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House Favorite Quotes

by Bridget

House-isms and Quotes

Season Two

"I know you like (Stacy), but there's a code --bros before hos, man." (Acceptance)

Clarence: My gut, it feels like I'm getting stabbed! House: Well, he would know. (Acceptance)

Foreman: What are we trying to hear? House: A tumor. Chase: They tend to keep quiet on account of them not having any mouths. (Autopsy)

"I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each others underwear." (Humpty Dumpty)

"Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with.  I am that good." (Humpty Dumpty)

"Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail." (TB or not TB)

Foreman: You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis. House: Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right. (Daddy's Boy)

Cameron: Who was that? House: Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that's sexy? (Daddy's Boy)

"What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts? (Spin)

"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor." (Spin)

"Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young." (Hunting)

"One caveat: I've now moved past threesomes. I'm into foursomes." (The Mistake)

 

 

 


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