AMC Transcript Friday 12/5/03

All My Children Transcript Friday 12/5/03

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Babe: I'm so glad we could work all this out finally.

J.R.: Mm-hmm. This is really the best way for it to work out.

Jamie: You're a genius, Babe. Now we can all be happy.

Babe: Mmm. Morning, baby.

J.R.: Hmm.

Babe: Hmm. Can you guess what I'm in the mood for?

J.R.: Yeah. Forget it.

Adam: J.R. and Babe are still together, cozier than ever, louder than ever.

Jamie: I don't care, Adam! If you got a problem with J.R. and Babe, that's your deal.

Adam: You were supposed to tell J.R. that Babe can't resist a man in uniform. You went out to the porch to tell him that. What the hell happened?

Jamie: I couldn't tell him. He loves her.

Adam: He thinks he loves her. He doesn't know who she is. But he's going to find out, because I'm not allowing that slut in my home over Christmas.

Jamie: You say one more word about Babe and I will knock your lights out.

Juan Pablo: You said Carlos was well enough to travel. Everything has been arranged. The plane is waiting for us.

Maria: I know. I am so sorry, Juan Pablo.

Juan Pablo: No!

Maria: I --

Juan Pablo: This can't be!

Maria: Look, we -- we certainly didn't expect this. We don't know exactly what happened yet.

Juan Pablo: Excuse me. I have to --

Edmund: Pablo, just take a minute. You don't have to do anything, ok? Just -- everything can wait.

Juan Pablo [to Bodyguard]: Esta culpa es tuya! Porque no cuidaste? [This is your fault! Why did you not take care of him?

Man: Hey!

Juan Pablo: Vos dejaste que lo agarraran! [You left so they got him!]

Maria: Juan Pablo, no!

Edmund: Juan Pablo --

Juan Pablo: They killed -- the bastard killed my brother!

Greenlee: How could Carlos be dead? How did it -- why?

Simone: I don't know. I couldn't stay there.

Greenlee: But you're sure?

Simone: The monitors -- they just went off. It was just me and him, and then he couldn't breathe. He started gasping, so I called for help, and then there was all this noise and commotion and then people coming in and out, and they tried. I watched them try, but they couldn't save him, Greenlee. I left. Carlos was supposed to be released today.

Greenlee: But I saw Juan Pablo this morning. He said Carlos was fine. Oh, God. Pablo.

Mia: Oh, my God. It took me a minute. You're out of jail.

Kendall: Yeah.

Aidan: How did you manage that?

Kendall: Well, if you can believe it, they gave me bail.

Mia: Oh, really? What did you have to do? Promise your firstborn?

Kendall: I guess you weren't expecting me, so I should probably go. I will go.

Aidan: Kendall, don't. Don't. How are you?

Kendall: Oh, I've never been better. Freedom's an aphrodisiac.

Aidan: You know, I would have been at the arraignment. Jack said he'd call.

Kendall: Well, he did call, but I guess you were too busy to hear the phone. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That sounded terrible.

Mia: I tell you what -- I'm just going to give you guys a little bit of privacy right now. Kendall, I'm really glad that you're out of jail. It's nice.

Aidan: Well, the arraignment couldn't have been easy. How high did they set your bail?

Kendall: Oh. $2 million.

[Aidan whistles]

Aidan: Did Ryan cover it?

Kendall: Yeah. It's a drop in the bucket for him.

Aidan: So you're ok?

Kendall: Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's not like this is my first time in lockup.

Aidan: Look, about Mia --

Kendall: No, Aidan, don't. Don't. That's between you two.

Aidan: I'm sorry you're hurting, Kendall.

Kendall: Am I ever not? But this is the last time that I'm going to come running to you to fix it.

Adam: Now, listen to me. You see this face? This face has been around a lot longer than your face, and it's going to stay around a lot longer than your face if you ever try anything like that with me again. Am I making myself clear?

Jamie: You don't want me to go off? Don't ever badmouth Babe in front of me again.

Adam: How can you defend that -- that girl? See, you've seen the file I have on her. You know about her history at the naval base. She -- she has given new meaning to the phrase "the fleet is in."

Jamie: Babe's past is her business. It would kill J.R. to find out this stuff, and it's not going to be from me.

Adam: You don't care that she's manipulating your brother? That she's going to destroy his life?

Jamie: Oh, are you afraid she's going to steal your job?

[Adam chuckles]

Adam: I've got to admit, I've admired you, kid. You've grown into a mature and intelligent young man.

Jamie: Well, intelligent enough to know when I'm being hosed.

Adam: What does Babe have on you, Jamie?

Jamie: What do you mean, what does she -- nothing. What could she have?

Adam: You have something going on between you, some deep, dark secret.

Jamie: You don't give up, do you?

Adam: The day you came over to the house, before we went to the Martins' for Thanksgiving dinner, you were trying to get something out of her. What was it?

Jamie: Next time you try spying on people, try holding the glass to the door so that way you can get your facts straight.

Adam: You get more like your father every day, and that's not a compliment.

Jamie: Oh, I'm happy with the dad that I got.

Adam: Yes, well, I was hoping that J.R. and I could become close on this trip home, but if he's going to persist in doing idiotic things like marrying some woman that far beneath him, then I have to rescue him! If I can't be his friend, then so be it.

Jamie: Well, leave me out of your dirty work. Even if you have a file twice as thick on Babe, she would still be better for J.R. than you are.

Adam: Ok, cast your lot with Babe. I'll find out why soon enough, and when I do, so will J.R., and then you have to deal with him.

Babe: Baby, please, won't you tell me what's wrong?

J.R.: I keep telling you everything's fine. Ahem.

Babe: Is it still about Jamie? Because I told you everything.

[J.R. sighs]

J.R.: He only came on to you one time, right? And you told him he didn't have a chance?

Babe: I told him that I love you, and he totally accepted it.

J.R.: Then so do I.

Babe: So, I was thinking that I'd spend the whole day getting stuff for the baby.

J.R.: Hmm. Sounds good.

Babe: Well, you want to help? Well, because if you do, I was thinking that we should probably make a list because I don't even know where to start. Yes, I do. First, I need to find a place where I can buy a stuffed cow.

J.R.: Well, I'm sure if anybody could find it, you can. Unfortunately, I got things I have to do at Chandler Enterprises today.

Babe: I keep forgetting that you're going to be running the place soon.

J.R.: Yeah, but I'd much rather spend the day with you.

Babe: No, go be a mogul. I can manage for myself.

J.R.: With you and your platinum credit card?

Babe: Oh, God, I keep flogging that thing to death.

J.R.: Mm-hmm.

Babe: Hmm. I love you so much, my gorgeous, brilliant, important husband.

J.R.: Hmm. Hmm. You better take off before I decide to spend the day with you.

[J.R. chuckles]

J.R.: Yeah, transnational airlines, please. Yes, you can connect me. Yes, you can definitely help me. My name's Adam Chandler Jr. I'm calling about a ticket that was purchased by my wife, Babe Chandler.

[Shower runs]

Aidan: I know what I said before, but I want you to know you can still come to me for help. I'm still your friend.

Kendall: You'll always be my friend. I just want you to be happy with whoever you choose. Oh. There's Mia's, still in the shower, waiting for me to leave, so I better go before she turns into a prune.

Aidan: Hey. Where are you going to go? I don't like the thought of you being alone.

[Shower stops]

Kendall: Aidan, I'm fine, ok? Trust me, I'm fine. Please, just -- just don't worry about me.

Aidan: I'll be in touch with Jack about the case.

Kendall: Ok, if you want.

Mia: Well, that was awkward.

Aidan: That didn't need to happen. I don't understand why the phone didn't ring. If Jack said he called, well, I'm sure he did.

Mia: Well, maybe he called while I was ordering breakfast.

Aidan: And you never heard the phone ring? I mean, maybe you did, but you just decided not to answer it for some reason.

Mia: "For some reason"? Oh -- like I would want you all to myself even though Kendall was being arraigned for murder at the time.

Aidan: I'm just asking you a simple question.

Mia: Well, I like simple questions. Like, maybe we should just drop this. I mean, is it too soon for you to think about anybody else but Kendall?

Aidan: No, and no.

Mia: I'm sorry that Kendall walked in on us, and of course you would have wanted to have been at her arraignment. I would have wanted to be there for her, too.

Mia: Isn't this the part where one of us says "I'll call you"?

Aidan: Suppose I say "Take a rain check."

Mia: Deal.

Aidan: Thanks. Thanks for understanding about Kendall.

Mia: Kendall needs all of her friends around her right now.

Greenlee: My God -- Juan Pablo's mission on earth was to protect his little brother. Did you -- did you see him or talk to him? What kind of shape is he in?

Simone: Oh, look, Greenlee, I don't know, ok? Maria Grey told him that Carlos was going to be fine, so he left the hospital to go make the final travel arrangements for the trip.

Greenlee: But he has to know by now.

Simone: Wait, no, no, no, no. Do you really think that you can help Pablo right now?

Greenlee: Who else does he have?

Simone: You both said some pretty terrible things to each other.

Greenlee: Well, that doesn't matter now. I need to see him.

Simone: Yeah, well, you know what? I know you do, but is that what he really needs? Think about it. Do you really think you can help him? You might just make things worse.

Maria: No, no, no, no! Pablo --

Edmund: Pablo? Pablo, let him go!

Maria: No, listen to me!

Edmund: Let him go.

Maria: Pablo, listen, he had nothing to do with it.

Edmund: All right. Just take off. It's ok.

Maria: He had nothing to do with it.

Edmund: It's ok, it's ok.

Maria: Carlos was not murdered.

Juan Pablo: Then how did my brother die?

Maria: I -- I don't know yet. He had some breathing complications, and then his heart just stopped beating.

Juan Pablo: His heart stopped beating? What --

Maria: Yes, we worked on him for --

Juan Pablo: What do you mean "stopped beating"?

Maria: We worked on him for a very long time. We got him back for a minute, but then we lost him again.

Juan Pablo: But he was -- you said he was strong enough to travel. You said that --

Maria: All of the tests said that he was recovering.

Juan Pablo: Then what happened?

Maria: I don't know.

Juan Pablo: You have to know!

Maria: I don't know yet, but it is possible that Carlos had some history of heart disease.

Juan Pablo: It's possible?

Maria: It's possible that he had some condition.

Juan Pablo: What is possible? You are just guessing!

[Maria sighs]

Juan Pablo: This morning, I could look into his face and see that he was himself again.

Maria: I know. I know, Pablo. I am sorry. I am so sorry, and we will do our best to find out what happened.

Juan Pablo: Your best? Your best couldn't save him.

Edmund: Just leave him alone now.

Maria: Well, he needs someone to talk to --

Edmund: Wait a minute -- he needs answers, ok? He needs answers. If you want to help him, get them for him.

J.R.: Babe Chandler was the name on the passenger ticket. Was that ticket used on an earlier date, or was it used on the day it was originally issued? Are you sure? One day earlier. Yeah. Thank you.

Jamie's voice: If you got a problem, J.R., just spit it out.

J.R.'s voice: Ok. Did you two team up to steal the cow? What else did you do?

Jamie: Babe, what the hell are you doing here? I don't need any more trouble.

Babe: Can I come in?

Jamie: Adam just left.

Babe: Good. I see what too much of him anyway.

Jamie: That's not what I mean.

Babe: Adam doesn't own me. He may own the car that I'm driving and the bed that I sleep in and the bubbles in my bubble bath.

[Babe giggles]

Babe: Ah. Jamie, we need to talk, honey.

Jamie: You can't just show up here and act like nothing happened.

Babe: Jamie, we spent one great night together. Your maiden voyage was one deluxe trip, but that's all it was, even though you're determined to pretend that --

Jamie: Wait -- pretend? J.R. hates my guts.

Babe: Why is that? Did you tell him what went down at the Pine Cone?

Jamie: Of course not. Isn't that what you wanted? You asked me not to say anything.

Babe: Yeah, but at Thanksgiving, J.R. tries to toast you, and then you choke like you'd taken rat poison, and then you guys are out on the porch, and now you're saying he hates your guts?

Jamie: I didn't tell him, all right?

Babe: But you're just dying to clear your conscience, aren't you?

Jamie: Well, at least I have one. I mean, thanks to you, J.R. thinks I'm so hot for you that I'd trash his marriage.

Babe: And you almost did. Look, we just need to be quiet about this and let it go away. J.R. loves me, and he loves you, too. So if we just pretend like nothing happened, it'll be like nothing did.

Jamie: So you think we should keep lying?

Babe: I don't want to make every day some knockdown-dragout fight. I don't want to go to bed at night worried if you're going to punish me for loving J.R. and not you. I mean, are you just going to hold this over my head until I break? Because it's not going to happen.

Jamie: Oh, I know it won't happen. You lie about everything.

Kendall: Excuse me. What the hell are you up to with Aidan?

Mia: What you thought we were up to -- that's what we were up to. What, I didn't do anything wrong. You guys weren't even together when they tossed you into jail.

Kendall: You still jumped all over him two seconds after I was arrested.

Mia: Well, actually, it was a little bit before that , because you were too busy to notice.

Kendall: Yeah, busy trying to hang on to Fusion.

Mia: And Ryan.

Kendall: What? No! Where the hell did you get that from?

Mia: You refused to commit to Aidan if Ryan was still out there with four or five corporations to his name.

Kendall: You know what? I'm not good enough for Aidan, ok? I admit that. He deserves better. He deserves the best.

Mia: Well, you're in luck, because he just might get it -- me.

Kendall: Mia, get a clue. Your track record with men doesn't exactly qualify you for --

Mia: You know what? Until I marry a rapist, have his baby, and get accused of murdering him, I think I'm a little bit ahead of you in the track record department.

Kendall: You're all wrong for Aidan. That's all I'm saying.

Mia: Well, he's not complaining.

Kendall: He is not all about sex, ok? Mia, that's not the kind of guy that Aidan is!

Mia: Tell you what -- why don't I just let Aidan tell me what he wants. How's that, hmm? You like that?

Simone: Oh, shut up! Both of you! Can we for once be in this office at the same time together without arguing about some man? Can we just act like we're friends today?

Kendall: I'm sorry. I can't be friends with someone who has an obvious lack of principles.

Mia: Oh! Or such a tenuous grasp on reality.

Simone: I don't care, damn it!

[Simone sighs]

Simone: We are going to pull together today, all four of us.

Mia: Oh, please. We haven't been "all four of us" in a long time.

Kendall: Oh. Great. What is this? What, are you guys are going to gang up on me again? Is this another ambush?

Mia: Oh, shut up, Kendall. Something's happened.

Kendall: What happened?

Greenlee: Carlos died today.

Stuart: Oh, hi. I know why you're here, and I feel so bad. I -- I miss your brother so much. I think about him all the time, and I'm hoping that he'll keep in touch, and then maybe we can even see each other again someday. Here. I packed all of Carlos' stuff just like he asked me to, and I would have mailed them to you, but I didn't know where you guys were going on your trip.

[Stuart chuckles]

Juan Pablo: That doesn't matter now. Carlos isn't --

Stuart: Well, there's one thing I didn't pack yet, though. I just -- I want to show that to you.

Stuart: Look.

Juan Pablo: Did Carlos do that?

Stuart: Yeah. He started on it before the accident, you know, and I'm sure he's going to want to finish it after he gets a little stronger. He calls it "The brothers." It's going to be really, really beautiful when he finishes. Is everything ok?

Juan Pablo: Yeah.

[Phone rings]

Stuart: Oh, oh! Oh, I got to answer that. I got to answer -- I'm having trouble with a delivery and -- you give Carlos a great big hug for me, ok? Ok, thanks.


Babe: I'm lying because I think it's just best if we forget about what happened between us in that motel room.

Jamie: Well, I might even agree, but you're pregnant, Babe.

Babe: Yeah, and?

Jamie: There's a chance that it's my baby.

Babe: Jamie, there's no chance. The baby is not yours. For God's sake, we used protection.

Jamie: Yes, but it's not 100%.

Babe: Oh. I am so done with this. I mean, you're getting off on punishing yourself!

Jamie: That's what my dad said. It's not --

Babe: Your dad? You told somebody else about this? What?

Jamie: Well, my dad thinks the same thing. He thinks that I'm looking for trouble because of the guilt that I feel.

Babe: He's right. Jamie, you have to listen to him if you're not going to listen to me. This has to stop. I'm not going to let you ruin my marriage. I mean, this is my life, my baby, my marriage, and I take full responsibility for all of it.

Jamie: That's what I'm trying to do -- take responsibility for my part.

Babe: But, Jamie, your way is the wrong way. I mean, the way to fix this is to make J.R. happy, and robbing him of his wife and his brother just to clear our guilt, it's not the way to do it. Does that make sense?

Jamie: Well, it sounds so simple when you say it.

Babe: It is simple if you just let it be.

Jamie: So I guess the biggest thing standing in your way is me.

Babe: But you won't anymore.

Jamie: Well, how can you be so sure?

Babe: Jamie, there's such a special bond between the two of us. It'll always be there. Just tell me what to do to make things go my way.

Jamie: You mean to shut me up, you'll sleep with me again?

Babe: Who do you think you are, and who do you think I am? What --

Jamie: I think you would do anything to keep the truth from J.R.

Babe: Yeah, you're right. But if my plan was to get you back in the sack, I wouldn't have to work that hard, would I?

Jamie: You know, I didn't want this to get ugly.

Babe: No. You only call me a slut in the nicest possible way.

Jamie: No, I didn't. I wouldn't. I'm sorry, I --

Babe: I promise, Jamie, I just -- I want to make my husband happy, and losing his brother wouldn't help that.

Jamie: What does that mean?

Babe: No matter what you say to J.R., he's going to believe me. So if you want to go off running your mouth, I'll see to it that J.R. thinks that you seduced me, and I'll make sure that he never forgives you for the rest of his life.

Jamie: Babe, I'm telling the truth. All I care about is finding out if the baby is mine, because if the baby is mine, I will take care of it.

Babe: Yeah, right.

Jamie: I would. You don't know me.

Babe: Yeah, but I know men. I mean, the first second that they think they knocked up some chick, they run as far and as fast as possible. When my mom got pregnant, my dad took off the first signs of her morning sickness.

Jamie: My dad could have done the same thing, but he didn't. He stuck around, and so will I.

Babe: I believe you.

Jamie: I'm telling the truth.

Babe: Well, lucky me! After a lifetime of spending the dregs of humanity, I've got two brothers to choose from, and they're both golden.

Jamie: I don't want you to choose.

Babe: No? I mean, don't you want the cute little baby and the adorable mom?

Jamie: This has nothing to do with the way I feel about you.

Babe: No? Well, good, because I choose J.R. You're just going to have to deal with that, Jamie.

Jamie: I do, damn it! I get it! I just -- we just got to get one thing clear, and that's the baby.

Babe: But the baby is --

Jamie: I don't want to be told that I'm crazy or that I'm sick to think that the baby could be mine, because it could.

Babe: Ok, all right, fine. When I found that I was pregnant, for one split second I thought that the baby could maybe be yours, but then Dr. Parker -- he told me that it was made way before you and I even met.

Jamie: Well, what -- you heard what J.R. said.

Babe: J.R. can't remember a date to save his life.

Jamie: Dr. Parker was sure?

Babe: And so am I. I mean, do you need more proof? Can't you just believe me?

Jamie: I wish I could.

Babe: Well, if you don't, can you just at least tone it down a little bit until the baby comes? It'll pop out way too soon for it to even be yours.

Jamie: Ok. I'll wait.

Babe: Thanks, and please remember what I said about everything. I would just hate for you to lose your brother over this.

[Door closes]

Jamie: I'd like to know if Dr. Parker's on call today.

Maria: There's nothing. There is nothing here, Joe.

Joe: Mm-hmm.

Maria: I don't know. You were in the operating room with me, so did I miss something?

Joe: You did everything that was asked of you.

Maria: But this doesn't make sense. He's dead, and I didn't see this coming.

Joe: There were no signs. You monitored him very closely. I know you did. The picture will become clearer once the autopsy is completed.

Maria: It has to. It has to, because this was a young guy whose -- whose whole life was in front of him, and -- we have got -- we've got to figure out why.

Simone: He would walk into the room with his hair and his tattoos, and my knees would go weak. He was the inspiration for the Sexiest Man Contest.

Mia: You know, he was so soft-spoken and calm. He never once lost his cool.

Greenlee: Almost never. When Michael Cambias showed up claiming to be the boss, he almost beat him to a pulp.

Mia: Well, I think that he loved Fusion as much as we all did.

Greenlee: When I think of all the time I wasted thinking he wasn't good enough for me, when --

Simone: He would have done anything to protect us.

Kendall: You were very close with Carlos, Greenlee. I'm sure this must be very hard for you. Come here.

Greenlee: Am I supposed to believe that hug after we both swore to ruin each other?

Kendall: You think I hugged you as a ploy?

Greenlee: I can't do this now.

Jamie: Hey, Doctor, can I see you -- in private? I'm kind of in a rush.

Doctor: Well, you need to give your name and insurance card to the nurse on duty.

Jamie: Not for this -- trust me.

Doctor: Look, even if you are having an emergency, you still need to check in with the nurse. There are procedures here. They must be followed.

Jamie: Whenever it's convenient, right?

Doctor: Always. What's going on here?

Jamie: Well, I have a message for you.

Doctor: Oh, what is this? Who are you?

Jamie: Dr. Joe Martin's grandson and friend of Babe Chandler.

Doctor: Who?

Jamie: Come here a second. I got to tell you something -- you know, from Babe.

Doctor: I'm sorry. I don't remember anyone by that name.

Jamie: Hey, if you can't remember a girl like that, you need to check your vitals, Doc, because you're dead.

Doctor: She's a very attractive young blonde?

Jamie: She -- you know, she came to you all in trouble, and you saved her.

Doctor: Uh --

Jamie: Come on. I know the whole story. You stepped up. It's not every day a doctor sets aside the rules for a patient. Right?

J.R.: Oh -- here. Let me get that for you. Ah. Good morning.

Artie: Thanks a lot.

J.R.: Yeah. Now, maybe you could help me with something.

Artie: Oh, you see? Nothing's free in this world, is it? Here I thought you were just being helpful.

J.R.: Hey, you're so right -- everybody's out for something. But I can make sure that you come ahead this time.

Artie: What do you want?

J.R.: Some information.

Artie: Even worse. I wouldn't have a business if I kissed and told, buddy. I respect people's privacy.

J.R.: Well, hey, that's good -- you know, a guy who's got principles. The hotel manager over on Route 23 -- you know, he didn't really have a problem confiding in Mr. Franklin here.

Artie: The hotel manager on Route 23 is a cheap lowlife.

J.R.: Well, we wouldn't want anybody to think that you're cheap now. All right. First question -- has this girl taken a room here?

Babe: It's unbelievable. Mommy just hands them the credit card and then they give her dresses and shoes and bottles of perfume. Oh! And then someday --

[Knock on door]

Babe: Winnie? Hey.

Winifred: Here is the box from the attic --

Babe: Oh, yes!

Winifred: That you wanted.

Babe: I totally forgot about it.

Winifred: Here you go.

Babe: No, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You have to come --

Winifred: Oh -- oh --

Babe: Take a seat just right here, and I'm going to show you everything that I got! It's so --

Winifred: No, I can't do that! Can't do that. He's -- he's coming.

Babe: Oh. Yes, thank you, Winifred.

Winifred: You're welcome, Miss Babe. Sir.

Adam: Been to the mall, have we?

Babe: I figured it was time to start shopping for the baby.

Adam: Hmm. Is this for the baby?

Babe: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That is for J.R. I figured he should have a little pleasure before I get as big as a barn. The baby stuff -- it comes tomorrow. Wait till you see what I got. I mean, your grandbaby's nursery is just going to be awesome. It's going to be fit for a prince, and that's what J.R.'s baby is going to be -- a prince in your new dynasty. And that's why I had Winifred bring this down from the attic. You recognize it, don't you, Grandpa? This little box has dynasty written all over it.

Kendall: Our friendship is beyond repair.

Simone: I don't get this. A sweet, wonderful man is dead. Shouldn't that make us wise up and realize what's important?

Mia: Well, we all agree -- Carlos was very sweet --

Simone: Yes.

Mia: And very wonderful.

Kendall: Yeah, he was -- he was a real gentleman, wasn't he?

Simone: He was the kind of man that would risk his own safety to protect a woman's honor, and I think about how he put his life on the line for me.

Kendall: What -- how do you mean?

Mia: Exactly how did Carlos put his life on the line for you?

Simone: What? Oh, did I -- I'm sorry. Did I say "me"? I meant --

Mia: Oh, you mean the girl back in his country?

Simone: Right.

Mia: Yeah. I forgot about that story.

Kendall: Oh, I forgot about that.

Mia: Yeah, it's sad.

Kendall: You know, I forgot you told me --

Edmund: You know, you can't always foresee everything that could possibly go wrong.

Maria: I know that, Edmund. But Carlos wasn't symptomatic. He was -- he was healing beautifully. It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.

Joe: I have the preliminary autopsy report.

Edmund: That was fast.

Maria: And what is it?

Maria: Oh, my God. No.

Babe: Oh, wow! Isn't it gorgeous? Oh, my gosh.

Adam: That --

Babe: Is the Chandler family christening gown. Oh, gosh. Uncle Stuart told me about it. I want our baby to wear it. Oh!

Adam: Put that away -- now. Your child will never wear this gown.

Babe: Let's see about that. Why don't we just leave it out until J.R. gets home and he can let us know. I'm pretty sure he's going to want our baby to wear it, and that leaves you without a say.

Adam: You are way, way, way too sure of yourself, Babe. That's a mistake.

Babe: Hmm. I don't think so, Adam. Remember? Our word for the day is "Dynasty," and I've got the Chandler family dynasty right here inside of me.

Doctor: Look, I don't do special favors very often, but then Babe is pretty special.

Jamie: Yeah. She wanted me to thank you, and she said as soon as she can -- has a chance, she's going to come by and give you a great big kiss.

Doctor: Oh, well, she knows where to find me.

Jamie: And, of course, she's truly hoping that you'll still keep her secret.

Doctor: Oh, don't worry about that. I could get into serious trouble for what I did -- well, you know.

Jamie: Yeah, I know. I mean, you --

Doctor: Don't, don't --

Jamie: Changed her medical charts?

Doctor: Hmm --

Jamie: So that's a yes?

Doctor: After all, how pregnant a girl is, is really her business, isn't it?

Artie: My wife keeps telling me I got to get new glasses.

J.R.: Hey, why don't you try Ben's glasses here?

Artie: You sure you want to know? Yeah. She was here, back in October.

J.R.: Just take one more look at it, just to be sure.

Artie: Hey, even if I had forgotten the girl, I'd remember the cow.

J.R.: I've just got one more question. Was he with her?

Artie: Yeah, that's him, lucky bastard.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Juan Pablo: You killed my brother.

Babe: I made it, Mama.

Woman: Made what, sweetie?

Babe: My very own dynasty.

Jamie: Babe's baby -- it's mine! I know what I have to do to make this right.

Adam: Cut his throat before he cuts yours.

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