Oliver: What happened? Thea okay?
John: The cops brought her home. She and some of her friends broke into a
store tried on some dresses last night. Lit up the breathalyzer like a Christmas
tree. So how was your evening, sir?
Oliver: You mean, after I said I had to go bathroom at dinner and never came
John: I guess from now on I'll be watching you pee.
Moira: Last time it was public intoxication. This time breaking and entering.
My, how we are moving up in the criminal world.
Thea: Mm. You know, when you pay off the store owner you should check out the
merchandise. - They got some pretty killer outfits.
Lucas: Maybe he's finally figured out there's easier ways to kill people than
with a bow and arrow. Uh, it's like you said, the guy's a whack job.
Oliver: So what do you think? Great spot for a nightclub or what?
Tommy: Sweet. Though, I gotta tell you, man, f you're thinking calling it
Queens, I don't think you're gonna get the clientele you were hoping for.
Oliver: Private office?
Tommy: For the private one-on-one meetings, I would imagine.
Oliver: Hopefully the occasional two-on-one meeting.
Tommy: How about tomorrow night, the two of us go and scope out the
competition? There's a new club opening downtown. It's called Poison. Max Fuller
Oliver: Max Fuller.
Oliver: I slept with his fiancee.
Tommy: Yeah, before the wedding.
Oliver: It was at rehearsal dinner.
Tommy: The rehearsal dinner is technically before the wedding, right? Ha, ha.
Oliver: Ha, ha.
Tommy: And besides, who stays mad at a castaway?
John: Well, this is the Glades, right? Your rich white friends wouldn't come
to this neighborhood on a bet.
Laurel: Joanna, I'm over him.
Laurel: And you don't believe me.
Joanna: Well, I would have if I wouldn't have just caught you trolling for
articles on him!
Laurel: I wasn't trolling!
Joanna: Okay. That's gotta stop. So we are going out tonight. And-- and
we are gonna have some shots, and we are gonna dance with men that we don't
know, and we are gonna stay out way too late.
Laurel: I really don't think I can go out tonight.
Joanna: It is adorable that you actually think I'm giving you a choice.
Thea: Grounded? I've never been grounded.
Moira: Well, you've never committed larceny before.
Alexei: First, we will drink to each other's health then I will look into the
identity of this man you seek. Aah. I will also confirm that you are
really Bratva captain. Should this not be the case, I will send my mechanic here
to find you and kill you and your family.
Bouncer: I don't see your name on the list.
John: Mr. Queen.
Oliver: Oh. I have never seen this guy before in my life. Ever.
Tommy: Oh, wow. Doesn't you going out and having fun violate some kind
of law? You know, like the ones that are carved on a stone tablet?
Laurel: That's cute, Tommy.
Tommy: You wanna get to him? You've gotta go through me. Wow, they are
probably gonna go through me.
Laurel: So is this over, Max? Or are you gonna have your boys pound on me
Tommy: The girl's pretty cute.
John: That's my sister-in-law.
Tommy: Who I will never speak to or look at...Ever. Gonna grab a booth.
Carly: So sweet of you to adopt two white boys. They need a good role
Tommy: Look, man about Laurel. I was gonna tell you. I was just trying to
figure out the right way.
Oliver: To tell somebody that you slept with their girlfriend after they went
missing and were then presumed dead. What, there's no greeting card for
Oliver: No, Mr. Queen was my father.
Felicity: Right, but he's dead. I mean, he drowned. You didn't, which
means you could come down to the IT Department and listen to me babble. Which
Will end. In 3...2...1.
Oliver: Having trouble with my computer and they told me that you were the
person to come and see. I was at my coffee shop surfing the web and I
spilt a latte on it.
Felicity: Because these look like bullet holes.
Oliver: My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood.
Felicity: Look, I don't wanna get in the middle of some Shakespearean
family drama thing.
Felicity: Mr. Steele marrying your mom. Claudius,
Oliver: I didn't study Shakespeare at any of the four schools that I
dropped out of.
Tommy: I wanted to talk to you about last night.
Laurel: You mean how I saved your asses? You're welcome.
Tommy: Okay, first of all, we shall never, ever speak of that ever
again. Secondly, I think you know that I meant the other thing.
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