Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 12/27/11

Y&R Best Lines Tuesday 12/27/11


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Angelina: You're a real hero doin' what you are for them-- well, both of us, really. I mean, the sacrifice I'm making-- wearing the same outfit two days in a row? (Scoffs)

Kevin: Deserves a medal.

Angelina: I know. Too bad doin' a good deed has to be so... ew.

Kevin: Yeah, yeah. It's so much better when you can save lives wearing an outfit that nobody's seen.

Angelina: I don't know how much more of this I can take. (Sighs)

Kevin: So what are you doing about it? Are you trying to smooth things over with carmine, or what?

Angelina: Of course I am. Only I-I can't do it alone 'cause it's too dangerous, so I'm usin' a friend as a go-between. Ooh, coffee. Mmm. Mm. (Gags) decaf? (Sighs)

Kevin: Um, you're pregnant.

Angelina: (Scoffs) (whispers) Mamma mia. (Normal voice) This whole "repeat clothes" thing is really startin' to affect my brain.

Kevin: So how far along are you anyway?

Angelina: Oh... you know.

Kevin: No, I don't. I don't know much about you at all, or Carmine. So... how about you fill me in?

Victoria: You're trying to get me drunk.

Billy: Yeah, the ham hock worked for us last time, didn't it?

Victoria: Yeah, but, um, we're already married.

Billy: We are already married.

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Billy: You want to tell that to the guys over there?

Victoria: Hmm? Oh! Hi!

Billy: (Chuckles)

Victoria: They're checking me out.

Billy: Yeah, they are checking you out.

Victoria: Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Billy: They are checking you out, um, but the problem is, she's already checked out, as in she's mine. Mine.

Victoria: Uh, listen. You can't--you can't stop guys from looking. You know that, right?

Billy: I can't?

Victoria: Mnh-mnh.

Billy: You want to bet? You guys want to bet? Want-- sir, I'm gonna borrow this for a second. Thanks. I have an idea.

Victoria: Oh, God.

Billy: (French accent) Excuse me. (Normal voice) wow.

Victoria: What are you doing?!

Billy: Take it easy.

Victoria: This is my nice...

Billy: Gentlemen, I've got something for you.

Victoria: White...

Billy: Oh, no.

Victoria: Beautiful, expensive, T-shirt.

Billy: Yeah?

Victoria: What-- (Laughs) Ow!

Billy: Now call me "husband." Husband! Huh?

Victoria: Billy. (Laughs)

Billy: I know. Check this out. Hi!

Victoria: Hi.

Billy: Look at that.

Victoria: Yeah, that's great. (Chuckles)

Billy: (Chuckles) yeah, you think they're hurtin' now? Watch this.

Victoria: Oh.

Billy: Here. (Growls) Oh.

Victoria: Oh. (Laughs)

Billy: (Chuckles) Mm.

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