Y&R Best Lines Monday 4/1/13
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Victor: You're despicable.
Sharon: So you have said numerous times.
Victor: You're using my son's misfortune to promote your own self-interests.
Nikki: Oh, well, that's typical. Opportunistic is Sharon's middle name.
Sharon: And my last name is Newman, just like yours. Shall we list all of the opportunities that you both have lied, stolen, cheated, oh, and slept your way into?
Nikki: You know, the same thing happened when Victor was missing. The family barely had time to blink before you had commandeered Newman.
Sharon: Yeah, but, see, this is not the same thing.
Victor: Really? My son heroically took a bullet for me to save my life. He's now lying in intensive care. We don't know if he's gonna make it.
Sharon: Why are you not with your beloved son instead of standing her insulting me?
Victor: You are taking advantage of him. It's disgusting.
Sharon: Let's review, shall we? I am disgusting, exploitative. I'm greedy. What else? Inhumane. Does that cover it?
Victor: That's putting it mildly.
Nikki: Barely scratches the surface, Sharon.
Sharon: Well, there goes our ability to remain civil for Adam's sake. I guess that was just a fleeting moment in the hospital. You know, I'm only following Adam's wishes.
Victor: Really? How convenient of you to claim that he put you in charge.
Sharon: He did.
Victor: He's in a damn coma. What the hell does he know right now? You're taking advantage of this.
Kay: I thought you weren't coming back until later.
Cane: And then I realized that this is where I needed to be. So, what have I missed? Where are we up to?
Kay: Okay, well, I've had a complete tour of the hospital.
Cane: Really? Did you see anything exciting and interesting?
Kay: Oh, definitely, yes. Yes, yes. I've seen the inside of an MRI machine.
Cane: Oh, and how was that?
Kay: Claustrophobic. As was that, uh -- that, uh -- that scan that... and then...then I was weighed, drained of all my blood...
Kay: ...And -- and every -- what?
Cane: Reflex. Reflex test.
Kay: Every reflex known to man.
Kay: Then, uh, I had a flashlight shone directly -- I mean, directly into my eyes...
Kay: ...Up my nose, into my ears, and down my throat.
Cane: Well, I'm gonna give the doctor extra points for being so thorough.
Kay: Yes, but, um... I'm -- I'm saving the best for last.
Cane: Really? What's, uh -- what's the next leg in this marathon, then? Hmm?
Kay: [Clears throat] Well, for, uh -- for the final event, the doctor's gonna throw a battery of questions at me to see what I remember and how clearly I'm thinking.
Cane: Okay. Listen. If it's all right with you, I'd like to stay for those tests.
Kay: No, no. Cane, no, please. If it doesn't turn out well, God, I'd be so -- I'd be so embarrassed.
Cane: Only if you can remember, hmm?
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