Best Y&R Lines Monday 8/26/13

Y&R Best Lines Monday 8/26/13


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Victoria: Okay, but, like, you know virtually nothing about carpentry and even less about tools.

Billy: That is not true. I know the cardinal rule -- you measure twice. You cut once. Right? Can I get my tape measure, please, lovely assistant?

Victoria: Cut? Like, you know, with a saw?

Billy: Yeah, you can't cut wood with scissors.

Billy: [Inhales deeply] Oh, man. Okay, lovely assistant. Pay attention. We have to make this pile look like this picture. Do you have any idea on how to do that, whatsoever? Preferably before Victoria comes home, because Daddy would like to be the only person saying, "I told you so" tonight. Some assistant you are. So much for all those fancy private schools. Are you sure you don't have at least one itsy-bitsy idea swimming around in that noggin of yours, huh, or do I have to look? Here comes the tickle monster!

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