Best Y&R Lines Thursday 3/1/12

Y&R Best Lines Thursday 3/1/12


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Sharon: Mm. What time is it?

Adam: Uh... I can't see the clock, silly.

Sharon: (Chuckles)

Adam: But, um, I would guess it's pretty early in the morning. I've been awake for a while.

Sharon: Are you okay?

Adam: I haven't been this... this good in a long time. I mean, it's almost like... hey, what's this on your hand?

Sharon: (Laughs) It's the ring. I'm wearing it. And it doesn't mean that, you know, we're engaged, if that's what you're thinking.

Adam: No, I-- I know you're not ready for that. I--that's not what that was about. I just--it was my mom's ring, and I want... it should be on your finger. You're the only woman who should be wearing that ring.

Jack: Ohh. Why don't you just let me fall? That way, you can prove your point.

Sarge: (Sighs) It's too much paperwork. Now are you ready to do this, or what?

Jack: I am trying.

Sarge: No, you are not trying, all right?

Jack: (Breathing heavily)

Sarge: Now I'm not gonna work at this harder than you are. Now focus! Here we go again. Taking my hands away. Are you ready?

Jack: Yeah. (Grunting) (Groans) My abs hate you.

Sarge: Yeah, well, I want all of you to hate me.

Jack: (Groans)

Sarge: You know, that way, we know we're making progress.

Jack: (Breathing heavily)

Sarge: Not bad... for your first time, especially for someone who claims to be in better shape than he actually is.

Jack: Gee, thanks.

Sarge: Yeah.

Jack: (Breathing heavily) Ah. They're looking at me-- that guy whose ex-wife shot him. I'm sure you've heard all about that. It's been in the press plenty the last couple weeks.

Sarge: Whatever. Come on, warm-up's over. Let's get back to work. Come on.

Jack: I'm sure the dark part of Patty is hoping I'll never walk again. Guess what, Patty? You're not gonna get your wish.

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