Best Y&R Lines Wednesday 3/28/12

Y&R Best Lines Wednesday 3/28/12


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Chloe: Do you--did you see that guy in the bookstore? He looked exactly like Carmine

Kevin: (Scoffs) Yeah, if Carmine were 6 inches shorter and 20 years older.

Chloe: You're blind.

Kevin: Chloe, Carmine is not here.

Chloe: Well, it doesn't mean that he's not a threat. Were you listening yesterday?

Kevin: (Laughs) Yes. You know what I heard? I heard Mrs. C. say, "I now pronounce you husband and wife."

Chloe: (Sighs)

Kevin: That's what I'm focused on-- us being married, us going on our honeymoon, and getting to do husband and wife things together on our honeymoon.

Chloe: Okay, well, maybe you can forget that our happiness was threatened, no mention my life, but me, not so much.

Kevin: I survived being shot at, being chased by the mob, and nearly drowning in long island sound-- twice, not to mention being married to Angelina.

Chloe: (Sighs)

Kevin: I am not gonna let some jerk from new jersey ruin our happiness, okay?

Gloria: All right, so answer me this. Do you know Chelsea's mother?

Jeff: Anita? Yes, of course I do. She's been waiting tables at Gloworm.

Gloria: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Before Gloworm, way in the past.

Jeff: Well... (sighs) I've been having a lot of trouble with my memory.

Gloria: Don't you start with me. Your memory came back.

Jeff: I remember you...

Gloria: Hmm.

Jeff: Us...

Gloria: Mm-hmm.

Jeff: And that weekend in Tijuana.

Gloria: (Laughs) but do you remember sex... with Anita...

Jeff: Mnh.

Gloria: Fathering a child? Ring any bells?

Jeff: Not a single chime.

Gloria: Oh, Jeffrey.

Jeff: Look, do you trust me?

Gloria: (Chuckles)

Jeff: All right, let me rephrase that. Trust me, by the time we get back from our honeymoon, this whole thing will have blown over.

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