Best Y&R Lines Friday 8/17/12

Y&R Best Lines Friday 8/17/12


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Chloe: No, I-I have sucked up to every D-lister and above that I know from New York. I mean, they all want a fee if they're gonna jump in and still there's no guarantee.

Kevin: We're not gonna bribe people to use this site. It's amazing. And besides, bribery's not in our budget.

Chloe: Well, what's the deal with Phyllis?

Kevin: (Sighs) She hasn't responded to my offer yet. I told her if she starts a TagNGrab account, we would get the interest, but she would get the attention as being this cool person who likes to buy cool stuff online.

Adam: Mm, as opposed to some uncool person who's into uncool vehicular homicide--win-win.

Chloe: You know, she's supposed to be your friend. After all those, you know, years of working at "Restless Style" together, you'd think that she would just give us a "yes" or a "no."

Kevin: I'm not sure if you noticed, but she does have some other stuff on her mind.

Billy: Yeah, well, that's not the story I was worried about. It's, you know, the other ones.

Victoria: What else are you planning?

Billy: (Chuckles) Nothing in particular, but you know, topics like the victor/Sharon wedding video tend to pop up, and I know how you love me covering your family.

Victoria: You know what? In the past, that was true. But this time, I think I want you to make the Newmans front and center.

Billy: So now you want me to cover the Newman family? You know what? I smell a trap, and you're scaring me, and I am man enough to admit that.

Victoria: Nothing salacious. I just want you to cover the press conference that Nick and I are holding right after the board meeting.

Billy: Oh, yeah, sure, because gossip fans, they love press conferences. They can't get enough of them.

Victoria: The whole point of the board meeting is to convince members to let nick and me fill in while dad's gone. So once we win the vote of confidence, we'll need the press conference to calm the general shareholders. Do you get it?

Billy: Oh, yeah, I get it. If I cover the press conference, then I cover Victor's butt.

Victoria: No. You cover my backside, and there might be some perks in it for you.

Billy: Okay, then, on that note, then I will send my best reporter to cover the press conference, but I hold all rights to all perks.

Victoria: And surely you will have those perks. I gotta go.

Billy: Okay. Fly, fly, fly away, my little mogul. (Chuckles)

Abby: Hey. You look official. I take it no news on dad.

Victoria: Uh, if I had heard anything, you'd know.

Abby: Could he be more stubborn? I-I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tweeted that he was kidnapped by some big-haired jersey girl just to teach me a lesson.

Victoria: Well, maybe that's next. Anyway, I was just heading out, so...

Abby: Oh, right, the board meeting. I won't gloat, but I am so out of that whole mess.

Victoria: Good. Then I won't give you my mean sister face. Bye.

Billy: Bye.

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