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Darren: An hour's drive to hear that crap. You know, it
wasn't even a band. A guy with a guitar. An hour each way. Brooke: He
wasn't that bad. Darren: He sounded like James Blunt. Brooke: What's
wrong with that? Darren: We already have a James Blunt. One's all we
JENNA: Toast. I can make toast. ELENA: It's all about
the coffee, aunt Jenna. JEREMY: Is there coffee? JENNA: Your first day
of school and I'm totally unprepared. Lunch money? ELENA: I'm good.
JENNA: Anything else? A number two pencil? What am I missing? ELENA:
Don't you have a big presentation today? JENNA: I'm meeting with my
thesis advisor at...now. Crap! ELENA: Then go. We'll be fine. You ok?
JEREMY: Don't start.
BONNIE: So grams is telling me I'm psychic. Our
ancestors were from salem, which isn't all that, I know, crazy, but
she's going on and on about it, and I'm like, put this woman in a home
already! But then I started thinking, I predicted Obama and I predicted
Heath Ledger, and I still think Florida will break off and turn into
little resort islands...
BONNIE: Major lack of male real estate. Look at the
shower curtain on Kelly bitch. She looks a hot-- Can I still say "tranny
mess"? ELENA: No, that's over. BONNIE: Ahh, find a man, coin a phrase.
It's a busy year.
ELENA: He hates me. BONNIE: That's not hate. That's "you
dumped me, but I'm too cool to show it, but secretly I'm listening to
air supply's greatest hits."
TYLER: Hey, Vicki. I knew I'd find you here with the
crackheads. VICKI: Hey. TYLER: Hey, Pete Wentz called. He wants his nail
polish back. JEREMY: Pete Wentz, huh? How old school T.R.L. of you.
Carson Daly fan?
BONNIE: I'm sensing seattle, and he plays the guitar.
ELENA: You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the
ground, huh? BONNIE: Pretty much.
ELENA: Were you following me? STEFAN: No, I, uh, I
just-- I saw you fall. ELENA: Uh-Huh, and you just happened to be
hanging out in a cemetery. STEFAN: I'm visiting. I have family here.
ELENA: Oh. Wow. Tactless. I'm sorry. It's the fog, It's making me foggy.
And then back there, there was this bird, and it was all very hitchcock
for a second. That is the bird movie, right, the hitchcock?
MATT: Please tell me you're not hooking up with my
sister. TYLER: I'm not hooking up with your sister. MATT: You're such a
JEREMY: Hey, what's your deal? I mean, summer you act
one way and then school starts and you can't be bothered. VICKI: Look,
Jeremy, I really appreciate all the pharmaceuticals, but you can't keep
following me around like a lost puppy. JEREMY: When's the last time you
had sex with a puppy? VICKI: Hey, keep it down. I don't want to tell the
whole world I deflowered Elena's kid brother.
CAROLINE: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with
uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house. He hasn't lived here since
he was a kid. Military family, so they moved around a lot. He's a gemini,
and his favorite color is blue. BONNIE: You got all of that in one day?
CAROLINE: Oh, please, I got all that between third and fourth period.
We're planning a june wedding.
ELENA: Oh. STEFAN: Sorry, I was about to knock. I wanted
to apologize for my disappearing act earlier. I know it was... Strange.
ELENA: No worries. I get it, blood makes you squeamish. STEFAN: Um,
something like that.
TEACHER: Cute becomes dumb in an instant, Ms. Bennett.
Mr. Donovan. Would you like to take this opportunity to overcome your
embedded jock stereotype? MATT: It's ok, Mr Tanner, I'm cool with it.
BONNIE: So where is he? ELENA: I don't know. You tell
me, you're the psychic one. BONNIE: Right, I forgot. Ok, so give me a
sec. Grams says I have to concentrate. ELENA: Wait, you need a crystal
ELENA: You know, you're kind of the talk of the town.
STEFAN: Am I? ELENA: Mm-Hmm. Mysterious new guy, oh, yeah. STEFAN: Well,
you have the mysterious thing going, too. Twinged in sadness. ELENA:
What makes you think that I'm sad? STEFAN: Well, we did meet in a
VICKI: No, Ty. I'm not having sex against a tree. TYLER:
Oh, come on, it would be hot. VICKI: For who?
STEFAN: Crow's a bit much, don't you think? DAMON: Wait
till you see what I can do with the fog. STEFAN: When'd you get here?
DAMON: Well, I couldn't miss your first day at school. Your hair's
different. I like it. STEFAN: It's been 15 years, Damon. DAMON: Thank
god. I couldn't take another day of the nineties. That horrible grunge
look? Did not suit you. Remember, Stefan, it's important to stay away
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