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Buffy the Vampire Favorite Quotes
Season 7, episode 1: "Lessons"
It's about power. Who's got it. Who knows how to use it. So...
Who's got the power, Dawn? Dawn: Well, I've
got the stake. Buffy:
is not the power. Dawn: But he's
new. He doesn't know his strength. He might not know all those
fancy martial arts skills they inevitably seem to pick up. Buffy: Who's got
the power? Dawn: (sighs) He
planned to get killed, come back as a vampire, and bite you.
there anything you don't know everything about? Giles:
Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.
Dawn: I love
to dance, I like music. I'm very into Britney Spears' early
work, before she sold out, so mostly her, um, finger painting
and macaroni art. Very underrated. Uh, favorite activities
include not ever having to do this again, and uh...
sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys. And no offense, but,
they were hotties. I mean, I'm sure you had a great
thing is... I had a speech. I learned it all. Oh, god, she won't
understand, she won't understand. Warren: Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm
beyond her understanding. She's a girl! With sugar and spice and
everything... useless unless you're baking. I'm more than that.
More than flesh... (morphs into Glory) Glory: ...more than blood. I'm — you know, I honestly
don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my
name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't
been torn off. But not just yet. That's all right, though...
(morphs into Adam) Adam: ...I can be patient. Everything is well within
parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are
you, number 17. You're right where you belong. (morphs into
Mayor Wilkins) Mayor Wilkins: So what'd you think? You'd get your soul
back and everything would be jim dandy? A soul's slipperier than
a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you
probably thought that you'd be your own man. And I respect that,
but... (morphs into Drusilla) Drusilla: ...you never will. You'll always be mine.
You'll always be in the dark with me - singing our little songs.
You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them,
right from the beginning. And that's where we're going...
(morphs into the Master) The Master: ...right back to the beginning. Not the bang,
not the word... the true beginning. The next few months are
going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn
something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a
pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you...
tried to do what's right. Just like her. You still don't get it.
It's not about right, not about wrong... (Cuts to Buffy) Buffy: ...it's
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