Best Y&R Lines Monday 9/23/13

Y&R Best Lines Monday 9/23/13


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Paul: Okay. Welcome to the last available hotel room within 50 miles of Winnetka.

Nikki: Well, I can see why.

Paul: Oh, come on. Don't be spoiled. It's not that bad. Okay, maybe you're right. Well, look at it this way. What we lack in accommodations we are gaining in authentic Chicago-style pizza. There's got to be 3 1/2 pounds of cheese on this thing.

Nikki: You know, what are the odds that there would be a medical convention, a plumbers convention, and -- God help us -- a tattoo convention all in the same week?

Paul: Nikki, I know you thought the young man was --

Nikki: [Laughing] My scarf! He's returning my scarf! My God, the poor man must have thought I was crazy! I mean --

Paul: Well, he did look a little, uh...

Nikki: Scared?

Paul: Well, more like terrified.

Nikki: My god, it must have been the way I was staring at him. It was that blonde hair.

Paul: Yeah, I know. If he didn't pull out the scarf, I think you were gonna be halfway on your way to the DNA lab with a fistful of it.

Nikki: Oh, my god. Are you kidding? I was already planning his "welcome to the family" party before he could get a word out.

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