The show opens with a funeral wake for
the girls, who
“died” in the season finale. Victor is there as the host.
A group of parents from the playgroup and their
children and people who went and worked at P3 gather around a picture of
Piper, and her urn.
Around Phoebe's photo and her urn are a group
of little people and her workers from Bay Mirror. Around Paige’s urn
and photo, a magical little person, a leprechaun, intermittently leaves some roses on the table. In
walks a pretty brown-haired lady and tells Victor it’s a good turn out.
He looks at her again and asks, "Phoebe?" She tells him that she's
Piper. She then points to another woman and tells him that’s
Phoebe. In walks a female celebrity; she goes to Paige’s urn and
expresses her loss of her dear friend Paige. The other two women grab
her by the arm and take her into the kitchen. They all morph back into
their original form: Piper, Paige and Phoebe. Paige tells them that
somebody had to cry for her. Piper tells her sister they all
need to be low key, so she asks why she came as a celebrity. Paige
is more concerned with the lack of visitors and that nobody cared about
her death. Phoebe reassures Paige by pointing out all the Leprechauns
that were there. Paige sniffs that she meant “real people”. In walks Leo
disguised as a hunk; Piper than changes him to Leo. The girls, it
seems, are having an identity crisis. Paige starts hearing jingling.
Piper tells her not to listen to it. Paige explains that’s easy for her
to say as she’s not a white-lighter. Phoebe looks out the kitchen door
and sees a guy she use to work with, who she thought never ever have
looked at her.
Victor shakes hands with a dark man who
asks how the girls got killed. The man gives Victor his card and says he
would like to sell the house for Victor. Victor gives the card back to
him and tells him to get out of his house. Outside, the
man kills another real estate agent with an
energy ball. In the underground cave, a number of demons are awaiting
word from the dark man. He is really Haas,
a demon. He orbs in and tells them that they want the
Charmed house because it is a house of power.
He tells them all that he will kill Victor and get the house.
At the police station, Agent Murphy
tells Agent Keyes that the case is not closed on the
Charmed ones. Agent Keyes is leaving because he believes the case
is closed. However, he tells Agent Murphy he does believe the girls are
not dead but in hiding. Keyes tells Murphy to keep low or the
girls will never come out of hiding.
Back at the Manor, Victor is talking to
Dex, the guy Phoebe was looking at earlier, who
tells him how he knew Phoebe. He worked at the paper with Phoebe. The
fake Phoebe talks to Dex and starts to flirt with
him. She questions why he never asked Phoebe out, since he liked
her. Piper rushes in and shows Dex to the
door. Piper yells at Phoebe for picking up a guy at her own funeral.
In the living room, Wyatt starts to cry when Piper (who is still in
disguise) approaches him. Leo picks up Wyatt and comforts him; the girls
morph into their real selves. Victor tells the girls that Wyatt and
Chris can’t tell it’s them and that why they are afraid of them. Phoebe
has an idea to fix this. She casts a spell to end confusion for the
family, due to their new identities. She tells her sisters to pick a
look and stick with it, but Victor points out that’s not going to help
the boys. Phoebe tells him the boys will see the real them, not their
fake identities that the world will see. Phoebe and Piper decide to go
shopping to test out their new identities.
At home, Paige talks to Grams,
explaining that she wants a normal life outside of magic. Grams tells
Paige to get out of the house and into the world to find out what she
really wants. In a movie theater, people are watching a horror movie. A
demon called Elkin appears and starts killing people, using their fear
against them. Paige orbs in and confronts the demon. He throws
an energy ball at Paige, so she falls.
In walks a young woman, Billie, dressed in black leather. The demon
throws a fireball at Billie, but she sidesteps it and the demon leaves.
Paige, still on the floor, sees all this and wonders who the woman is.
Back at the Manor, the Elder named
Jonah orbs in and talks to Victor. He tells Victor he sympathizes with
him. He and the other elders think it would be better if the boys were
raised by someone who knows about magic, rather than Victor. Victor
declares that he's not taking the boys. Leo hears them talking, but he
doesn’t go in the room because he doesn’t want the Elders to know he is
alive, too. Jonah backs down from taking the
Down at the underworld Cave, the demon
Haas is making fun of the demon Elkin because he was beaten by one
witch. Elkin tells him that there was a white-lighter there, too.
They plan on killing the Halliwell's father together. At the Manor,
Paige is scrying; Piper and Phoebe enter and
chide her for scrying because they're not
suppose to be using magic. Paige tells them about the demon and the
girl. Downstairs, the demon Haas and Elkin wait for Victor to come
downstairs to kill him.
Paige is telling her sisters about the
girl; they wonder if she was a bad witch. Paige doesn’t think so. She
tells them she wasn’t trying to hurt her but was trying to kill the
demon. Grams appears and tells them to leave
Paige alone, but they tell her to butt out. She says that they gave up
their legacy. As they argue, Paige hears another jingle. Victor goes
downstairs and sees the demons. Just as the demons are about to
kill him, the front door is kicked in and in walks Billie. The demon
Elkin demands to know who she is. Upstairs, the girls and Gram hear the
explosion. They know that noise can’t be a good sign. They see Billie
taking care of the demons. Phoebe wants to help
Billie, but Piper says they can’t.
Phoebe tells Paige that she thinks Billie is her next
white-lighter charge. They also ponder what
the demon is really after. They are worried they were exposed, but they
know they can’t vanquish the demon or it will make a statement to the
other demons, who will go after their dad again.
Later, Victor walks in at the front
door of his condo, but the demon Haas and twp other demons are
already there. Haas asks about the women at the Manor; Victor replies
that three of them are cousins and that he doesn’t know who the other
woman was. He says the cousins live at the manor now, but Haas counters
that they aren’t because he’s going to move in.
Wyatt walks in and stands in front of Victor, so Haas laughs at Wyatt
protecting Victor. Wyatt raises his hand and hits Haas with a
bolt, and he kills the other demon with the demon’s own energy ball. He
swiftly kills the other demon, so Haas decides to shimmer out. At the
underground cave, Haas tells the other demons it was a set-up and
believes somebody other than Wyatt did it all. He tells them that he
believes the Charmed Ones are still alive. Back at the condo, Victor
morphs into Phoebe, Wyatt morphs back into Piper, and later Paige
enters the room thru the front door. At
Billie’s room, she is getting ready to go to class.