You mean nice sister work.
We are definitely
getting better at this.
Well, we should be, we've been doing it long enough.
I think we're ready.
So do I.
I don't. Something is still missing.
How many more demons do we have to vanquish?
We've been training
for this for like 8 years.
Patra-as-Paige: 5 for me.
wtered their power their individual powers, yes. But you're still missing
their collective power. The Power of Three. And until you get it, you will
never truly replace The Charmed Ones.
Greak, well call me if you d anything
Piper: well, I was thinking... I was thinking
that maybe you should take my jeep because my car holds so much more than
yours does, doesn't it?
Phoebe: Right. Piper, are you sure you're ok with me moving
Yeah. Of course I am. I mean, we can't be roommates forever. That's
Ok. Well, here I go.
Paige: Oh, what am I gonna do? I'm supposed to
date with Henry tonight and he is in the worst mood. He's lost his car keys, he's
lost his wall, he's locked himself out of his apartment. And I need him to
be in a good mood for what I want to do tonight.
We aren't talking about
sex, are we?
No. We're not talking about sex. I finally got up my courage to
tell him, you know, that I'm a witch. And I feel like I have to do it
tonight otherwise I might
out. I need to know he's... ok with who I am. You've been through this a lot,
Phoebes. Got any advice?
Well, hope he doesn't faint. No. I don't know. I
haven't had any success with these things. Just ease into it try to lessen
Maybe call in some reinforcements. Maybe ask some of your
magical friends to help him have
better day so you can have a better night.
Like fairies or something?
Fairies, leprechauns, whatever. Good luck.
Piper: Uh, Phoebes?
actually hoping that maybe you could help me narrow down the list a little
bit before you go.
Piper. I'm really late.
Oh, ok. Well, you know, it's
Really come on.
All I need is
little potion. How hard can it be.
What more do we have to do to convince
Convincing me is irrelevant. We only get one shot at freeing our
We know that,
Then you also know that there's a reason why
our kind has been enslaved for centuries. The slave king is no ordinary
we could return with enough power to destroy him. A power I'm not sure we've
We've spent the last 8 years replicating the greatest power there
is. Charmed power.
And we've not only studied every aspect of what they know
and who they are. We've infused our blood with their magical blood so that
their power is our power. Which means... we may already have The Power
But you haven't shown it yet! In any test or trial. Which means, you
don't have it. And you need to get it. If you have any hopes of destroying
the slave king.
There must be a way.
Think back. Tap into your knowledge of
Phoebe was stuck in a genie's bottle once. If we could trap her
in it again, maybe we could command her, master to genie
tell us how.
Forget it. Leo got rid of the bottle.
What about using the
Wyatt can wield it.
Ok. Maybe I could pose as
Trick the elders into helping us.
Right. Like that's gonna work.
Look, do you have any ideas? Or are you just gonna shoot down all of ours?
At least I don't come up with stupid ideas.
Knock it off.
At least you've got the sibling rivalry down pat.
dollhouse. It's a magical replica of the real house, isn't it?
believed to be magical in and of itself.
The house is the witches' power
base. Has been for generations.
So... if we could trap all of them
inside the dollhouse...
Piper was trapped once before. Then we've got the Power of Three contained.
And if we were in the real manor while they're in the dollhouse... we might
be able to channel The Power of Three into us.
It just might work.
up there? Hello?
Piper: Billie, what are you doing?
What else? Still trying to find
my sister. Trying to figure out what this symbol means or where it leads.
figure it has to b demoniht?
No. I mean-- it it's in her diary, you'd think
I'd be able to find something about it in this book, but I--
are you doing in Phoebe's room?
Oh, she said I could hang out in here
because she's not gonna be using it. Is that ok?
Oh. Yeah, sure. I mean, you
know, if she's not going to be using it anymore.
Maybe I should just take
Piper: No, no, no. Don't be ridiculous. I just, you know, I wish
she would've said something, that's all. Is that our spirit board?
Billie: Yeah, she
said I could borrow it to contact Christy. Can I?
Piper: Yeah. You know... sure. If
you want to start paying rent. Just kidding.
Can I borrow the book? Hey,
where'd it go?
Paige: Hey, there. Ok. Here's the thing. My sort-of-hopefully-he'll-
become-my-boyfriend Henry, he's having a bit of a problem losing things
like a wallet, his keys, you know, stuff like that. And not to cast any
aspersions on your character, you guys are known for the kind of sticky
finger problem. So I was wondering if you could go back to your people, and
tell them to put everything back. That would help me so much because I
really need his undivided attention tonight.
Henry: Paige, what are you doing?
taking Phoebe's advice.
Henry: Really? It's the most amazing thing. I mean first my
keys turn up in the laundry. Then one of my parolees finds my wallet. Still
has everything in it.
Paige: That's great.
Henry: My 49ers hat, I lost it in high school.
My letterman's jacket. It's like everything is turning up.
Paige: Very subtle. I mean, very... very lucky. Some would say magical.
Henry: Yeah, I
don't know, but I'll take it.
Paige: So good. Are we still on for dinner?
Henry: What's so
important that you can't tell me right now?
Paige: You're just going to have to
wait and... hear all about it tonight. 7:00 ok?
Henry: Look, Paige. 5 of my
parolees have job interviews tomorrow. They
all asked me to write letters of recommendation for them tonight.
Paige: Ok. Write
Henry: Yeah. Well, that's a little easier said than done. I, um... I'm not a
writer, Paige. Look, please. Don't think that I don't want to go out with
you, ok, I do. I have all this work. I don't want to let these guys down.
Who knows, maybe I'll get inspired.
Paige: I think you should count on that. I'll
see you at 7:00, Henry. Being of creativity, show yourself to me. Hey, Muse,
right? Could you do me a huge favor and inspire my friend Henry in there.
I'd really appreciate it. Thank you.
[Assistant's voi phoebe'per's on line 2-5.
Th know s after us. Or not.
sweetie, bringing Leo home is the most important thing in the world. To all
of us. But it's not going to happen over night.
Piper: It's also not going to
happen if we don't try.
Yeah, but we have been trying. And we can't just
stop living our lives, you know. I mean, you said so yourself.
well. I mean it. Look, I just don't want to lose this lead, ok? He could know
All right, look. I haven't signed the loan docs yet, so why don't
I swing by after work.
Well, you have my car. And the car seats are in my
car. I have to drop the kids off at Dad's don't I?
Ok, you know what, I'm
beginning to think that you're sabotaging me moving out.
Are you kidding me?
already rented out your room oh, by the way could you do me a favor and pick up
some mandrake root on your way home? If this guy, Zakal, doesn't want to be
cooperative, we may need a vanquishing potion.
always admired her sense of fashion. Keys are in the pocket.
Remember, get the sisters to use The
Power of Three
soon as possible so we can see if this is going to work or not.
But we have
no idea what's going on in their lives right now.
Just wing it. Be yourself.
Or rather, be Phoebe. Just don't get too eager. You'll tip the sisters off.
First time's a foot. Next time... a
Piper: Hey, good, you're back. How'd it go with Henry?
Paige: Not so hot. I had
to summon a muse.
Piper: Oh, fairy wasn't cutting it?
Paige: No. I cannot believe how hard
it is just to tell somebody
Piper: Just wait 'til you have to explain demons
to him. Which, by the way, we will be going after one if Phoebe ever gets
Paige: That's a big adjustment, huh?
Piper: No. I mean, she's moved out before.
Paige: Right. Are you ok with it?
Piper: Why does everybody keep asking me that?
Paige: Well, I
don't know. Because you guys have lived together
the year of zero.
Piper: Believe me, I'm fine. Really. Really. I just need her to help me
with this wizard, and that's all.
Fake Phoebe: Can I come in?
course you can come in. Don't be ridiculous. Thank you for coming.
Fake Phoebe: Well...great. Whatever you need.
Fake Phoebe: You're welcome. So what do you
The mandrake root.
Fake Phoebe: Oh, right.
mandrake root. Where exactly do we keep that again?
You were supposed to get
some on your way home. You know, for the whole wizard situation.
Fake Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
That's right. Uh... are we gonna need the Power of Three by any chance for
You know we will? What's the matter with you?
Fake Phoebe: Oh, you know. It's
oh, it's probably just the move.
Fake Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah.
let's see where I put that mandrake root. Oh, yeah. Here it is. Now, let's
go get those demons, shall we?
How'd that feel?
Last time. Have you or have
you not foreseen any threats against us?
Zakal: I'm old. I'm afraid. My visions
haven't been very reliable lately.
Fake Phoebe: Let's just vanquish him.
We don't have to do this so quickly. We can probably get some stuff
Hed we'll you.
Zakal: All I'll tell you is that by the time you figure out
which demon is after you, it'll be too late!
Fake Phoebe: You know what? Forget this.
Fake Phoebe: I did it.
Yeah, you did it. Why?
Fake Phoebe: What do you mean? He's a demon.
We vanquish demons. I mean, that's what we do, right?
Yeah, actually. But we
could have made him talk first.
Fake Phoebe: No. Not Zakal.
mean, you know, it's not like he was going to say anything.
certainly not going to say anything now. What the hell were you thinking?
It worked. She blasted Zakal right out of his robe.
Using The Power of Three?
All right. It's time to switch one more sister. One more?
Why not both of us? We know we can channel the Power of Three now.
just go vanquish the slave king.
We cannot vanquish him without the potion
which means we need a witch to find it for us in The Book of Shadows.
don't we go look for it?
Savard: Because you might be able to fool the sisters, but
you cannot fool the book. It senses evil.
He's right. You go. Play on
Piper's desire to get Leo back. Make it look like the Slave King is behind
will do anything to get her husband back.
Piper: Wait a second. I'm still talking
Fake Phoebe: Well, I said I was sorry. What more would you like me to say?
Piper: I want
you to tell me why you did that. Why you didn't wait for my cue?
Fake Phoebe: Well,
because I was afraid we were going to be attacked.
Piper: Yeah, well, I'm afraid of
Ok. Don't use the guilt card with me. Like
you did with Cole.
Piper: Cole? Can you think of perhaps a more recent example?
Fake Phoebe: Well,
yeah, I can, but I can't right now because I'm a little flustered.
cannot believe that you care more about getting back to your new condo than
Fake Phoebe: How can you even say that?
Piper: Do you have another explanation?
Fake Phoebe: Well, yes.
I do. But I'm not going to tell you.
Fake Phoebe: Billie. Hey. What are you doing here?
Billie: You told me I could use your room,
Fake Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Right. I just meant I didn't know you were still here.
you want me to leave?
Fake Phoebe: No. No. Don't be silly.
Fake Phoebe: So why don't you tell me about how your search for
Chrissie is going.
Fake Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean. Whatever.
Piper: First, all she
cares about is her stupid condo, then she comes back here to help and now
she's suddenly trigger happy? She's all over the map.
Paige: I'm sure there's some
perfectly good reason.
Piper: Oh, yeah. Well, I am still waiting for it.
Paige: Maybe she
Piper: Flustered? If anybody has the right to be flustered around here it
would be the newly single mom, ok?
Paige: You're right.
Piper: Now, I have to go find
another damn wizard. Where is the book?
Paige: Guess it's still in the attic.
Paige: hey, mister. You better not be canceling on me.
Henry: Uh, I'm
not. Unless you're breaking up with me, then maybe I should.
Paige: Oh, got you
Henry: Little bit. Little bit. I finished those letters. And wrote you
a love letter. Got inspired.
Paige: I can't wait to hear it. Assuming you still
want to read it to me.
Henry: Why wouldn't I?
need you doat theon stat.
Henry: Hang on a second, Paige. What's going on?
Intercom: GPS went down on your parolee's transmitters. Sergeant needs you to
help find them.
Paige: What does that mean?
Henry: Means I got to go.
Paige: What about
Henry: Sorry, Paige. Bad luck.
Leprechuan: I'm not on call, you know.
Paige: Look, I'm not in
the mood, ok? Really, really, I'm not. And besides, you guys owe me.
a little somebody named shamus?
Leprechuan: Ha! Now it's blackmail, is it?
Paige: No. It's not
blackmail. Look, I just need my boyfriend Henry to have a little bit of luck
which is why I need your help. So just please come meet me at the police
station in an hour and I will explain everything to you, ok?
Leprechuan: All right. But
don't be late. I'm a busy leprechaun, you know.
Go n-eiri -an-bothar leat!
Paige: Don't you just hate leprechauns?
You know what
Yes. I think I do.
wwith my powers?
Phoebe: That's what I'm
trying to tell you. I think our powers were downsized as well.
Paige: Rock. Uh, who's he?
He's the demon that replaced us with lookalikes. Which,
by the way, I can't even believe that you didn't notice that wasn't me.
Well, so are we. You only vanquished a wizard with us. She van--
not you. Whatever.
Wait a second.
used the Power of Three.
Yeah. I think that's part of their plan. They keep
us here, and then use the Power of Three to vanquish some guy named the
slave king and unfortunately, us.
We have to get to
Piper somehow before
Yeah, but how?
Billie: So then I tried to match the symbol with the council
but it wasn't a direct match. It just didn't work.
Fake Phoebe: I don't understand.
know what? That's just a really boring story.
Yeah. I think you
should just give up. I mean, it's not like you're going to really find her
Paige, don't start with me, ok? I have a headache.
Patra-as-Paige: Forget it, lady.
I'm on to you.
What do you mean?
Patra-as-Paige: [Chuckles] Relax. It's just me, Patra.
Fake Phoebe: Oh, thank
god. This sister stuff is taxing.
Patra-as-Paige: Don't worry. It'll all be over soon.
you are. If you two are up here to gang up on me, forget it.
Patra-as-Paige: No. Of course
not. Phoebe's come to apologize, haven't you, Phoebe?
Piper: Really? Ok... I'm
Fake Phoebe: Well, Piper, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for not
myself lately, and if it seems that I don't care about what you're going
through, I'm sorry.
Piper: Thank you. I'm sorry, too.
Patra-as-Paige: Well, great. Now that that's
taken care of, I've got to lead.
Piper: What? How?
Patra-as-Paige: Whitelighter grapevine. Turns
out that there's a fast rising demon in the underworld known as the Slave
Piper: Oh, the slave king. Yeah, I've heard of him.
Piper: Really? I haven't.
What do you say we track him down and see if we can
Piper: I don't know. I think we should focus on this demonic seer I
No, no. The elders say he's pretty evil. He's enslaved an entire
demonic race for centuries now.
Piper: Well, that actually sounds like a good
No. It's not. He's forcing them to do his demonic bidding.
just something we should check on is all. What have we got to lose? Yeah.
Piper: You two seem awfully gung ho about this.
Well, anything to find Leo, hon.
Should we look at the book?
Leprechuan: I can't believe I'm being stood up. By a witch.
So you see anything?
Leprechuan: Why didn't you meet me like you said?
Patra-as-Paige: Oh, I'm
Leprechuan: You're sorry? Someone who's got
things to do than chasing the whims of a witch. No matter how good you been to the
Patra-as-Paige: Well, I've just been busy helping my sister.
Leprechuan: I was just
trying to give your boyfriend a little luck. That is what you want, isn't
Patra-as-Paige: That sounds just... swell. So how about you go give that guy some luck.
Scamper off. Skeedaddle. Go with god.
But after this, we're even. Go n-eiri an bothar leat!
Now where were we?
Leprechuan: Slainte is tainte!
Hey. Henry? You're in luck. Look who I found.
Where'd you find him?
I was just walking in and there he was. Walked right
up to me and turned himself in.
Henry! Got two more for you. Caught them
just before they left town.
you find them? I've been looking for them for weeks.
Yeah, it's Mitchell.
Henry: What? I just won ten thous-- I just won $10,000. I just won $10,000! What is
going on today?
Piper: Well, he's powerful, but he's no seer. I don't know why he
would know who's after us. Maybe the elders don't know what they're talking
Well, who are we to question them?
question them all the time.
Right. Maybe this time they just know something
Piper: Ok. Can we get on with this? I have to get to work.
vanquishing potion in there?
Ok. Well, we can make one, right? There
should be one in the back of the book. Just flip to the back of the book.
know, thank you. What was that?
you see that?
Piper: You didn't see that? That was weird. It felt like
somebody was calling me or something.
That is odd.
Is that the potion?
right. What is the matter with you two?
It's about time.
We're gonna need some henbane, gypsy's blood and hemlock root. Together
Piper, are you ok?
You punched me.
I did not punch you.
It's her demonic double.
Piper: What? What are
you talking about?
Piper: Oh, no, no, no. Don't tell me we're stuck in the dollhouse.
It seems to be an annual event for you.
Piper: Oh, I should've known they were
Speaking of demons, did they mention a Slave King to you?
Piper: Yes. Right
before I showed them the vanquishing potion.
Oh, great. Well, there's
nothing you could've done.
Phoebe: Maybe if I'd been around more lately...
Forget about it, Phoebe. It wasn't your fault.
The question is how do we get
out of here? We couldn't even call you with the lost witch spell.
Piper: Oh, that
was you. I thought I felt something.
Maybe it'll work on
don't even have enough power to cast a spell.
No. But maybe we have enough
to get through to
the spirit board.
Do you think Grams made a replica of that?
Billie: Christy? D-o-l-l-
d-o-l-l-h-o-u-s-e dollhouse? You guys, the weirdest thing just happened.
Billie: No. But you don't understand. The spirit board, it
worked. I actually got a message.
What kind of message?
Billie: Well, it spelled out
We really don't have time for yourght
no this is a joke, right? You guys
have to be joking.
Do we look like we're joking?
Did anybody ever tell you
what a giant pain in the ass you are?
I don't know why we keep you
get rid of her.
Gladly. Front porch.
That was fun. Do you
think we were too hard on her?
I would hate to have blown our cover.
matter. We don't have to look like The Charmed Ones anymore. We've got The
Power of Three. It's time to free our kind.
Slave King: How dare you escape me. And how
dare you return! Come closer. Come closer. You would've been wise to have
taken your own lives on the outside. Rather than suffer through how I'm
going to take them for you. Where's the other?
He's waiting for us to bring him the good news.
good news? What good news?
Of your demise.
Slave King: [Laughing] Kill them.
Now! It worked. We did it. I don't believe it.
just out of curiosity, if this doesn't work, what's plan B?
This is plan B.
Billie was plan A.
Piper: Well, remind me to evict her
we get his.
You're sure this is gonna work?
Well, I hope so. It's your plan.
You have a point there.
Ok. Do it now.
Oh, it only moved a
Well, maybe that's because I am little.
Well, try again. Keep
Paige: Pointy thing.
Ok, Piper. You're up.
[Whistling] Hello? We'd like to have a little chat down here. Ok. A
little to the left.
Paige: [Whispering] Pointy thing. Perfect. What do you want?
You. Let's get out
Where's Savard? Savard?
Oh, I think they have a height advantage.
Our kind is finally free, but now Savard
will never see it.
I don't understand. How could they have killed him?
don't know. But they did.
Ok, if Billie doesn't show up in like 2 seconds,
we're doll parts.
on. There me anyway. Talk fast.
Well, our individual powers are diminished,
put not The Power of Three. Obviously they're using it.
if we can get them to stop channeling us, and use their demonic powers, then
we can get the Power of Three back.
Theoretically speaking, right?
got are theories.
This is for Savard.
Hey, hey. Hang on a second. What are
gonna kill me with my own powers what are you, kidding me?
How insulting let alone
Yeah. Show some pride. You know what I mean? Be original.
must suffer from really low self esteem near as I can figure.
clearly why they had to steal our powers.
That must be very humiliating.
thank god. I knew you guys wouldn't really be that mean to me.
know I can be a huge pain in the ass sometimes--
Billie, zip it! Go get the
Billie: Oh, the book.
Find the power switching spell.
Billie: Switch, uh...
switch bodies with powers. And then, you know. Improvise.
Ok. Who are we
I thought we booted your ass out.
Billie: Uh, you did. But they didn't. What's theirs is yours, what's yours is theirs. I offer up this gift
share. Switch the bodies through the air.
You wanted to live like us, now I
guess you get to die like us.
Well, they say imitation is the
greatest form of flattery. Well, they do.
Paige: Hey, Henry.
Paige: Guess what?
Paige: I like you.
Henry: Hey, Paige. Guess what?
Henry: I like you, too.
tell you, this day is getting a lot better than how it started.
Paige: Yeah. So
Henry: Why do you keep saying things like that? What do you have to tell me?
Come on. It can't be that bad. Rooftop picnic. Starlight, candles. Wait,
wait. I want to guess first actually. Hold on. Let me see. You used to be a
man before? No. That's not true, right?
Come on. Tell me. What is it?
Paige: I don't think you're gonna like it.
Henry: You try
Paige: Have you ever wondered about the kind of strange things that happen with
me and kind of since you've known me? Like why was I there trying to help
your parolee? How did I find that baby's father so quickly? How'd you get
that guy to tell the truth? How did you get shot and miraculously survive?
even little things like today. Finding your keys and your wallet. And then
there's that winning o the $10,000 thing which you should probably give to
charity. Because that, you know--
Henry: ok. Ok. What are you trying to tell me, Paige?
Paige: Do you believe in magic?
Henry: I don't know. I don't think about it much.
Paige: I think it's time that you did. Lights. I'm doing that
Paige: I'm a witch. I have powers. I can make these kind of things
happen. I'm not the kind of witch that rides around on broomsticks, or the
hat or with the little black cat. That sort of thing. I use my powers for
good. I help people. And this is not going well, and I can see how
completely scared off you are from me.
right there, and it won't hurt my feelings.
Henry: Look at me. I'm not
Piper: Hang on. There's just one more.
Phoebe: Really? I thought I grabbed all the
Piper: Well, this one I kind of put together for you just in case you need
more herbs or potion vials, or crystals, or you know cliff notes, just in
Phoebe: Just in case a demon attacks.
Don't laugh. It's gonna happen. And you know it. And when it does, you're
gonna be alone.
Phoebe: Piper, I'm just moving into town, you know. It's not that
Piper: Yeah. But it's not down the hall.
Phoebe: That's true. You know, if you
don't want me to go...
Piper: no. You've got to go. There's some blonde chick
asleep in your room. I'm just a little sad. But I can be a little sad.
Phoebe: Absolutely. I'm sad, too.
just... you know, it's been a lot of change. You know this will always be my
home, right? And that will never change. This is family.
Piper: Yeah. Ok. You've
got to go.
Phoebe: See you.
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