AMC Transcript Monday 6/30/03

 

All My Children Transcript Monday 6/30/03

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Proofread by Gisele

>> Previously on "All My Children" --

Kendall: Help me prove that Michael framed Lena.

Aidan: But he's not going to tell you anything, Kendall.

Mia: He'll talk to me.

Diane: How long have you known Carlos?

Greenlee: Long enough. He can tell the most scandalous stories.

Mary: We agree that Jack should be told that he's Greenlee痴 father.

Erica: You don't need to tell him today.

Mary: I値l wait a week.

Erica: I need information that could destroy a person's life.

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Mia: It's so small. Where should I put it?

Aidan: We're going to stick that in the back of your hair.

Mia: Uh-huh.

Aidan: And then we'll wire you for sound.

Mia: You sure it's going to be safe there?

Aidan: Yep, safe as houses.

Kendall: Mia, you know what, really, you don't have to do this.

Mia: And watch Michael ooze into the sunset? No way, I知 totally in. Just what exactly -- what exactly do you guys want me to get from him?

Kendall: Well, we need you to get the proof that he framed Lena for the insider-trading deal with Chandler Enterprises.

Aidan: Yeah, we can't come out of this empty-handed because Lena's testimony won't stand for anything by itself. She's going to end up going to prison and Michael will walk free.

Kendall: Right. If we're lucky, Michael will brag on his bad self after his first drink and then we'll get the dirt we need.

Aidan: There we go. It's all in. Are you ready? How's it feel?

Mia: Like it's not even there. Ok. So what now?

Aidan: Well, it's almost time for my shift at the Valley Inn bar and time for Michael Cambias' usual dose of scotches.

Kendall: All right. This is it, guys.

Mia: Let's go get him.

Diane: Erica.

Erica: Diane, what is the meaning of this? Who would sabotage my Enchantment counter space and my picture?

Diane: Oh, Erica, there's been no sabotage. I made a change.

Erica: You? Well, why?

Diane: It was a business decision.

Erica: Oh, really? And was this a business decision, as well?

Diane: Oh, I -- I don't know anything about that. I致e never seen that before, believe me. Who could have done such a thing?

Erica: Oh, there is only one person who would stoop this low.

Carlos: God, you have the most beautiful shoulders I致e ever seen. Tu tienes todo mi corazon. I said you have my heart. What is it?

Greenlee: I知 sorry, Carlos, I can't do this.

Carlos: What's wrong?

Greenlee: It's not you. It's me. Carlos, I知 so sorry.

Carlos: For what? Greenlee, what are you sorry for?

[Crickets chirp]

Joni: Ok, no one will ever know. Everything is perfect. Ok.

Luis: Kind of late for a pretty thing like you to be working all by her lonesome.

Joni: Yeah, just trying not to melt. No AC at home, but I got to go.

Luis: Um -- where's your boyfriend?

Joni: I don't have a boyfriend.

Luis: You sure about that? Because I swear, Reggie -- he's sweet on you.

Joni: No, we just hang out.

Luis: Where's he hanging out tonight?

Joni: I don't know. Could you please get out of my way?

Luis: Um, listen up, Joni -- the next time you see Reggie, you tell him hello for me and you tell him that I知 not satisfied.

Joni: About what?

Luis: It's not your business. But he'll know what it means. Stay cool. And, uh, go home. It's late. It ain't safe.

Reggie: What's up, Dog?

Jack: Whoa. Hey. Me, I hope, in a couple of days.

Reggie: Yeah, the doctor said you should be getting out of here soon, right?

Jack: Yeah, that's what the doctors tell me.

Reggie: You know, I just want you to know you don't have to worry about anything, ok?

Jack: Now I知 worried. What shouldn't I be worried about?

Reggie: Oh, you know, that whole little mix-up with the copper pipes.

Jack: You mean the copper pipes that are missing from the Habitat site?

Reggie: Oh, nothing's missing. You know, just some basic math skills.

Jack: Meaning what?

Reggie: Meaning Joni's a nice girl, but she's not really good with math. I tried to tell you that when you put her in charge.

Jack: So you think the missing pipes are just a matter of a bookkeeping error?

Reggie: What else? You know, but, look, you put me back on the job, I値l show you, I値l take care of everything.

[Jack chuckles]

Jack: Reggie, thanks for the offer, but you're already plenty busy running the crew.

Reggie: No, I can juggle it, trust me.

Jack: I know you can juggle it. I致e seen you do it. I知 very proud of you. I mean, you've really made your work at the Habitat site more than just putting in time to do your community service.

Reggie: I知 just doing what I知 supposed to do.

Jack: No. No, you go the extra mile. And not just on the site, either. You know, my friend, you've been quite -- quite a help to me, in many ways, ways you'll never know. And I thank you.

Reggie: I almost forgot. Here. You know, I know how much you liked them the last time.

Jack: Ah.

Reggie: So I thought I壇 just, you know --

Jack: From your personal collection?

Reggie: Yeah.

Jack: Whoa, gee. Aren't you young to be buying these things? Thank you, though.

Reggie: Oh, that's Miss June. You know, that's my personal favorite.

Jack: Yes. Oh, yes. You know what, I think I have enough women in my life right now. Thank you, though, very much.

Reggie: Oh, you still got those two babes fighting over you, you know, your good & plenty?

Jack: Reggie, Mary Smythe is not a contender, ok?

Reggie: Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Dog.

Jack: Here's what I知 saying -- Erica Kane and I are getting married as soon as I知 well enough to walk down that aisle.

Reggie: Well, Jack, you need to rest up because, you know, Erica's a whole lot of --

Jack: Yeah, I know what Erica's a whole lot of, but don't you worry, me and my good & plenty, we'll take good care of her. Listen, I have a favor I want you to do for me.

Reggie: Oh, you know, let me know what it is and I知 there.

Jack: Actually, I want you to get something out of the loft.

Reggie: Ok, no problem.

Jack: But it's in my safe, so I値l need to give you the combination.

Reggie: You're going to give me the combination to your safe?

Jack: Well, yeah, how else would you get into it? Who else would I trust, huh? Hand me that piece of paper.

Reggie: Um -- this way I won't lose it.

Jack: Well, stand up here so I can write.

Reggie: Um, so what is it, anyway, cash? You going to bribe your way out of here?

Jack: No, it's a jewelry box. It's a gift for my bride-to-be.

Reggie: Oh, ok. Yeah, sure.

[Reggie sighs]

Erica: Greenlee du Pres is behind all this, isn't she?

Diane: I知 sure that was just an innocent prank.

Erica: Innocent? Are you kidding? There's nothing innocent about this. Especially given the relocation of the Enchantment display. Diane, how could you do this? How could you possibly let Greenlee --

Diane: The relocation was my decision.

Erica: Diane, you and I have a long and very lucrative business relationship.

Diane: And it means the world to me.

Erica: Well, then what on earth could possibly have prompted you to do such a thing?

Diane: Buzz. Fusion has created quite a stir.

Erica: Well, through scandal and -- and cheap tricks.

Diane: Their sexiest man contest has got the country talking. It's fresh and innovative. Customers are responding. I have built Lacey痴 reputation by giving my customers what they want.

Erica: Wow. Used to be quality that counted, not just hype.

Diane: If you notice, the new Enchantment counter is even larger.

Erica: Well, how could I notice, Diane? I don't even know where it is.

Diane: Erica, I知 just responding to customer demands.

Erica: For Fusion?

Diane: For now. You know how these young companies are. They're hot today, but they're gone tomorrow.

Erica: And not one of them has ever replaced Enchantment in a premier location in this store until now.

Diane: I know this is a bit of a shock, but it's really not a matter of life and death.

Erica: Well, that depends, doesn't it?

Diane: I meant to tell you, I was so moved by your plea for blood donors for Jackson that I went straight to the hospital and gave blood. Unfortunately, mine's the garden variety. But I hear it's a miracle there was someone actually in town that matched his blood type.

Erica: Oh, what? Did Greenlee brag about giving blood when she came over here and moved my counter?

Diane: No, she didn't mention anything about blood.

Erica: So she was here? So she did get to you? What did she do, Diane, bribe you? Tell me, what? What could she possibly have done?

Diane: Greenlee pitched her product. And it made sense. Erica, this is strictly a business decision.

Erica: Oh, no. No, this is not business. This is personal. This is very personal.

Carlos: Hey, what's wrong? Are you having second thoughts about us?

Greenlee: It's just -- did you know that Leo and I were married here? There were flowers and candles everywhere. It was -- it was magical, and -- and we had so many plans, and we were going to make sure that all of our dreams came true.

Carlos: If it's too hard for you, maybe we should leave.

Greenlee: Leo accepted me. All of me. The good and the bad. I知 not sure you can.

Carlos: Well, of course I accept you. I accept all of you, too. Because whatever you do, it's who you are.

Greenlee: But what if I do something awful?

Carlos: No.

Greenlee: Will you be disappointed?

Carlos: Not at all. I know your heart. That's all I need to know.

Greenlee: And I know yours.

Carlos: So, you accept me, no matter what?

Greenlee: Yeah.

Carlos: But there is something. You're not ready.

Greenlee: Because of Leo? I値l always love him and miss him, but I want to move ahead. You've made me see that I can feel happiness again. I want to be with you, Carlos. And I don't want to wait anymore. I want to make love to you.

Greenlee: What is it? What's wrong?

[Carlos sighs]

Carlos: You don't know how bad I want to make love to you.

Greenlee: But?

Carlos: Not here.

Greenlee: Then where? We could go to my penthouse.

Carlos: No. No, I want to go someplace where we can make our own memories.

Greenlee: That's very romantic, but right now I壇 settle for the Pine Cone Motel.

Carlos: No, you deserve the best I can give you.

Greenlee: What do you have in mind, a five-star hotel?

Carlos: No, not exactly. You see, there's this little field, and it has all this green grass and wildflowers and the blue sky just looking down at us.

Greenlee: Well, that sounds very beautiful. Take me there.

Carlos: Well, I wish I could, but it's just so far away.

Greenlee: Well, I want to make love to you -- tonight.

Carlos: Yeah? Well, you're going to have to wait. When the time is right, I promise you we'll make love like we're the only two people on this earth.

Reggie: Jack, when you're done with those magazines, just put them back in my personal library. You know I got you covered.

Jack: Yeah, I値l take good care of them, believe me.

Erica: Jack, do you want -- oh. Hi, Reggie.

Reggie: How you doing? Um, you know I知 out of here, ok?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, thanks. Reggie? Thanks, for everything.

Reggie: No problem.

Jack: Well, you look awfully riled up. What's going on?

Erica: This.

Jack: Well, now, I call that an extreme makeover.

Erica: How can you laugh?

Jack: So, who's the artist?

Erica: Who else? Greenlee Smythe. And this is just the least of it. Jack, she sabotaged my Enchantment counter at Lacey痴 department store. She tricked Diane Lacey into relocating my counter. Now Fusion has taken over the premier space in that store and, Jack, Enchantment's counter has been relegated to the hinterlands.

Jack: Have you talked to Diane Lacey about this?

Erica: She tells me it was a business decision. But believe me, I know better. And if Greenlee thinks that I知 going to let her get away with this --

Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you think maybe you're overreacting just a little bit?

Erica: No. No. Absolutely not, Jack. Greenlee has got to be stopped.

Jack: Well, look, from what I know about Greenlee, she's just this young, bright woman who will do anything to prove herself and her company.

Erica: Are you defending her?

Jack: No, no, I知 just saying you can't fault her desire to succeed.

Erica: At my expense?

Jack: Erica, look -- you have had bigger challenges from bona fide competitors, and I致e never seen you this upset over those.

Erica: Because this is not business. This is personal. And believe me, this is just the latest in Greenlee痴 attempts to ruin Enchantment.

Jack: Wait a minute, taking a counter away from Enchantment in one local department store is not going to ruin a legend like yourself.

Erica: Jack, Lacey痴 has branches all over this entire country. And anyway, why are you taking her side?

Jack: I知 not taking her side. Why are you so concerned about what I think about Greenlee?

Erica: I知 sorry. I guess I did go too far.

Jack: Hmm, that wasn't too far.

Erica: Oh, no, there's no need to bore you with things that have nothing to do with you.

Jack: You could never be boring. Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. But you could give me a relapse. Now, what is this all about?

Erica: I love you, Jack.

Jack: Well, I love you, too, Erica.

Erica: I just -- I just can't wait for you to get out of here.

Jack: Yeah.

Erica: You know? I mean, I just can't wait to be married to you, and the thought of just one more day without --

Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Slow down, slow down.

Erica: What?

Jack: I mean, one minute you're fuming about Greenlee, then the next minute you can't wait to be Mrs. Jackson Montgomery. I mean --

Erica: Well, so?

Jack: "Well, so?" It's been like this for days. I don't know about you, but it's making me dizzy. What's going on here?

Nurse: You're very popular, Mr. Montgomery.

Jack: Whoa. Let's clear a place for these.

Nurse: Here you go. Enjoy them.

Jack: I will. Mmm. You know, you keep doing this to me and I知 going to feel like the winner of the Triple Crown.

Erica: Well, I didn't send them.

Jack: Ah.

Erica: So let's just see who did. "Nibblets"? Who's Nibblets?

Jack: Nibblets? Uh, it's nothing, really. Just a -- a silly nickname. Um --

Erica: For who?

Jack: For Mary Smythe.

Erica: Jack, what exactly is going on between you and that woman?

Aidan: Hey. The usual?

Michael: Yeah.

Aidan: Yeah.

Michael: Ahem. That looks like a man-eater.

Aidan: One scotch, straight up.

Michael: Thanks.

Mary: Excuse me.

Aidan: May I help you?

Mary: Yes. Actually, you can suggest a way for me to cool down.

Aidan: How about I offer something from the bar?

Mary: Oh, absolutely. Wait a minute. What will I have? I think I値l have a bottle of champagne. Vintage and very French.

Aidan: Ok, I致e got it in the cellar --

Mary: Thank you.

Aidan: Just the bottle. I値l be right back.

Aidan: Michael's here.

Kendall: Ok. This is it.

Mia: Ok. Hope it's cooler in the bar than it is in the lobby.

Aidan: Don't worry, I致e got that covered.

Kendall: Look, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

Mia: No, no, are you kidding me? I can't wait to bust this guy's chops.

Aidan: Hey, hey, Mia -- don't rush in there. Otherwise, he's going to smell this is a setup.

Mia: Slow. I got it. Ok.

Aidan: Let's put this plan into action. I値l see you in a few.

Mia: Ok.

Kendall: Mia, thank you so much for doing this. I mean, there's really no reason for you to get involved.

Mia: Listen to me, there are two reasons -- you're my friend and this guy deserves to go down, ok? You ready?

Kendall: Yeah. Let's go.

Mia: Ok.

Kendall: Well, if it isn't Pine Valley's biggest jerk.

Michael: You know, all that fire, Kendall, it's obvious you still want me.

Kendall: Want you? That's very funny. A spineless little boy who just wishes his daddy loved him? A coward who victimizes women because it's the only way he can get any sort of satisfaction in this town?

Michael: You know, why don't you just shut your mouth, Kendall.

Kendall: Why don't you just crawl back under the rock that you came from. You're like a bug. You're like a fungus that infects everything you get near.

Michael: That's very good.

Mia: Aren't you being a little harsh?

Kendall: I知 not talking to you. And, you, I should call management and have you thrown out of here.

Mia: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Michael's just trying to cool off and have a drink. What's so wrong with that?

Kendall: Mia, why don't you get out of my face.

Mia: It's 100 degrees outside. I知 not going anywhere. May I?

Michael: Yes. Absolutely.

Kendall: Oh, my good, you're kidding me, you're kidding me. Mia, come on. Just because Edmund and Jake dumped you, I mean, how desperate can you be?

Mia: You bitch.

Michael: Ok, ok, ladies, would you just --

Kendall: You know what, you just stay out of this!

Woman: Oh, my God! Are you crazy? Oh!

Mia: Oh, my God. Are you all right?

Jack: You know, you really are a lunatic, Kendall.

Kendall: I hope you bleed to death.

Aidan: Kendall, I want you to leave, please.

Kendall: I didn't do this. He did it, and she helped.

Michael: Please.

Aidan: Now would be a good time.

Kendall: Fine. It's his fault.

Aidan: How about a Scotch on the house, and we'd better take a look at the arm.

Mia: No, I値l take care of the arm, but the Scotch is a good idea. Could you make it two, please? Come on, let's go over here.

Mary: Uh, hello? Excuse me.

Aidan: Oh, sorry about the delay.

Mary: Oh, it's ok. I wasn't bored watching Kendall Hart's performance. She really needs a lot of attention, doesn't she?

Aidan: Kendall Hart is my friend.

Mary: Oh, sorry. Probably a phase she's going through.

Kendall: Oh, my God, wasn't it terrific? Did you see how I pushed him and he was bleeding?

Aidan: Celebrate later, ok? Let's just see if this works.

Kendall: All right.

Aidan: Fingers crossed.

Kendall: Ok, ok, ok, ok. I want to hear, too, I want to hear, too.

Mia: Oh, you caught a break. You don't need stitches.

Michael: Huh. So why do you care, anyway? Why are you running interference for Kendall?

Mia: Oh, please, I saw that trouble coming. She is so hung up on you, even if you did --

Michael: Try and rape her? We've been over that. You know, Mia, I would never try and force myself upon a woman. What happened between Kendall and I was --

Mia: Her version of events.

Michael: Yeah, you can say that. You seem to know her pretty well.

Mia: Yeah, well, I know that when you broke up with her, she was pretty upset. You know, she was telling people that you raped her. She just wanted to cause trouble, I think.

Michael: Well, I am very happy that not everyone in Pine Valley listens to Kendall.

Mia: Yeah. Well, I致e done all I can do. The shirt is a little bit beyond my expertise, I知 afraid.

Michael: Yeah, it's not exactly the fashion statement I知 looking for. I壇 better go home and change. If you'll excuse me.

Mia: Oh, how about if I tag along?

Michael: Say what?

Mia: Well, I mean, you should see what I can do when I have the right equipment. You do have a first-aid kit at home, don't you?

Michael: Yeah, well, we can go back and find out.

Mia: Ok. Why don't we do that.

Kendall: No, Mia cannot go home with that bastard.

Aidan: Hey, hold on, hold on.

Kendall: No. God, no. God knows what he's going to do to her.

Aidan: I値l get someone to cover my shift, then we'll follow them.

Kendall: All right, go, hurry, hurry.

Mary: To us, Jackson, and the daughter that will bring us back together.

Carlos: You know, why don't you just wait right here and I値l go check, get us a table, all right?

Greenlee: Oh, God.

Mary: Greenlee, Carlos. Come join me. Have some champagne.

Jack: Erica, for Pete's sake, there is nothing going on between Mary and me.

Erica: Don't you mean Nibblets?

Jack: That was a long time ago.

Erica: Well, now the woman is camped outside your door, she's sending flowers. Obviously, something's up.

Jack: You know, you might be right. Really. I mean, she was in here just a while ago, as a matter of fact.

Erica: I knew it.

Jack: Yeah, well, there's something else you should know.

Erica: What? What, Jack? Tell me.

Jack: I had an affair with Mary Smythe years ago.

Erica: Ahem.

Jack: But you already knew that, didn't you?

Erica: Yes, well, I had to find that out because you didn't think it was anything to mention.

Jack: Oh, why should I, for Pete's sake? We were kids. You know, she dumped me for Roger Smythe, end of story.

Erica: Well, for you, but not for her.

Jack: Come over here, you. I love you and only you, and I made that very clear to Nibblets.

[Jack chuckles]

Erica: Did you discuss anything else?

Jack: No. I thought that was plenty to discuss, don't you?

Erica: Well, as long as you set her straight.

Jack: I set her very straight. Now I壇 like you to return the favor. Set me straight. I want to know what you've been keeping from me.

Joni: Reggie.

Reggie: Why are you sneaking around here?

Joni: Why are you sneaking around?

Reggie: Because I work here. Why are you here all by yourself?

Joni: You know, you're the second person to ask me that tonight.

Reggie: And what is that supposed to mean?

Joni: Luis was here.

Reggie: What?

Joni: Yeah, he has a message for you.

Reggie: Yeah, I bet.

Joni: He said he's not satisfied.

Reggie: Well, you know, a lot of people can't get satisfied.

Joni: I know what he's talking about, Reggie.

Reggie: Why do you think you know everything?

Joni: I don't think I know everything, but it's a no-brainer, ok? You stole the pipes for Luis, and he's not satisfied because he wants more.

Reggie: You don't know what you're talking about.

Joni: Don't lie to me, Reggie, please. Luis is always hanging around here. It's not like you're friends with him. There's got to be a reason. I say he's making you steal for him.

Reggie: Nobody's making me steal anything. You don't know what you're talking about. Luis is not involved!

Joni: How could you steal all this stuff on your own?

Reggie: And when have you become such an expert on me?

Joni: Since I got to know you and trust you. And I知 trusting you to stop. And that's why I知 here -- to fix everything so Mr. Montgomery doesn't figure it out.

Reggie: Well, what'd you do?

Joni: See this? When Mr. Montgomery reads this, he'll think I知 stupid and the supplies got lost.

Reggie: You did that for me?

Joni: But you have to do something for me now. Tell me the truth, Reggie.

Reggie: You're right, ok? It was Luis' idea to steal everything.

Joni: You have to tell him that you're going to stop this.

Reggie: It's not that easy. Just like that, just tell him?

Joni: Yeah! I can't keep covering for you! I won't do it. This is the last time it's going to happen. If you do it again, I値l have to go to Mr. Montgomery. I have to.

Reggie: Jack said he was proud of me. The man must be a fool to think he could trust me.

Joni: He's not a fool. He cares about you. So do I. Just -- you know, we both know that you're better than this.

Reggie: Please, Joni, do not get all touchy-feely.

Joni: Reggie, look, you'll get messed up bigtime if you get caught, so please just tell him you're done with this.

Reggie: You're right. I got to put an end to this. I知 going to tell him it's over.

Mary: I hope Carlos is coming back. We can all --

Greenlee: We won't be joining you. We have plans.

Mary: Of course you do. Look at you, positively glowing.

Greenlee: Yeah, well, I知 sweating. It's hot.

Mary: I知 glad you found Carlos, really.

Greenlee: Really? Not so long ago, you were all about how wrong he was for me.

Mary: Well, I was wrong. I realized that if two people are meant to be together that nothing and no one, not even me, can keep them apart.

Greenlee: I don't get it. Why are you trying so hard to be nice?

Mary: Can't a mother be loving to her daughter?

Greenlee: From a distance, like a different continent. That would be perfect.

Mary: Greenlee, I know that my moving here is not easy for you, but I promise you, you will be grateful one day because it's the best thing I致e ever done for both of us.

Greenlee: All right, Mother, level with me. What's really going on?

Mary: Nothing. I知 just in a great mood.

Greenlee: Don't tell me. You have a new boy toy?

Mary: Hmm. Actually, I知 in love.

Greenlee: Should've known. Well, who is it this time, Mother?

Erica: You think I知 keeping something from you?

Jack: I know you are.

Erica: I知 not.

Jack: Well, there's something bothering you, and I壇 like to know what it is.

Erica: Well, look, Jack, I致e been so worried about you for such a long time now. I mean, I just almost lost you again. And -- and so just the thought of you here, I just can't --

Jack: I am not going anywhere, Erica, except down the aisle to marry you. But I don't think that's all that's on your mind.

Erica: Well, what else could it be?

Jack: Well, you were in quite a lather about Mary.

Erica: Well, the woman is a menace.

Jack: And you almost combusted over what Greenlee did, and I知 just -- oh, you know, I may be slow, but I get it.

Erica: What?

Jack: Now I know why you're after Greenlee痴 hide.

Erica: I知 after Greenlee痴 hide because she's trying to destroy Enchantment.

Jack: No. It's because of Mary.

Michael: This way.

Mia: Wow, it really is hot, huh?

Michael: Well, I like it hot. Are you coming?

Mia: Is your air conditioner working?

Michael: We shall see.

Mary: Greenlee, it's a man that I met from right here.

Greenlee: Of course, in a bar.

Mary: No! In Pine Valley.

Greenlee: That's it? Aren't you going to give me the stats -- bank account, yachts, the number of polo ponies?

Mary: Wait, wait, wait. In time. When the time is right, you will know everything.

Greenlee: Well, as long as we don't have to double date.

Carlos: Hello, Mrs. Smythe.

Mary: Hello yourself, Carlos. You look really handsome, as usual.

Carlos: Thank you.

Mary: You're welcome.

Carlos: Ahem. Our table's ready.

Greenlee: Hmm, not a moment too soon. Excuse us.

Mary: Enjoy yourselves, darlings. Vive l'amour.

Carlos: What just happened in there?

Greenlee: I知 not sure. My mother's in love with someone in Pine Valley.

Carlos: Hmm. Why does it bother you?

Greenlee: I don't know. But I get a really bad vibe about it.

Carlos: Hmm. Well, let's see if a Chianti can't chase it away. Come on, baby, let's go.

Mary: Greenlee, my darling, you will grow to love your father one day as much as I do.

Erica: Why would I be angry at Greenlee because of Mary? I mean, really, Jack, that's just absurd.

Jack: No, no, no, you don't have to -- no, just listen to me for a second. Please, put those down. Look, you knew there was something between Mary and me even before I told you. Maybe you're just a little bit jealous?

Erica: Of Mary Smythe? Hardly.

Jack: Ok, look, call it what you want, but the way I see it is you have it out for Mary, and so you're going to take it out on Greenlee because she's Mary's daughter.

Erica: I have it out for Greenlee because she's trying to destroy Enchantment. That's why I have it out for Greenlee. And, yes, she's Mary's daughter, and I think that they are exactly alike. I don't think they are to be trusted.

[Phone rings]

Jack: Oh. Oh. Ugh. No cell phones. Ugh.

Erica: Oh. I have to take this call because the one-sheets for the summer blitz are in.

Jack: Hmm, don't let me stand in the way of profit.

Erica: No. I知 going to make it quick, though, I promise.

Jack: Ok, ok, ok.

Erica: You called me?

Tad: You bet I did. You asked for it, you got it. I just came up with some rather interesting background information on one Mary Greenlee Smythe.

Erica: Already? What did you find out?

[Safe beeps]

Reggie: Whoa, Jack.

Kendall: Did you have to personally interview a replacement? God knows what's going on in there.

Aidan: Will you relax? If he tries anything, we'll hear it and I値l stop him. Here.

Michael: So, can I get you something?

Mia: Oh. Well, a first-aid kit would be good.

Michael: Oh, right. Well, I値l go look in the medicine cabinet, but I can't promise anything.

Mia: Ok.

Mia: Ok. I知 looking in Michael's briefcase right now. Just only have a second, though.

Mia: Oh, bingo, boys and girls. I think I found something. Yeah.

[Static]

Kendall: Aidan, do you hear what I hear?

Aidan: Damn. Nothing but static.

Kendall: I know.

[Noise]

Michael: Well, this is all I could find.

Mia: Oh. Yeah. Well, we'll just make this work.

Michael: Good. You know, Mia, I promise you, you are not going to regret this.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Michael: What exactly is the problem here?

Kendall: I can't hear Mia or Michael.

Adam: I want to help you if you'll let me.

Mary: No wonder Greenlee can't resist you.

Erica: Tad, just give me the information on Mary Smythe and I値l give you whatever you want.

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