Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 12/13/11

Y&R Best Lines Tuesday 12/13/11


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Chloe: Okay. What do you think about a wedding cake topper? I'm thinking either Santa and Mrs. Claus or Mr. Snowman and Mrs. Snowman. Which one?

Kevin: (Laughs) I don't know. I kind of dig the-- hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you texting? That's not carmine, is it?

Angelina: What if it is?

Kevin: Your dad hired me to keep you away from your ex, and if I don't, he's gonna remove my jingle bells and feed them to his dog. Here.

Angelina: Don't worry. I'll protect your bells.

Kevin: (Exhales quickly)

Chloe: Hey, hey, hey, hey, lay off the bells. Those are my bells, not yours.

Angelina: Here, see? It's my girl Veronica, so you can tell daddy that I'm behaving... (chuckles) for now.

Chloe: Okay, you know what? Why don't you just let her hook up with the loser? Maybe then she will follow him and then we can ditch her.

Kevin: (Sighs) I don't like this babysitting gig any more than you do, but when it's all over, we get a free house, so we're gonna just have to suck it up.

Chloe: (Groans)

Angelina: Ooh, you're such a dirty boy, carmine.

Kevin: Mm! Mnh-mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh. Hang up--now.

Angelina: Sorry. When I see his name, I just lose all my senses.

Chloe: Oh, and he must be calling constantly.

Angelina: So's I ain't tempted, you should probably stick to me like a... pair of high-quality lashes stick to my eyelids.

Jack: I don't know how to help my son in dealing with his grief and losing his mother.

John: Well, if you recall, Jackie, I was in the same situation when your mother left.

Jack: No, dad, this is different. Dina walked out on us. Kyle--Kyle lost Diane in the most brutal way.

John: Well, son, the only thing I've learned that really works with people that are mourning-- let them mourn.

Jack: Yeah, but if it takes over their life, I--

John: Then let it. Do you remember when we used to talk about scaling the mountain?

Jack: "Jackie-boy, to get to the top of the mountain, you gotta make the climb."

John: (Chuckles)

Jack: As I got older, I realized there's another way up there that you didn't tell me about.

John: Oh, let me guess-- the helicopter.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. You conveniently left that part out.

John: Right, Jackie. So you jump in your helicopter. You watch these people trudging up the slope as you soar by to your destination, right?

Jack: Right.

John: Mm-hmm, and what have you gained?

Jack: Well, you've reached the pinnacle.

John: Ahh. Without the experience of getting there, what good is it? It means nothing. You've learned nothing.

Jack: So you're saying there are no shortcuts.

John: You've got to feel the pain.

Jack: It is not gonna be easy to watch that boy go through all that.

John: And there's no shortcuts for you, either.

Jack: (Voice breaking) I wish I could be one-tenth the father for my son that you were for me.

John: You've become an extraordinary father, and I'm very proud of you. Now one day, Kyle's gonna come to you for advice, and you're gonna see the admiration in his eyes, just as I see them in you now.

Kyle: Dad?

Jack: Over here, buddy.

Jack: Kyle.

Kyle: Well, you, um, find a tree yet?

Jack: Actually, I found something better. What do you say we go climb a mountain? Come on.

Kevin: Mom? What are you doing?

Gloria: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm shopping for a tree. Chloe, Angelina, what are you guys doing here?

Kevin: Well, we came to see you.

Gloria: Yeah? Who told you I was here shopping for a tree?

Kevin: Mom, we know that you're working here. The guy at the gate told us.

Gloria: (Sighs) Jeffrey did a real number on me, financially.

Kevin: Is it really that bad?

Gloria: Yeah, it's really that bad. Thanks to Angelo, Gloworm is saved, but if I don't make some extra cash, I'm gonna lose my apartment.

Kevin: Why didn't you go to Michael, or come to me?

Gloria: Because it's embarrassing, Kevin. It's not supposed to be like this. I'm supposed to be taking care of my sons, not the other way around.

Kevin: Mom, you took care of us for years, under some pretty crappy circumstances. Mike and I couldn't help you then, but we can help you now.

Gloria: (Sighs)

Kevin: So why don't you go and tell the manager that you're quitting, and I am gonna get you out of this financial mess that Jeffrey got you in, okay?

Angelina: Daddy'll want to help, too.

Gloria: I don't like taking handouts.

Chloe: Hey, think of it as a gift.

Kevin: That's right. Think of it as a gift. It's Christmastime, season of giving, and it's coming from my heart, because I love you and you deserve it. Now come here.

Gloria: (Sniffles) I must have done something, son, to deserve a son like you. (Sniffles)

Jack: Do you want to light a candle for your mom?

Kyle: I guess.

Kyle: (Sniffles) mom... (sniffles) I miss you.

Kyle: Well, it's almost Christmas, so... (Sniffles) everywhere I go, I hear that stupid carol that you used to sing out loud in the car, and it makes me sad, 'cause... (voice breaking) I'm never gonna hear you sing it again, and you're never gonna open the sucky gift I made for you at school, pretend that you love it. I wish that you were still here to do all those things, mom... (sobs) but you're not. Nothing's ever gonna be the way it was when you were here, ever! (Crying)

Jack: It's okay.

Kyle: (Sobbing)

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