Previously on "Charmed"...
Leo: I should have gone taller. I always wanted to be taller. Why'd you go blond?
Piper: I don't know. I didn't have a lot of time to think about it.
Piper: They think I'm somebody else.
Paige: You are somebody else.
Piper: But I'm not a fugitive. This is not the alias that I picked,
at least, not intentionally.
Paige: So, missy, where are you gonna get your next alias from?
Piper: I came up with this one on my own, thank you.
Paige: Well, just make sure it's not off the most wanted list.
Piper: Trust me.
Dex: Dex Lawson.
Phoebe: Nice to meet you, Dex.
Dex: You, too.
Piper: So, what happened to the demon?
Paige: I don't know. This chick came along and scared him off.
Piper & Phoebe: What chick?
Billie: I'm here because you need me, right? So the more you teach
me, the more I can get out there and go kick some demon ass.
Paige: We want to keep the use of magic to a minimum so the demons don't find
out we're still alive.
Leo: Knowing how untrained and untethered magic could
lead to disaster, the one in Atlantis being the prime example,
the elders they knew that they needed to nurture young magic. The elders knew they needed
to nurture young magic. Billie. Billie, are you listening to me?
Billie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Untethered magic, elders, yada-yada-yada.
Leo: Okay, listen, if you're gonna take over the fight for the
greater good, I really don't think it's a bad idea if you know the history
of good magic. Listen, Paige wanted me to teach you something good,
and I think you're kind of making me look bad
Billie: Oh, come on. You could be teaching me tic-tac-toe. She
wouldn't care. She's just happy your getting me off her back for the day.
Leo: Okay. So, the magical community knew it needed a place to
nurture young magic, so the elders created magic school.
Billie: Yeah. You know, I'm just imagining a bunch of old farts in
robes lecturing on the moral implications of magic.
Leo: There's that. There's also advanced courses in telekinesis,
casting, potion making--
Billie: Wait. What?
Leo: Astral projection, and medieval weaponry.
Billie: They really teach that stuff? [She makes her
nunchucks levitate][Gasps] This is so cool! [The nunchucks break the
window] Oh, sorry.
Piper: Ow! [A needle pokes her at the sewing machine]
Paige: Okay, either there is a gremlin infestation in this house, or Wyatt's
little orby fingers have gotten a hold of my jewelry.
Piper: Jewels this early in the morning? What's the occasion?
Paige: [Groans] I have a coffee date and I'm trying to get out of here before Leo changes
his mind about training Billie.
Paige: Oh, nice try, little pirate. I see what you've got here. Thanks a
Piper: Oh, Wyatt, honey! Mommy said no magic.
Paige: Well, it's good to know you are more worried about him using magic than
you are about him, uh, stealing.
Piper: Actually, I'm more concerned with him blowing our cover with
his school play
Paige: Not your cup of tea, huh?
Piper: No, I'm just a little out of practice, thank you.
Paige: Yeah, well, me, too. Hence the...morning date. Okay, here's my problem. Do
I pick a lipstick color to go with my face... or my alias' face?
Piper: Well... seeing as we're the only ones who can see the real
you, I'd go with...pink.
Paige: Awww. I take it you're not liking this whole... "new you" thing.
Piper: No. I guess I just miss
old me a little. Uh, why are you doing this on-line dating thing anyway? You get
asked out all the time.
Paige: Not anymore, not with me having to deal with Billie all the time.
Besides, it's not any riskier than what Phoebe's doing, right?
Piper: What do you mean?
Paige: I don't care how many charts she looks at to see if Dex is the father of
her future child. He's still a player.
Piper: Oh, Paige--
Paige: What? It's true. Even her own newspaper
about it in the gossip column.
Piper: Yeah, I realize that, but in the interest of sisterly
harmony, I would really--
Phoebe: Hey, guys. Did you hear the good news?
Paige: Hmm. Let me guess. Dex is the one?
Phoebe: Yep, according to every magical calculation there is.
Phoebe: Not only that, but it all times out perfectly. You know, my vision of us
getting married, when I'm supposed to get pregnant, all of it. He's the
Paige: Yeah. Maybe you should just check that one more time.
Phoebe: I'm sorry?
Piper: What do you think of this snazzy costume? [Holds up costume]
Piper: Come on, sweetie. Don't you wanna be one of
Cinderella's footman? Okay. Hang on a second. Come on. What's wrong? It's a good costume. Look. It's shiny.... What's the matter?
Hi, cutie-pie.What's going on?
don't know. He's never usually like this. He just hates it. Maybe he's
allergic to the fabric.
Mandi: Or something could be sticking him. A pin? A needle maybe?
Piper: Oh, no, no. I checked it. Oh, that couldn't have been in
there. Really. He tried it on before and was fine.
Mandi: It's okay. You're doing the best you can, not being his real
mom and all. You're a distant
Piper: Oh, we're a little bit closer than you think.
Mandi: Well, isn't that good to know. Here. How's the other costume
Piper: Uh...the other...
pumpkin? It was on the info sheet I sent out.
Piper: The other costume. Right! Uhh...it's all sewn up.
Mandi: Great. As long as it looks like the other boys'. You know
how kids can tease. Okay, Wyatt. Let's go work on that
forest scene, okay? Let's go.
[Piper watches them go]
[Outside, Mandi magically burns up Wyatt's costume]
Mandi: [Sighs] Our little secret. Shh.
[Her eyes go black for a moment, then return to normal as she smooths her
Date: Looks can be deceiving, but your picture on the dating site didn't do you
Paige: Thank you. That's very nice.
Date: So, tell me what you do that keeps you so crazy busy.
Paige: Oh, did I say that I was?
Date: No. But I sense you're like me, old-fashioned at heart, not one to do the
thing but too swamped to meet people any other way.
Paige: Yeah. Well, you could say I... haven't had a normal life in
a while, but, uh... I think that could be changing.
Good. [Laughs] So, uh... what do you do?
Paige: Well, uh, I teach-- or, I taught. Kind of a, um... a
special-needs school, if you will. I tutor one-on-one now. The girl's a real
pain in the butt, let me tell-- Okay. Over-sharing.
what do you do?
Date: Okay. Well,
where to start? I find that the most exciting thing about market research is
the variety. I mean, the arenas we interface with, whether it be the job's
pharmaceutical validation of qualification, FDA compliance, info tech, you
name it. First thing we do is we get a database in order. [Paige becomes
distracted] Blah, blah-blaah, ah, blah, blah-blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah,
blah-blah, blah-blah... [She sees Sylvia]
Dex: Hey, babe.
Sylvia: Hey. [She embraces and kisses Dex]
Date: Blah, blah-blah, blah... blah, blah, blah-blah.
Paige: Blah. [She gets up and walks away from the table]
Phoebe: So I'm fine with color, but if you can see if Jess can fit
me in for a quick cut after my leg wax, that would be great.
Assistant: Sure. Do you need me to pick up some candles, you know, set the mood?
Phoebe: Oohh! Great idea. Yeah. Make it a couple of dozen. Thanks.
Paige: Hey there. Bad time?
Phoebe: Hi. No, I'm just getting ready for my big date with Dex
Phoebe: Hey. Weren't you on a date?
Paige: Egh. Yeah, that didn't go so well.
Phoebe: Oh. I know. It's hard. I just got really lucky that Dex
showed up at my funeral.
Paige: Yeah. Right. You've know him
all of a few weeks now?
Phoebe: Yeah. It's hard to believe, isn't it?
Paige: Yeah. I mean, how well do you really know him? Considering
the amount of time you've actually spent together.
Phoebe: Paige, where are you going with this?
Paige: Nowhere. I swear.
Phoebe: Okay. Well, we've been through this before. I didn't like
Richard. You didn't like Cole. But we promised each other
that we'd stay out of each other's love
Paige: Okay. Just answer me this. How well do you really know him?
Phoebe: [Sighs] Paige, please don't start.
Paige: Would it kill you just to slow things down? You know, a
Phoebe: You know, I can't slow things down, because of my
Paige: They're not always literal.
Phoebe: But I still have to honor them, don't I? But look, honey, I
really like him, and I really care about him, and he
really cares about me, okay? So don't worry, okay?
Paige: No, it's not okay.
[Billie is levitating her nunchucks again]
[from offscreen] Piper!
[Billie hears them approach and loses control of the nunchucks, which fly
across the room]
Piper: I'm a little behind in the crafty department, okay? I didn't have
time to hone my skills with a demon attacking every 5 minutes.
Leo: It's still not a good idea.
Piper: You know what? It's a great idea. While all of those other mothers
were out there making cutesy costumes, I had my nose in this book.
this book is gonna help me make a damn cute pumpkin outfit!
[to Billie] What's up?
Billie: Oh, you know, just soaking up knowledge. I'm a virtual sponge.
Leo: Good. Keep it up. So, you know, hon, besides personal gain-- [to
Billie] Why are you so sweaty?
Billie: Oh, you know, those, um...
the Salem witch-hunts, and the lying and the burning. It's just-- it's out of
control. Well, now that I'm all caught up, how about we hop on over to magic
school and get some real education?
Leo: Okay, we can't. Because, you know, magic school being the hub of good
magic, you know, and we don't want to expose ourselves.
Billie: Oh, and what is your wife doing?
Piper: Making up for lost time. Now zip it!
Leo: Actually, she is not gonna use magic to make Wyatt a costume.
Piper: Oh, no? Watch me!
Leo: You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: Okay, look, that was before I realized our son was gonna be
humiliated in front of his entire class.
Billie: Oh, you know that happened to me all the time. It just made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!
Leo: Okay, is this about
humiliation or yours?
Piper: No, it's about Wyatt... and the pageant and--
Leo: And you outdoing Mandi?
Piper: Fine. No magic. But I will still make the best damn pumpkin outfit
ever. And that woman will be sorry she tangled with me.
Billie: That is one desperate housewife.
Demon #1: Well?
Mandi: I'm beginning to gain the boy's trust.
Once he knows it's
safe to use his powers around me... What's taking you so long? You were supposed to have this cleaned days
Demon #2: Yeah, well... it wasn't easy as we thought. It's a lot more trashed--
Mandi: [Walks over and grabs him by the throat] I don't want to hear any more excuses, do you understand
me?! [He disintegrates] We need to create a comfortable place for the boy, a familiar place. Or
else he'll never do what I want him to do. [The demon inside shakes Mandi's
body off herself and to the floor] Don't let that thing die. Not until
after I'm done using it to get Wyatt.
Paige: Okay, honey, I know this is not the morning for this to happen,
but the coffee maker's on the fritz.
Piper: Oh, that's okay. Do you want me to make you some tea instead?
Piper: Yeah, it's no problem.
was just cleaning up.
Paige: Well, you are in a surprisingly chipper mood for someone who
hasn't slept all night.
Piper: Well, I had to finish Wyatt's pumpkin costume, didn't I?
Paige: And did you finish?
Piper: Absolutely. You know, actually being a super-mom can be
Paige: Don't forget. You're really his super legal guardian.
Piper: Yes! And are there any other soft spots
like to poke at while you're here?
Paige: Honey, I'm sorry.
Piper: Oh, it's no big deal. I think at least Wyatt knows who his
mother really is.
Paige: Of course he does. He sees you as Piper. We all do.
Piper: Yeah, but it's gotta be confusing for him, especially because all
of his classmates think I'm his cousin, his distant cousin.
Paige: Look, he's just gonna have to get used to the way things are. Hey,
you wanna hear my plan on how to save Phoebe from Dex?
Piper: Oh, come on, Paige. Do we really need this in our lives right now?
Paige: Do we really need our sister marrying a cheater?
Piper: Well...it was just a kiss, right? So, maybe it was his sister?
Paige: Ew. That's disgusting. Sisters don't kiss brothers like that.
Paige: Look, all I'm gonna do is find out who she really is.
Phoebe's never gonna know.
Piper: She's gonna kill ya.
Paige: She's gonna thank me. All right, my dear. Have a great time at
Piper: Thanks. [Holding up pumpkin costume]
Ha ha! How do you like me now?
Mandi's Demon: We're close.
Demon #1: Pretty elaborate ritual you got us doing here. When do I get to know who you're planning to conjure?
Mandi's Demon: You don't get to know.
Demon #1: Actually, I think I do. Especially since I'm the only one who knows how
to bring back a demon from the wasteland.
Mandi's Demon: If you were the only one, I wouldn't need the boy, now would I?
Demon #1: Why do you need him?
does he offer?
Mandi's Demon: He offers...power, a power neither you or I possess, a power I'm going to
need if I'm going to bring back the demon I have in mind.
Demon #1: Tempus? Barbas? Zankou?
Mandi's Demon: When it's time--
Demon #1: Now... or I stop what I'm doing.
Mandi's Demon: You dare challenge me?
Demon #1: No, I just think I have the right to know what we're dealing with, that's
considering the inherent risk involved with kidnapping the son of a charmed
Mandi's Demon: I'm not kidnapping him. I'm offering him a new home, a family, a place to
express his full potential.
Demon #1: Even if you lure him in here, what makes you think he'll stay?
Mandi's Demon: Because I'm going to replace the mommy he lost, and the
replace his daddy.
Demon #1: The Source? We can't bring him back.
Mandi's Demon: You're right, we can't. Not without Wyatt, anyway. [She
enters Mandi again] Any other questions?
Paige: I'm sorry. Is that yours?
Sylvia: Is your name Sylvia, too?
Paige: Sylvia? That's so funny. I thought I recognized you.
How are you?
Paige: You don't remember me, do you? That's okay. It
was...a long time ago when we met, kind of a crowded party. Dex introduced
Sylvia: Oh, Dex! Right.
know, I'm sorry. I don't remember meeting you.
Paige: Jo. Jo Bennet. I'm a--I'm an art dealer.
Sylvia: Really? So am I. What firm?
Paige: Oh! Um... well, I deal mostly with private collectors, you
know, kind of hush-hush transactions, stuff like that-- how is Dex?
Sylvia: Um, Dex is...good, I guess. Yeah, he just, uh-- he just had
a show last week. It went really well. He's got some
Paige: Great, great. Are you two still going out?
Sylvia: Dex and I? No. No, not anymore.
Paige: Really? Are you sure about that?
Sylvia: Uh...yeah. I think I'd remember that. Why are you asking?
Paige: Oh, probably just a little strange thing. I was actually
here, um, you know, yesterday, and I--I thought I saw you two kissing.
Sylvia: Oh, yeah, that. Um... you know, that was nothing.
were just saying hello.
Paige: Oh. Oh.
Sylvia: We broke up months ago.
Paige: That's great. No! That's awful. Sorry about that.
Sylvia: Hey, it was fun while it lasted. You know, it still is fun
once in a while, actually. If you, you know, include the break-up sex.
Paige: Break-up sex?
Sylvia: Yeah. Is there anything better? Listen, I gotta run. It was
nice seeing you again.
Paige: Yeah, it was... real nice seeing you.
Piper: What do you mean he's not a pumpkin?
Mandi: Oh. I can't imagine how it slipped my mind. We decided mice
costumes would be more comfortable.
Piper: Oh, but Wyatt's really excited about being a pumpkin.
Mandi: Oh. Poor thing. Maybe the problem is the green thing on his
Piper: The... green thing is the stem, the stem of the pumpkin I
all night making.
Mom #1: And it's a cute pumpkin... really.
Piper: Well, I think he should wear it.
Mom #2: But this isn't about you now...is it?
Piper: Excuse me?
Mandi: Ladies. We all want the children to be happy, don't we? Especially
Wyatt. He's been through so much lately.
Mom #1: And losing his mother and all.
Mandi: We don't want to traumatize him any further.
Piper: Oh, no. He's not traumatized. I mean, he has me.
Mandi: And you're doing the very
job you can... considering.
Piper: Considering what?
Mandi: How new you are at this, how overworked you must be.
Mom #2: She's right. You do look exhausted.
Piper: I'm fine... and Wyatt's fine. We're all fine. Now... if
you'll just excuse me.
Mandi: Sweetie, if you're worried about the mouse costume, I can
whip one up for Wyatt in a jiffy.
Piper: [Forced laugh] I can jiffy-whip one up myself, actually.
[Cell phone rings]
Mandi: Really, it's no problem. You've done quite enough already.
Leo? [Answers phone] Please tell me there's a demon somewhere
because I really need to blow something up.
Leo: Sorry. Everything's fine, except Billie wants to go to magic
Piper: What? No.
Leo: That's what I told her, too.
Piper: Ooh! That woman is out to get me.
Leo: Look, Piper, I think she's defiant, but I think her intentions
Piper: Well, she may seem nice and sweet, but there's something
deeply tweaked beneath the surface.
Leo: Come on, Piper, I don't think Billie--
Piper: No, not Billie. Mandi... the "Miss Too-Good-To-Be-True" I've
been griping about. Not only is she getting more cloyingly perfect with
every moment, but now she is actually out to get me.
Leo: Don't be ridiculous.
Piper: Ugh! I wish I could just blow her up.
Leo: Piper, you can't blow her up. She's not a demon.
Piper: No, she's worse than a demon. She's a room mom!
Leo: It's time to come home now, honey, okay?
Piper: [Sighs & hangs up]
Billie: Hi! All right. What'd she say? We're going to magic school or
Leo: Uh, well, she said what I thought she'd say: No. It's too
Billie: Come on. Do you always listen to what she says? You guys
used to live and breathe danger.
Leo: Right, and now
Billie: Exactly. You're off being Ozzie and Harriet. It's my job to pick up
the slack around here. I need to learn quick. And magic school has books, an
apothecary, and really bitching weapons.
Leo: Which you can read about in the textbooks.
Billie: I'm done reading. I'm going to magic school.
Billie: I'm a quick study.
Leo: Okay, wait. We'll get-- [Billie throws down a potion]
[Big cloud of smoke, then Billie & Leo are at magic school]
Leo: --exposed. You did it.
Billie: I did?
Leo: Something's not right.
Billie: Who are they? Are they students?
Leo: No, they're demons.
Billie: Demons? What are demons doing here?
Leo: Taking over.
Leo: Okay. This is bad. This is really bad.
Billie: He's kinda cute, though.
Leo: No, they're not cute, okay? They're demons. Do you understand
what that means, huh? Hurt, maim, kill.
Billie: A lot of monosyllables. Got it.
Leo: No, you don't have it. If they've taken over, it means they
have access to everything, spells, maps, weapons.
Billie: You know what? These might come in handy.
Leo: Look, with everything here, they can wipe us
out, okay? Whitelighters, elders, gnomes.
Billie: Okay, fine. What do we do?
Leo: We gotta get out of here, fast.
Billie: All right. Let's go. All right.
Leo: So you brought the extra potion, right?
Leo: You're kidding.
Billie: Do I look like I think ahead? Come on. You used to run the
did you back get back and forth?
Leo: Paige orbed me. Okay. There is a spell in one of these books, if
we can find it.
Billie: Okay. I'm listening.
Leo: Okay. Here's what we're gonna do--
[Two demons come around the corner and see them]
Leo: Okay. Don't move. Don't say a word.
Billie: Hyah! [She makes nunchucks fly off the wall to knock out the
Billie: Will you give me an hand?
Leo: What are you doing?
Billie: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Piper: [to an empty house] Leo? Leo?
Mandi: Let's see.
do we have in here? Oh...boy. Well, you don't want to eat this dry, yucky
sandwich your guardian made, do you? Dumb old cousin! Dumb old guardian.
Here you go. You can have this. All right?
Mandi: Mommy? Aww, sweetheart. Listen, I know you miss your mommy, but I'm here.
And I love when you do your magic. I do. In fact, why don't we just orb this
poo-poo sandwich right into that trash can? Can you do that? No one's watching.
[He orbs it] Look at
that. Good boy! Good boy! Good job! Let's do that again.
Paige: Okay. Okay. For Phoebe. [She makes herself look like Sylvia, then
enters Dex's place]
Dex: I created this one as a companion to the one I
already sold you. Hi, Sylvia.
Paige (as Sylvia): I hope I'm not interrupting.
Dex: Actually, if you could
Customer: It's all right. We can come back.
Dex: Are you sure?
Customer: We need to think about it anyway. We'll call you.
Dex: Thanks for coming by. Let me know what you think.
Paige (as Sylvia): I hope I didn't screw up a sale.
Dex: Uh, what are you doing here, Sylvia?
Paige (as Sylvia): What, I'm fine in the sack, but I don't rate a
work visit, huh?
Paige (as Sylvia): Please.
you don't know what I'm talking about.
Dex: But I don't know what you're talking about.
Paige (as Sylvia): How quickly they forget. Okay, look, here's the
deal, buster. It's over, all right? Finito. No mas. Yesterday's news,
Dex: Uh, no, not really.
Paige (as Sylvia): Do I have to spell this out for you? I am done
with the break-up sex. It's not fair to me or anybody else that you might
be... seeing at the moment, understand?
Dex: Yeah, but--
Paige (as Sylvia): Uh-uh.
Forget it. No more freebies. It's time to make an honest man out of
yourself. Be true to the one you love.
Dex: What the hell are you talking about?
Paige (as Sylvia): You know damn well what I'm talking about.
Dex: We haven't slept together in over 2 months.
Paige (as Sylvia): We haven't?
Paige (as Sylvia): Do I...lie a lot?
Dex: That's why we broke up.
Paige (as Sylvia): Phoebe!
Phoebe: Excuse me?
Paige (as Sylvia): Freebies. We were just talking
Dex: [Sighs] Julie, Sylvia.
Phoebe: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Paige (as Sylvia): Yeah. You, too. Oh, gosh. Look at the time. I
gotta go. Nice meeting you. Take care. Bye-bye.
Paige: [Outside Dex's place] Whew!
Whew, whew, whew.
Billie: Would you just leave it alone? It looks hot.
Leo: Really? Thanks...I think.
[Demon walks toward them and bumps Billie as he passes]
Billie: Hey! Watch it, buddy!
Leo: Are you trying
get us killed?
Billie: Well, we're supposed to be evil, not imps.
Leo: Let's just find the spell, okay?
[They walk into the main hall where all the demons are]
Leo: Everything's out of order.
Billie: What is?
Leo: The books. Nothing's where it's supposed to be.
Billie: What do you think they're doing?
Leo: I don't know, but I don't want to hang around.
[Mandi appears with Wyatt]
Mandi: Welcome home, sweetie-pie. You want to play with the toys?
Mandi: Come over here...
Billie: How did she even get Wyatt?
Leo: I should have let Piper blow her up.
Billie: What, you know her?
Leo: Yeah, she's Wyatt's room mom, or so she said she was. What does she want with him?
Billie: Wait, what-- where are you going?
Leo: I'm going to see my son.
Billie: Are you insane? Look around, you're gonna get us killed.
You're gonna get me killed.
Leo: [Sighs] We've got to get out of here. We gotta get help.
Mandi: Feels good to be back at magic school, doesn't it? It's where you belong.
[to Demon #1] Is everything ready?
Demon #1: Yes. Although, are you sure you know what you're doing?
Mandi: The boy trusts me, otherwise he would have orbed me--
Demon #1: I wasn't talking about the boy. I was talking about the Source.
Leo: [At the bookshelves] Found it.
Billie: Who's the Source?
Leo: The Source?
Demon #1: I'm just saying,
could be pissed. After all, he never thought the Charmed Ones could vanquish
Mandi: I'll handle him.
Demon #1: How?
Mandi: I'm bringing him back from the dead, aren't I? He'll owe me, plus
he'll have a son of the Charmed One to raise as his very own. What better
revenge is there than that?
Leo: Okay, the spell's on page 86. You gotta get out of here.
Billie: Wait, you want me to go by myself? Why?
I'm not leaving my son.
Billie: But you don't have any powers. I have powers. I should
Leo: Listen to me, there is nothing worse than the Source, do you
understand me? I can't leave my son alone.
Billie: Okay, just be careful. [She leaves with the spellbook]
Teacher: Are you sure another family member didn't pick him up?
Piper: Of course, I'm sure, otherwise I wouldn't be freaking out
Ohh! Okay, okay, here, see? Nothing to worry about.
Wyatt is with Mandi.
Mandi?! You let him go with Mandi?
Teacher: Well... she has sort of been looking out for him lately. I'm sure he's
having the time of his life with her son as we speak.
Really? Then why is her son still here?! She would never--
Teacher: Huh. Well, that's not like Mandi.
Piper: Oh. She's a demon!
Teacher: Jealousy is an ugly, ugly thing.
[Paige enters the house]
Phoebe: You crazy witch! That was you, I know it!
[Phoebe tackles her]
Paige: I was just trying to protect you.
Phoebe: How, by posing as his ex?
Paige: I thought he was cheating on you!
Phoebe: I told you to stay out of it.
Paige: I saw him kiss her!
Piper: Wyatt's been kidnapped, and Leo's missing.
[They enter the attic]
Piper: Seven years of doing
this stuff, I should've known something wasn't right with Mandi. Nobody's
that perfect, not even her.
Phoebe: But she has a child and a husband.
Piper: That's why I think a demon possessed her, to get to Wyatt.
[Sighs] Somebody start scrying for him!
Paige: Fine, I'm going, I'm going.
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna work on the vanquishing potion. You work on the
Piper: I can't believe I let her take him right out from under my nose. What was
Paige: It's okay. We're gonna get him back.
Piper: How? He could be anywhere.
at magic school.
Phoebe: Hey, where did you come from?
how do you know that?
Billie: Well, I just came from there. Leo stayed behind to
keep an eye on Wyatt.
Piper: Why are you wearing that?
Billie: If I wasn't, I'd be dead.
There's demons everywhere. They're taking over the place.
Phoebe: What? How?
cares? What do they want with Wyatt?
Billie: They need him to help bring back the
Source? Okay, Leo looked just like that when he heard that name. Who
is this guy? I mean, how do we nail him?
Piper: You don't. We do. You're not ready, trust me.
Paige: Well, ladies, how are we enjoying our demon-free existence now?
Mandi: [To Wyatt] You can use all the magic you want here. Whatever you want, whenever you
want. Isn't that fun? But first, I want you to help me bring back a special
friend of ours, somebody who's going to be very, very happy
see you, okay?
Mandi: All right. Good. It'll be easy. I'll show you.
Demon #1: Don't you want the
Source to know the real you, so he knows you're a demon?
Mandi: I don't want to
risk scaring the child. Stand back.
[Sweetly] Ready. Okay.
call to you that away was torn, return, master of all evil born. [To Wyatt]
Put your finger in it. It'll make some really neat magic. [Deep
[The Source is thrown into the room out of a pentagram on the wall]
Source: Where am I? Who brought me back?
Mandi: We did.
was me, actually, who brought you back.
Mandi: Why else? Power. Yours, mine,
his. One big, unstoppable, happy family.
Source: What possible power could he have
that I might covet?
Mandi: Charmed power. That's right, he's the first born. The
Source: How did you get him away?
Mandi: The Charmed Ones are dead.
sorry to spoil your fun.I'm sure you would have wanted revenge. Although, our
raising him as evil might be even better, don't you think?
Source: You've got it all work
out, don't you? Except for one thing - why do I need you?
Mandi: Because every mortal boy
needs his mommy, and I'm sure you would enjoy being the head of a demonic
Source: [Hisses] What's your name, little boy?
Leo: Let him be.
Source: What did you say?
don't want to scare him. He's not used to our kind.
Mandi: Who are you? I've never seen you before.
Leo: I've been here.
I've also been at the boy's house with Zankou.
Source: Is that a fact?
[Wyatt orbs himself over to Leo]
Leo: That's how he
knows me, obviously.
Source: He seems to more than just know you.
Mandi: Leave us.
Source: Who are you?
[The sisters orb into a room off one of the hallways]
Phoebe: Billie was right.
It's demon central.
[They peek down the hall and hear Leo]
Leo: Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.
Source: Now why don't I believe that?
hurry. Leo's in trouble.
Paige: Well, how are we gonna stop the Source if we have no potions?
Piper: It's gonna take a lot more than potions.
Paige: How'd you do it last time?
Piper: Not the same way we're gonna do it this time.
Phoebe: You have a plan?
Piper: Yeah, and it starts with Mandi.
Mandi: If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we'll go on
a family outing, slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic.
Source: There's not a drop of evil in him. He's not a demon at all! Oh! This is
too good to be true... Daddy.
Mandi: What?! Wait. [Mandi's demon is thrust out of her body] What happened?
Who did this?
Piper: We did.
[Leo picks up Wyatt and hides behind a couch]
Source: I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really
dead. Only you've gone soft in my absence. without the Hollow, you can't
Piper: Oh, really? Hey, cupcake! [Blows up Mandi's demon]
[As Mandi's demon is vanquished, the Source gets destroyed with her]
Source: Aah! No! Aah!
Pheobe: Talk about your ball and chain.
Paige: I don't really
understand. How did you-
Piper: Well, she conjured him so they're connected. She goes, he goes.
Phoebe: For eternity now.
Paige: Okay, well, we probably should get out of here before any other demons recognize us.
Phoebe: What are we gonna do
with her? [Nods towards Mandi's body]
Piper: Oh, come on. We don't need to save her. What? She's still
Paige: [Entering attic] Hey there.
Paige: What are you still doing up?
Billie: Oh, just studying.
Well, you should give it a bit of rest for tonight.
Billie: Oh, thanks, but I just want to
look up a few more things. You know, I didn't realize I had to learn how to vanquish vanquished demons.
Paige: Yeah, well, that's the funny thing about here. Nobody
really stays dead for long.
Billie: Yeah, I'm noticing that. [Doorbell rings] Oh, wait, Paige.
Billie: Are you guys worried at all about demons being at magic school? Like,
what can they do there?
Paige: Yeah, we are pretty worried. So in that case, maybe
you should stay up and study a little longer. [Exits]
Phoebe: [Answers the door] Dex, hey. What are you doing
Dex: I was hoping we could talk.
Phoebe: Yeah, of course. Come on in.
Dex: Um... look, I
wanted to apologize for what happened earlier.
Dex: About Sylvia, I
Phoebe: Oh, you know, I don't think that you need
explain yourself about any of that.
Dex: No, I do.
Phoebe: No, I think I have a pretty
good idea of what was going on.
Dex: Actually, you don't. Not completely. There's
nothing going on between Sylvia and I anymore, really.
Phoebe: Okay, then why--
broke up a while ago. But I've sort of been staying in contact with her.
Phoebe: Staying in contact?
Dex: [Sighs] Look, I should have probably made a cleaner break than I
did, but I guess I didn't
realize that till today. I'm not looking for anybody else in my life right
now, Julie. I just want you. Forgive me? [He leans in to kiss her]
Phoebe: Hold that thought. [She turns and walks to the stairs where
Paige is watching]
Paige: Hi. Don't mind
me, I was just, um-- I was just coming to say good-night.
Phoebe: No, you weren't,
but thank you.
Paige: For what?
Phoebe: For butting in.
Paige: Well, you're welcome.
Phoebe: Just don't do
Piper: [Chuckles] 'Cause I can't believe we're actually going to see a real,
live, normal, school play.
Leo: Hard to believe.
Piper: Yeah. Still, you know, we should
let Wyatt blow off some magical steam every now and then.
Leo: Good idea. See Mandi over there?
Piper: Yeah. If she only knew.
Leo: She might.
on some cellular level. [Whispers] Might make her more likeable.
Piper: [Whispers] I doubt it.
[Applause as the kids take the stage]
Leo: Doesn't get more perfect than this.
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