Best Y&R Lines Wednesday 4/10/13

Y&R Best Lines Wednesday 4/10/13


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Kyle: All right. Well, let me know if you decide you want those tickets, all right?

Abby: Oh, my God. You just did that -- that handshake, back slap, "Let's play golf" thing with the account manager.

Kyle: It's business, and I don't play golf.

Abby: Yet. Look at us. We're all, like, business-y and grown up. Especially with Uncle Jack in Istanbul.

Kyle: So, what -- that means no keg parties, no, uh, beer pong?

Abby: No scamming on 18-year-old hotties.

Kyle: Oh, that part sounds -- no. No. Hell no. I told you. Summer knows we are in the permanent friend zone. Fully clothed from now on.

Summer: From -- what? Did summer get naked in front of you?

Kevin: Hold on. You may want to futz with your hair a little bit.

Chloe: Does it show?

Kevin: That we just mamboed?

Chloe: Yeah.

Kevin: Oh, it shows.

Chloe: Ooh.

Kevin: Oh, we have customers.

Chloe: Wow. The coffee gods must be shining down on us now that we're embracing our true natures.

Kevin: Midday mambos and fenced goods?

Chloe: I haven't felt like this in years.

Kevin: I'll go wait on Summer and her bud.

Chloe: Okay. Oh, perfect. My bud's here, so you can go.

Kevin: Hi.

Chloe: Hiya.

Chelsea: Hi. Whoa. Did you just...

Chloe: Mambo?

Chelsea: I was going to say have sex.

Chloe: You got that just from "Hiya?"

Chelsea: I got that from your shirt being on backwards.

Chloe: I'll be right back.

Abby: Hey. How was that Fenmore meeting?

Kyle: It was fast. We agreed to all the deal points, then Lauren took off.

Abby: Oh. Well, that's good. Oh, you know what else?

Kyle: Ow. What the hell?!

Abby: What is wrong with you? When Summer came in looking all... if she had been on the Internet, you would have licked the screen.

Kyle: Well, that's just disgusting, and she doesn't know that.

Abby: Um, yeah, she does.

Kyle: Well, I only looked for a split second.

Abby: That is way, way too long. Girls can freeze time if they think a guy is checking them out.

Kyle: I wasn't checking... well, she looked different.

Abby: Older. But you know what the funny thing is? She's the exact same age as she is without all the clothes and makeup. Oh, my God. Don't picture her without clothes just because I said that!

Kyle: You're killing me. I do not want Summer Newman.

Abby: Oh, sure you don't, screen licker. I had to go to Defcon 4. I told Nick.

Kyle: Well, thanks. I might just have to leave the country now.

Abby: I didn't tell him about her getting naked or the bra in the office or your eyeballs bugging out of your head.

Kyle: Oh, God, is this still happening? [Sighs] Okay, how do I fix this?

Abby: Summer thinks that she can get what she wants, so you need to prove to her that you are unattainable. You need to make this fake girlfriend ASAP.

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