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Mary's Y&R Twists
Mary
Redmond's Comedy Twist #2
KATHERINE CHANCELLOR AND SHERLOCK HOLMES IN INDIA
Get ready for the most ludicrous plot to hit Genoa city
since Victor was held hostage in the desert. Katherine and Paul check in
(?) to some type of bungalow in India outside of Calcutta in search of the
long lost Brock. As soon as they step outside they ask the first person
they see, this old Indian man who looks like a bad imitation of Gandhi if
they have seen a man who looks like Brock's picture. Gandhi tells of
villagers in a village mile away who know a man who has come all the way
to India from America to help the poor and no one can figure out why
(Probably to escape the looney bin in Genoa City) what do you know... in a
country of 100 million people and they only have to ask one guy. I can
just see Cricket show up in one of her bright pink,
pretending-to-be-a-lawyer miniskirts offering to pitch in a la Mother
Theresa.
MAJOR TRAGEDY OF THE WEEK
This goes to poor Tricia who is in the hospital after
losing her baby. Of course, everyone is in tears, Tricia, Megan and Ryan,
enough to go through a warehouse of Kleenex. Did you ever wonder why so
many women on soap operas lose their babies? In real life, about one in
one hundred pregnancies end in miscarriage but on the soaps its about one
in two. Nina, Victoria, and now Tricia all lost babies, and Cricket can't
even get pregnant in the first place. Must be something in the water.
MALCOLM'S X IS HEAD OVER HEELS
Well, it didn't take him too long to get over Olivia. Now
he tells Callie he knows just what he wants and its her. (Poor little Nate
is going to need years of counseling to get over having two fathers dump
his mother for worthless tramps) Callie remembers she is still married to
the thug of the show. Oh boy, here it comes. Malcolm is going to get beat
up and Olivia will have to treat him in the hospital. Maybe she'll give
him an accidental Lorena-Bobbitt with the knife trick.
THE DRAGON LADY HOLDS BILLY HOSTAGE AGAIN
Jill can't figure out why Billy is misbehaving. (With a
mother like her, do you really need to ask?) She lost her golden lighter
and when she shakes Mac's purse it falls out. Uh-oh. Jill has that evil
look in her eyes like she is going to draw blood. Mac might be better off
spending the night in the homeless shelter.
VICTORIA AS A SUPERMODEL (GAG)
The faceless stalker is writing Victoria an email as he
looks at her pictures. Just what Vicki needs - to be kidnapped and held
for ransom. At this point, Victor might have to mortgage the farm to get
her back.
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