Y&R Best Lines Monday 12/12/11
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Victoria: I'm telling you, nobody does "un-freaking-believable" like Phyllis. Does she actually think you were gonna hire her back after she stole Lucy from us?
Billy: Oh, I mean, you know Phyllis.
Billy: Tear through a life, leave a tsunami of destruction behind, and never look back.
Victoria: Yeah, without one ounce of remorse. She better never show up here when I'm home.
Billy: Ooh. Nasty girl fight. I like it.
Victoria: You like when I'm feisty?
Billy: You know I like it when you're feisty.
Victoria: Yeah, well... (sighs) I've had enough going on to rile me up right now.
Billy: Well, I was hoping that tonight we can dial it back a notch or two, you know? A nice quiet evening, no outside problems, no craziness, just you and me.
Victoria: Yeah, sure. Sure.
Billy: Yeah, sure. Your eyes are not saying, "yeah, sure." Your lips are, but your eyes are over there. I--
Victoria: What are my lips saying now?
Billy: "Shut the hell up, Billy." That's what they're saying.
Billy: Uh-huh. Mm.
Victoria: (Sighs) (Moans) Oh, yeah.
Billy: I bet Jim...
Billy: Never gave Margaret a massage like this.
Victoria: (Sighs) you know, I think that the Andersons were much more adventurous than anyone realized.
Billy: Oh, yeah?
Billy: "Father knows best..."
Billy: "The lost episodes." (Chuckles)
Victoria: Wouldn't it be nice if we could live our lives in 30-minute segments?
Victoria: Each one with a happy ending.
Billy: (Laughs) well, we could try.
Victoria: (Sighs) yeah?
Billy: Oh, yeah. Like tonight's episode started off with a romantic dinner for two that I just put in the oven...
Victoria: (Grunts) (sighs) okay, hold on. Um... TV dinners?
Billy: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't get picky here. It's only a 30-minute show. I don't want to spend the entire episode in the kitchen--alone.
Victoria: Okay, okay, okay. So how far into the segment are we?
Billy: About ten minutes.
Victoria: So what do you think we ought to do with the other 20 minutes?
Billy: (Clears throat) (whispering indistinctly)
Victoria: That might have to run on cable.
Billy: That might have to be pay-per-view.
Billy: Yeah. Mm.
Victoria: (Sighs) Billy?
Victoria: Can we make this show an hour?
Billy: Ohh... getting' greedy.
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