Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 12/20/11

Y&R Best Lines Tuesday 12/20/11


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Chloe: And I obviously need at least one tier to be red velvet.

Gloria: (Laughs) Got it.

Deacon: Excuse me, Gloria, may I speak with you for a second?

Gloria: Of course, you can, Deacon, burst, I'm gonna need you for more shifts this jingle-bell season, and that includes Chloe and Kevin's wedding reception tomorrow.

Deacon: Uh... Chloe, Deacon. Hi.

Chloe: Hi.

Deacon: Uh, no offense, but, uh, I'm gonna have to take a pass on that.

Gloria: (Laughing) that's funny.

Deacon: Yeah? If you think that's funny, you're gonna think this is absolutely hilarious. This is me quitting. Bye-bye.

Chloe: (Laughs) Okay, you don't understand. I have guests coming here tomorrow, and they nee to be served red drinks.

Gloria: (With clenched teeth) And I have lots of ladies who come in here to look at your glutes.

Deacon: Well, the only person who's gonna be looking at my glutes is my new bride. She happens to need all of my love and attention right now.

Gloria: Come on, Deacon. Two weeks' notice.

Deacon: No.

Gloria: One week.

Deacon: (Laughs) No. I can't do it, Gloria.

Gloria: Come on, come on.

Deacon: No, I can't.

Gloria: One lousy day.

Deacon: I'm sorry. I can't do it. Listen, Chloe, I hope that you and your new husband will be as happy as me and my new bride. Gloria, it's been a treat. Have a nice day, ladies.

Gloria: Your glutes ain't that great.

Chloe: Overrated. All right, you know what? I-I'm just gonna go meet Kevin. I've gotta make sure he's, you know, doing a good job with the décor. I'll talk to you later. I got--

Gloria: Chloe, Chloe. Before you go... I said some pretty hurtful things about you when you and Kevin broke up, but you gotta understand, I was hurt, too. But now, you realize that you two are meant to be, and you're the woman of Kevin's dreams, and you do adore him. (Chuckles)

Chloe: Big adorer.

Gloria: Yeah. He's long overdue for some happiness, you know? Thank you, for loving my son the way he deserves to be loved.

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