Y&R Best Lines Thursday 4/11/13
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Adam: Well, what I think is you didn't come here to watch me do a circus act, so why are you here, Dad? Keeping tabs on me, huh? I'm flattered.
Victor: Well, you know I like to be informed about members of my family.
Adam: So do I fall somewhere between Segundo and Jupiter on that list?
Victor: [Chuckles] I love those animals.
Victor: So, what are your plans, son?
Adam: Well, for starters, I want to get in these clothes, cover my backside.
Victor: I didn't mean that. What are your plans when you get out of here? I mean, are you going back to your house?
Adam: So, are you inviting me to move in with you and Nikki, then?
Victor: Yeah, right.
Adam: I hate to disappoint you, again, but, um, if you're looking for another Newman heir, you're gonna have to go somewhere else.
Billy: Baby or no baby, we are gonna be just fine.
Victoria: It's just that -- it's just, you know, these hormones could turn me into a raging crazy woman.
Billy: And that's gonna be different how? Ah. Sweetheart, maintaining a sense of humor is going to be crucial during this process.
Victoria: Okay. Well, you just remember that at 3:00 in the morning when I wake you up with a craving for something sweet.
Billy: [Clears throat]
Victoria: No, something salty. Something sweet and salty, like chocolate pretzels.
Billy: No problem.
Victoria: White chocolate...
Billy: You got it. Still smiling.
Victoria: ...From that little store in Chicago.
Billy: In Chicago?
Victoria: Yeah, the one next to the museum.
Billy: 3:00 in the morning.
Victoria: Do you see?
Billy: [Laughs] You're yanking my chain. You do have a sense of humor.
Victoria: I do. I do. I do, but I actually am still craving something.
Billy: You're not even pregnant.
Victoria: I know, but I'm practicing, so leave me alone.
Billy: Oh. Okay. We're practicing. That's fine. What would you like?
Victoria: I don't know.
Billy: Well, um, I saw a vending machine downstairs. I can get you one of everything. Okay. I'll go get you one of everything.
Adam: You here to offer me a sweet deal on a Bentley you might not be using?
Adam: Well, Dad is in a generous mood. I figured you might be.
Victoria: What is he talking about?
Victor: Adam is moving into the penthouse. And there are gonna be some other changes, as well.
Victoria: What kind of changes?
[Knock on door]
Billy: Hey. I thought I might find you here in the lion's den. Who's king of the jungle today?
Victoria: Um, I think I'm about to find out.
Victor: Adam and I are no longer fighting, all right?
Billy: Hey! You're back on the Christmas list. Just one bullet -- that's all it took. That's good stuff.
Victor: Well... he took a bullet for me. He saved my life. He is my son. He's a Newman. So, I think we should all express our appreciation for that.
Victoria: Adam knows how grateful I am for saving your life, but, you know, that doesn't really wipe the slate clean.
Victor: I didn't say that. I said it's time for us to move forward and heal.
Victoria: While he's running your company?
Victor: He and I have come to an understanding about that.
Victoria: What kind of an understanding?
Adam: I offered Dad to work by my side at Newman.
Victoria: Work beside you at Newman? That's funny. You know, Dad founded that company, and he built it from the ground up.
Victor: Well, my darling, I have accepted Adam's offer, all right?
Victor: Well, you know, Newman Enterprises should be run by a Newman, and Adam has made that possible.
Victoria: Yeah, by stealing it from you.
Victor: No, no, no, no. He got it back from Jack Abbott and brought it back to our family where it belongs. So, let's all move forward together, all right?
Adam: You have some misgivings, Victoria?
Victoria: Uh, well, you know, it obviously doesn't matter how I feel. You two are -- you two are gonna be doing this.
Adam: Well, I was actually gonna ask you to join us.
Victoria: Thanks. Thank you. But no, thanks. Billy and I are actually working on a project of our own right now.
Victor: You and Billy boy have a project?
Billy: Oh, yeah. Big project, but, you know, we're not really sharing the details at the moment, but I can assure you it's gonna take up the majority of Vicki's time and energy.
Adam: Well, good luck.
Billy: Yeah, thanks. I'm gonna leave you guys to it. You can duke it out over the corner office. Should be fun -- family time.
Victoria: What can Dad be thinking?
Billy: Well, honey, experience tells me evil thoughts.
Victoria: That's it. Exactly. He's pretending to accept Adam's offer, and then he's gonna go back to Newman, and he'll boot Adam out and take control of the company.
Billy: That would be vintage Vic, but, baby, I, uh... I don't think that's his game plan. The old man seemed sincere -- sincere for Victor.
Victoria: No. No, no, no. He would never choose this as a permanent solution.
Billy: Honey, not for nothing, but we are in the baby-making business now, so who cares if Satan and Satan Jr. want to make life hell for themselves?
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