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First aired November
Lana: How tasteless is this? I think they even used real meteor rock.
Chloe: The American version of closure. You can only get over your grief
when you figure out how to merchandise your tragedy. Ooh! Cotton
Chloe: Come on.
Chloe: Hi. One cotton candy, please.
Lana: Sometimes I think it'd be nice to get away from all this. Maybe
Clark was right, just leave it all behind.
Chloe: And we almost went through an entire day without mentioning our
favorite farm boy.
Lana: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to throw a wet towel over our girls' day
Chloe: It's okay. I just feel I should take this moment to state
something very obvious. Clark not dating you was his loss, not yours. Okay?
Seth: Lana Lang! Hey!
Seth: Lana Lang, you want to show off your arm? Amaze and astound your
Lana: Sure, why not?
Seth: I'll let you in on a little secret, too. The game's
Seth: Magnets. Just get it close. I'll slip you a prize.
Lana: Won't you get in trouble for that?
Seth: Oh no, it's the, uh, last day of the fair, you know? What are they
Chloe: I rest my case.
Lana: Seth is my lab partner.
Chloe: Yeah, and he's also had a crush on you for forever. Isn't he the
one that used to spell your name out with spaghetti?
Lana: Yeah, that was in sixth grade. And now he's into, like, cars,
comics, and Game Cubes. What exactly do we have in common?
Chloe: I don't know.
Chloe: He's cute, though. Why not? Expand your horizons. Go for it.
Lana: All right.
Chloe: Aim, aim.
Lana: I am aiming!
Lana: I give up.
Seth: Here. For a fine effort.
Lana: Oh, Seth, I--
Seth: You don't like it?
Man: I'll take it.
Seth: Uh, I'm-I'm sorry, sir, but you have to win first.
Man: Oh, yeah? Like her?
Seth: Um, I-I think you should-should leave.
Man: Yeah? I'd like to see you make me.
Lana: Here, just take it. Leave him alone.
Man: You gonna let your chick do your fighting for you? Come on,
punk. What you got?
Man: I'm gonna tear you apart!
Lana: Get security!
Lana: Seth. Oh, my God. Someone call an ambulance! Seth?
Doctor: Okay, Seth, just relax and try not to move.
Seth: I'm feeling a little claustrophobic in here.
Doctor: It's completely normal. I'm about to turn on the MRI. You're
gonna hear some noises and we'll be done before you know it.
Seth: What's that? What's happening? Is that normal?
Doctor: It's just the magnetic field being activated. Nothing to worry
Seth: Aaah! Help! Help!
Doctor: Hold on!
Orderly: I need a nurse in here now!
Orderly: I need some help in here stat!
Lana: Seth, what happened? Are you okay?
Lana: Chloe was right. You really are cute.
Lex: T.B. records? I'm a little confused. I asked you to look into
the tenement fire that killed my grandparents and you brought me the history
of my father's childhood inoculations.
Mason: Hey, these things take time.
Lex: Especially when you're billing by the hour.
Mason: Yeah, well, the information I pulled? It's not the records that
are important. It's the list of the individuals who've accessed them. Turns
out I'm not the only one looking into the Luthor family history.
Lana: Either you're really excited about your Jell-O or you're felling a
Seth: I feel great, actually.
Lana: Yeah, your cut looks amazing.
Clark: You should see the MRI machine. It's a TKO.
Lana: Yeah, do they know what happened?
Seth: Um, I guess something interfered with the magnetic field. Must've
just been an old machine, I guess.
Seth: Sorry for ruining your day at the fair, too. Thanks for bringing me
to the hospital.
Lana: No, I was happy to help.
Seth: Um... you know, I-I'd really like to make it up to you. Maybe
take you out some time?
Lana: Seth, you don't-- you don't have to.
Lana: Well, okay. How about tonight?
Lana: Clark, what's the rush? You're not upset that Seth asked me out,
Clark: No. It's great.
Lana: I'm glad you think so because last time I checked, you and I were
Clark: Lana, it's fine. Really, it's not problem. I just-- I gotta
Jonathan: Hello, sweetheart.
Martha: Hi, baby.
Jonathan: Oh, something must be wrong if he stuck his head in the
refrigerator and didn't eat the last piece of cherry pie.
Clark: It's nothing. It's just Lana. Seth Nelson asked her out.
Martha: What did she say?
Clark: She said yes so fast it gave me whiplash.
Jonathan: Look, Clark, jealousy is a tough emotion.
Clark: Dad, I'm not jealous.
Clark: Well, maybe a little bit. But... look, he asked her out on a date
right in front of me. I just find it hard to believe she'd say yes.
Jonathan: Clark, you made a really tough decision, son. You didn't want
to put Lana in any more danger, but you can't have it both ways. Now, if
you're not willing to go out with Lana, then she's perfectly free to go out
with whoever she wants.
Martha: I guess you have to accept it.
Chloe: Finally. I didn't think you were gonna show. Not that Clark Kent
ever operates on the same speed as the rest of the world.
Lex: Interesting observation, Chloe.
Chloe: Hey, Lex. Uh, Clark's not here obviously.
Lex: Actually I was looking for you. It's come to my attention that
you've been checking into my father. I saw your name on the Metropolis
County Records log.
Chloe: Oh, yeah that. Um, I'm just writing a story on him for
Lex: Oh, really? A story that involves obscure childhood medical records?
Chloe: Just trying to be thorough.
Lex: The mark of a good reporter. And you are a good reporter, Chloe. So
good, apparently, that my father pulled strings to make you the youngest
columnist in the history of the Daily Planet.
Chloe: What do you want, Lex?
Lex: I'm just curious. I'm wondering why a high school reporter is
digging so deeply into my father's past. Maybe I'll just ask him about it at
Lex starts to leave.
Chloe: Go ahead. Since the only way you could've found out about
those records is if you looked into them yourself.
Lex: At least I'm prepared for what I might find. I'm not so sure you
realize what you've gotten yourself into.
Clark: Lana. I owe you an apology. It did bother me when Seth asked you
out. But I have to get used to the idea that you're gonna be dating other
Lana: I'm sorry too, Clark. I didn't mean for that to happen right in
front of you. Truthfully, I don't even know why I agreed to go out with
Seth. Maybe I was just subconsciously trying to make you jealous.
Clark: So you're not really into him.
Lana: He's a nice enough guy... There aren't any sparks. He's gonna
be here any second to pick me up.
Clark: Lana, I know I should stay out of it, but if you don't feel that
way about Seth, it's not right to lead him on.
Seth: Lana? Hey. Ready to go?
Lana: Seth, hi.
Lana: Maybe we should sit down.
Lana: I don't know how to say this. I know I said I could go with you,
but I can't. I really am sorry.
Seth: It's not a problem. It's just that you're always so busy, you
Seth: You owe it to yourself to take a break. Have a little bit of
Lana: You know what? You're right. I'd love to go out with you.
Hey, could you cover me?
Waitress: Sure, no problem.
Lana: Seth, what are we doing here? The fair's closed for the season.
Seth: It is, but they don't take the rides away for a few more days.
Lana: And how are we supposed to get in?
Seth: Um, turn around. It's a surprise.
Lana: How did you do that?
Seth: I guess the no-peeking rule wasn't really clear. Can you keep
a big secret?
Lana: What do you mean?
Seth: You know after that guy hit me and I went to the hospital? I all of
a sudden got these strange powers. It's like I can warp an electromagnetic
field. I don't know, it was after the MRI, and it was like, all of a
sudden I could move metal objects like a magnet.
Lana: Can you do it all the time?
Seth: Only when I concentrate. Am I scaring you?
Lana: Maybe in the past you would be, but actually I think it's kinda
Seth: Thanks for not thinking I'm a freak.
Lana: Thanks for being honest with me. It really means a lot.
Seth: Let's go. I love this ride.
Lana: Yeah, me too. It reminds me that there's a world out there beyond
Smallville. I'm gonna leave one day.
Seth: I can't believe you're here with me. Even though I've always
thought we've had a connection.
Lana: Yeah, me too. I never realized it was this strong.
Seth: I-I'm sorry. I'm moving too fast. I-I'll stop.
Lana: Aah! Oh, my God! Seth, you're crazy!
Lana: Aah! Seth, what's going on? You're making me nauseous. Whoa.
Clark, what are you doing here?
Clark: Well, I heard screaming. Um, I thought you were in trouble so I
pulled the switch.
Lana: What switch? I didn't hear the motor go off.
Seth: Do you always come to the fair when it's closed, Clark?
Lana: Did you follow us here? Clark, are you stalking me?
Seth: Better find a new hobby, Clark.
Seth: You actually dated that loser?
Clark: Nice trick.
Seth: Haven't you got anything better to do than follow me around, Clark?
Clark: You can control metal objects, can't you, Seth?
Seth: So what if I can?
Clark: And you've got some kind of hold over Lana.
Seth: I hate to poke a hole in your little theory, Clark. Lana's
not made out of steel.
Clark: Well, I don't know how you're doing it, but I'm not gonna let you
force Lana to be with you.
Seth: I'm not forcing her to do anything. I'm just a persuasive guy, and
Lana's on the rebound. It's not my fault you blew it, Clark.
Clark: She's not into you, Seth.
Seth: Could've fooled me. Look, Lana's all I've ever thought about, okay?
And now she's mine, and you're just gonna have to deal with it.
Clark: I'm warning you, Seth. Stay away from Lana.
Seth: And I'm warning you. Leave us alone. You have no idea what I'm
Young man: Whoa!
Chloe: So you think that the meteor flakes from the snow globe plus the
MRI equals magnet boy?
Chloe: Okay, well, assuming we can prove that Seth can manipulate metal
with his mind, what does that have to do with Lana's sudden Seth
Clark: Her attraction to him has something to do with the accident.
Chloe: Or Lana could just think he's really hot. Seriously, I mean,
I know you don't want to admit it, but it's possible that Lana just really
Clark: Chloe, they have nothing in common--
Clark: He's always been around, but they barely know each other.
Chloe: Well, except for the past two years, you could be describing
Clark: I found it. Look at this. The electromagnetic activity in
Seth's nervous system is higher after the MRI.
Chloe: Well, that explains the walking magnet theory. Why didn't the
doctors flag it?
Clark: According to this, they chalked it up to an accident. They're
gonna keep an eye on him for a few weeks.
Chloe: Well, uh, okay. Let's head back to the Torch so we can check up on
the effects of electromagnetism on the body.
Doctor: What's going on? What are you two doing in here?
Chloe: Nothing. Uh, sorry, we were just taking a break from candy
Doctor: This is a hospital, young lady. Volunteering is about helping
patients, not about make-out sessions in the file room, okay?
Chloe: A good reporter always thinks on her feet.
Lana: I heard you warned Seth to stay away from me. First you follow us
to the fair and now this? Who do you think you are, Clark?
Clark: Lana, I had to. Seth is different. He was affected by the MRI. It
somehow made him magnetic.
Lana: I know that, Clark. Seth showed me. He's been completely honest
about his abilities and I think it's great.
Clark: Well, it's not just metal. I think he's affecting you too. He's
using his powers to make you like him.
Lana: Don't be ridiculous.
Clark: Lana, your brain is like a circuit board of magnetic impulses, and
Chloe and I think--
Lana: You talked to Chloe about this?!
Clark: --that it's like he's a giant magnet, and he's able to control
those impulses, make your brain secrete the--the chemicals that control your
Lana: That's crazy.
Clark: Lana, the brain release chemicals that control depression and
hunger. Why not attraction?
Lana: Seth isn't touching me now. But I am beginning to care more
about him than I have for any other guy. Ever. So how do you explain that?
Clark: I don't know. Maybe it's like metal. The longer a magnet stays in
contact with metal, the longer the effects last.
Lana: Look, Clark, if you don't want to date me, that's fine. But to make
up some crazy theory so I don't go out with anyone else--
Clark: Lana, that's not it!
Lana: I came here to tell you that who I date is none of your business.
Clark: Lana, Seth is dangerous.
Lana: No, Clark, you are! We're not together anymore, and that was your
choice. So let me go.
Mason: Go ahead, call the cops. The first question they're gonna ask is
why would a person like me break into a high school newspaper? Whatever
could I be looking for?
Chloe: Who are you? What do you want?
Mason: Let's just say that I'm working for someone who's interested in
the same thing you are.
Chloe: Which Luthor sent you?
Mason: Now, why would you jump to that conclusion, Chloe?
Chloe: Wait, what do you think you're doing?
Mason: Something I doubt that you'll want to tell the police about. You
have a nice night.
Seth: I gotta say, I like the new Lana.
Lana: I took your advice and splurged on a whole new wardrobe.
Seth: I can't wait to see the rest later.
Lana: I'll give you a fashion show.
Seth: You know how you said you wanted to get out of Smallville someday?
Why not today?
Lana: Are you serious? Where do you want to go?
Seth: I don't know. I figured we'd just see where the road takes us. What
do you say?
Lana: I'd go anywhere with you.
Seth: You know, we're, uh, probably gonna need some money.
Lana: I think I've got that covered.
Seth: Right. Meet me out back. I've got a surprise for you,
Lex: What are you doing? Cleaning us out?
Lana: Taking an advance on my share of the profits.
Lex: Okay, joke's over. Put the money back.
Lana: I'm not joking, Lex. I need the cash. Seth and I are leaving
Lex: Lana, you can't be serious.
Lana: I can't stay in Smallville for a coffee shop, Lex. Try to
understand. My whole family's gone, my friends have changed. I found someone
who really wants to be with me, who trusts me. For the first time in a long
time, I don't feel like I'm alone.
Seth: Hop in.
Lex: Pretty sweet ride for a 16-year-old. Lana, you're making a
Lana: Have a nice life, Lex.
Clark: Where's Lana?
Lex: Leaving town with her new boyfriend. She just cleared out the
register. Don't worry, Clark. I'm calling the sheriff. They won't even
make it out of town.
Lana: What happened? What's wrong?
Seth: We're stuck. Look at it. It's like the road melted. I can't believe
Lana: Oh, my God. Seth, it's the sheriff. What are we gonna do?
Seth: Don't worry, okay? We're gonna be together. Trust me.
Adams: Lana Lang. Remain in the vehicle and put your hands on the
Lana: Clark you were right. I didn't believe you before, but now...
Clark: It's okay. Lana, we all make mistakes. Believe me. Sheriff Adams
knows that you didn't steal the car, and Lex has a lawyer working on the
Lana: I was so mean to you. You still didn't give up on me.
Clark: Do you have any idea where Seth went?
Lana: Um, well, he's got a brother in Grandville, works at a diner. We
were gonna stay with him. Clark. Thank you.
Chloe: You're a Luthor, so it's a given that you're unscrupulous, but I
really thought that petty larceny was beneath you, Lex.
Lex: Can you be a little more specific with the charge?
Lex starts down the stairs.
Chloe: I caught some creep in my office trying steal one of my
computers. I figured either you or your father hired him.
Lex: But you're accusing me.
Chloe: You're what they euphemistically call the lesser of two evils.
Lex: I admire your take-charge attitude. Barging in here and accusing me
took guts... or sheer stupidity. What do you say we pay a visit to your, uh,
Chloe: How did he die?
Lex: Natural causes. Apparently his heart just gave out.
Chloe: And you believe that?
Lex: Given what he was looking into, I doubt there was anything natural
about his death.
Chloe: How do I know you're not just playing me here?
Lex: You're right, Chloe. I could be. I often bring high school
girls to the morgue to show them what happens when trained professionals
cross my father.
Chloe: Well, there's nothing in my files worth killing for.
Lex: We've got a corpse here that says you're wrong. Chloe, you're
involved in a very dangerous game. I can protect you.
Chloe: Yeah. Like you protected him?
Lex: Mason knew the risks of tangling with my father. You clearly don't.
I'm the only choice you've got.
Officer: Hey, what are you doing in here?! You're not supposed to-- Ah!
Lana: Seth! I'm so happy you're here.
Seth: Really? Because I just saw Clark leave and I thought maybe you were
having second thoughts about us.
Lana: Clark's my past. You're my future. Besides, I made up a story, told
him that you were headed to Grandville. He's probably halfway there by now.
Officer: Put your hands in the air!
Seth: Go on!
Clark: Seth doesn't have a brother who works in Grandville. Lana was
trying to throw me off his trail. She lied to me, right to my face and I
Martha: She's clearly not herself, Clark.
Clark: I know. I'm not angry. It's just I realize that that's what I've
been doing to her all this time.
Martha: You're feelings for Lana are not a lie.
Clark: Did I make the right decision pushing her away?
Martha: I don't know.
Clark: I miss the days when your answers were yes and no.
Martha: Me too.
Pete: Hey. Seth pulled a "Bonnie and Clyde" and broke Lana out of jail.
Pete: Yeah. The sheriff's got all the roads blocked.
Clark: She's gonna ruin her life being with him. I've gotta find them.
Martha: Clark, they could be hiding anywhere. They're a needle in a
Clark: Depends on the needle.
Lana: I can't believe you came back for me. You could've been caught.
Seth: I could never leave Smallville without you. You're all I've ever
Lana: Let's just go now and get out of here, just the two of us.
Seth: No, not yet. It's too dangerous. They take the rides out of here
tomorrow morning, okay? We'll slip away on one of the trucks. Come here.
Clark: You're not taking her anywhere.
Clark: I told you to stay away from her.
Lana: Clark. Let him go.
Lana: Let him go, Clark, or I swear I'll shoot. Get away from him,
Seth: Lana, I can handle it from here. Just go. Just meet me
Clark: You need help, Seth.
Seth: No, you're just saying that because you want Lana back. But you
can't have her. Looks like I'm not the only one with special powers.
Face it, Clark. You can't fight physics.
Clark: Neither can you!
Lex: Nice outfit.
Lana: It goes with the community service. Which is getting off easy after
what I did. Lex, thanks for all your help.
Lex: What good are lawyers if they can't jump through hoops? Any word on
your friend Seth?
Lana: He's still in a coma. Uh, they don't know what he'll remember if
and when he ever wakes up. Lex, I'm sorry I let you down. I can't defend my
behavior, magnetism or no magnetism. But I'd really like my job at the Talon
Lex: Done. I'm serious. The place needs you. And I make a lousy
Lex: Lana, I did a lot worse things than steal a sports car when I was
your age, and I'm the last guy to criticize someone for falling for the
wrong person. But I'm sure the right guy is out there.
Chloe: Lex. I was thinking about what you said, and I-I need your help.
Lex: All right, Chloe. You have the floor.
Chloe: It all started with the Wall of Weird. Your dad was interested in
the effects of the meteor rocks. He wanted me to start feeding him
information about the more bizarre incidents.
Lex: It's always been an obsession of his. But I can't imagine that's the
extent of your arrangement.
Chloe: He wanted me to spy on a friend.
Chloe: Does it matter? Clark.
Lex: And did you?
Chloe: Of course not. I would never do that. Clark is my friend, and I
told him that. But then he threatened to fire my dad. So I-I
figured that in order to get out of my agreement with him that I had to find
something on your father. You know, something damaging enough so that I
could blackmail Lionel Luthor.
Lex: That was a very dangerous decision.
Chloe: I know.
Lex: I'll protect you, Chloe. You have my word. But in order to do that,
I need to know what you found out about my father.
Chloe: Have you ever heard of a man named Morgan Edge?
Lex: Before he was killed, he was the biggest crime lord in Metropolis.
Chloe: He was also your father's closest childhood friend.
Lana: I, uh, came by to say thank you for saving me from Seth. And to
apologize. For real this time. I should've believed you, Clark. I'm sorry.
Clark: I know you weren't acting of your own free will.
Lana: Maybe. But even though I was under Seth's influence, part of me
always new you were right. I just kept telling myself that you were jealous.
I guess that's just the way I wanted you to feel.
Clark: It wasn't easy for me to see you with another guy.
Lana: Are you still sure you don't want to be that guy?
Lana: It's all right, Clark. I just-- I wanted to make sure before I told
you this. Even though my compass was way off with Seth... he still had
the courage to be honest with me.
Clark: Then he used his abilities to manipulate you.
Lana: I am not condoning what he did. Believe me, I'm paying for it. It
still felt good caring for someone and having my feelings returned. I want
Clark: I don't expect you to wait forever for me.
Lana: Good. Because one of these days, someone's gonna come along that's
right for me, and I'm going to want to be with that person. And you're gonna
have to deal with that.
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