Y&R Best Lines Wednesday 9/16/15
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Marisa: Well, did you take my advice last night? Did you stay in the suite?
Mariah: Yes. We did. And it was... it was just awful.
Marisa: Oh, no.
Noah: That bad, huh?
Mariah: It was duller than reading a dictionary. I have had better sex in my sleep.
Noah: Okay. Didn't need to know that. I get it.
Marisa: Well, wait. Does Kevin feel the same way?
Mariah: No! That's what makes this all so horrible. He had a great time. He woke up this morning smiling from ear to ear like I'd made his life complete.
Michael: Oh, hard at work, I see.
Kevin: Yeah, well, if I am slacking off, it's your fault.
Michael: My fault? What did I do?
Kevin: You only ruined my life, encouraged me to take another risk at love, which i did last night with Mariah.
Michael: Oh. And...? What happened?
Kevin: Nothing. At least, not for me.
Michael: Oh, uh. You mean, you couldn't...
Kevin: Of course, I could. I just mean there was no...
Michael: No what?
Kevin: I don't know. No chemistry.
Michael: You're kidding me.
Kevin: Does this look like the face of someone who's kidding? I've gotten more excited writing computer code.
Michael: Well, what about Mariah? What did she think?
Kevin: That's the worst part. She had the time of her life. Woke up this morning, she was smiling from ear to ear. It's like I made her life complete.
Kevin: Look, I'm gonna pass on all that, 'cause we need to talk. The thing is, when you get right down to it, the sex was -- it was totally not great.
Mariah: Yeah, look, I know that's how you feel, and I think that that's really flattering. It's -- did you say not great?
Kevin: And I hate to disappoint you, 'cause I know how great it was for you.
Mariah: It wasn't!
Kevin: And I just wish that, for me, it-- it wasn't? Did you say it wasn't? Like, you had as bad a time as I had?
Mariah: Oh, my god. It was awful.
Kevin: Awkward. Boring.
Mariah: A complete snooze-fest.
Mariah: [Sighs] I have never been so relieved in my life to have not turned somebody on.
Kevin: Tell me about it.
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