Y&R Best Lines Thursday 6/15/17

Y&R Best Lines Thursday 6/15/17

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Scott: Heard about your new project. A dating app? Wow. With something that original, you know, how could it not be a big money-maker?

Abby: Well, we're just about to beta-test now. In fact, you should be involved.

Scott: Mm.

Abby: You could use all the help you can get finding a woman to put up with you.

Scott: Thank you for looking out for me, but I don't need to rely on swiping my cell to get a date.

Abby: Oh, of course! Yeah, I'm sure women are just flocking to self-righteous egotistical men. Yeah, and our app -- it's not just another online romance platform. It's next-generation, it's innovative, it's highly personalized, but as good as it is, it's not a miracle worker.

Juliet: You can't be here, Cane. I'm calling security.

Cane: Hey. Please. Don't do that. Just hear me out, all right? My life is falling apart, and you are the only person who can help me.

Lily: Victoria. Hi. Come on in.

Victoria: Thank you.

Lily: Uh, this is a surprise.

Victoria: Uh, are Charlie and Mattie around?

Lily: No. Why? What's wrong?

Victoria: I need to speak with cane. We need to clarify a few details about the closing of the Asian deal in Tokyo.

Lily: He's not here. Is this about the case? 'Cause he was sure it'd be thrown out today.

Victoria: Yes, well, it wasn't, and we're heading to trial. And, fair warning, things could get really ugly and fast.

Phyllis: It is a horrible situation, and I understand that you really care about brash & sassy!, But no more. Not tonight. No more thinking or talking about the harassment case. You know why? Because we're celebrating! And I managed to cram your vinyl collection and your sporting gear into every closet and cupboard that we have in our apartment, emphasis on our.

Billy: You are a miracle worker. And I will spend the rest of the night showing you just how grateful I am. Let me start by buying you a drink. Come with me, young lady.

Phyllis: Oh! Okay. Hey there.

Chelsea: Hey.

Phyllis: That's romantic, bringing your stylish girlfriend to work.

Nick: Yep.

Billy: Phyllis and I are here celebrating. Being back together. This is us celebrating being back together.

Chelsea: Congratulations.

Billy: Thank you.

Phyllis: Thanks, Chelsea.

Nick: What, is it my turn?

Phyllis: I didn't think we needed your blessing, nick.

Nick: You know what, after all the grief this guy's put my sister through, I'm gonna tell you the exact same thing I told her. You can do better.

[Door opens]

Mariah: Hey!

Sharon: Hey.

Mariah: Cute dress. Is it new?

Sharon: What, this? Um, yes. What are you doing home? I thought you had a date with Devon.

Mariah: I do. I just came back to change. Is that your cheese soufflé that I smell? Wait, wait. New dress. Table set for two. Is something special happening tonight?

Scott: Heard about your new project. A dating app? Wow. With something that original, you know, how could it not be a big money-maker?

Abby: Well, we're just about to beta-test now. In fact, you should be involved.

Scott: Mm.

Abby: You could use all the help you can get finding a woman to put up with you.

Scott: Thank you for looking out for me, but I don't need to rely on swiping my cell to get a date.

Abby: Oh, of course! Yeah, I'm sure women are just flocking to self-righteous egotistical men. Yeah, and our app -- it's not just another online romance platform. It's next-generation, it's innovative, it's highly personalized, but as good as it is, it's not a miracle worker.

Scott: Mm.

Abby: I mean, it can't find dates for the undateable. Sorry.

Scott: Ouch! Cool burn. But I'm actually seeing someone tonight.

Abby: A blind date, I'm sure, and I use that term loosely. I'm just shocked that you're not slaving away at home on your little online magazine trying not to lose our little challenge.

Scott: You were serious about that? You really want to see whose project can be more profitable?

Abby: I don't joke.

Scott: No, I'm painfully aware of that. Okay, then. Game on. I wish you all the best with the naked matchmaker, and I'm sure your reputation will make it a huge success.

Abby: You know, your little obsession with the "naked heiress" thing -- it's getting a little bit creepy. But I guess it's better than obsessing over hashtag, 'cause then you'd have to realize that anyone with a browser can look up whatever news they want at any time. But wait -- but wait! Yours is gonna be different because -- and let's hold for the anticipation!

Dun, dun-dun-dun-dun, duhhh you're gonna charge for a subscription! Oh, my gosh! How amazing! Go get 'em, tiger!

Zack: Abby. Glad you're still here.

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