Best Y&R Lines Monday 12/12/11

Y&R Best Lines Monday 12/12/11


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Victoria: I'm telling you, nobody does "un-freaking-believable" like Phyllis. Does she actually think you were gonna hire her back after she stole Lucy from us?

Billy: Oh, I mean, you know Phyllis.

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: Tear through a life, leave a tsunami of destruction behind, and never look back.

Victoria: Yeah, without one ounce of remorse. She better never show up here when I'm home.

Billy: Ooh. Nasty girl fight. I like it.

Victoria: You like when I'm feisty?

Billy: You know I like it when you're feisty.

Victoria: Yeah, well... (sighs) I've had enough going on to rile me up right now.

Billy: Well, I was hoping that tonight we can dial it back a notch or two, you know? A nice quiet evening, no outside problems, no craziness, just you and me.

Victoria: Yeah, sure. Sure.

Billy: Yeah, sure. Your eyes are not saying, "yeah, sure." Your lips are, but your eyes are over there. I--

Victoria: Mm.

Billy: Hmm.

Victoria: What are my lips saying now?

Billy: "Shut the hell up, Billy." That's what they're saying.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: Uh-huh. Mm.

Victoria: (Sighs) (Moans) Oh, yeah.

Billy: Hmm?

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: I bet Jim...

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: Never gave Margaret a massage like this.

Victoria: (Sighs) you know, I think that the Andersons were much more adventurous than anyone realized.

Billy: Oh, yeah?

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: "Father knows best..."

Victoria: (Sighs)

Billy: "The lost episodes." (Chuckles)

Victoria: Wouldn't it be nice if we could live our lives in 30-minute segments?

Billy: (Chuckles)

Victoria: Each one with a happy ending.

Billy: (Laughs) well, we could try.

Victoria: (Sighs) yeah?

Billy: Oh, yeah. Like tonight's episode started off with a romantic dinner for two that I just put in the oven...

Victoria: (Grunts) (sighs) okay, hold on. Um... TV dinners?

Billy: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't get picky here. It's only a 30-minute show. I don't want to spend the entire episode in the kitchen--alone.

Victoria: Okay, okay, okay. So how far into the segment are we?

Billy: About ten minutes.

Victoria: Mm-hmm.

Billy: Mm.

Victoria: Hmm.

Billy: Mm-hmm.

Victoria: So what do you think we ought to do with the other 20 minutes?

Billy: (Clears throat) (whispering indistinctly)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Billy: (Chuckles)

Victoria: Wow!

Billy: Mm.

Victoria: That might have to run on cable.

Billy: That might have to be pay-per-view.

Victoria: Yeah.

Billy: Yeah. Mm.

Victoria: (Sighs) Billy?

Billy: Mm-hmm?

Victoria: Can we make this show an hour?

Billy: Ohh... getting' greedy.

Victoria: (Chuckles)

Billy: (Laughs)

Billy: (Groans)

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