Y&R Best Lines Monday 10/30/17

Y&R Best Lines Monday 10/30/17


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Sharon: Okay, well, you can always help me decorate for the party we're hosting.

Scott: Halloween? Bah, humbug.

Sharon: What? What's wrong with halloween?

Scott: Two things. It's the holiday featuring the worst use of sugar in human history -- candy corn. I mean, need I say more?

Sharon: Okay. Second?

Scott: Halloween pranks. Kids, uh, tp'ing houses, soaping windows, tossing eggs on their neighbors' cars. It's always annoyed the crap out of me. I'll even throw in a third. It's pumpkin spice everything sitting on the shelves next to the early christmas decorations. Every year around this time, my brain explodes.


Scott: Kids don't like me. It's always been that way. I think I'm a little afraid of them, to tell you the truth. They instinctually know that I'm not someone they're ever gonna really warm up to, so they -- they shy away.

Sharon: So you've worked in war zones and you've been kidnapped by terrorists, and the idea of meeting my 11-year-old daughter has got you breaking out in a cold sweat.

Scott: Not a full-on panic attack. Just maybe a little bit of an elevated heart rate and, uh, a little hyperventilating perhaps.

Sharon: Well, don't worry. You and Faith are gonna love each other. I just know it. And you're going to rediscover the magic of halloween all in one night. But, um, betsy burke better not show up.

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