AMC Transcript Friday 11/21/03

All My Children Transcript Friday 11/21/03

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Jamie: No, you can't be pregnant.

J.R.: I thought you learned about that in sophomore Biology. Babe can be pregnant. She most definitely is.

Babe: Look at you, all puffed up and proud. People have been making babies for a while now.

J.R.: Well, it's the first time I ever did, and I'm proud to be a father. I'm going to make a damn good one.

Babe: Ix-nay on the earing-sway.

Adam: Fatherhood is one of life's true blessings.

Babe: Careful, Pops. It almost sounds like you mean it.

Adam: Let me be the first to congratulate you, Jamie.

J.R.: What's that supposed to mean? Why are you congratulating Jamie about my baby?

Kendall: A whole new life, sweet and pure and perfect.

Bianca: Kendall, get away from me.

Kendall: Bianca, I'm sorry.

Bianca: You're sorry for what? For making my life a living hell? Fine, apology accepted. Now would you please leave?

Kendall: No, I'm not going anywhere, not when you're this upset.

Bianca: Fine, I'll go.

Kendall: No, Bianca, no. Not like this.

Bianca: Kendall, I just want you out of my life for good. Why don't you get that?

Kendall: Bianca, why are you saying this now? Don't do that, not with the baby on the way.

Bianca: Ok, please don't. Don't ever mention that baby to me again.

Kendall: But, Bianca --

Bianca: I said don't!

Erica: Oh, Jack. Thank God.

Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I like this kind of gratitude.

Erica: Oh, I was so afraid. I was so afraid that they had arrested you and that they'd put you in a cell with somebody that you'd put there and that he was out to get you --

Jack: Honey, honey, honey, you don't have to worry about that. I'm not as cute as I used to be, you know.

Erica: Don't you dare make any jokes.

Jack: Ok.

Erica: Especially not now.

Jack: All right, I just thought I'd try to inject a little levity into the situation. Figured it couldn't make things any worse.

Erica: Oh, if you thought that, Jack, you were wrong.

Kendall: Bianca, what did I do? What did I say to you?

Bianca: As if you don't know.

Kendall: Bianca, getting this worked up, it can't be good --

Bianca: Good for me? Can't be good for me? Thanks for your concern, Kendall. You know, you're such a warm, caring type.

Kendall: Ok, I'm calling David right now.

Bianca: No. You know, the only way that David can fix this is by dragging you the hell out of here. You're the one that's making me ill, just looking at you. I wish to God I never had to see you again.

Ryan: Wow. Would you look at this. A big first act, finale, and I forgot my popcorn. Too bad I'm not buying the performance, Bianca, from you or from your costar.

J.R.: What does Jamie have to do with my baby?

Jamie: Your old man's just worked up because he's about to be a grandfather again. I mean, why else would he congratulate me?

Adam: I assure you, congratulations are in order. You're going to be an uncle.

J.R.: Yeah, it's strange. We're the older generation now.

Jamie: You're scaring me, bro.

J.R.: Well, I got to admit, I never saw myself as a father type. I guess I've got a few months to switch the need for speed for some small, fuzzy animals that talk.

Jamie: How many months?

Adam: Ooh, that's a very good question. There's a lot of planning to do.

Babe: I'm two months pregnant. You do the math.

Adam: It's hard to believe, isn't it?

J.R.: Well, what's so hard to believe about it?

Adam: Well, Babe still has her girlish figure.

Babe: I guess I should be flattered that you notice, but nobody shows this soon. Nothing special.

J.R.: Oh, everything's special about you. You're having our baby in seven months.

Adam: Yes, well, give or take, you know. The doctor said that was an approximate figure.

Babe: It was in San Diego. It had to be. Remember, J.R., those first couple weeks, that dive down by the pier?

J.R.: Yeah, how could I forget? Talk about getting carried away, huh?

Jamie: Well, how do you know for sure that's when it was?

Babe: A woman just knows these things.

Adam: Are you feeling all right, Babe? You look a little unsettled.

Babe: I'm fine.

J.R.: Do you want to sit down?

Babe: No, no, it's -- it's not that.

Adam: Well, what is it, Babe? You look a little green around the gills.

J.R.: Yeah, seriously. What's wrong?

Jamie: Maybe I can take a guess.

Ryan: Wow, you guys are really working overtime trying to con me, aren't you?

Kendall: Yeah, that's right. I just love the abuse so much, we do it just for fun.

Bianca: Oh, that's excellent, Kendall. You waited about 10 seconds before you started playing the victim.

Ryan: Hey, that's your cue. That's where you tell Bianca that the truly innocent party here is the baby. Of course, you're not carrying the baby, Bianca is.

Bianca: Ryan, feel free to talk about incredibly painful things, like the idea of my sister carrying my rapist's baby. No big deal, right?

Ryan: I know how important this is for everybody involved. That's why I need the truth.

Kendall: You've heard the truth. It just doesn't fit in with your demented little plan.

Bianca: My God, the two of you, will you listen to the endless accusations and endless insults? She's begging my forgiveness for having my rapist's child, and you -- you're so upset about what Michael did to me, that you keep bringing it up again and again and again. You disgust me, both of you.

Ryan: Please, please, please. Please. You can trust me on this.

Bianca: Ryan, you came back to town as the Cambias heir. Cambias. Can you just imagine for one minute what that name does to me? And then you tell me how I could possibly ever trust you.

Ryan: Look, I didn't come here to judge you or to hurt you or to make your life any more messed up than --

Bianca: Will you listen to me very, very closely, Ryan? I'm not carrying Michael Cambias' child. That man does not exist for me anymore in any way, let alone in my body.

Ryan: I will do everything in my power to help you, Bianca.

Bianca: Your sincerity is as convincing as Kendall's sisterly affection. I'm done with both of you.

Kendall: It's just driving you wild, isn't it? You've lost, and I've won. Why can't you just admit it?

Ryan: You're not going to get away with this, Kendall. If you're determined to ride out on this big, hairy lie, you're going to need more than a little blue stick. You want my inheritance for your make-believe baby? Well, I have a dozen or so hoops that you're going to have to jump through first.

Jack: What has Kendall done?

Erica: It's unimaginable, Jack.

[Knock on door]

Jack: Oh.

Justin: Jack, it's Justin.

Lt. Perry: And Lieutenant Perry.

Jack: I'll be right there!

Erica: This must be about the missing evidence. Jack, what exactly do they think that you took?

Jack: Honey, honey, listen. Don't worry. Please relax. I mean, evidence goes missing all the time. It's embarrassing but true. But look, you're safe, I'm safe, we're safe. Remember that, ok? Coming, coming, coming, coming. Justin, Lieutenant Perry. What can I do for you gentlemen?

Justin: How you doing? Ms. Kane. Didn't expect to see you here -- again.

Erica: I'm sorry to inconvenience you.

Lt. Perry: There's no inconvenience, ma'am.

Justin: No, actually, we're here to help Jack out.

Jack: Gee, imagine that. I didn't even know I needed help.

Lt. Perry: Yeah, we're here regarding your missing firearm.

Erica: Your gun is missing?

Justin: Oh, you didn't know that? Call me crazy here, but it seems like the one thing that a friend might mention to the other.

Jack: Knock it off, Justin.

Erica: I must have had more pressing concerns.

Justin: Well, maybe the gun figures into those concerns, Ms. Kane.

Jack: I assure you, it does not, McCoy.

Erica: How could it possibly?

Justin: Well, for instance, if you're the one who took it. Did you have access to Jack's keys and combination?

Jack: Justin, I'd rethink this tack if I were you.

Justin: Fine, I'll rephrase it, Jack. Ms. Kane, did you steal Jack's gun and murder your daughter's rapist?

Erica: You perverted piece of slime, I ought to murder you!

Jack: Easy, easy, easy.

Justin: Is that a threat that I just heard?

Jack: You know what? Will you just leave her the hell out of this?

Erica: It's still a free country. There is still freedom of speech, and I'm entitled to my opinion.

Jack: You know what? You saw how shocked she was when she heard my gun was missing. She had nothing to do with that.

Justin: Maybe she was shocked because she just got caught, Jack.

Jack: You know what? Why don't we get back to this crime you're so eager to solve. Let me help you out with that. You see this door? Somebody broke into it, and they stole my gun out of the safe. No witnesses, no evidence. I'm a passable handyman, Lieutenant Perry. I fixed it myself.

Justin: All that effort, and not once did you decide to report the crime?

Lt. Perry: If someone steals that gun, uses it in a crime, and that gun shows up, it leads straight back to you, the district attorney.

Jack: Well, thank you for the lesson in police procedure, Lieutenant Perry.

Lt. Perry: Look, I'm just saying it doesn't look good for any of us.

Jack: Look, my niece came out of one circle of hell right into the other one when she went into that courtroom! I had a few more important things on my mind than that! And I don't want to have explain myself to you or --

Justin: Whoa, Jack, Jack, Jack -- wait a second. We're on the same side here. Ok? I wanted this job. That's the reason you hired me. So why don't you help us out here? Does anyone else have the combination to the safe?

Jack: I'd love to help you out, Justin, but I just don't recall.

Justin: Jack, why don't we just start with some easy ones here, ok? How about you? Ok? How about Ms. Kane? How about your adopted son, Reggie? Oh, I got another one here. How about your niece, Bianca? Anybody, please.

Erica: Don't you be ridiculous. You want a real suspect? You go question Michael Cambias' black widow because Kendall knows the combination to Jack's safe.

Ryan: You know, I mentioned to the estate lawyers about your flexible approach to the truth. Yeah, I told them about the jail time you did for perjury. They got a real kick out of that one.

Kendall: Can you go any lower?

Ryan: Coming from the woman who's faking a billion-dollar baby.

Kendall: You know what? My baby is real, and my doctor can prove it.

Ryan: Oh, your doctor? Hmm. No dice. With this much on the line, you'd grease palms like a 1958 Edsel. Hell, Joe Martin might retire on what you would pay him.

Kendall: Well, you're going to follow me to the bathroom and peek under the stall?

Ryan: No. You're going to make your way to Pine Valley Hospital and have the test supervised by somebody that I trust.

Kendall: Ok, and who would have this honor?

Ryan: Oh, I think you might know her -- Dr. Maria Grey.

Kendall: Of course. A beautiful woman to back you up.

Ryan: Yeah. Yeah, she's beautiful, but she's also honest, Kendall.

Kendall: Yeah, unlike me, right?

Ryan: I understand. Your back's up against the wall here. You don't know what to do. But just I have a little bit of advice -- don't go out tonight and get knocked up by some poor schlub because I can count to nine.

Kendall: You're disgusting.

Ryan: Your appointment with Maria is tomorrow. You don't show up, I take that as, "Oops, I was lying" and assume we can probate the Cambias estate, unless you want to save us the trouble and just kind of give up right now.

Kendall: Oh, no, no, no, my baby and I will be there. We'll definitely be there. We don't want to miss out on you and your incredible dreams going up in smoke.

Ryan: Crash and burn, baby. Crash and burn.

Babe: Guacamole.

Adam: I beg your pardon?

Babe: I just had a total craving for guacamole. There's no way you could have ever guessed that.

J.R.: I could have. We practically lived on the stuff for two weeks. But you told me, you said you could never see a tortilla chip ever again.

Babe: I guess this pregnancy is going to be one wild ride.

J.R.: Mm-hmm.

Adam: For all of us. Jamie, what brings you over here? You came over to see Babe?

Jamie: My grandmother actually sent me over here. She wanted to invite J.R. and Babe to Thanksgiving. And you're invited, too, Adam.

Adam: Oh, what a lovely invitation. You tell Ruth that we would love to accept, except that, well, J.R.'s just gotten back.

J.R.: We'd love to.

Adam: Splendid.

Jamie: Yeah, great. So that's done. But actually, I do need Babe for a second to go over the PVU class information you wanted. We could go --

Babe: Out for guacamole? Because that's where I'm heading. I'm having this total craving. This pregnancy stuff is loco.

J.R.: This is only the beginning.

Babe: So hook a mama up, and let's go toast baby Chandler with some chips and dip.

Adam: Well, I'm sure Lucretia could whip up a batch here if you'd like.

J.R.: You know, Dad's right. You should take it easy.

Babe: Then why don't you carry me there.

J.R.: Who could resist that smile?

Adam: No one, I'm sure.

Babe: I hope you boys don't mind, but this is a husband-wife outing.

Adam: By all means.

J.R.: We'll hook up later, bud, huh? Mamacita knows what she wants. Just a quick trip there and back, right?

Babe: Yes, sir.

Jamie: Yeah, the PVU stuff can wait.

J.R.: All right, later.

Babe: Aren't you forgetting something?

J.R.: Oh, yes, how could I forget?

Jamie: Later.

Adam: Jamie, could I talk to you for a moment?

Jamie: What? Is Mary hiding behind the couch, ready to drool all over me again?

Adam: No. No, I assure you that Mary was following her own dubious impulses. I'm sorry about that.

Jamie: But you're not going to let it go about J.R. and Babe, are you?

Adam: I know you love J.R. just as much as I do. And if that weren't true, I wouldn't even consider saying this out loud, but I think the child that Babe is carrying isn't J.R.'s.

Jamie: You're crazy.

Adam: Oh, no. No, it would be much easier if I were. No, unfortunately, I have proof.

Greenlee: My arm doesn't hurt, it itches.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Greenlee: Itches! I can't take a shower. I can't put on my gold sequin dress. Now, get this thing off of me.

Doctor: We'll have the arm X-rayed. If the bones have knit, we can remove the brace. If it's not healing properly, we'll have to fit you with a cast, which, as I recall, you said you'd gnaw off if you had to.

Greenlee: Don't quote me, just get me an X-ray.

Ryan: Jeez Louise, Doc, get this girl a cast for her big, gaping pie hole, would you, please?

Bianca: Thanks.

J.R.: Bianca?

Bianca: Oh, hey, you.

J.R.: You ok?

Bianca: Oh, yeah, I'm fine, thank you.

J.R.: I was going to give you a call, but I wanted to give you some downtime with the whole cemetery scene --

Bianca: Oh, you're so sweet to worry. I'm fine, really.

J.R.: Bianca, this is Babe, my wife. This is my good friend Bianca.

Bianca: Wow, it's great to meet you. I'm so happy for the two of you.

Babe: Wow.

Bianca: "Wow," what?

Babe: You mean it. You really are happy for us. I mean, with everything going on in your life, and you just -- you're really kind, you're not hiding it? This is going to sound really fourth grade, but do you want to be friends?

Bianca: I'd love to.

Babe: Well, great. Well, just so you know, I'm not going to be hitting any keggers up at the PVU campus. I hope you don't mind, you're going to be hanging out with a fuddy-duddy pregnant woman.

Kendall: There's a problem with my baby.

David: Well, considering your baby doesn't really exist, I don't really see the problem.

Kendall: David, David, I know that I'm not pregnant. I know that. But this faux baby is the one thing that's going to come between Ryan and the truth about Bianca's pregnancy. And Ryan's about to get on this unless you can help me out.

David: I've already said that I would fake your pregnancy, Kendall. What more can I do?

Kendall: I don't know. You tell me. But Ryan is not buying any measly doctor's note. He's playing hardball here. He's already told the lawyers that I'm a bigger liar than OJ, so now they've set up this test. I have to take this great test given by the one and only Maria Grey.

David: Oh, great.

Kendall: Yeah.

David: It's going to be almost impossible to get around Maria.

Kendall: Yeah, I know that. So tell me, Dr. Brainiac, how are we going to weasel our way out of this one?

David: How far are you willing to go with this, Kendall?

Kendall: To protect my sister and what she wants for her baby? I'll go as far as I have to.

David: As far as I can see, what's in this for you is the Cambias fortune. And there's only one way for you to get the mother lode.

Kendall: And that would be?

David: To use Bianca's baby to get it.

Justin: Jack, did you give Kendall the combination to the safe and access to your gun?

Jack: I don't recall ever doing that, no.

Erica: That's because you didn't, Jack, I did.

Jack: I think you're mistaken, Erica.

Lt. Perry: When did you give Kendall the combination to the safe, Ms. Kane?

Erica: The night of our rehearsal dinner, Jack. I was going on about how romantic you are.

Jack: Well, I don't see how you can get from there to the combination of my safe.

Erica: Well, I mentioned to Kendall that even that was a testimony to our relationship -- the anniversary of the day I accepted your proposal.

Justin: That's -- that's great, Ms. Kane. Thank you right there. Jack, as always, thank you very much for your cooperation. If you or anyone else may have any knowledge of someone who has access to your gun, please feel free to contact the police. Thanks.

Lt. Perry: Jack -- Ms. Kane.

Jack: Do you realize what you just did?

Erica: I told the truth.

Jack: You pounded another nail in Kendall's coffin. Do you want to see her put away for life?

Erica: If that's what it will take to keep her from terrorizing Bianca, then that's what we should do -- lock her up and throw away the key. And if she wants to bear the child of that rapist, let her do it in an 8-by-10 cell.

Greenlee: You want to shut me up? I dare you to try it. This may not be a cast, but I bet this brace can do some serious damage.

Ryan: Not as much damage as your mouth. I told you that I would handle Kendall and her pregnancy, and I have a very vivid memory of telling you to keep your mouth shut.

Greenlee: I can say whatever I want to say to anyone I want to say it to.

Ryan: Yeah, and who did you choose to tell? None other than La Kane herself.

Greenlee: Erica had every right to know.

Ryan: Oh, vicious payback?

Greenlee: You wouldn't recognize a sincere motive if it smacked you upside the head. I was trying to spare some feelings -- like Bianca's.

Ryan: Oh, I see. So you telling her mother that her sister is pregnant with the child from the man that raped her is just you spreading the love.

Greenlee: I wanted to keep Bianca from having to suffer through some horrendous Kendall press conference where she rubs her belly and gloats about the baby.

Ryan: And Erica can stop that how, exactly?

Greenlee: I figured Erica and her considerable resources could help me prove what a big, fat liar Kendall is. An exposť that would aid your cause.

Ryan: Oh, so this is for my sake, not for, let's say, Fusion's?

Greenlee: I admit it, Fusion is my baby. A hell of a lot more real than Kendall's. And I'm not going to let it go without a fight.

Ryan: Yeah, well, Kendall's hanging tough. This could get real ugly real fast.

Greenlee: Ugly doesn't scare me.

Ryan: You think Fusion products are just going to be flying off the shelves with all this craziness?

Greenlee: Without me, Fusion is nothing.

Ryan: You don't know everything that you're dealing with.

Greenlee: Well, why don't you fill me in on the rest of the gory details?

Ryan: You want to protect Bianca? Then back off and trust me to handle this.

Greenlee: After that icky rooftop rendezvous with Kendall? Not a chance.

Ryan: I'm not going there with you.

Greenlee: Well, it's too late. The visual's almost burned through my retina.

Ryan: Oh, so that's what this is about. Greenlee, kitten, you're jealous.

Kendall: Do you honestly think I would use my sister's child just to score a few extra bucks?

David: Oh, come on. We're not talking cab fare here, Kendall. You've been known to stoop to some pretty creative lows for a hell of a lot less. Like pulling a gun on Erica in front of how many witnesses? And let us not all forget that you slipped Bianca alcohol out of pure spite.

Kendall: I would never steal my sister's child.

David: What's to stop you from pressuring Bianca until she gives this child up?

Kendall: Please, if anybody even tried to come between Bianca and her baby, she would be all over them like a mama lion on a wildebeest. No, there is no way anyone would ever come between Bianca and her baby.

David: All right, so taking Bianca's baby isn't a viable option. Where does that leave your plan?

Kendall: Well, isn't that where you come in?

David: You can fake as many tests as you want, Kendall. The day is going to come, a few months from now, when you're not going to have an heir to the throne of Cambias to show for it. And the truth will come out. Unless you have another baby in mind. Hell, you can always adopt an heir to the Cambias throne, right?

Kendall: What? Take an innocent baby and put a rapist's name on it? Condemn it to be damned for the rest of its life? The whispers? The talking behind your back? And everyone's waiting for the evil to come out. They expect it. They gloat about it. And there's no way to be normal. You're not normal because once a year, you wake up on your birthday and you realize that your father hurt your mother in the worst possible way a man could hurt a woman and still let her survive. And you wished to God it didn't happen. But to wish that it didn't happen is to wish that you didn't exist. And no child deserves that. No child on this earth.

David: Well, that still leaves you empty-handed, Kendall. No Cambias baby, no Cambias fortune.

Kendall: I'll miscarry my child. And it will be a painful loss, but Bianca will be out of town by then, someplace far away, and she'll adopt a beautiful new child, a child without a bad name or a legacy of rape, and -- and it'll be a brand-new life for mother and child.

David: And you'll be known as the penniless widow Cambias. So I ask you again, Kendall, what is in this for you?

Kendall: You know -- you know, for someone who has pulled so much stuff, you sure do wear righteous like a bad suit. So why don't you tell me, Dr. David? Why don't you tell me, why are you doing this for Bianca? Tell me. What do you want to get out of all of this?

Babe: Gosh, I'm being a real goofball, huh? Going on about the baby like I'm the first pregnant person on the planet. But isn't that what moms are supposed to do, shout the good news from the rooftops and bore everyone else to death?

Bianca: Yeah, I guess so.

Babe: Well, that's why I dragged the proud papa here down here. I had this nutty craving for guacamole with olives all of a sudden.

J.R.: If you're that hungry, we can get two orders.

Babe: If you want it in on it, we should probably get three.

Bianca: No, no, I'm -- I'm not hungry. But I'll watch. We can all sit down together.

J.R.: Thank you.

Babe: It's really nice seeing a familiar face.

Bianca: Ah, let me guess -- Adam is being Adam?

Babe: Oh, yeah. I'm his perfect daughter-in-law. I mean, you should have seen us the other night at dinner. I went through six pieces of silverware even before the main course came out, and then he brought this tray of --

J.R.: Blue point oysters.

Babe: Yeah. And then they were all squishy and raw and they were kind of jiggly, and then he wanted me to just suck them down raw.

Bianca: Oh, no, but you didn't, did you?

Babe: Heck, no. I mean, for me to eat sea critters, you got to dunk them in batter and give them a good deep-fry first.

Bianca: No, pregnant women shouldn't eat raw shellfish. It's got bacteria that could hurt the baby.

Babe: You're all up on the PG stuff. So the next time that somebody asks me to eat, like, this raw, squishy seafood --

Bianca: I'm so sorry. I have this study group that completely slipped my mind.

J.R.: Too much baby talk?

Bianca: No, no, I swear that's not it at all. I'm incredibly happy for you guys. It's so exciting. I'll see you around.

Babe: Well, I get her share of the guac.

J.R.: You can have whatever you want.

Jack: So Kendall claims she's pregnant by Michael Cambias? Boy, I didn't see this one coming.

Erica: Oh, no decent human being would, Jack. It's just too repugnant. Can you imagine what this is going to do to Bianca?

Jack: After she terminated her pregnancy?

Erica: Do you understand now why I told Justin that Kendall had access to your gun? Which is the truth, by the way.

Jack: Erica, I understand that Kendall is walking the razor's edge here, but that's no reason to sic the police on her.

Erica: Jack, I had no choice.

Jack: You know what? If you had come to me, I think together we might have found another choice.

Erica: I went to Kendall. I laid myself bare. I offered her a place in the family and in Enchantment and a place in my heart just if she would give up this horrible, hateful charade.

Jack: All that, and she still stuck to her story?

Erica: Yes, she did. Out of spite. Out of spite because I love Bianca so much. And so now the only thing we have left is to expose Kendall for the liar she is.

Jack: Honey, I will do anything I can to support you and Bianca, but I will not expose Kendall's lie.

Erica: First Greenlee, then Kendall. Is there anybody you won't choose over your own niece, Bianca?

Jack: Please, we don't have to go through that again, do we?

Erica: No, I mean this, Jack. Bianca has to come first now.

Jack: I will do everything I can to prepare Bianca for Kendall's news.

Erica: Well, that's not good enough.

Jack: Erica, listen to me. The cops are hot on this murder case. Every day, every minute, they come closer to making an arrest. That's what those two buffoons were doing in here. They got a piece of the puzzle. They're trying to figure out where it goes. Now, Kendall is up to her neck in this thing. And that baby is the one string that holds her alibi together. We cut that, she's going to be cuffed before you know it.

Erica: This is not Kendall clinging to her alibi. This is Kendall trying to trample over Bianca just to get her hands on Michael Cambias' estate. You're too blind.

Jack: Now, wait, wait, wait. Wait just a minute!

Erica: Bianca has taken all she can bear, and if you won't help me protect her, I know somebody who will.

Jack: Oh, let me guess -- David Hayward?

Erica: He'll understand. He'll help me.

Jack: You take this to David, and you're only going to make matters worse.

Erica: Well, I don't see how that's possible. But I'm willing to take my chances.

Jamie: There's so many others other than J.R.

Adam: Babe has certain charms. Obviously, they weren't overlooked by the sailors on the naval base.

Jamie: You could have opened up a phone book and made all this up.

Adam: Yes, that's exactly what I would expect J.R. to say.

Jamie: Well, you're the heavy-hitting businessman. What other proof do you have to back it up?

Adam: Only the instincts of a very concerned parent.

Jamie: Yeah, whatever.

Adam: Jamie, I'm not blind. I can see how happy J.R. is. I know how much he wants to believe in the woman he loves.

Jamie: So let him.

Adam: The woman he loves may be carrying somebody else's child. The woman he loves could very well want his wallet more than she wants his heart.

Jamie: Butt out, Adam. If what you're telling me is true, then J.R. is going to find out soon enough.

Adam: And that even frightens me more. Because the deeper he gets into this, the more agonizing the pain is going to be. And we both know how J.R. reacts to pain. He may go back on drugs or worse. I can only hope and pray that someone who knows the truth about Babe will love J.R. enough to tell him.

Babe: I love you. You know that, right?

J.R.: As much as you love mashed avocados?

Babe: Give me that. That's mine.

J.R.: I can live with that.

Babe: So, if we have a boy, is he going to be Adam Chandler III?

J.R.: This kid can be an accountant, a fireman, a long-distance truck driver for all I care. But one thing he will not be is Adam Chandler III.

Babe: Ok, don't hold anything back, J.R.

J.R.: Our kid's not going to go through life forced to live up to big names or even bigger shoes. He or she will get a chance to try and maybe fail but to get up and try again. No manipulating, no judging. Just us cheering from the sidelines.

Babe: There are a lot of jerks in this world, and I think I met a lot of them. Then I met you. It was the best day of my life.

Babe: Take me home, J.R.

J.R.: Are you ok?

Babe: Just take me home right now.

J.R.: All right.

David: Well, I guess we've both proven with our lives that altruistic motives don't come natural to us. At least not until --

Kendall: Until Bianca was raped.

David: Perhaps it was a wake-up call to both of our consciences, huh? I know that I couldn't go on with my life without helping Bianca in any way that I could.

[Knock on door]

Kendall: Oh, where should I go?

David: Just -- it's all right. It's ok. Bianca, hey. Come on in.

Bianca: Oh, my God. Kendall, thank God, you're here. I'm so sorry.

Kendall: It's ok, it's ok.

Bianca: I saw Ryan there --

Kendall: I know. It was all you could do. It's ok.

Bianca: I know, but I hit you. Are you ok?

Kendall: Yeah, you've got a hell of a swing, too, but I'm fine.

Bianca: I'm so sorry.

Kendall: I promise you, I'm fine.

Bianca: And then I just left you there to fend off Ryan by yourself --

Kendall: That's ok. I have plenty of practice with him. It's all right.

Bianca: I don't think he believes us, Kendall.

Kendall: Well, that's why I came to see David. Fooling Ryan is going to be tougher than we thought.

Greenlee: Jealous of Kendall? I have real issues to concentrate on, like my family and my company.

Ryan: Great. Great. So you keep your eye on your family/Fusion ball and leave Kendall and her little baby talk to me, all right? And I swear to you, I will not let her get away with anything.

Greenlee: Listen up, Ryan. You bugged out of the Kendall scene a long time ago. Now I'm the reigning expert on how her rancid mind works. I'm the person who's going to put the wannabe Mrs. Cambias in her place.

Ryan: You're like this little hyper Chihuahua with a jerky treat, you know that?

Greenlee: Oh, aren't you the big, strong man of the universe.

Ryan: Hey, you just back off, or I swear --

Greenlee: What? You'll what?

Ryan: Well, you push me, and you're going to find out.

Greenlee: Who the hell do you think you are?

Juan Pablo: Leave Greenlee alone.

Ryan: Wow. That was awfully chivalrous of you there, Juan Pablito.

Juan Pablo: Are you all right?

Ryan: Well, now that you're rescued, I guess this is my cue to move on.

Greenlee: You're not going anywhere. He is.

Juan Pablo: I'm not leaving you alone with him.

Greenlee: Listen, Juan Pablo, I don't need you to fight my battles for me. This is a little lovers' quarrel, and we'll work it out.

Juan Pablo: So this is how your lovers talk to you?

Greenlee: Well, I guess you'll never find out, will you? Since we are not, never were, and never will be lovers.

Juan Pablo: But I know your voice, and that wasn't love, that was anger.

Greenlee: It was passion. Not everyone can be as civilized as you. Some of us actually show our emotions, so Ryan and I yell and scream, and then we kiss and make up. There was a fire between us. Right, Ryan? Play along. Please.

Ryan: What can I tell you? The girl is all about the fire.

J.R.: You're sure you're ok?

Babe: Yeah, I'm -- I just got tired all of a sudden. So Mama's going to go take a big old long soak in the big old bathtub.

J.R.: You want some company?

Babe: Now, that wouldn't be very restful, would it?

Jamie: What is it, Adam? Now that Chandler Enterprises is under new management, you want to run my relationship with J.R.?

Babe: Is that still Pops and Jamie?

J.R.: Yeah, you know what? Go up the back way, avoid the drama.

Babe: Yeah, this baby's had enough for one day.

J.R.: So, what's this about, Jamie? What did my dad do this time?

Jamie: Nothing.

J.R.: Right.

Adam: I was just suggesting that perhaps Jamie find a lady friend of his own, so now that you're married, you two could double-date.

J.R.: Spare him the country club debutantes. Jamie's already got a girlfriend, and he's smart enough to keep her away from the folks.

Adam: Oh, forgive me. I had no idea. Well, if you'll excuse me, I must tell Lucretia we'll have to forgo pheasant to have Thanksgiving dinner with the Martins.

J.R.: All right, what's the real story?

Jamie: What do you mean?

J.R.: Adam. He wants us to double date. I mean, come on. He was going off about the big news, wasn't he? I mean, it's pretty wild, huh, me and Babe?

Jamie: Actually, Babe's who I need to talk to you about.

Jack: Officer Lyman, Jack Montgomery. Listen, what do you have for me on the Cambias case?

Sean: What about it?

Jack: "What about it?" Well, I was wondering if you had any new developments -- any additional evidence, new suspects, random guesses? Anything?

Sean: No new information for you, sir.

Jack: I see. Thank you. All right, Justin, what have you got?

Justin: Officer Lyman, nice job.

Sean: Yes, sir.

Lt. Perry: Hey, you just doing your job, Lyman. Go walk it off.

Justin: I'd say Jack's mind must be going a mile a minute right now.

Lt. Perry: He's trying to figure out what we've got, where we got it, what it means for the case.

Justin: DA Jackson Montgomery, wouldn't you like to know that we have your gun?

Bianca: This is never going to work. Maria has been so good to me, but she wouldn't lie about something like this. It's too big.

Kendall: Bianca, are you ok?

David: Bianca, you really need to sit down.

Bianca: I'm ok. I just need some ginger ale or something.

David: Are you nauseous? Let me get it for you.

Bianca: Can I get it, please? I just want to collect myself in the other room.

David: She's not built for this. The pretense is killing her.

Kendall: I know that. That's why you and I need to fix this.

David: I'm clean out of ideas.

Kendall: Please, David, come on. We can do this. You and I together with our corrupt minds -- we can pull this off. But I need a doctor to help me, and you're my only hope.

Erica: Hope for what?

Kendall: Erica.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

David: You made a huge mistake running to me for cover. I'm going to tell her everything.

J.R.: I want to know what's going down, and I want to know now.

Mary: I will give you what you want.

Greenlee: I kissed you to prove that I still care about you.

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