

Greenlee: No, I think Kendall and I should stay out here. We were about to make some progress.

Kendall: In your dreams. Come on, Greenlee. Can't you take a hint?

Ryan: Ok, hold on. Time-out. Back up. Kendall, I know why Greenlee came here to see me. I can't imagine what you're doing here.

Kendall: Well, I'll tell you, but not in front of her.

Bobby: You're safe here. No one can make you do anything you don't want to do.

Erica: Well, that will be wonderful for as long as it lasts.

Bobby: Well, it'll last as long as you want. I won't let Aidan or anyone else screw this up for you.

Erica: Boy, since that very first day in Lacey�s, you have been nothing but kind to me.

Bobby: Well, no one deserves it more than you do. Aidan mentioned that your father just passed away. I -- I'm sorry.

Erica: Oh, please. Save the sympathy. I don't want it, and my father doesn't deserve it. Believe me, he is just as useless to me in death as he was in life.

Bobby: Things are pretty weird with my folks, too, but I know that if my father died, I'd be pretty messed up about it. You know, the whole thing -- anger, guilt, grief.

Erica: Yeah, spare me the analysis. You're way off base where I'm concerned, and please don't ever mention my father's name to me again!

Bobby: Ok, sure. I'm -- I'm going to head back to the floor. Ahem.

Erica: Oh, no, wait. I'm sorry. I -- don't go. I shouldn't talk to you like that.

Bobby: It's -- it's cool.

Erica: No, it's not. It's really not. You've handed me this whole new life. You handed me a whole new career. I mean, this Rudy -- you know, he wants to make me a fabulous showgirl.

Bobby: Well, Rudy's a bit on the bizarre side, but he knows his stuff. If he says you're going to be a star, get ready to shine.

Erica: Well, first it's practice, practice, practice, this being my private rehearsal hall.

Bobby: Ok. Well, I'll let you get to it. You'll be a showstopper in no time at all. And will you still talk to me when you become famous, Miss Desiree Dubois?

Erica: You can count on it, Roberto.

Bobby: Ok. Take care.

Simone: This is good news for you. Yeah, I mean, after you had convinced yourself that you were never going to be able to fall in love again, and now you're actually open to the possibility? You know? It's just not with me.

Tad: Simone, I don't know how I feel. I mean, I know I can't ignore it, but I don't really expect it to go anywhere.

Simone: It will. Oh, please, you're pretty irresistible. I can't imagine any woman that wouldn't -- it's not Liza. Please tell me. Oh, God, it's not Liza. It can't be Liza. Just kill me now. I have to work with this woman.

Tad: It's not Liza.

Simone: Oh. Thank you, God. Thank you, really. Right, so it's not Liza and it's not me. Now --

[Simone coughs]

Simone: It's Krystal?

Krystal: Really, honey, there is not a man in the world that I can't handle, including Tad Martin. So you concentrate on the wedding, and I will concentrate on finding a safe place for this until I can get to the bank.

Babe: Wait, I got it. Mom, I have the perfect spot, for real. The tunnels. I'm pretty sure we're close. I'm almost positive. I know -- I think this is the wall. I think there are some loose bricks around here.

Krystal: Uh-huh.

Babe: I found it one time by accident, but --

Krystal: What kind of crazy family needs secret passageways and tunnels anyway?

Babe: Us, I guess.

Krystal: Well, I guess we might as well take advantage of the Chandler insanity.

Babe: Check it out. I knew it. Ha-ha. There you go. Go ahead. Safe as any bank vault. All set?

Krystal: Mm-hmm.

Babe: Mama, you have got to come see how cute little Bess looks when she snuggles up with her little stuffed lamb.

Krystal: Lamb?

Babe: Yeah, I bought a new one today, but I can't even imagine what happened to that first one. I don't know -- it's weird how things just seem to disappear in this big old house.

Liza: Oh, my. Would Adam love this.

Adam: When I see Babe with my granddaughter, I feel that certain affection. She's become quite a devoted mother.

J.R.: I couldn't be happier. I mean, you -- you couldn't even imagine.

Adam: Oh, I can't imagine? What about when I said that I would do anything to protect you? I know what it feels like to love a child more than anything else in the world. There's no other feeling like it.

J.R.: I love you, too, Dad.

Adam: It's good to hear, son.

J.R.: Things really couldn't be better, especially with you being a part of our lives.

Adam: If you'll excuse me, I want to go take a peek at the next generation.

J.R.: Hey, you wake her up, it's going to be up to you to put her back to sleep.

Adam: Oh, don't tempt me. Liza? What the devil are you doing here at this hour?

Tad: You know I'm going to kick myself for letting you go.

Simone: Yeah.

Tad: You sure do make me laugh.

Simone: Well, that's me -- laugh a minute. Ugh -- you know, I hate it when guys say this, but I do hope that we can still be friends.

Tad: I'd like that a lot.

Simone: Good. Ok, then. I guess that's it.

Tad: Um -- well, almost. I have one last question, and at this point, considering, I'd completely understand if you said no, but I was wondering if you -- would you dance with me?

Simone: For, like, you know, old times' sake? I would love to.

Bobby: Warner.

Anita: Hey, Bobby, it's me.

Bobby: Anita. So good to hear your voice. Is everything ok?

Anita: Um -- yeah, it's fine.

Bobby: So you just called to talk? I love that.

Anita: Actually, Bobby, I didn't -- I didn't just call to say hello.

Bobby: Ok. Well, what is it?

Anita: This might sound kind of silly and out of nowhere, but --

Bobby: Tell me, ask me -- whatever you want.

Anita: Do you have any idea where Erica Kane is?

Bobby: Wow. Ok, what the hell is it with everyone and Erica Kane?

Anita: "Everyone"? Who's "everyone"? What are you talking about?

Bobby: Your pal Aidan was just up in my face about her this afternoon.

Anita: I -- I told Aidan that you had no idea where Erica was.

Bobby: Ok, but you're calling me to make sure I'm not holding out on something?

Anita: I'm -- I'm calling to ask you if you've seen her.

Bobby: Is this where we stand, Anita, where you're going to use Erica Kane as an excuse to find out if I'm screwing around?

Anita: Is that a yes or a no, Bobby? Are you with Erica Kane?

Kendall: Ryan, what I have to say to you, I can't say it in front of her.

Ryan: You want to order Chinese? Because here's a menu.

Greenlee: I'm good.

Ryan: Ok.

Kendall: This isn't funny.

Ryan: How many ultimatums is it going to take before you understand that's not how I work?

Kendall: I don't know why -- why did I even bother coming here?

Ryan: I don't know. Kendall, anytime you want to tell me --

Kendall: Business. Business, that's all. You should both know that Fusion is on high security alert, so if Greenlee tries to come to work tomorrow, she will be escorted from the building. If she fights it, I will have her arrested for trespassing.

Greenlee: I still have stuff there.

Kendall: We'll ship it to you.

Ryan: Nice. Kendall, very nice. That shade of revenge really looks good on you.

Kendall: Don't bother attacking me. You've made it clear what's important to you. So, you can have him. He's all yours.

Greenlee: You're serious?

Kendall: Yep, as a heart attack. So enjoy him, have fun. Take care. I'm a memory.

Greenlee: Ryan --

Ryan: Don't.

Greenlee: Ryan, I just want you to know that I did everything that I could. After everything you did to help me --

Ryan: Well, I told you that Kendall and I were over.

Greenlee: I've heard that before. I wanted us to be happy. I tried to get her to do what it would take, but she couldn't get past her -- what -- fear? Anger? Disappointment?

Ryan: Yeah, take your pick.

Greenlee: I'm sorry.

Ryan: Listen, about our marriage thing -- I didn't mean to, like, set you off.

Greenlee: I wasn't angry.

Ryan: Well, you ran out of here like -- you know, like you were in a hurry.

Greenlee: Well, you sort of knocked me out of my Manolos. I wasn't expecting a proposal from my best friend.

Ryan: Yeah, I guess it was a little eccentric.

Greenlee: Ryan, it came out of nowhere.

Ryan: Well, we both know that's not true, but if you're not ready, you know, for a marriage/business merger, I understand. But I will find another way to get you back on top at Fusion.

Greenlee: Are you withdrawing your proposal? Because I was about to ask if you wanted me to go for the full white deal with the veil or a simple ivory suit.

Bobby: No, I am not having an illicit romance with Erica Kane, nor has the face of Enchantment wandered into my hotel.

Anita: Ok.

Bobby: Well, you don't sound convinced. You want to hop on a plane and check it out for yourself? Oh, right, right. You're -- you're too busy.

Anita: No, Bobby. Things are worse here. Edmund -- he had his surgery and it -- it didn't turn out like everyone hoped.

Bobby: He didn't --

Anita: No, he's alive.

Bobby: Ok, but he still can't walk.

Anita: And -- and he never will. Now Edmund and Maria need me more than ever.

Bobby: I'm -- I'm so sorry, Anita. Please, give them my best, would you?

Anita: Yeah, I will.

Bobby: How about you? Are you ok? Your mom and work? Just -- just tell me everything, ok?

Anita: Oh, uh, everything's -- everything's fine, and -- yeah, I did defend you to Aidan. It wasn't some conspiracy. Opal had mentioned that Erica was in Vegas, and I know you must meet a lot of people.

Bobby: It's my job to meet people. It's just work. It doesn't matter. There's nothing to worry about there. But your friend Aidan seems to have a low opinion of me. Have you been talking to him about us? Our marriage?

Anita: Uh -- no. No, of course not.

Bobby: Ok. Ok, good, because, I mean, he's not the kind of friend you need right now, Anita. All right, it'd be a big mistake to trust this guy.

Anita: Relax, Bobby. I won't make the mistake of trusting any man anytime soon.

Bobby: I'd like it if you'd give me a chance to change that.

Anita: You know what? I -- I have to go.

Bobby: Ok, but not yet, just not until I -- let me just tell you how much I love you, ok?

Anita: Ok. Bye.

Adam: It's a little disconcerting to find your ex-wife sneaking around in your house in the middle of the night.

Liza: Oh, you're exaggerating. I have a perfectly good reason to be here.

J.R.: Oh, come on, Dad. Liza works with me down at Chandler. I don't know what I'd do without her.

Liza: Your father has a tendency to jump to conclusions.

Adam: Well, that's because I haven't had a real answer yet.

Liza: Well, if -- if you had been paying attention, you would know that our daughter is sleeping here tonight.

Adam: Attention? That mini mogul beat me at go fish before I put her to bed. You better be careful -- she's going to have your job before you know it.

Liza: Well, that's my girl.

Adam: Mm-hmm. Don't tell me you're here to tuck her in.

Liza: A mother's prerogative. She also forgot a paper that she needs at school tomorrow, so I ducked upstairs and I tucked it in her backpack. Any objections?

Adam: Next time, knock.

Babe: Oh, hey, everyone.

J.R.: Hey.

Babe: Look, Pops, you're the one that's going to get a kick out of this. Ok, so I put some music on, and Bess -- she has this little rattle that you gave her and it's clutched tight in her hand and she's been waving it around like she's conducting the orchestra. So I'm actually -- I'm really looking for the video camera.

Adam: I'll get it for you. See you out, Liza?

Liza: Oh, I know the way.

Babe: Ah. The power of a baby. I just told Adam that Bess wants him to jump, and he asks, "how high?"

J.R.: Yeah, you should see him choosing the family photo. If he's not in the shot with Bess, it doesn't make the cut.

Babe: Well, is it wishful thinking? I'm starting to get the feeling that maybe he doesn't hate my guts.

J.R.: Well, you've gotten under his skin. That's how we all eventually fall in love with you.

Liza: Not only will this get rid of Krystal, it's going to blow everybody's lives to bits. Can I live with that?

Greenlee: Well, a white wedding is kind of inappropriate considering I've been married before. And I know you wanted to keep the whole thing pretty low-key, so I was thinking that maybe a strapless number in a pastel?

Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Greenlee: Oh, my God, you've changed your mind, right? I should've run out of here? But I didn't -- I didn't know what to say. Which is pretty funny, really -- me without words. But I -- I had to be sure.

Ryan: So now?

Greenlee: You're my best friend, Ryan. We love each other in a really great, best friend kind of way. So why not be best friends and partners? Marriage could give us everything we both want and get rid of a major headache in the process. So, my answer is yes. I'll marry you. Let's do it, Ryan.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

J.R.: I would be really honored if you'd be my best man.

Liza: I have got some news that's going to blow your mind.

Krystal: How dare you show your face after what you did.

Bianca: Maybe we were wrong about Greenlee. Maybe she really has changed.

Ryan: You ready to elope?

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