Buffy the Vampire Favorite Quotes
Season 7, episode 6: "Him"
You're gonna live in the small room over there. I know it looks
like a closet, but it's a room now. You can not touch my food, I
take the first shower in the morning, and if I use up all the
hot water that's your tough noogies.
think I can't stand him, but then sometimes...
Dawn: You love him?
Buffy: No. I
feel for him.
Dawn: You know what, maybe I
don't want advice from the dysfunction queen.
no, daddy no! I wasn't....! When I was looking, I wasn't...! Oh
there with you.
might have said that you came on a little strong.
Dawn: Oh my God, I'm the pushy queen of slut town.
sorry it's just...check out time was an hour ago. We were hoping
to make up the bed. And also, it's a class room, you chowder head!
Now get off the boy, Buffy. We're going home.
Willow, you're a gay woman. And he isn't.
isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.
physical presence has a penis!
Willow: I can
work around it!
Anya: I'd kill
kill for a chocolate bar.
Anya: What are
you gonna do, use magic to make him into a girl? Damn.
Dawn: What am I, gonna compete with you? You're older
and hotter and have sex that's rough and kill people!
Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slipping
that jacket on just a little bit?
refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.
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