Best Y&R Lines Thursday 7/5/12

Y&R Best Lines Thursday 7/5/12


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Adam: Well, we should tell yours then, hmm?

Chelsea: (Scoffs) You want me to call my mother?

Adam: (Scoffs) No.

Chelsea: No! Terrible idea.

Adam: Okay, well, then let's at least call your father or your uncle or whatever he calls himself today.

Chelsea: Yeah. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see me. He turns a lighter shade of pale every time I'm in his presence.

Adam: (Chuckles)

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Adam: Well, let's just--let's go to Gloworm. I'm serious. What's the worst thing that could happen if we go there?

Chelsea: He won't care.

Adam: Babe... (Sighs) from his perspective... (Sighs) you are marrying into the Newman family dynasty-- albeit a splintered branch, but he might have the most positive reaction out of any family member we have.

Chelsea: (Sighs)

Anita: Well, if you say so. All I know is that the man I was with had a heart-shaped mole on his inner thigh.

Gloria: (Chokes)

Chelsea: What?!

Gloria: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. (Sighs) I was married to both of them, and they were identical, but not that identical. Only one of them had that mole. So you're the daddy?

Chelsea: I knew it.

Adam: So you didn't think about mentioning this mole until today?

Anita: It's been so long. I just--it slipped my mind.

Jeff: You know, I think I do have a vague recollection. Did you used to wear really short shorts?

Anita: Mm-hmm. And bikinis on top. And you--you used to have a mullet.

Jeff: (Chuckles) I never had a mullet.

Anita: Yes, you did.

Gloria: What a charming stroll down memory lane.

Anita: Yes. And pretty soon, we're going to be walking our little girl down the aisle... (Inhales sharply) marrying into a family that can give her everything that we never could.

Jeff: Come to Papa.

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