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Mary's Y&R Twists
Mary
Redmond's Comedy
Twist #8
VICTORIA’S SECRET
Victoria is exceptionally brash and catty with her mother
this morning asking such questions as “Have you slept with Brad yet?”
Nikki says of course not but that is only a technicality. Vicki tells her
mother to remember how much Victor loves her. I wonder who in the Newman
house is going to get the call from the lab about Victor’s expiring
frozen sperm – Miguel? “ Good evening, Mr. Newman the lab just called
and your sperm is set to expire as of tomorrow. Would you like me to go
pick it up for you?”
MILLIONAIRES BAKING MUFFINS
Well, if Katherine can hide out in a homeless shelter for
billionaires two blocks from the police detective's station and not be
found then I guess having Mamie bake breakfast and discuss corporate
finance in the same breath is all possible. The Abbott family sits down for
breakfast and Cole keeps complaining about being blocked – he is as bad
as the ubiquitous laxative and gas commercials we see every 10 minutes on
daytime. The marriage between Cole and Ashley is getting about as exciting
as stale bread.
THE SERIOUS SHORTAGE OF LAWYERS IN GENOA CITY
Olivia gets referred to a divorce lawyer and –what do
you know- who should she run into but Michael Baldwin. Olivia has the same
perpetually distressed look on her face when she discusses her last name
with Michael and the coincidence that it is the same as her brother in
law. How convenient. She won’t have to change her name a third time when
she marries Neil.
VICTOR TELLS BRAD HE IS A DECOY
Victor is not as brave as Bob Dole and can’t discuss his
inability to have another child with Bradley, so he tells him he’s on to
his games . Brad doesn’t look as if he is going to take this advice very
seriously.
THE TRAGEDY GOES ON AND ON AND ON…
Enough already. Tricia is continuing this nauseating
heartache about “It's all my fault I lost the baby, I deceived my husband
and went off the pill…” She sounds just like a 1950’s housewife with
a serious need of education on the facts of pregnancy and childbirth. This
is almost as bad as her husband Ryan asking “How did this happen?”
about 50 times in the doctor’s office when she told him she was
pregnant.
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