Best Y&R Lines Thursday 4/11/13

Y&R Best Lines Thursday 4/11/13


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Adam: Well, what I think is you didn't come here to watch me do a circus act, so why are you here, Dad? Keeping tabs on me, huh? I'm flattered.

Victor: Well, you know I like to be informed about members of my family.

Adam: So do I fall somewhere between Segundo and Jupiter on that list?

Victor: [Chuckles] I love those animals.

Adam: [Chuckles]

Victor: So, what are your plans, son?

Adam: Well, for starters, I want to get in these clothes, cover my backside.

Victor: I didn't mean that. What are your plans when you get out of here? I mean, are you going back to your house?

Adam: So, are you inviting me to move in with you and Nikki, then?

Victor: Yeah, right.

Adam: I hate to disappoint you, again, but, um, if you're looking for another Newman heir, you're gonna have to go somewhere else.

Billy: Baby or no baby, we are gonna be just fine.

Victoria: It's just that -- it's just, you know, these hormones could turn me into a raging crazy woman.

Billy: And that's gonna be different how? Ah. Sweetheart, maintaining a sense of humor is going to be crucial during this process.

Victoria: Okay. Well, you just remember that at 3:00 in the morning when I wake you up with a craving for something sweet.

Billy: [Clears throat]

Victoria: No, something salty. Something sweet and salty, like chocolate pretzels.

Billy: No problem.

Victoria: White chocolate...

Billy: You got it. Still smiling.

Victoria: ...From that little store in Chicago.

Billy: In Chicago?

Victoria: Yeah, the one next to the museum.

Billy: 3:00 in the morning.

Victoria: Do you see?

Billy: [Laughs] You're yanking my chain. You do have a sense of humor.

Victoria: I do. I do. I do, but I actually am still craving something.

Billy: You're not even pregnant.

Victoria: I know, but I'm practicing, so leave me alone.

Billy: Oh. Okay. We're practicing. That's fine. What would you like?

Victoria: I don't know.

Billy: Well, um, I saw a vending machine downstairs. I can get you one of everything. Okay. I'll go get you one of everything.

Adam: You here to offer me a sweet deal on a Bentley you might not be using?

Victoria: What?

Adam: Well, Dad is in a generous mood. I figured you might be.

Victoria: What is he talking about?

Victor: Adam is moving into the penthouse. And there are gonna be some other changes, as well.

Victoria: What kind of changes?

[Knock on door]

Billy: Hey. I thought I might find you here in the lion's den. Who's king of the jungle today?

Victoria: Um, I think I'm about to find out.

Victor: Adam and I are no longer fighting, all right?

Billy: Hey! You're back on the Christmas list. Just one bullet -- that's all it took. That's good stuff.

Victor: Well... he took a bullet for me. He saved my life. He is my son. He's a Newman. So, I think we should all express our appreciation for that.

Victoria: Adam knows how grateful I am for saving your life, but, you know, that doesn't really wipe the slate clean.

Victor: I didn't say that. I said it's time for us to move forward and heal.

Victoria: While he's running your company?

Victor: He and I have come to an understanding about that.

Victoria: What kind of an understanding?

Adam: I offered Dad to work by my side at Newman.

Victoria: Work beside you at Newman? That's funny. You know, Dad founded that company, and he built it from the ground up.

Victor: Well, my darling, I have accepted Adam's offer, all right?

Victoria: What?

Victor: Well, you know, Newman Enterprises should be run by a Newman, and Adam has made that possible.

Victoria: Yeah, by stealing it from you.

Victor: No, no, no, no. He got it back from Jack Abbott and brought it back to our family where it belongs. So, let's all move forward together, all right?

Adam: You have some misgivings, Victoria?

Victoria: Uh, well, you know, it obviously doesn't matter how I feel. You two are -- you two are gonna be doing this.

Adam: Well, I was actually gonna ask you to join us.

Victoria: Thanks. Thank you. But no, thanks. Billy and I are actually working on a project of our own right now.

Victor: You and Billy boy have a project?

Billy: Oh, yeah. Big project, but, you know, we're not really sharing the details at the moment, but I can assure you it's gonna take up the majority of Vicki's time and energy.

Adam: Well, good luck.

Billy: Yeah, thanks. I'm gonna leave you guys to it. You can duke it out over the corner office. Should be fun -- family time.

Victoria: What can Dad be thinking?

Billy: Well, honey, experience tells me evil thoughts.

Victoria: That's it. Exactly. He's pretending to accept Adam's offer, and then he's gonna go back to Newman, and he'll boot Adam out and take control of the company.

Billy: That would be vintage Vic, but, baby, I, uh... I don't think that's his game plan. The old man seemed sincere -- sincere for Victor.

Victoria: No. No, no, no. He would never choose this as a permanent solution.

Billy: Honey, not for nothing, but we are in the baby-making business now, so who cares if Satan and Satan Jr. want to make life hell for themselves?

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