Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 4/17/12

Y&R Best Lines Tuesday 4/17/12


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Chloe: Wait, no, I got it-- a massive fashion retrospective...

Kay: Ooh.

Chloe: With runway. Very fashion week. I know people.

Abby: Interactive street art. We'll have the guests spray-paint graffiti on canvas-coveralls, and then we'll auction off the pieces-- art by and for the people.

Chloe: And let me guess-- then you're gonna have everyone spray-paint you, so you could be the main attraction. Just another reason for you to take off your clothing.

Abby: Oh, does someone have body issues?

Jill: You know, Nick, Jabot has been the primary sponsor for the arts council gala for years now-- for years. Now all of a sudden, Newman just swoops in with your little off-brand, no-name cosmetics company and takes prime position. (Laughs) Clearly you didn't know that you were stepping on some very important toes, so why don't you just back off graciously, and we'll forget the whole thing?

Nick: Off-brand, no-name"-- that's a good one.

Jill: Yeah, I liked that.

Nick: Mm-hmm. Then again, maybe the gala is the perfect place to announce the new name. You know, we should really let the cosmetics world know that we are back and in the game. You want to arm-wrestle for some shelf space at Vick's later?

Billy: Blue blankie?

Victoria: What?

Billy: That--that's a blanket that is indeed blue. (Laughs)

Jill: (Laughs)

Victoria: It's a blue blanket.

Jill: Billy, it's not your blankie. Yours disintegrated when you loved it to death.

Billy: What?

Victoria: Oh.

Billy: You found on just like it?

Jill: (Laughs)

Victoria: So, so wonderful.

Jill: It is wonderful. It chases away bad dreams and monsters. It has superpowers.

Victoria: I love it. Thank you.

(Doorbell rings)

Victoria: Oh. (Clears throat)

Billy: (Clears throat)

Victoria: Blue blankie.

Billy: Thank you. Thank you.

Jill: Thank you for making me a grandma again, both of you.

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