You're
no longer useful to me.
J.D.: What are you talkin' about? Who are you?
Vaklav: Unhh!
[Struggling to breathe]
Woman: Ohhh...
Man: Is he still alive?
Other woman:
I think so.
Vaklav: Call 911.
THEME
Paige: Hey there. Uh,
can I borrow your car?
Mine's running on fumes.
Piper: Sorry. Mine is, too.
Leo: What? I just
filled it up.
Piper: Well, now it's empty.
Honey.
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: No. We're out of honey.
Put it on the list.
Paige: Well, much
as I'd like
to stay here
and watch you two
snipe at each other,
I don't want
to be late
for my interview.

Phoebe:
What interview?
Paige: Oh, social services.
I'm gonna try to get
my old job back.
Leo:
Why?
Paige: Why? Because I like
it, that's why.
Um, I only quit
because of the whole
magic thing.
But now that
we've got Billie
to help out...
Phoebe: I think
that's great.
Hey, maybe you could
help me adopt a child.
Paige:
What?
Phoebe: Well, yeah.
I'm sorta thinkin'
that adoption might
be my only
option at this point.
Paige:
Now, Phoebe,
that's ridiculous.
Phoebe: Why? What's wrong
with adoption?
You were adopted.
Piper: Ah. That reminds me.
We need eggs.
Phoebe: Oh, eggs I have.
It's the sperm
I'm missing.
Paige: Gross!

Phoebe:
[Sighs]
I'm just sayin'
I can't just back
and wait for love
to find me.
I gotta hurry up.
At least according
to my tea leaves.
Piper: Tea! Leo...
Leo: Tea. You already told me.

Paige: Sniping.
Leo: I wasn't sniping.
Phoebe: Oh, my God,
that's perfect.
Piper:
What?
Phoebe: Why didn't I think
of that before?
Gotta go.
Paige: How did I wind up
the only sane one here?
Piper:
[Snickers]
You're tellin' me.
Leo:
So, uh.
You want me to go
to the store with you?
Piper:
No. You should--oh!
I...think you
should pick up the kids.
No! I got it.
It's fine. I got it.
Thanks.

Paige: Hey! You're not
just gonna leave
like that, are you?
Leo: I tried to help
clean up, but, uh...
Paige: No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not talking
about the milk.
I'm talking about
you two. You've
been walking around
on pins and needles
for over a week now.
Why don't you guys
just talk?
Leo: You look--no offense, Paige, but it's really
none of your business.
Paige: Uh, actually, it is
because I live here,
too,
and this is
affecting us all.
Look, we know you
guys have this epic
destined marriage,
but it doesn't mean
that you're immune
to problems,
especially with
everything that's
gone on lately.
Leo: I know.
Paige: Well, if you know,
then why don't you do
something about it?
Leo: I've tried. We've tried,
and it always just
ends up in an argument.
Paige: Well, I don't know.
Why don't you try seeing
a marriage counselor?

Leo:
[Chuckles] We've tried
that once, too. Remember?
Paige:
[Sighs]
Try somebody else.
Try another one.
You guys owe it
to yourselves.
Leo: You know, I don't think
you're gonna have much
problem gettin' that job.
Paige: Well, unless
I get there soon, I am going to,
so please just
go talk to her?
Please?
Sam: Hello, Paige.
It's good to see you.
Paige: Sam?
Sam: "Sam"?
Don't you mean "Dad"?
Nurse: Multiple abrasions,
bruises, concussion.
Yet no internal
bleeding.
He's a lucky kid.
Although we haven't
been able to I.D.
him yet.
So for now,
he's a John Doe.
Vaklav: Have the authorities
been notified yet?
Nurse: Yeah, like,
over an hour ago.
Vaklav: Hmm. Well,
when he comes up
from the E.R.,
best put him
in a private room...
until we find out
who he really is.

Nurse: All right, Dr....
Vaklav: Vaklav.
I'm filling in
for Dr. Winfield.
Sam: His name's Jonathan David Williams.
Though he goes by J.D.
He's my charge,
a future whitelighter...
or...he was
supposed to be.
Paige: Yeah, and?
Sam: He disappeared in 1955.
I've heard nothing
from him since.
Not until
he was hit by a car
this morning
and rushed
to a hospital.

Paige: Well, How old is he?
Sam: The same age as he was then. He hasn't aged a day. I don't understand
it either, Paige, but I gotta believe that whoever or whatever made him
disappear 50 years ago doesn't want him found now. Which is why I need your
help.
Paige: You're a whitelighter. Why don't you just
orb him to safety?
Sam: No. Too many people
have seen him. It would
raise too many questions.

Paige: Well, what do you
want me to do?
Sam: Help me get him
out of there?
Maybe cast
a little spell?
Paige: What, I'm
the only witch you know?
Sam: You are my daughter.
Paige: Genetically...maybe.
Look, I can't do this
right now.
I'm late for
a job interview. OK?
Sam: An interview? Why
do you need a job?
You're a witch,
a whitelighter.
Paige: Maybe if you came around
more than once every 3 years,
you would know this
about
your daughter.
Sam:
Look. I'm sorry, Paige.
I just...
I--I didn't
want to intrude.
Paige: Whatever. Doesn't matter.
I'll call Phoebe,
see if she can help. Ok?
Phoebe: Paige, can't Billie do it?
I mean, I'm kinda
in the middle
of something,
and isn't she
our magical
go-to girl?
Paige: No. She was up
all night trying
to find her sister,
which I why
I was hoping that you--

Phoebe: Would you
describe me
as gregarious?
Paige: No. I would
describe you
as evasive.
Where are you,
anyway?
Phoebe: Um...I'm
just exploring
my options,
but don't worry,
I'm not committing.
Paige: Not committing
to what?
Wendy: How we doin'?
Phoebe: Oops. I gotta go.
Paige: Phoebe! Phoebe!
Who's gonna help Sam?
Phoebe: You know what?
I don't know.
He's your
dad.
Paige: No, he's not!
Phoebe: Sorry.
Sam: What'd she say?
Wendy: Ok. Here you go.
Phoebe: So, uh...
what's next?
Wendy: What's next is
we try to match you up
with the perfect donor.

Phoebe: Do you think I'm gonna
get to meet him?
Wendy: This isn't a dating service,
Ms. Halliwell.
It's a sperm bank.
Phoebe: Right.
Right.
Piper: I blame
you for this, you know.
You're the one
that had to open
your big yap to Leo.
Don't you remember
what happened
the last time
we went to marriage
counseling?
Paige: Jeesh, I was just
tryin' to help. Don't
go if you don't want.
Piper: Oh, no.
We're goin' now.
Only this time,
we're goin' to
some magical quack
that Leo knows.
Leo: He's not a quack,
he's a soothsayer.

Piper: Like I said.
Which way?
Paige: So, what,
you're not
gonna help me
get Sam's charge
out of the hospital?
Piper: Uh...no.
Uh, why
don't you try
Agent Murphy?
Maybe he
can help you.
If he had enough
clout to get our
identities back,
he should be able
to help you out
with this.

Paige: Well, what about
my job interview?
Piper: Don't ask me.
Ask your dad.
Paige: He's not my--
[Sighs]
Never mind.
Sam: Shall we go?
Piper: Any idea where
this soothsayer's
hiding?
Leo: No. I just know
that he hangs out
here.
Piper: O...K...
and how exactly
do you know this guy?
Leo: From my whitelighter
years.
Piper: Huh.
Leo: Trust me...
all right?
He's helped plenty
of magical
couples over the years.
Piper:
[Sighs] Leo,
I don't know
about this.

Leo: It's worth a try,
isn't it?
Piper:
[Sighs] Actually,
you know what? We've
been through worse,
and we should be able
to fix this ourselves.
Leo: Ok, but we haven't,
have we?
Piper: [Sighs]
Leo: You
know? Look, we're just a little out of sync, that's all. It
happens. You know, there's
nothing wrong
getting
some outside help
once in a while.
We owe it
to ourselves.
Soothsayer: Flowers are not
so much different
from marriages,
really.
If you don't
tend to them...
nourish them...
they wither.
Paige: 3:30 is perfect.
Thank you so much
for rescheduling.
I really appreciate it.
Ok. Bye.
Sam: I don't understand
why we couldn't
just orb here.
It would've been
a lot faster.
Paige: You want my help,
you drive like
everybody else.

Sam:
We're not like
everybody else.
Paige: Shh! Speak
for yourself.
Agent Murphy: Paige.
Paige: Oh, sorry we're late.
Really horrible traffic.
Sam: 'Course,
that could've
been avoided.
Paige: Sam, Agent Murphy.
Agent Murphy, Sam.
Long story short,
Sam's charge was hit
by a car,
and he's here
in the hospital.
We need you
to check him out
before something bad
happens to
him.
Sam: Well, that was short
Agent Murphy:
[Chuckles]
Hold on a sec.
Wait. Your charge?
Paige: Uh, Sam's basically
a guardian angel.
We call it
a whitelighter.
Sam: Like Paige is.
Paige: But I want to be
a social worker.
Sam: But that isn't what
you were born to be!
Paige: Don't make me regret
saving you 3 years ago.
Agent Murphy: You two related
or something?
Paige: No.

Sam: Yes.
Paige: Anyway. Ok.
We need you to
get J.D. out of here
as soon as possible
before this demon
comes for him.
Agent Murphy: Demon? What demon?
Vaklav: Is that
a private room?
Nurse: Yes, Doctor.
Sam: There's my charge.
There's J.D.
Agent Murphy: Dirty boots.
Doctors don't wear
dirty boots.
Freeze! Don't move.

Paige:
[Coughing]
What happened?
[Alarm blaring]
Paige: OK, why would a demon take him out of 1955, only to try to kill him
now?
Sam:
[Sighs] He must've gotten something out of
keeping J.D. alive
all these years.
Paige: Yeah, but...what?
And why hasn't he aged? That's...creepy,
even by our standards.
Sam: Now you know
why I came to you.
Paige: Well...just heal him.
Maybe he'll know
something.
Sam: No. I don't want him
awake.
Paige: Why not?
Sam: Because he'll wake up
50 years in the future,
that's why.
I don't want him
to freak out.
He'll take off.
I know him.
Barely got him
to trust me
before he disappeared.
Paige: Well, I thought
you said he was
a future whitelighter.
Sam: Yeah, if I can keep him out of trouble, which ... I obviously haven't
done a very good job of.
Paige: Well, I surrounded
this room with crystals,
so he's safe here.
It'll gives some
time to figure out
who this demon is.
Sam: But how? We didn't get
a good look at him,
and if there's
nothing
in the Book of Shadows...
Paige: Agent Murphy might
have some leads.
He told me this
wasn't the first case
he'd heard of
where someone just
vanished into in air.
Sam: What part of the government
does he work for, exactly?
Paige: Uhhh..
the supercreepy part.
[Sighs] Look, he's
helped us out
some magical problems. OK, we trust him,
he trusts us.
I'm gonna go
talk to him,
see what he knows,
and, uh...
I'll call you. Ok?
Sam: The whitelighter way?
Paige: No, Sam,
the regular way.
Answer the phone
if it rings.
Soothsayer:
Their wings
old and tired,
the 2 butterflies
clung to a broken
branch.
And together,
they floated
down the river, each
breathing life
into the other
as they made
their final journey...
home.
Piper: Yoo hoo. Anybody home?
Earth calling.
Leo: Come on,
give him a chance.
Piper: I have, for
the last 52 minutes
and 23 seconds.
Leo: So...what,
that's it,
time's up?
Piper: You think?
Soothsayer: You've stopped listening
to each other.
It's
common.
Piper: Look, I didn't
want to come here
in the first place.
Ok?
Our problems
are not magical, Leo.
They're normal.
Leo: They were caused by magic.
That's why we're here.
Piper: No. We are here
because you didn't care
what I wanted.
You just cared what you wanted.

Soothsayer: How many times a day
do you have sex?
Piper:
A day? What,
are you crazy?
No wonder you wanted
to see him.
Are you kidding me?
[Cell phone rings]
Really. Hang on.
Ahh, shucks, look.
Family emergency.
Gotta go.
Soothsayer: Just remember...
it is always darkest
before the dawn.

Leo (as Piper):
[Grunts]
What the Hell?
Leo?
Piper (as Leo): Piper?
Both: Aaahh! Aaahh! Aaahh
Phoebe: mmm...yep.
Nope.
Nope.
This one's
not right, either.
Wendy: But we've been through
over 50 donor candidates
so far.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Uh...
maybe I'm just
not being specific.
What I need
is a little girl
with brown
eyes,
sandy-blond hair,
cute little button
nose
that likes to save
innocents, you know,
kicks butt,
works well in groups
of three. [Chuckles]
I mean, that's all.
Wendy:
[Chuckles] That's all?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Wendy: Ms. Halliwell...
Phoebe: oh. You know what?
Call me Phoebe.
Uh, please.
I mean, we're talkin'
sperm
here, right?
Wendy:
[Chuckles] Phoebe.
I don't think
specifics are
the problem here.
I mean...
Let's face it,
you have an incredibly
specific image
of who you want
your little girl to be.
Too specific,
actually.
Phoebe: Oh, to be honest...
uh, she doesn't
have to have
the little button nose. Ok.
Wendy: We specialize in helping
to create families here.
And we're dedicated
to promoting an open approach
to helping anybody
who wants to start
a family but can't.
Phoebe: And I totally
respect that.
I mean,
that's why I'm here.

Wendy: But...we're not
a substitute for love.
I've been doing this
a long time, Phoebe.
And I know from experience
that when someone can't
find a match..
they don't really want to.
What they want...
is outside these walls,
not inside.
Sam: Paige...
Where are you?
J.D.: Sam? Sam.
Sam: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's ok, J.D.
You just go
back to sleep.
You rest.
J.D.: But what... ohh! What happened?
Uhh!
[Groans] God.
[Exhales sharply]
Sam:
Close your eyes.
Go on.
Trust me.
J.D.: I feel better.
How?
What's goin' on?
Sam: It's a long story.
But you still need
to rest. Ok?
It's important. You've been through a lot.
J.D.:
Ok, but...
what happened?
Where am I?
How'd I get here?
Sam: What do you remember?
J.D.: Well, I remember
gettin' nailed by a car.
Sam: Before that.
J.D.:
I...I
don't know. I... I was at the drive-in.
It was the middle
of the flick "Rebel Without a Cause". I went to get a soda. And...
Sam: And what?
J.C.: I don't know.
Some...creep scared
the hell out of me.
Took a flash photo.
Blinded me.
Next thing I know,
I'm inside somewhere
and he's...
Sam: He's what?
What did he do?

J.D.:
[Snickers]
yeah, I must've bashed
my head in pretty good.
[Chuckles]
Sam:
Stay put.
[Door open]
Leo (as Piper): Piper, the soothsayer must have done this
for a reason.
Piper (as Leo): I'm not gonna spend
the rest of my life
tinkling
standing up.
Leo: Uhh!
Actually, guys
don't tinkle. We--
Billie: Hey! You guys!
Will you knock it off?
You're driving me crazy.
Piper (as Leo):
Look, either
you find a spell
to reverse this,
or you
find a magical
divorce attorney.
Leo (as Piper): Hey, Sam,
how's it goin'?
Sam: Wow! That's...
quite a handshake,
Piper.
Piper (as Leo): That's because
I'm Piper
and that's Leo.
Leo (as Piper): Uh, yeah.
It's a long story.
Don't ask. We'll be upstairs.
We got a few things
to work out.
Piper (as Leo) Gee, you think?
Leo (as Piper): Uh, and Paige thought Billie
could help you.
She's
really good--
Piper (as Leo): Upstairs, mister.
Leo (as Piper): [Chuckles]
Billie:
So, I'm pretty much
caught up here,
but I charge
10 bucks an hour
to baby-sit.
Sam: Baby-sit.
Billie: Yeah.
That's what
I'm doing here,
right?
Not exactly
a demon hunt,
but in for a penny,
in for a pound, huh?
Sam: Ok. Look, I need
to find
Paige.
I need you
to look after J.D.
Do not let him
out of the house.
If he finds out
what year it is,
he'll go crazy.
Billie: Ok, fine. I'll just
cast a spell on him.
Sam: No. No spells.
He doesn't know
anything about magic,
and he can't, either.
He's had more than enough
magic used on him already.
Billie: Fine. 12 bucks an hour.
But when you find Paige,
you tell her
I have a midterm
to study for
and a sister to find.
She owes me
big time for this.
This is so rid--
J.D.: Hey, baby.
What's shakin'?
Billie: No charge.
Sam: What the Hell
is taking so long?
Agent Murphy:
Where'd you
come from?
Paige: I just got here.
Sam: Yeah, well,
you wouldn't have
if you'd orbed.
Paige: I didn't want
to orb.
Sam: Which is
why I had to. J.D.'s awake.
Paige: Who's with him?
Sam: Billie
.
I don't know how long
she's gonna be able
to keep him
from figuring out
where he is.
Agent Murphy: Did he say anything
about what happened?
Sam: Not much. Just
that somebody took
a flash photograph
of him,
nearly blinded him.
Agent Murphy:
Flash photo, huh?
Paige: Wasn't one of the last victims seen with a photographer?
J.D.: Wow. Cool. A television. Where are the ears?
Billie: The ears?
J.D.: Yeah, you know... antennas.
Billie: Oh, oh the antennas, right. Um...it doesn't ha-- this
thing's been broken for ages. Why don't we sit down and chat?
J.D.: Boss.
Billie:
[Chuckles] Did you
just say "boss"?
J.D.:
[Chuckles] Are you
from a different country
or somethin'?
Billie: Um, no.
Why do you ask?
J.D.: Because you don't seem
to know much about ours.
Plus the way
you're dressed.
Billie: Yeah. Ok, let's talk
about something else.
So, um...where
you from, J.D?
J.D.: Where's Sam?
Billie: Sam? He went out
on an errand.
He'll be right back.
Hey! What
are you doing?

J.D.: Oh, you want one?
Billie: No! I--
hello! Cancer.
J.D.: What are you talkin' about?
[Cell phone rings]
Billie: Oh, jeez.
J.D.: What is that?
Billie: This is, uh...nothing.
This is just a--
it's a new musical
device.
My dad's an inventor.
[Giggles]
[Smoke alarm goes off]
J.D.: [Breathing uneasily] What's goin' on around here?
Billie: Wait. I, uh-- J.D., I can explain.
J.D.: Yeah? I'm listenin'
Billie: OK, well, maybe I can't explain. Or at least, I'm not
allowed to. But...look, all I can promise you is that you're safe here.
J.D.: Safe...from what?
[Smoke alarm goes off]
Billie: Oh, jeez.
J.D.: Uhh!
[Band begins
hard rock piece]
J.D.: Where am I?
[Music playing]
Billie: Wait. Come back. Where--

[Loud singing]
Billie:
Piper! Leo!
I can't believe this.
[Music continues]
Man: So beautiful.
She was an angel.
I've wracked my brain
trying to understand
what happened.
30 years. It all
feels like yesterday.
I just hope and pray...
that she'll come
back to me again.
Agent Murphy:
You mentioned
in the police report
that you saw
a flash of light.
Any idea what that was
or where it came from?
Man: The camera, I assume.
She
was having her picture taken
for her mother's
birthday.
Paige:
At a photography
studio?
Man:
Yes.
Agent Murphy:
Do you remember
where that was?
Man: It was somewhere
over on Nob Hill,
but it's not there
anymore.
Paige:
And that's the last
you saw of her.
Man: Yeah.
Sam:
What about
the photographer?
Anyone ever
track him down?

Man:
They tried, I tried.
But...it's as if
he disappeared, too!
Agent Murphy:
Your demon, maybe?
Paige: You think
you can find
that studio?
Agent Murphy:
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Man:
[Sighs]
She wanted to be
a teacher.
She had
such a good heart,
always
helping others.
Sam:
She sounds like
a wonderful girl.
Man: I still miss her.
A father never stops
loving his daughter.
Agent Murphy:
All right.
I gotta go. Bye.
So, it,
uh, turns out
that studio
used to be a few
blocks away from
where your friend
was hit by that car.
Paige: Which means the demon
might reopen for business.

Agent Murphy: What, taking pictures?
Paige: Stealing lives.
[Sighs]
I think, uh...we should handle this.
Agent Murphy:
What? Why?
Paige: Well, in case
you don't remember,
firearms
and fireballs
don't mix.
Sam: Maybe we should
call your sisters,
just in case.
Paige: I think I can handle
one lousy demon
alone, thank you.
Sam: Well, what
if you can't?
Paige: Oh, what, are you
worried about me?
Sam: We should get going.
Agent Murphy:
What am I
supposed to do?
J.D.:
Am I dead?
Billie:
No, but
you're gonna be
if we don't
get outta here.
J.D.:
Unreal!
Billie:
J.D., I'm telling you,
ok? We have to go. We--
J.D.:
Did--did you see that?!
It didn't make a sound,
like right out
of Buck Rogers!
Billie:
Yeah. It's a hybrid.
Runs on battery.
J.D.:
Battery? Why?
Billie:
Are you kidding?
With gas 3 bucks
a gallon?
J.D.:
3 bucks? No way!
It's, like, 25 cents.
Billie:
Hey, hey. It's ok.
It's all right.
They're not
gonna hurt you.
It's just a cop.
J.D.:
A cop?
I--I don't understand.
Billie:
I know. I know.
I'm sorry.
J.D.:
November 6, 2005?
But that's
not possible!
Is it?
Billie:
What else could it be?
Look, I know this is
a lot to handle. Ok?
I don't know
what to
tell you. All I can say is
Sam can explain this
to you in a much
safer place,
so we should go.
J.D.:
My dad. I--
I gotta see my dad.
Piper (as Leo):
Hey. Watch the face, will you, Leo? I just got a peel.
Leo (as Piper): Would you please just try to find a spell to change us
back? I know what
I'm doing, Piper.

Piper (as Leo): People who know
what they're doing
don't cause explosions.
Leo (as Piper): You know, it's one thing
to have my wife
constantly criticize everything do.
It's another thing
when you do it
from my own body!
Piper (as Leo): Well, since I figure
you'd never listen
to me,
you might listen
to yourself.
Phoebe: No romantic dinners.
No walks on the beach.
There is no way
I can be inseminated.
I tried.
I just couldn't do it.
It didn't feel right.
Leo (as Piper): That's...gross.
Phoebe: No. What's gross
is me pushing the issue
because of some
stupid premonitions.
You know?
I want love first.
I want what you guys have.
Leo (as Piper):
Not today, you don't.
Trust me.
Phoebe: Why? What's goin' on?
Leo (as Piper): Talk to your sister.
Piper (as Leo): Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Did Wyatt
switch you guys again?
Leo (as Piper): No. It was
a marriage counselor.
Piper (as Leo): Actually...
it was a gardener...
and it was Leo's
fault.

[Sighs]
Ok, that's too weird.
Piper (as Leo): Never mind.
We'll figure it out.
How's, uh, Billie
doing downstairs
with J.D?
Phoebe: There's nobody downstairs.
Piper (as Leo): What?!
Billie: Hey. Are you
all right?
J.D.: They said that...
my dad...
[Tearfully] Just died.
Billie: Oh, God, J.D.,
I'm so sorry.
J.D.: They said he was
93 years old.
93!
How could that be?
He had nobody left.
Not my mom,
my brother.
They said he buried me
50 years ago,
even though he never
stopped lookin' for me.
I mean, how could he
bury me! I'm still alive!
Billie: I know. I know.
We are gonna figure
this whole thing out.
Listen.
Look at me.
J.D., listen.
You can trust me.
Right?
You know
you can trust me.
I'm gonna tell you
something you're not
gonna believe,
but you're gonna have to.
It's the only way
this whole thing
is gonna make
any sense to you.
J.D.: Ok.
Billie: What happened
50 years ago.
To you...
whatever's going on,
Sam is--is figuring that out.
All I know is
whatever it is,
it has something..
to do with magic.
J.D.: [snickers]
You're crazy.

Billie: No, I'm not.
It's real.
Ok? Just like
what the demon
did to you?
That's real
and that he's trying
to kill you,
this is all very real.
[Sighs] Look, I know
is hard to handle. Ok?
Believe me, I'm new
at
this myself.
I just found out
a week ago
that a demon
kidnapped my sister.
Believe me, I know
at you're going through. Or
at least,
I kinda know what
you're going through.
Just don't run
away from me. I can
protect you from this.
I promise.
[J.D. Sighs]
Paige: Anything?
Sam: No. Maybe we should take something back to try and scry for.
Paige: Everything all right?
Sam: Can you feel that?
Paige: Feel what?
Sam:
[Exhales sharply]
The pain...
innocents.
I can sense them.
They were here.
Future whitelighters.
That's what he's after.
This could be a trap.
You've gotta
get out of here.
Paige:
No. I'm not
a future whitelighter.
I am a whitelighter.
Sam:
But you're not
embracing it.
Otherwise,
you'd sense it, too.
That makes you
vulnerable.
Paige:
No, that makes me sane.
Sam:
Look, you've got
to stop fighting
this, Paige.
Gotta stop fighting
yourself.
Whether
you like it or not,
you are my daughter,
which makes you
a whitelighter,
and it's
about damn time
you accepted
it is.
Paige:
The Hell it is.
Look,
for your information,
my father--my real father--
the one who raised me,
loved me, and took
care of me
till the day he died
was a firefighter,
not a whitelighter,
so how dare you
show up here
and act like you're my dad?
'Cause I have news for you--
you're not.

[Shop bell jingles]
[Sam sighs]
[Bell jingles]
Sam: Paige?
Vaklav: Daughters.
They tend to outlive
their fathers...
grieve longer.
Sam: Wait. Don't.
Vaklav: Smile.
Phoebe: Any luck finding
J.D. and Billie?
Piper (as Leo): Uh, no, because Leo
won't let me try.
Leo (as Piper): Because Piper's
powers are still
in her body.
Piper (as Leo): But the knowledge
of how to use them isn't.

Leo (as Piper):
[Sighs] Oh,
yeah? Wanna see me
freeze you?
Piper (as Leo): Ha! Like you
even know how!
Phoebe: Ok, ok, ok!
What the Hell
is goin' on here?
Piper (as Leo):
Well, first of all,
we're in each other's
bodies.
Phoebe: Well, yes. Obviously.
But the question is,
why?
Piper (as Leo): Stupid gardener.
Leo (as Piper): He's a soothsayer.
Piper (as Leo): He's a quack!
Phoebe:
Ok. Well,
whatever it is,
I think he knows
exactly what he's doing.
Come on, every shrink wants couples
to walk a mile
in each other's shoes.
Right?
This guy just
did it literally.
Piper (as Leo): Well, it's not working.
Phoebe: Isn't it? Look, you've
only been in Piper's body
a few hours,
and already you see
what she has to juggle--
you know, being
the breadwinner,
a mom,
a
Charmed One?
Piper (as Leo): See?
Phoebe: And you,
you finally get
a good understanding
what it feels like
to be Leo and not
have any powers
and to be married
to a witch.
He has to do
all the legwork
around here,
pick up all the slack.
It's a thankless job.
You guys have forgotten
how great you are together.
Everybody wants
what you have.
Trust me. I want what you have.
Don't take it for granted.
Piper (as Leo):
[Sighs]
She's right.
Leo (as Piper): I know.
We need to find
more time
to spend together,
Piper, just
the two of us.
Piper (as Leo): So we can talk.
Leo (as Piper): And listen.
Leo: We're back.
Piper: Whoo. Thank God.
Phoebe: Thank the shrink.
Now, hurry up
and find Billie.
Billie:
Um, there's
no need for that. J.D. needs to talk to Sam.
[Shop bell jingles]
Paige: What do you mean,
he knows everything?
I thought Billie
was supposed to
wrangle him.
[Sighs] Yeah, I'm here,
but I'm not seeing Sam. Well...just have J.D. call him.
He's his charge. All right, all right,
already. Criminy.
[Sighs] Sam?
[Shop bell jingles]
Vaklav: Looking for someone?
Paige: Who are you?
Vaklav: Well, not to be
defined by my work,
but let's just say...
I like taking pictures.
Paige: Tripod!
Tell me where Sam is.
Vaklav: Oh, you love
your father
more than you think.
Which means you'll
miss him terribly.
You see, I'm
an expert in pain.
It's my bread and butter, really.
I feed off it.
Paige: Unhh!
What do you want?!
Vaklav: To keep my collage
complete.
When J.D. escaped,
I was forced to take Sam.
If you want to see
your father alive again...
bring me J.D.
Piper:
We don't swap innocents.
The demon must know that.
Paige: Well...he wasn't
after J.D.
He's just a--
a loose end,
someone that got away.
Phoebe: Someone that he
wants to finish off.

Piper:
Well, he's got
what
he really wants--Sam.
Paige: Yeah, thanks to me.
I should've
listened to him.
Phoebe:
Mmm, maybe you
didn't want to.
J.D.: Hey,
what's the problem?
If he wants me,
let him have me.
Phoebe:
Well, the problem is,
he's gonna kill you.
J.D.: I got away from him
before, didn't I?
Piper: Yeah.
How did you
do that?
J.D.: It was somethin'
I learned from my dad.
And it works every time.
Billie:
No. Not this time.
It's too dangerous
J.D.: Well, it doesn't matter.
I owe him.
He turned my life around.
I--I don't know what
I would've done without him.
Piper:
Um...why don't we
take this up
to the attic
and see what Leo's come up with.
Phoebe:
We'll be back.
J.D.: Well...what about Sam?
Billie: Oh, they'll
figure something out. J.D., wait. Where do you
think you're going?
J.D.: Where do you think?
Billie: Look, I can't let y--
hey, you know I can stop you this time.

J.D.:
[Sighs]
Billie...
I have to go.
And besides, this
isn't my time anymore.
Billie: What are you
talking about?
J.D.: Everyone I've ever loved,
ever known, is gone now.
I'm not supposed
to be here.
Billie: But you are here.
J.D.: Yeah, by some
strange twist of fate.
[Sighs] Time has passed.
But Sam's still got family.
He's still got friends.
He can still help people.
Billie: But you're here
for a reason.
I believe that.
J.D.: Well, maybe it was
to do this.
To do good.
Or maybe it was
just to meet you.
Billie: J.D...
J.D.: Promise me somethin'.
You won't waste
your whole life
lookin' for your sister
like
my dad wasted his lookin' for me.
Billie: I don't understand.
I don't--
J.D.: I was lucky
to know you, Billie.
J.D.: Sam?
Sam!
You let Sam go.
You've got me now.
Vaklav: Still, I need Sam
to complete my collage.
Just like I needed you.
But not anymore.
J.D.: If you don't free him,
the sisters--
Vaklav: Will never
find me...
once I've taken care
of my last...
loose end.
J.D.: Uhh!

Billie...
it's not your fault.
Billie: Yes, it is.
I should've
stopped him.
Phoebe:
If you could have,
you would have.
He didn't
want you to.
Billie: It's just so unfair.
How-- why would J.D. come back
after all this time
just to die like this?
Phoebe:
We can't
save every innocent.
We're witches...
not...gods.
Billie: But I promised
to protect him.
Phoebe:
[Chuckles]
Promises
can be tricky.
Sometimes you just
have to let things
happen...
in their own time...
in their own way.
Everything happens
for a reason.
Piper:
[Sighs]
Paige, you're not gonna
find Sam that way.
Paige: Oh, yeah?
Watch me.
Leo:
Well, how do you know
he's even in the city?
You don't know
who the demon is.
Paige: You're right.
You...make
a vanquishing potion,
the strongest one
we've got.
Piper:
Uh...you know,
there is another way
to find Sam.
Paige: Yeah? How?
Leo: Call him?
Paige: I already tried that.
Thanks.
Piper:
You...called for
Sam.
I think you need
to call for your father.
Paige: He's not...my father.
He's not your only father,
but he is still,
in fact, your father.
You're connected.
Leo: At least
as a whitelighter.
Paige: Dad?
Sam: Paige.
Piper: Uh...
ok, everybody,
let's back up.
We're gonna have
some company.
Vaklav:
I don't understand.
How did you free them?!
Piper:
Ooh. I didn't. She did.
Paige:
I guess my whitelighter side is stronger than I thought.
Vaklav:
Uhh.
Uhh. Ohhh.
Paige:
Smile.
Vaklav: No!
Paige: I think I'll have this one framed.
Leo: What about them?
Paige: Hmm.
Paige: You may as well show up. I know you're lurkin' around here
somewhere.
Sam: Nothin' wrong with those whitelighter instincts of yours.
Figured you'd want to talk.
Paige: Uh, actually I... wanted
to apologize.
Sam: For...?
Paige: For being
so hard on you.
Sam: Paige, look, you
don't have to, uh--
Paige: Actually...
I do.
Guess I hadn't realized
how much...
you know, it hurt me--
the whole...
not-showing-up thing.
Sam: I don't blame you.
I should've come by
long ago. But...
out of deference
to your...real father's
memory, I...
I'm not exactly sure
how I
fit in.
Paige: Well...I think
there's room
for both of you
in my life.
Sam: Agent Murphy managed
to track down
all the innocents'
families?
Paige: Yes, he did.
I think
it's safe to say Mr. Sawyer got
the shock of his life.
It'll be
a tough adjustment.
Sam:
Better late than never.
Paige:
Yeah. Unfortunately,
not for J.D.

Sam: Oh, I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
It might've taken him
an extra 50 years,
but I think
he finally managed
to prove himself
a future whitelighter...
by saving another.
You.
See you around?
Paige:
Definitely.
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