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Smallville Transcripts


First aired November 6th, 2008


Provided by Suzanne

Previously on "Smallville"...

Kara: Clark, I'm happy you're in my life.

Clark: Well, I'm happy to be in your life, Kara. Kara never came back from Krypton, did she?

Brainiac: You'll never see her again.

Clark: You killed her.

Brainiac: Oh, no, something much worse.

Davis: We all have some part of us that we hold underneath the surface. Even I do. 495DC50D.JPG

Clark: If this is because of Brainiac, then we don't know what can happen!

Chloe: Clark, this is my life. I'm choosing to look at this as a gift.

Tess: It was stolen. Only a handful of people knew about that device. When I find out who has it, I'm taking it back. [ Grunting ]

Chloe: Where did you go?

Clark: A place I never want to go again.

[ Knock on door ]

Clark: Lois.

Lois: Handle with care, Smallville. I've had those albums since I was 10.

Clark: What could I possibly want with your Def Leppard anthology?

Lois: I'm taking you upon your offer. Just like old times --you, me, "Guitar Hero" weekends. I'm moving in.

Clark: Really?

Lois: Mm-hmm.

Clark: Uh, you didn't like it here.  Remember? The rooster woke you up every morning.

Lois: Yeah, but at least the rooster only crows once. You try sharing walls with pre-wedding Chloe and Jimmy.

Clark: I didn't need to know that.

Lois: [ Chuckles ]

Clark: But you think it's a good idea that we live and work together? 495DC542.JPG

Lois: Carpooler's dream. Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen -- I'd see you in your Snoopy boxers? Oh, I, uh, found this on your doorstep. Guess Ma Kent is still gonna make you, uh, care packages. I think she put lead in the cookies.

Clark: There's no return address.  That's weird.

Lois: What's the funky paperweight for?

Clark: I'm not sure. 495DC56F.JPG

Lois: At least it came with batteries.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Whirring ]

Clark: Lois, get away! Run! Now!

Lois: Smallville, just drop it!

Chloe: Hello? Lois? Can you remind me again why we're moving stuff you never use?

Tess: Not exactly the bachelor pad I had imagined.

Chloe: Is Clark expecting you, or is this another one of your daily break-ins?

Tess: You keep holding on tight to that grudge, Chloe. What's with all the broken glass? Is everything okay?

495DC68C.JPGChloe: Everything except the bird that flew into the window.

Tess: A bird? All that brainpower, and that's what you come up with.

Chloe: It was a large bird. In fact, Lois and Clark are out buying a new pane as we speak.

Tess: Where's the crystal?

Chloe: You're still looking for that thing? Because I can assure you that no NASA-caliber rock is just gonna pop up in some innocuous cornfield.

Tess: Actually, that's exactly what it did. My frequency generator recorded an energy surge about two inches 495DC6B7.JPGfrom where you're standing

Chloe:  Well, I can't speak on behalf of your "frequency generator," but on behalf of logic, Clark's the copyboy in your newspaper. What would he would want with some supercomputer?

Tess: More appropriately, what do you want with Clark Kent, hmm?  Look at you. So eager to cover his tracks. Blind loyalty can be dangerous, Chloe.

Chloe: That means a lot coming from the protégé of Lex Luthor.

[ Wind gusting ]

Clark: [ Groans ] Aah. Lois. Lois!

Lois: Huh?

Clark: Are you okay?

Lois: Where are we?

Clark: Let's get you up.

Lois: What the Hell? Look, I'm no astronomy major, but I thought there was only supposed to be one sun in the sky.

Clark: Come on.  We got to keep moving.

Lois: Clark, I don't think you understand. We're not on Earth.

Clark: That's impossible, Lois.

Lois: How many spaceships does a girl need to stumble upon to convince you that there are aliens among us? Clark, we've been abducted!

Chloe: Venezuela?  Well, when does he land? 495DC73E.JPGOkay, can you have Oliver call me immediately? It's urgent. Thanks. [ Sighs ]

[ Knock on door ]

Chloe: Hey.

Davis: Um, this a bad time?

Chloe: It's just one of those days when I feel like my friends have left the planet. Um, can I actually call you a little later?

Davis: I, uh, remember what you said. I don't mean to violate your no-fly zone, but... my blackouts are gettin' worse.

Chloe: Are you okay?

Davis: I thought if I could find my birth parents, they'd answer some questions, but I'm starting to feel like I just fell out of the sky.

Chloe: I highly doubt that. Here, let me see what you brought me.

Davis: That is my life story. That's a list of all known schools and foster homes.

Chloe: Jones, Webber, Pearson, Vogal, McBride, Moss. 495DC76F.JPGWow! I mean, I know you leapfrogged homes as a kid, but your family tree is more like the Redwood Forest.

Davis: The problem is, I can't find anything on the first three years of my life.

Chloe: That is weird.

Davis: Yeah, so, about it, Chloe? Do you want to dust off your reporter's hat and help a guy out?

Clark: Come on, Lois.  You're doing great. Keep moving.

Lois: At least somebody thinks so. We've been hoofing it for hours. My legs feel like two-ton barbells.

Clark: Something tells me that standing still isn't a good idea.

Lois: Right, because you've been here before? Let's move.

Clark: Lois!

Lois: Come on! Ugh!

Clark: Lois!

Lois: What is that thing?!

495DC7A3.JPGClark: Stay back. [ Breathing heavily ] Zoners.

[ Creature growling ]

Lois: I don't want to die here, Clark!

Clark: All we have to do is keep an495DC7E7.JPG eye out for each other, okay? We'll be fine.

Lois: We're not fine.  We're standing on our graves! We're gonna die, us together. No more farmhouse, no more Daily Planet!

Clark: Listen to me! Listen to me. No one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark, right?

Lois: They better not. Let's keep moving.

Clark: Okay.

Lois: Unh.

Clark: Lois! Kara? It's me.

Kara: Kal-El.

Clark: I should have known that Brainiac put you here. Kara, are you okay?

Kara: I thought you were Zoners. Zoners kill. For the blood. They can smell it. What were you thinking,  bringing Lois here?

Clark: Lois was there when I touched the crystal. We need to find a portal back.

Kara: I did. Zor-El built me an escape hatch.

Clark: If you know a way out, then why are you still here?

Kara: I didn't want to make the same mistake that you did. Zoners got out when you left. They're just waiting for me to open the portal again.

Clark: So you stayed here all this time, fending for your life to protect Earth?

Kara: Your lifeline. You lose it, you die. She better be able to fight. 495EE388.JPG

Clark: She won't have to. We're sending her back.

Kara: How many innocent lives is she worth to you?

Clark: Why are you acting like this? What happened to you, Kara?

495EE3AC.JPGKara: The same thing that would have happened to you had you been here for more than a day. The portal stays closed.

Clark: She doesn't belong here! She's not one of us, Kara. I'll guard the gate, but she's goin' home!

Lois: Oh, my god. Kara. [ Breathing heavily ] They've abducted you, too?

Chloe: You know, Oliver, for a guy with three cell phones, you sure are hard to get a hold of.

Oliver: Chloe, hey. You know, the captain hasn't even turned off the "fasten seat belt" sign yet. What warrants this visit out to the tarmac, huh?

Chloe: Clark and Lois disappeared this morning.

Oliver: Did you check The Planet? I'm sure they're just out chasing fire trucks again.

Chloe: Yeah, I checked everywhere. I think it has something to do with this. It's Clark's crystal. It's his link to his Kryptonian heritage.

Oliver: Yeah. Look, uh, when it comes to Clark's...that, I, uh -- I steer clear.

Chloe: I need you to steal a piece of equipment, Oliver. It powers this crystal. Now, I think that if I can gain access 495EE3F5.JPGto the crystal's database, I may be able to reverse its effects.

Oliver: [ Chuckles ] That's your plan, Chloe? You're gonna hack into alien technology? Come on. That's a bit ambitious, isn't it, even for you?

Chloe: There is no door number two.  This is my only option.

Oliver: Well, look, even if that thing is responsible for their disappearance, I don't think Clark would want you messing with it, Chloe. That stuff is dangerous.

Chloe:  I'm not messing with anything. I know what I'm doing.

Oliver: What are you not telling me, huh?

Chloe: I don't have time to explain. Are you gonna steal the generator or not?

Oliver: All right, who does this fancy piece of equipment belong to?

Chloe: Tess Mercer.

Oliver: Mercy? Well, why didn't you just say so?

Lois: So, first Kara, then Clark and I. It's like the Kent Farm's ground zero for alien abductions.

495EE436.JPGClark: The important thing is we get out of here. You go ahead with Kara.

Lois: Actually, I think I'll stick by you and your right hook.

Kara: You can't! He's guarding the entrance so we can open the portal.

Clark: It's okay, Lois. I'll be right behind you.

Lois: You better be! [ Breathing heavily ]

Kara: The altar's this way.

Lois: This is our DeLorean?

Kara: We just have to touch it. 495EE483.JPG

[ Creature growling ]

Clark: [ Gasps and screams in pain]

Lois: Clark! He needs us!

Kara: No! He'll be fine. You have to go. [ Breathing heavily ]

495EE4CB.JPG[ Air whooshing ]

Lois: We can't leave yet, Kara.  We have to wait for Clark.

Kara: Lois, there's no time! Go!

[ Growling ]

Lois: Clark? Clark.

[ Wings flapping ]

[ Air whooshing ]

Lois/Faora: This'll do.

Tess: [ Scoffs ] Well, look who decided to show up to work today. Oh, I'm sorry.  Am I bothering you?

Lois/Faora:  I need to find my son.

Tess: Your son? I have to admit, it's difficult to imagine a mini-Lois running around.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Tess: You mind me asking who the father is?

Lois/Faora:  A great leader -- General Zod. Our creation arrived here attached to the Kryptonian spacecraft housing the baby Kal-El.

Tess: A Kryptonian spacecraft. Well, that makes perfect sense.

Lois/Faora:  You know about it?

Tess: Absolutely. I can connect you with your son.

495EE5DC.JPGLois/Faora:  Tell me what you know.

Tess: I'm actually searching for a Kryptonian artifact myself. A crystal was stolen from me, diamond-shaped, and I think --

Lois/Faora:   You want to exploit me?

Tess: Of course not. We'd be partners. We could combine our resources.

Lois/Faora:  You're lying. You're worthless to me.

[ Air whooshes ]

Clark: [ Groaning ] 495EE60B.JPG

Kara: Kal-El.

Clark: No. I thought you got out!

Kara: A wraith escaped.

Clark: I'll get you out of here.

Kara: [ Grunting ] Open the portal. Get out before more prisoners come. 495EE623.JPG

Clark: No, Kara. They'll kill you.

Kara: Kal-El, look at me.

Clark: [ Grunts ]

Kara: It was my destiny to find you and protect you, not the other way around. Go.

Clark: I'm not going anywhere.

Chloe: Lois! Are you okay?

Lois/Faora:  I read your articles, Chloe Sullivan. What do you know about the Kryptonian spacecraft that landed in Smallville?

Chloe: Where's Clark?

Lois/Faora:  The man you call Clark will die in the prison his father created.

Chloe: What did you do with Lois?

Lois/Faora:  I needed her vessel. Not my first choice, but surprisingly flexible.

Chloe: And you would be...

Lois/Faora:  Faora... wife of Zod. 495EE66A.JPG

[ Air whooshes ]

[ Gasps ]

Lois/Faora:  Where's my son? Tell me where he is or suffer the consequences.

Chloe: I don't know what you're talking about. Please let me go.[ Gasping ]

Lois/Faora:  You must know more. 495EE68B.JPG

Chloe: [ Choking ] I can't breathe. [ Gasping ]

Lois/Faora:  Thank you.

[ Air whooshes ]

[ Gun cocks ]

Tess: So not the night to mess with me.

Oliver: No "hello"? No "how are ya?"

Tess: What do you know about the crystal?

Oliver: That depends. How good is your shot?

Tess: Who do you work for?

Oliver: I'm self-employed. It's sort of an occupational safety hazard.

Tess: Oh. Well, then you know that getting blood out of leather can be a total bitch.

Oliver: Don't worry. You can't move now, but in a couple of minutes, you'll be back to your normal, cuddly, charming self. Thank you, I'll see myself out.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Doctor: Excuse me, Miss?  This area is restricted.

Lois/Faora:  Please. That's my son.

495EE6EF.JPGDavis: There you go, and now all your friends are gonna be envious. High five. Yeah! Okay. Now she's gonna have to find your dad, okay?

Lois/Faora:  You helped him.

Davis: Hey. What are you doing here, Lois?

Lois/Faora:  I might ask you that question. 495EE715.JPG

Davis: [ Chuckles ] Is everything okay?

Lois/Faora:  I don't understand. All that human carnage. Is that not your doing?

Davis: Maybe we need to find you a doctor.

Lois/Faora:  All I need is you, my son. Mother's here.

Oliver: Phantom Zone, huh? Seriously, who names these things?

Chloe: Picture an alien Alcatraz, and if I don't bail Clark out soon, who knows what kind of havoc Lo-bot will leave in her wake.

Oliver: Yeah. That still doesn't explain how you're hacking into that crystal, Chloe.  It's not hooked up to anything.  There's no computer here.

Chloe: Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so.  Stay back. 495EE875.JPG

[ Air whooshing ]

Oliver: Chloe? Chloe, you're bleeding.

[ Air whooshing ]

Oliver: All right, you know what? Chloe, we're done here!

Clark: [ Grunting ] Kara? You have to stay strong.

Kara: Look. Take my blood.

Clark: No.

Kara: It'll open the portal and take you home, okay?

Clark: You are my home. Do you hear me? You're my family. You make me feel like I actually belong. 495EE8C1.JPG

[ Air whooshing ]

Kara: Aah!

Clark: Kara, grab my hand! Please. Kara, I can't let you die here!  You're meant for more than to rot away in the Phantom Zone. Please.

Kara: [ Grunts ]

Chloe: [ Breathing heavily ]

Clark: Chloe. Are you okay?

Chloe: I'm fine.

Clark: Chloe, what did you do?

Chloe: It doesn't matter. You're safe now, and I see you snuck something through Customs.

Clark: Where's Lois? Have you seen her? Is she all right?

Chloe: Far from it. She was infected by something.  Does the name Faora ring any bells? Strong, quick, hater of man?

495EE90A.JPGKara: Zod's wife.

Chloe: Yeah. The wraith that escaped.

Clark: I need you to go to Metropolis Police Department. Find John Jones. Ask him for his crystal. He'll know what you mean.

Chloe: Hey, Clark, just a heads-up -- Lois has all of your abilities without any of your inhibitions.

Clark: Don't worry. I can handle Lois.

Davis: Here -- this won't sober you up, but it'll help clear away the cobwebs.

Lois/Faora:  You don't recognize me... but you are the spitting image of your father.

Davis: Okay. Lois, you got to reason with me. What kind of drugs did you take -- pills, powder, paste? 495EE941.JPG Don't tell me you injected anything.

Lois/Faora:  You don't know who you are. You experience blackouts? Hours of your life mysteriously lost? Your body's still evolving.

Davis: Okay, um... How do you know that?

Lois/Faora:  Before we were phantoms, Zod and I were unable to have children. So we created you.

Davis: You, uh, created me...

Lois/Faora:   You arrived here as genetic matter, containing our planet's most powerful life-forms... so that, in time, you would evolve to become Earth's ultimate destroyer. 495EE971.JPG

Davis: [ Chuckles ] I drive an ambulance.

Lois/Faora:  The duty of a child is to continue the legacy his parents began. Our family is meant to take this planet as our own. And after seeing you with these humans, I realize that you are still too weak to fulfill your destiny.

495EE9B4.JPGDavis: [ Gasps ]

Lois/Faora:  Trust me, my son. That which kills you makes you stronger.

Davis: [ Inhales sharply ]

Lois/Faora:  I'll be back when you're ready.

[ Air whooshes ]

Clark: I've been looking for you.

Lois/Faora:  You're too late, Kal-El. Zod may be gone, but our creation will destroy your world.

Clark: Lois, I know you're in there.

Lois/Faora:  Remind me, Kal-El -- did Jor-El and Lara come looking for you? Of course not. They didn't love you like I love my son.

Clark: This is all my fault, Lois. I'm sorry.

Lois/Faora:  You have feelings for this creature I inhabit. 495EE9F7.JPG[ Scoffs ] Like father, like son.

Clark: [ Groaning ]

[ Air whooshes ]

Clark: Aah! Lois, stop.

Lois/Faora:  Lois can't hear you.

Clark: [ Gasping ]

[ Air whooshing ]

Lois/Faora:  Aah! 495EEA24.JPG

Clark: [ Coughs ]

Clark and Lois: [ Both exhale sharply ]

Kara: [ Breathing heavily ] Does that mean she's okay?

Clark: I don't know. I hope so.

Davis: [ Inhales sharply ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

Lois: I just came from Tess. I got a raise.

Clark: Why would she give you a raise?

Lois: Because I'm me. Hello.

Clark: Right, but... it feels kind of random, doesn't it?

Lois: Aw, hang in there, Smallville. You just have to pay your dues until the boss sees that you can photocopy like the best of them.

Clark: Did you see Tess yesterday?

Lois: Beats me. All I remember is touching that rock, having some "Arabian Nights" acid trip, and waking up very confused.

Clark: It was pretty intense hallucination, even for you.

Lois: So I passed out, just like that?

Clark: It was probably a blood-sugar thing. Lois, the best part about you living at the farm is I can keep an eye on you.

Lois: Yeah, about that -- 495F03C5.JPGchange of plans. Nothing against you. It's just this raise means I can afford a place, you know, without farm animals.

Clark: Does this have anything to do with the hallucination you had?

Lois: Yeah, right.  It was a dream. It's called make-believe. What other reality stars you as my knight in shining armor?

Clark: I was your knight in shining armor?

Lois: Like I said, "crazy."

Man: Kent. Miss Mercer wants to see you.

[ Knock on door ]

Tess: I shouldn't have underestimated Lois. She really blew me away yesterday.

495F03F1.JPGClark: So you did see her.

Tess: You know, just when I thought she couldn't get an interesting bone in her body, she starts going on about a Kryptonian spacecraft carrying someone called Kal-El?

Clark: Well, she hit her head. She was hallucinating.

Tess: I'm sure Chloe told you that I stopped by your farm? It's a hell of a muddy driveway you got there. You were the last one to see Lex alive, weren't you? This was taken in the arctic. If the boot fits...

Clark: A lot of people have work boots. You don't think I was in the arctic based on these pictures.

Tess: I think there's a lot more to Clark Kent that even Clark Kent doesn't want to admit.

Clark: A farmer turned journalist -- not a very interesting story. 495F0445.JPG

Tess: I know that you're hiding something about his disappearance. And I can't wait for the day when you realize that you and I are on the same side and that maybe it's not in your best interests to lie to your boss.

Clark: If you want to fire me, Miss Mercer, go ahead. I have nothing more to tell you about this.

Tess: Clark, I don't want to fire you. I want to trust you. And I want to know why Lex didn't. In time, I'm sure the truth will reveal itself.

[ Crickets chirping ]

[ Door closes ]

Oliver: Hallmark didn't have any, uh, "Welcome back to Earth" cards, so...

Clark: Olive495F0475.JPGr. It's nice to see everyone has a key to this place.

Oliver: [ Chuckles ]

Clark: I spoke to Chloe. She said if it wasn't for you, I probably wouldn't be here right now. Thanks.

Oliver: Actually, uh, if it wasn't for Chloe tweaking into a supercomputer, you wouldn't be here right now. Her eyes turned white, and then she, uh --with one hand, mind you -- pushed me into the other room. So, uh, what happened to her?

Clark: It's Brainiac -- He infected her somehow.

Oliver: What are you doing about this?

Clark: Everything I can. I've tried to talk to her, but I can't control her life.

Oliver: Her life? It's not her life anymore, Clark. She's living yours. Chloe's knee-deep in these situations that --  pardon the expression, but humans just don't understand. As her best friend... make her stop before she gets hurt.

Kara: Looks like someone's got cold feet. He's not even at the frozen tundra yet. 495F04A9.JPG

Clark: After what this crystal did to Lois and I, there's no way I can trust it to rebuild the fortress.

Kara: So, did your adventure with Lois end with you telling her your secret?

Clark: Not exactly. All I ever wanted was to keep Lois away from my secret. But yesterday, that nearly got her killed.

Kara: You want your cousin's two cents? Lois can handle it. She's tough... 495F04FF.JPGand strong. You wouldn't have let her get so close if you didn't think so, too.

Clark: I was beginning to miss these family lectures.

Kara: [ Sighs ] I'm leaving Smallville.

Clark: Kara, you just got back.

Kara: When I was in that Hell hole, I heard rumors that Kandor still exists. Kal-El, I think that a part of our civilization may have survived before the explosion. If I can find that city, I can save our bloodline.

Clark: Then I'll go with you.

Kara: Kal-El, there is a reason that you were sent to Earth and raised as a member of the Kent family. Your path is on Earth, living amongst the humans and inspiring mankind.

Clark: Kara, we can do all of this together.

Kara: We can't. I don't fit in here. My journey is somewhere else.

495F0544.JPGClark: I'm gonna miss you.

Kara: See? You're always with me, close to my heart.

[ Air whooshes ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

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