Best Y&R Lines Wednesday 12/21/11

Y&R Best Lines Wednesday 12/21/11


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Billy: What do you think, inspector? I-is this gonna work? It's gonna work? Nice. Let's go. Let's go. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I need you to help me out. Turn that little rascal on. Yay! Good work! Good work. (Hums a fanfare) uh-oh. Do you smell that? What is that? What do you smell?

Delia: Cookies.

Billy: No, that's heaven. That's what heaven smells like. At least, it should.

Victoria: Oh, hey. Hey, you guys. Check me out.

Billy: Hey. That's what I'm doing.

Victoria: No, no, I mean, check me out. I didn't burn the cookies this time.

Billy: Oh, nice.

Victoria: Yay, me!

Billy: And they're safe to eat. Give it a shot.

Victoria: Oh, yeah, go ahead. Hey, what do you think about all those lights dad put all over the house? Aren't they great?

Billy: Well, her mouth is full. Otherwise, she would tell you that I'm a genius... (sighs) only second to Picasso in my artistry.

Delia: Who's that?

Billy: See? She already forgot about Picasso. (Whispering) I'm that good.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: (Normal voice) Mm-hmm.

Delia: I love Christmas.

Billy: You love Christmas? (High-pitched voice) You love Christmas? (Growls)

Delia: (Giggles)

Victoria: I do, too.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: Yeah, you know, it is kind of a bummer that your doctor's not gonna let you go to the pageant, but you know what? Nick's gonna get a copy of it, and we can all watch it together later.

Billy: Yes, we can, and besides, if you were at the pageant, who would stay here and help me wrap Vicki's present? Because I need the person with the perfect little finger to hold down the bow so I can tape it up...

Victoria: Yes.

Billy: And if I don't have this finger, we're in trouble, buddy.

Victoria: Yeah, that's a very, very important job.

Billy: Yeah, and you know what your job is?

Victoria: Hmm?

Billy: To beat it, get out...

Victoria: What?

Billy: Get gone, so you don't see the present.

Victoria: Hold on a second. You gotta give me a hint.

Billy: Oh, no. Nope, nope, nope.

Victoria: She's gotta give me a hint. I have tickle hands.

Billy: And you're not gonna tickle it out of her, either. Nope, I'll protect you. I got you.

Victoria: Oh, come on, just the tiniest little hint.

Delia: Okay, it was the greatest present in the entire store.

Billy: (Laughs)

Victoria: For me?

Delia: Because we love you.

Billy: (Laughs) That's right.

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: (Laughs)

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