Y&R Best Lines Wednesday 11/23/11
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Delia: Where have you been?
Billy: I, uh, I've been far away, and every second of every day, I kept thinking, I've gotta get back to DeeDee. I've gotta get back to DeeDee. Honey, I'm sorry it took so long to get back to you.
Victor: Well, Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Victor: Thank you.
Billy: Hey, uh, you know how when you're really nervous or scared, your tummy hurts? Well, that's how I felt when I found out that you were in the hospital. But, baby, now that you're so healthy and you got these pink little cheeks and you got that Abbott twinkle in your eye, I have never been so happy in my life! (Laughs) Look at you. Look at you. Hey, mom.
Jill: Oh, Billy, thank God you're home.
Billy: (Sighs) I heard you and Victoria took a crazy trip across the world. Hey, that's a bad idea. B--thank you.
Jill: Anything for you. Anything. Anything.
Kay: Oh, I guess we have a lot to be thankful for today. Let's go.
Billy: Okay, one condition-- this one doesn't leave my lap.
Adam: Okay, Patty. You called me. You got me here. Now what do you want?
Adam: What the hell are you doing?
Myrna: You shouldn't swear on a holiday.
Adam: Patty, what did you do to them?
Myrna: Oh, I, uh, just added a little extra spice to the gravy. (Chuckles) Oh, don't worry about it. They, uh, they can't hear us.
Adam: We try not to drug people around here. It tends to draw attention to one's self.
Myrna: They're having sleepovers and sharing holidays. I mean, n-now you understand how serious this is. And you're gon--you'll help me keep them apart, right?
Adam: No, Patty. No, I will not help you. You've seen jack from afar. Now you've seen him up close. Now you gotta get the hell out of here, okay? You gotta hit the road. You got-- if you let anyone know we had contact, then you're gonna be back with your old friend padded cell.
Myrna: Oh, you keep threatening my civil liberties, Adam, and then I have to remind you that I can tattle to the police about what you did the night Diane was murdered. And then you'll be alone and locked up in a cell forever.
Adam: Let's just go right foe tiebreaker, Myrna. Go ahead. Call the cops. Tell 'em whatever you want to tell 'em. We'll see who takes the perp walk then. You want me to make the call? I mean, I don't mind callin' the cops. Ronan Malloy-- we're old friends by now.
Myrna: He doesn't know what I know--yet.
Adam: Patty, you're free because people think you're in some third world country being loony far, far away from here. I'm free because the police have nothing on me, and neither do you, or you would have whipped it out by now.
Myrna: See, but I have patience, Adam. I can curl up like a little kitty in the sunlight and bide my time.
Adam: Yeah, I take you as the instant gratification type. Embrace that. Let's see--police.
Myrna: Just stop.
Adam: Shocker. You don't want me to call. Patty, you need to grab your veil and go on to new horizons far away from here today.
Myrna: I can't. I have responsibilities.
Adam: Ring, ring. "Police department. How can I help you?"
Myrna: (Sighs) Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine! I'll go. God.
Adam: Yeah, because your word is golden.
Myrna: I swear. I swear on the soul of Mr. Kitty.
Adam: Sadly, I think that's as good as it gets with you. Okay, patty. You need to leave, for your own sake. And you're welcome, Jackie boy. That's right. You owe me one.
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