Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 12/20/16

Y&R Best Lines Tuesday 12/20/16


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Michael: [Sighs] So, on the phone, you said you need some legal advice.

Jill: Yes, Michael, but not your average "call up any lawyer in the phone book" legal advice. I need a ruthless, unrelenting bastard of an attorney. So, can you help me?

Michael: [Inhales deeply] Waiter! Drink, please.

Paul: No, you're right. You, uh, you had to put up with a lot, I must say.

Lauren: [Laughing] I did. I did. Oh, and what about Mary's signature dish?

Paul: Sauerkraut and spare ribs.

Lauren: Oh! She made that every time we went there for dinner!

Paul: Well, that's because she was under the impression it was my favorite.

Lauren: [Laughing] Oh, no. She did that because she knew I detested it.

Paul: Oh.

Lauren: Do you know to this day I cannot look at sauerkraut without seeing your mother's face?

Paul: Well, I did lead her to believe that it -- it was indeed my favorite.

Lauren: Because you're a good son.

Paul: No, because I'm a good liar. I mean, my mom was a lot of great things, but, uh... a gourmet chef was not one of them.

Lauren: [Laughs] No! Can you imagine what she would have done with a steak?

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